Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Blind Vice: Roxy's Not That Innocent!

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Roxy's Not That Innocent!
That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in BetweenRemember Roxy Couture? The babe who had all of Hollywood laughing behind her back while that gorgeous hubby of hers, Stud-Bucket LeBeouf, screwed stripper after cocktail waitress? Couture's friends—and everyone in the biz—was whispering about "poor Roxy." How could she be so clueless?

Well, turns out, it was all of us she was pulling a fast one on:
No, Rox didn't have herself a hunky actor side dish. She's far too busy keeping her adorable kids and perfect home in order. Gotta make sure the media thinks life is great great great!
Turns out, actually, that R.C. knows all about her husband's not-so-indiscrete indiscretions.
With the steely nerve that made her a household name in the first place, Rox has put in place an "out of sight, out of mind" rule. She doesn't want to know what Stud is up to as long as it's just sex and not emotional—as if LeBeouf would let himself go that far.
He's got the perfect situation! He really does love his wife. So what's the harm in a little sex on the side when he's apart from the Missus—which is a lot?
At least that's what he's been telling his bros while out at a party recently, bragging to his buddies about the hot girls he's banged recently and what a cool wife he has.
What's the harm since he has those iron-clad confidentiality agreements, right?
Wrong. Stud and Roxy's kids are starting to catch wind of their situation, which means it's time for major damage control.
So is SBL ready to act his age and settle down? The next chapter in this dangerous (in many ways) Hollywood tale remains to be seen.

And it Ain't: David Arquette & Courteney Cox, Tony Parker & Eva Longoria, Matt Damon & Luciana Barroso

Top suspects: Victoria Beckham & David Beckham

Links to our discussions of the previous Roxy Couture and Stud-Bucket LeBeouf BVs are here:
Oct 2008 including a full list of who has been eliminated as SBLB
Feb 2010 including a full list of who has been eliminated as RC


HayleyHay said...

Long time reader, first time poster. this is without a doubt victoria beckham. she had a single called not such an innocent girl

EnglishBarb said...

Posh has always tried to prove she's naughty (she did date one of the Coreys in her spice girl days?)And Becks, he's chickens are coming home to roost - a call girl recently made 'false and disgusting' allegations in the British tabloids, also google Rebecca Loos...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Watching your TLT video this week, can I just say that you rock the silver fox look! A sexy beast you are! Victoria Beckham's absence at the royal party is

puzzling to me. She's stated before that she doesn't like to be seen or photographed when pregnant, yet baby bumps are the best Tinsel Town accessory. This

speaks to me of a body-image issue. Might her B.V. have anything to do with an eating disorder?
—Curious in N.C.

Dear Popping Posh:
Thanks for the ego booster, darling! As for Mrs. Beckham, she kinda had a good excuse to ditch the festivities this weekend, seeing as she had a little C-

section penciled in on Sunday. She stills has body issues tho, but it ain't technically a Vice ‘cause girl has been pretty open about them. Eat up now, Posh,

you've got Harper to feed!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
T-bone, question. Has your reporting on Blind Vices ever led to a big Hollywood divorce? Maybe you revealed something an ignorant spouse wasn't previously aware of? Or

maybe something was on the brink of public revelation and they beat you to the punch with a headline-rousing split? Dying for deets!

Dear Material Witness:
Hardly! Because, as you should certainly know by now, spouses are usually much more in the know than the general public (just ask any of the beards in this town who've

scored a rock). And as for the cheaters, just ask poor little Roxy Couture. Here I thought for a second the babe was totally getting played, only to find out she'd

been in the know all along. That's how it works here. Bizarre, huh?"