Blind Vice: Veronica Bee-Stings Has Been Stung!

New from Ted Friday May 11 -

Blind Vice: Veronica Bee-Stings Has Been Stung!

If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then we all can, right?!
That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping, at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBS—who never met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tell—isn't just hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister.
Nope, Ronnie has been bitten by the love bug. And how!
"She's telling everyone she knows that she's in love," a close pal of Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet and her boy toy of the moment, who (if you believe Ms. Bee-Stings) might be "the one."
How trés romantic, no?! Sounds like someone's ready to get wifed up!
Actually, on second thought, that's not saying much, as Veronica has always been known to fall hard and fast for the many men in her life. At least that's what she wants you to believe...she values the paparazzi pictures of her and her famous beaus far more than any TLC they give her.
That is, until now.
"She's changed her ways. Really!" her friend promises. "She's not interested in setting up tabloid pictures or flaunting him on the red carpet. She actually likes spending time with him. It helps that he's crazy about her too."
All her ways except one.
We have a feeling she isn't exactly revealing her nasty secrets to this dude either, ya know, in case her rather risqué past makes him want to cut and run.
So instead she'll keep those sexy skeletons buried in the back of her closet, behind all those Hervé mini-dresses and designer pumps.
AND IT AIN'T: Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele

Please use the label below for a link to our posts on the previous Veronica Bee-Stings BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Blake Lively

Blind Vice! Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk

New from Ted today... Veronica Bee-Stings returns -

Blind Vice!  Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk


Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings!  'Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous! 


Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for.
So, what's Veronica doing for her latest love?
Pretending none of the others ever existed.
Really, it's like she's Britney Spears or something getting some Vegas marriage annulled!

Veronica is so into her latest man—admittedly a catch of a guy who's possibly worth rewriting your past love life over—she's busy telling friends not to tell the current guy nothing much of anything went down with all those past loves of hers.
And, trust us, there are many, many past amorous hook-ups for VBS—and not all of them just to get acting roles, either. Some were actually just for fun!
But there's something about this new dude VBS has landed that doesn't—how shall we put this?—doesn't really click with reality. Or perhaps he chooses not to see things as they are because the nookie's so good?
Oh, yeah, that's it: completely forgot New Dude is still so steaming from his last nookie sitch (in which he got royally dumped), he'll do anything to make it look like he's immediately taken again by a hot young thang—even if he's that thang's millionth thang!
Hey, wouldn't be the first time the male animal took such an approach.
But, three cheers to Veronica for her ballsy moves, huh?
AND IT AIN'T: Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, Kate Winslet

Top suspect: Blake Lively
New Dude: Ryan Reynolds

Please use the label below to read our previous posts on the VBS BVs, including a list of who has been eliminated.

Blind Vice: Be Careful Whose Husband You Sleep With!

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Be Careful Whose Husband You Sleep With!

Welcome back, Veronica Bee-Stings!
As we told you a few weeks ago when we introduced you to the surgically blessed Hollywood star, we assumed you all would be meeting Veronica under different circumstances. See, her sweet and sexy exterior makes A-list actresses hold on tight to their men when in the presence of Ms. B-S, and for good reason!
And V finally got caught putting her stinger where it didn't belong...
See, we've heard naughty rumblings from several of VBS' past sets.
You know, whispers of some lingering touches with this lead actor, or a lot of private time running lines with that lead actor.
Usually, it's no biggie because everyone sleeps with everyone in this town. Especially costars.
But there is one teeny, tiny problemo with one of Veronica's past conquests. You know, the fact that said stud is hitched.
The affair isn't going on as we type, but the two were certainly getting hot and heavy back during filming (we had our suspicions and only recently were they confirmed).
The poor sucker's wife found out about it and threw a s--t fit, not only on the home and work fronts (she showed up on the set), but more importantly on the Hollywood front. That's right, the wife is telling people who are telling people about what a "slut" Veronica is, in hopes of damaging the star's shiny reputation, and ultimately, Veronica's hugely promising career.
But don't count V out yet. We call her Bee-Stings for a reason, ya know? This is one very crafty broad. So while she may be cozying up to hot costars in real life, she knows how to work the behind-the-scenes folks, too.
Let's just say, we don't think the term "casting couch" is something Veronica is opposed to.
Oh, and FYI, we read the comments and know how this sounds, so let us say this right up front:
We are not talking about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

And it Ain't: Kristen Stewart, Rooney Mara, Sofia Vergara

Top suspect: Blake Lively and Ben Affleck

Blind Vice: Veronica's Surgical Secret Revealed!

We really don't intend to put these all up a day late.  New from Ted yesterday...

Blind Vice: Veronica's Surgical Secret Revealed!

We were expecting to induct Veronica Bee-Stings into our exclusive Blind Vice club when one of her flirt fests with a certain married costar went too far.
See, V. is a knockout, that's for sure, and she loves that men want her—especially hunky ones who are already spoken for. And they do, surely.
But we're not here to discuss her femme fatal ways. Rather, today's secretive lesson is about all the money that's gone into making Veronica look so very alluring:
In other words, are they or aren't they real? We're talking 'bout her knockers, jugs, high-beams, babaloos, whatever you want to call her precious set o' twins.
Bee-Stings treasure chest has been a hot topic amongst gossip bloggers ever since her gorgeous tress made her way into Hollywood years ago—and we just happened to stumble upon a stylish colleague of V.'s who knows for sure.
Ready for the almighty answer?
They're fake, of course!
Says Bee-Sting's bestie:
"Her weight used to fluctuate before she stopped eating and her boobs always stayed the same exact, perky size."
Keep in mind, this pal of Veronica's knew the popular star before her augmentation (among other little tweaks 'n' things).
Don't you love how bitchy this town is?
Now, we don't find boob jobs particularly that interesting (hello, L.A. is full of them!), but it's just a tad gratifying to know for certain that V. has paid for some of her amazing looks—even though she's famous for protesting otherwise.
'Nic is always blabbing to the press how her body is totally natural and how she can, like, eat whatever she wants and not go to the gym because she's just blessed that way!
Well, as natural as you get with a little ta-ta enhancement and, oh ya, fixing that "deviated septum" of hers.
But we're not here to judge. Not at all.
Veronica certainly can take credit for the fact she has legs for days and hair for weeks. It's just time to translate some of those hard earned looks into, I dunno, real acting parts, maybe? Because the clock is ticking on your 15 minutes of augmented splendor, hon, and we secretly want you to stay around a bit longer.
And It Ain't:  Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Amanda Bynes

Update 5/25/12 - Ted has eliminated Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Amanda Bynes, Kristen Stewart, Rooney Mara, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Aniston, Carey Mulligan, Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, Kate Winslet, Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

* Top suspect -Blake Lively