Bonus Blind: TV Star Gets High-larious!

Sorry we missed this.  Family issues this week so everything is just getting updated this weekend.  Bear with us!  Anyway, this was from Ted on Tue July 20 -

Bonus Blind: TV Star Gets High-larious!


Not all of our Blind Vices are totally upsetting. In fact, today's bonus job is a total riot!
Some of you might remember Teddy O'Bong from his days on the big screen, but recently, the scruffy dude has been making his appearances on network television. In fact, it was his antics at a wrap party for his latest on-air gig that's got us all happy-go-lucky. Though maybe not as much as him:
Teddy isn't exactly the most talented dude we know, but he's always likeable, y'see, and easy to approach. And it turns out, now we know exactly why!
At a semi-recent pricey wrap party for Teddy's latest show, Photo Op, the dude was apparently stoned out of his mind the entire night. We're talking bloodshot eyes, philosophical musings, and everything else that comes with a little puff of the ganja!
A lowly crew member who worked on the show was hangin' out on the patio when, wouldn't ya know it, O'Bong trotted on up and offered the chick's beau a joint, how incredibly gracious. However, the rather shocked guy politely said no, but Teddy wasn't too upset. He scooted on over to another end of the party and made his offer again. Score!
Then, Teddy hit up the karaoke machine, and started jamming. Naturally, the guy wouldn't share the mic with anyone and hogged the whole thing all night long. Literally. And as far as how angelic his voice was (usually, he can hold a tune)...well, he was high as a kite, so just imagine how good that was.
We say, let loose, dude, and keep on flyin' high: pretty much everyone seems to be enjoying his happy nature (even his sometimes-scowly sometimes-girlfriend). We've seen his old work...maybe it's method acting?

And It Ain't: Taylor Kitsch, Zachary Levi, Ian Somerhalder

Update 7/23 - Ted has also eliminated James Franco.

Top suspect: Dominic Monaghan

Proven by timeline of dates when Ted said he was not a BV and later confirmed as one: Dominic Monaghan.

Blind Vice: Stripper Past, Sleazy Present

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Stripper Past, Sleazy Present


It's absolutely no secret Dougy Dry-Hump loves the ladies. Although just how much of a womanizer he is may come as a shock...to his wife.
See, Doug is no stranger to scandal, per se, but he has a way of making it disappear. A few photo shockers here and there, cheating allegations, the usual messes straight celebs find themselves in.
But thanks to Doug's red-hot career, few outlets choose to run with the dirty info, 'cause in the end, an interview with Dry-Hump is a bigger get than a "supposed" story with a five-minute skanklet. Everything's a tradeoff in this town, right?
Sure, if Doug had a wife the star caliber of Sandra Bullock, all of his indiscretions would totally be out by now. But fortunately for Dougy's wife-unit, she isn't famous, so the story doesn't have as much oomph to it.
Which is why DD-H, who's classically handsome and pretty nicely built, doesn't give an ef anymore when he steps out on his significant other.
Sure, strip clubs are his first stop on a night when he's in the mood to get it on. Doug's been known to frequent the nakey joints all across the country, stuffing babes with more than just dollar bills, if you catch our drift. Totally into the "weird," dirty stuff.
Which is why we were surprised to hear of his presence at a Hollywood afterparty in the Hills very recently.
There Doug was, pouring booze for the barely legal girls at the mansion, chatting up any babe who would give his ego a good stroke. The kicker to the story is the host of the party is a huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice himself. The thought of these two crossing paths, or girls, shows just how small this evil enclave really is.
Anyways, Dry-Hump didn't partake in the drug stuff going on around him—no, he was much more into the bevy of babes and stiff drinks. So clearly the party didn't stop there...He took some girls back to his hotel room in wee hours of the morning (we're talking when the sun was rising) where we can only assume Dougy and little Dougy did what they do best.

And it Ain't: Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon Hamm

Update 9/3/11 - Ted has eliminated Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon Hamm, Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Simon Baker, Hugh Laurie, Channing Tatum, Denzel Washington, David Boreanaz.

Current top guess: Matthew Fox

Blind Vice: Lesbian Star Gets Dumped!

New from Ted today...

Blind Vice: Lesbian Star Gets Dumped!


Cannes has been such trouble for stars this year: Naomi Campbell had younger, more attractive models thrown out of her fancy B-day bash. An errant dog ate Lindsay Lohan's passport. And poor Venetia Vag-0-Matic got dumped by her stunning girlfriend!
Only thing is, Venetia didn't even know about this sad news until she got back stateside. How awful!
How could the GF, who blew off her more famous partner as soon as she returned to L.A., have been so cold? Well, turns out the gorgeous girlfriend saw a picture of Venetia in Cannes doing something she probably shouldn't have been doing...
Like sucking face with a dude!
This really is so very Lindsay Lohan of Venetia, who's never actually come out as a lesbian, but who lives to get her flirt on with any sex she chooses—even though she's got a damn beautiful and loyal partner waiting in Hollywood for her. Really does read Samantha Ronson and Lindsay L. all over again.
Samantha actually tried to get Lindsay to live a more substantial, esteemed life, while Lohan, remember, would live to get her boy-flirt on in clubs and at parties, all the while playing supposedly out-and-proud lesbian housewife.
And just how did Venetia take it, once the girlfriend delivered the news?
"She was pissed," said an eye and ear witness to the Vag-O-Matic meltdown. "She was telling everybody, like it was her girlfriend's problem, not hers."
I dare say that hit movie Venetia's got has gone not to just the director's head, but hers, too.

And It Ain't: Zoe Saldana, Carey Mulligan, Nikki Reed

Update 6/5/10 - Ted has also eliminated Kate Bosworth, Megan Fox, Gwyneth Paltrow.


Current top guess: Michelle Rodriguez