Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Screws Hot TV Guy, Oh No!

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Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Screws Hot TV Guy, Oh No!

Darlings, if you're on overload from all the glitz yesterday, you're in luck! We've got some nice, down-home, dirty slut action for ya!
She-Devil Dees (who will get an Oscar nomination about as soon as I do, the little TV tramp) has been angling her latest conquest. Girl really does climb on top of dudes better than she does television roles, but hey, that's not so unusual in this town.
So who is She-Devil crowing loudly about this time—and what particular body part?
A stud from the hottest show in the world! Can you believe it?
We can, as we'd expect nothing less from SDD, who only likes to move on the hottest guys around. And she usually can, too, as her bod's totally bitchin'.
Since She-Devil's already tired of her latest bed conquests, it makes complete sense she's now succeeding in seducing a very talented (and cute) dude from the hit show.
They met in L.A. recently at a party, and true to form, Ms. Dees lost no time in taking him right home and ripping both their clothes off.
In a moment that's worth far more notice than most of She's oncamera performances, She-Devil breathlessly whispered to her new man: "You're about to f--k the p--sy that every guy in Hollywood wants."
Wow. Who writes this chick's dialog, Charlie Sheen?
Do straight guys actually go for that porn talk? Never mind. We already know the answer because said guy did...did again...and will do again.
Maybe he'll only stop when he realizes She-Devil's the one who's been calling the paparazzi, who just happen to be around, no matter how stealth they try to be?
Yep, that's what it's gonna take.
And It Ain't: Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens

Please see the label below for our post on the previous SDD BV, including a full list of who has been eliminated.


Top suspect: Olivia Munn

Hot TV Guy: Matthew Morrison

Blind Vice: OMG! Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It!

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Blind Vice: OMG!  Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It!

Lorin Sniffle-Puss has a hot bod, a really hot talent and some of the hottest headlines in Hollywood these days! What else could a svelte, beautiful rising star want?
Besides more money, that is (that's always a given with these newbie types). Nope, green ain't exactly the color of what's making Lorin get all excited and a bit bothered these days.
Actually, that shade would more accurate be described as...
Pure white, baby! And we don't mean the virginal kinda white. We're talkin' cocaine-colored, sweethearts.
Yep, if you ever wondered how Lorin (who has the most exquisite legs and bod, we must say) makes it from one damn media splash to the next, and never once looks worse for the wear doing it, well, we have the answer:
L. Sniffle-Puss is getting very fond of that little power-powder Lindsay Lohan loves to sniff whenever she can get her ass away from a judge's prying eye.
And what's funny about it is, Lorin's gotten most accustomed to doin' the snort thang while outside L.A., while performing mainly promotional stuff on the side. As if nobody will see 'cause it's outta town. Yeah, right. Nobody will notice, honey-bun.
Gotta say two things here: the hours Lorin's been given to work are so extraordinary, it's little wonder Lorin resorted to something to help pull it all off (we're certain Lorin can't be alone in the taxed cast, as far as a need for a chemical second-wind goes), and, Lorin is, so far, really expert at hiding this dangerous habit.
Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press, the supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is.
Works as an awfully nice diversion.
AND IT AIN'T: Chord Overstreet, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley

Top suspect: Matthew Morrison

Update 7/7/11 - Ted has also eliminated Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Heather Morris, Kristen Stewart.