Enquirer - 8.22.12

From the National Enquirer Aug 22nd-

Which one time blonde A-list hottie has MORE than “exhaustion” issues? Plus:  who’s the mistress for the prosecution who’s NOW turning tricks in Bangkok?
THIS 50-something former A-lister has been partying way too much, dating much younger guys and canceling gigs at the last minute – and now her team is so concerned that they’re making a list of rehab facilities for her to check out. The blonde movie star has been very vocal about her willingness to fire anyone who suggests she has a problem, but she’s finally agreed to get some help for her “exhaustion” issues.

WHICH TV actress has secretly broken up with her hunky sitcom co-star – she never owned up to the romance publicly – and is going through a massive midlife crisis? The rail-thin single mom doesn’t think she can keep a good man, so she’s actually contemplating taking back her wacky ex!

WHICH early ’90s badboy reality star, who’s now married with children, has found love away from his manipulative and cheating wife...with another MAN? The hard-partying personality, whose cast mates once referred to as “homophobic,” is this close to coming out as gay! Who is he?

THIS former famous mistress, who helped send her ex-lover to jail for murdering his wife by testifying for the prosecution at his trial, is now turning tricks for money in Thailand! She’s so broke that she’s telling friends she had to turn to the world’s oldest profession just to make ends meet.
WHICH closeted TV chef is carrying on a down-low romance with an openly gay actor/comedian from a popular sketch comedy show? The handsome cook refuses to come out of the closet – he has a gorgeous girlfriend – but his gay secret is about to explode because his new lover is yapping all over town about his celebrity boyfriend!

Top suspects:

National Enquirer - Guess Who? - 7.11.12

Alright peeps, we have been having Blind Vice withdrawal.  Going for some National Enquirer "Guess Who?"s from yesterday -

THIS prominent lady politico is frantic to keep news of her recent tummy tuck and liposuction procedures out of the media. The conservative mom wants her fans to believe she’s all natural and stays trim by exercising daily! Can you name her?
WHICH newlywed talk-show host has her husband on pins and needles with cheating fears? She’s admitted to blacking out after taking the sleep aid Ambien, and then waking up to find herself on dating websites! Her two kids are even aware of her sleep-chatting habits and have threatened to password
WHICH comedic actor in his early 40s – who plays a gay man on an award-winning sitcom – desperately wants to have a baby with his live-in girlfriend because he’s afraid of being an old dad? The guy has even given her an ultimatum: Get pregnant this year – or get out!
WHICH country singer – who’s had a tumultuous relationship with her duet partner over the years – recently married a man who she stole from her best friend? The singer’s new hubby is not only a serial cheater, he was also verbally and physically abusive to his ex-wife!

Top suspects: 

National Enquirer blind item

OK we didn't actually see this blind item in the National Inquirer.  But I am reprinting Ted's take on it.  This was in the Awful Truth on Monday -

Which Film Hunk Is Crushing on a Gay Activist?




We love a juicy Blind Vice as much as the next gossip-monger.
Which is why we've been tres captivated with The National Enquirer's mysterious mention
of a hunky film star who's been seriously (but secretly) crushing on out and proud actor and activist James Duke Mason.  Now we know the Enquirer isn't always a beacon of reliability, but we gotta wonder: There's no way it's one of our favorite stars, right? Could it be...

Jake Gyllenhaal, who's certainly considered hunky, what with his buffed up Prince of Persia muscles and boyishly charming smile? And while Jake's currently single, he's just recently been linked up with Anna Kendrick and Rashida Jones. There's no way he's burned through all of T-town's babes already, right?
Or maybe it's the equally scrumptious and single...
Zac Efron, who's got the biceps and abs to rival any hottie in H'wood—with a very successful big screen career, to boot. Zacky and former flame Vanessa Hudgens parted ways and he's been flying solo since then, but those strip-club trips weren't a cover for a blossoming boy-on-boy relaysh, were they?
Say it ain't so!. Or could it be K.Stew's boyfriend...
Robert Pattinson, who is one of the hottest young actors in the world and headlining the biggest fanged franchise, like, ever. But he's happily in love with costar Kristen Stewartjust jet-setted to see her in London, right? He wouldn't possibly sneak around on his very own Bella Swan with a boy-toy, would he? and
And what about Rob's Twilight cohort...
Taylor Lautner, whose werewolf six pack has earned him quite the fan club. And James himself sent a mysterious tweet saying the Blind Vicer could "ABDUCT" him any day—could this be a clue to Tay's film Abduction or just a clever red herring? 'Cause certainly he wasn't faking it with cutie costar Lily Collins, was he?
Or maybe it's not any of the folks mentioned above? There are a lot of hot guys in this town...
Who the hell is it, then? 'Cause when it's really worth it, we like diggin' in other folks' blind gossip, too.
Sound off below!

Top suspect: Taylor Lautner