Saturday, September 17, 2011

National Enquirer blind item

OK we didn't actually see this blind item in the National Inquirer.  But I am reprinting Ted's take on it.  This was in the Awful Truth on Monday -


Which Film Hunk Is Crushing on a Gay Activist?




We love a juicy Blind Vice as much as the next gossip-monger.
Which is why we've been tres captivated with The National Enquirer's mysterious mention
of a hunky film star who's been seriously (but secretly) crushing on out and proud actor and activist James Duke MasonNow we know the Enquirer isn't always a beacon of reliability, but we gotta wonder: There's no way it's one of our favorite stars, right? Could it be...

Jake Gyllenhaal, who's certainly considered hunky, what with his buffed up Prince of Persia muscles and boyishly charming smile? And while Jake's currently single, he's just recently been linked up with Anna Kendrick and Rashida Jones. There's no way he's burned through all of T-town's babes already, right?
Or maybe it's the equally scrumptious and single...
Zac Efron, who's got the biceps and abs to rival any hottie in H'wood—with a very successful big screen career, to boot. Zacky and former flame Vanessa Hudgens parted ways and he's been flying solo since then, but those strip-club trips weren't a cover for a blossoming boy-on-boy relaysh, were they?
Say it ain't so!. Or could it be K.Stew's boyfriend...
Robert Pattinson, who is one of the hottest young actors in the world and headlining the biggest fanged franchise, like, ever. But he's happily in love with costar Kristen Stewartjust jet-setted to see her in London, right? He wouldn't possibly sneak around on his very own Bella Swan with a boy-toy, would he? and
And what about Rob's Twilight cohort...
Taylor Lautner, whose werewolf six pack has earned him quite the fan club. And James himself sent a mysterious tweet saying the Blind Vicer could "ABDUCT" him any day—could this be a clue to Tay's film Abduction or just a clever red herring? 'Cause certainly he wasn't faking it with cutie costar Lily Collins, was he?
Or maybe it's not any of the folks mentioned above? There are a lot of hot guys in this town...
Who the hell is it, then? 'Cause when it's really worth it, we like diggin' in other folks' blind gossip, too.
Sound off below!

Top suspect: Taylor Lautner

5 comments:

blurry vice said...

Seems like the "abduct" clue points toward Taylor Lautner!

sistah2 said...

Fun fact - james Mason is the son of GoGo Belinda Carlisle!

Ditte said...

Is Ted outing all the men mentioned? If not, then why did he choose these men?

Andrew said...

I think its hilarious that Ted wrote this in a recent bitch back- "You remind me of all the people who tell gay stars to just come out of the closet, already, no biggie. For you, maybe." But then on this BV he basically outs all those men as having Gay vices. He's a hypocrite.

pikespeak said...

I'm with you Andrew. He comes off so disingenuous.

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