Showing posts with label Bradley Cooper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bradley Cooper. Show all posts

Friday, March 18, 2016

Lainey - Two Men and their arrangements

New riddle from Lainey yesterday, March 17 -

Two Men and their arrangements

This is about two different men. Their stories are not connected. But I wonder if they might want to find each other.
Many of the first man’s secrets and shortcomings have been widely publicised. The juicy sh-t however remains undercover. He had an affair with a very good, very famous friend, also male. And they get all sporty together. There has been speculation about them for years. At first I found it hard to believe. But recently two very good sources have confirmed it.
The other man has a very beautiful girlfriend. And it’s been a while since he’s had a very young boyfriend. Getting wild with young, ripped men has been a compulsion for him. But since she came around, he’s been able to deny those desires and has committed to straight living. It helps that there’s a payment plan. Multiple independent sources have told me over the last week that the story going up and down her circle is that on the 15th of every month she receives a direct deposit amounting to almost a million dollars. So I suppose he sees it like an investment?
These two are actually perfect for each other. And they’re not that far removed. Surely someone can make it happen.

Top suspects: #1 (still too many);  #2 Bradley Cooper

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Lainey - He likes them big & buff

New from Lainey yesterday -

He likes them big & buff

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex.
Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. It’s the kind of reckless behaviour he’s been able to control through much of his success and for many years now. Curiously though, the last time this happened it was also during one of his transformations. Back then though, there was no explosion of social media and everyone taking pictures. Considering that he’s been hooking up with dudes who are on the young side (but totally legal), he’s risking being exposed by someone who’s out to show off and exploit.

Update 5/15- Lainey has eliminated Ben Affleck

Top suspect:  Bradley Cooper



Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hoping to expose Bradley Cooper blind...

Ted has stated that Bradley Cooper has been a blind vice. We haven't figured that out yet. Here was a letter to Ted -

"Dear Ted:

Ever since you mentioned Bradley Cooper had been the subject of a B.V., I can think of nothing else! Will you tell me if the B.V. still appears in the archives?
AM

Dear Hangin' With Mr. Cooper:
Well, I would certainly hope so. Ain't he a dee-lish goody-baddy?"
We're dying to figure it out too! If anyone has an idea, please post a comment so that we can figure this out. Thanks!

Update on 3/3/2010 - top guess is Topher Hairy-Tuchus ... however the timeline does not match up.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

One Fagola-Addled Blind Vice

Ted's lastest BV...

Oh, sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, what else is new in T-town, right? Just homosexual sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, that’s what. (Like this is a news flash, but hey, I’m just the goss messenger here, ‘kay?) Sally Sedate Me has hooked up with her latest man. You saw that, didn’tcha? Yep, sure ya did. This latest guy is simply divine, so delish, much more so than the last loser the sweetie star hung out with. Indeed, fans are so relieved SSM has found herself a he-man worthy of her luscious locks, winning smile and utterly adorable personality. It’s a tabloid team made in heaven! Why? Well, because New Guy’s also got a killer grin, a fab sense of humor, a total do-me coif and—best of all—absolutely no desire whatsoever to make love to Sally, just like she likes it. See, Sally-Sweets lives for getting high, not orgasmic. But she likes the company, and she knows her career will suffer if she’s seen manless for too long. And New Guy, ‘course, wouldn’t even have a job if his homo ways were known. Or so he thinks. Sally really should get over her habit, already. Doesn’t she see it’s what’s marginalizing her career, not her male companionship (or lack thereof)? It’s a good flick that’s hard to find, not a fella or a fix.

And it ain't - Alicia Keys, Reese Witherspoon, Beyonce Knowles


[Here is what I am thinking. My first thought was what I just read in Ted's column was of Mena Suvari and her new man Simone Sestito. I don't know anything about this guy, but his name isn't particularly manly, is it? Anyway, I am also thinking about Jessica Simpson. Is Tony Romo gay?! I am also thinking of Kirsten Dunst for this person, she is rumored to be an IV drug abuser and has dated our fave closeted one Toothy/Jake. But who is Kirsten dating now, if anyone? There are also rumors that Jennifer Aniston is dating Jason Lewis, and even speculation that she is pregnant. Could be them!]

* Ted has also eliminated: Penelope Cruz/Javier Bardem, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Carrie Underwood/Chace Crawford, Matthew McConaughey/Kate Hudson, Rachel Bilson

* * Update 12/22/08: Our top suspect WAS Jennifer Aniston for this, however Ted has revealed that J.A. has never been in a Blind Vice of his.

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New top suspects: Sally Sedate Me - Cameron Diaz; New Guy - Bradley Cooper
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