Attention Eonline's Awful Truth readers who follow Ted Casablanca's Blind Vices: Refer to this list when making your guesses! This post tells you who is who, and who has already been a BV!
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Lately, Ted and the
Awful Truth gang have been very generous with telling us who has and has not been a Blind Vice subject. We have been digging up archives and trying to figure out who belongs with what vice. In the meantime, here is an ongoing list of people who have been named. Also, we're throwing in a list of the people who are confirmed Blind Vices.
* Remember: according to Ted, he gives each celeb only one nickname....
EXCEPT: 9/2/09 - The Awful Truth team now admits that they have given a NEW nickname to someone who has already been revealed as a blind vice in the past. So yes, they could have more than one nickname IF they are one of those revealed as one already.
* Check out Ted's
Blind Vice Gallery from Sept. 2009- a list of 25 celebs with hints for their respective BV. Ted says that they are starring players. Thanks Ted! Also - the
BV SS Gallery from 8/25/10... and the
gallery 12/1/10… and the most newly updated
Blind Vice SuperStar gallery from May 2011!
Blind Vices REVEALED by Ted (and therefore eligible for a new nickname):
Britney Spears =
Ivana Belch
Billy Bob Thornton =
Butch Spit-Spat
Doug Reinhardt =
Dexter Lecter
Andy Dick =
Fart-Coif Cretin
Lance Bass =
Chump Dump
Faye Dunaway =
Sheila Muff-Driver
Teri Hatcher =
Death-Mint Myrtle
David Duchovny =
Sylvester Slimeball
Ted Casablanca =
Pete Priss-Ass
Scott Baio =
Day-old Dumbo
Carson Kressly =
Flamboyant Floyd
Sigouney Weaver =
Sahara Moxie
Jo Frost (Supernanny) =
Brood-Zilla Clump-Butt (*see contradiction in lists below)
Jesse Metcalfe =
Wendell Waxer
Seth MacFarlane =
Mooney Tuna
Lea Michele =
Pat Poisonpuss
Robin Leach =
Moisty Mohr
Elizabeth Taylor = Margarita Screwed-Em-All
Kirkland Dogmatic = Zachary Quinto
Teddy Big-Treat = Jonathan Groff
Not Confirmed but Semi-Revealed/Hinted by Ted:
Jude Law -
Jake Fake
Jake Gyllenhaal -
Toothy Tile
Rumer Willis -
Ooma Offspring
Paris Hilton -
Slurpa Pop-Off
Nicole Richie -
Pixie Mixie
Lindsay Lohan -
Morgan Mayhem
Heidi Montag - Hilly Ho-Tox
Miley Cyrus - Me-Me Dallas
Justin Bieber - Wilby Whiskers
Alec Baldwin - Lloyd Boy-Toyed
Proven by process of elimination/timeline of dates that Ted has said they were not a BV, and then later confirmed as one:
Nevis Divine -
Robert Pattinson
Nelly Fang -
Alexander Skarsgard
Parrish Maguire -
Taylor Lautner
Jackie Bouffant - Zac Efron
Chet Chick-Muncher - Viggo Mortensen (under dispute)
either
Drew Smolder 'n' Such or
Kelly Guten-Shoes -
Ian Somerhalder
Priscilla Desert - Taylor Swift
Polly Luscious Locks - Amanda Seyfried
Teddy O'Bong - Dominic Monaghan
Those who are definitely a BV according to Ted:
Aaron Carter (as of 9/21/11)
Adam Levine (as of 2/18/12,
4/30/12, 6/7/12) (* see list below)
Adrien Brody (once, back when he
was interesting, as of 6/9/10, “just a supporting player” 2/27/12)
Alec Baldwin (as of 4/13/10,
8/25/10, 6/3/11, 8/22/11, 1/31/12, 7/2/12)
Alexander Skarsgard (as of
3/29/10, 5/23/10, 7/7/11 “he’s unafraid in the sexiest way possible and doesn't
care who notices”, 7/26/11; 11/15/11, 2/22/12, 6/1/12) (*see list below)
Amanda Seyfried (as of 12/4/10,
7/29/11, 8/5/11, 10/26/11) (* see list below)
Anderson Cooper (as of 10/1/09,
11/25/09)
Angelina Jolie ( as of March '09, 9/11/09, 6/16/11, 11/14/11, 1/16/12)
Anna Paquin (as of 6/21/11) (*
see list below - contradiction)
Annette Bening (as of 11/4/10)
Antonio Banderas (had a statue
made of a certain body part; with Melanie Griffith - as of Aug '09)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (as of
5/17/11, pre-Maria days, and not about womanizing)
Ashlee Simpson (as of 2/10/11)
Ashley Greene (as of 9/28/10,
5/17/11, 7/14/11 “it’s very liberal, quite sensual”; 1/20/12)
Ashton Kutcher (as of 8/31/09,
9/11/09, 3/24/10, 9/27/10, 12/6/10, 8/23/11, 12/10/11)
Austin
Nichols (as of 11/25/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 2/7/12, 4/14/12)
Ben Affleck (as of 10/15/10 -
separate from Jennifer Garner's/not as a couple; 10/21/10 involves sex, 12/4/11)
Benicio Del Toro (as of 11/11/09)
Benjamin Millepied (as of 8/1/11)
Blake Lively (as of 12/3/10,
5/26/11, stars in her own 7/2/11, 9/13/11, 1/10/12, 2/7/12, 3/9/12)
Bradley Cooper (as of Feb '09 and as of 9/5/09, 9/11/09, 3/12/10,
9/15/10, 6/2/11, 12/14/11, 12/23/11)
Brad Pitt (as of 1/7//09 Ted says he has been twice, also 9/11/09,
says "oldie but goodie" 12/21/09, 11/14/11)
Britney Spears (in BV gallery 9/11/09,
hints that it is one that is not revealed yet - a new one besides Ivana Belch,
also 3/12/10; “offender from years past” 8/16/11)
Brittany Murphy (as of 12/22/09,
3/19/12)
Cameron Diaz (as of 6/11/10,
1/20/12)
Chace Crawford (as of July '09,
9/11/09, says it's recent in 2009 - 9/23/09, 9/13/11; 11/22/11, 1/10/12)
Chad Michael Murray (as of
12/5/11 “awhile back”)
Charlie Sheen (as of 3/4/10,
1/14/11, 2/7/11)
Charlize Theron (as of 5/14/12, “recent”
as of 6/12/12) (* see list below)
Christian Bale (“hardly
Vice-free” as of 12/15/11)
Christina Aguilera (not recently,
as of 8/7/10; not as of late 1/26/11)
Christina Ricci (as of 2/1/12)
Chris Brown (as of 5/2/12) (* see
list below)
Chris Pine (as of 1/5/11 - wasn't
the main vicer, 9/2/11 has a moniker) (* see list below)
Cindy Crawford (as of 9/5/11,
6/12/12)
Colin Farrell (as of 2/6/09)
Daniel Craig (involved sex; as of
10/29/10)
David Beckham (as of 9/11/09,
2/13/09, 9/15/10, 9/27/10, 1/11/11)
David Boreanaz (temper-related,
as of 12/4/09; on 5/5/10 states it involved cheating on his wife; 5/17/10 sex;
temper were involved, his wife was not given an alias; 7/24/10; 10/6/10;
4/27/12)
David Duchovny (as of 6/3/11)
(SEE LIST OF REVEALED BVs ABOVE)
David Fincher (“a cameo of sorts,
MJ, with a sexy Vice star, though his guest-starring role isn't very sexy at
all”) as of 4/4/12
David Schwimmer (as of 9/11/09,
7/14/10, most shocking of Friends cast 5/3/12)
Dax Shepard (as of 6/24/10,
9/18/10, 2/1/12)
Demi Lovato (as of 3/13/12,
5/3/12) (* see list below)
Demi Moore (as of 3/24/10; then
"not in the last 6 months" on 8/28/10; "hardly damaging" as
of 3/21/11)
Diane Lane (as of 11/4/10)
Dianna Agron (as of 5/17/11;
“shocking and there was another individual involved” 10/25/11; “a thing of the
past” 12/19/11; 3/21/12, 3/22/12, 6/13/12) (*See list below)
Dominic Monaghan (as of 10/21/10)
(* see list below, re:
Lost cast)
Ed Westwick (as of 9/13/11;
9/19/11 was before Chace Crawford had one; 9/21/11 has to do with sex appeal)
(* see list below)
Elizabeth Banks (as of 12/1/10,
12/15/11, 2/21/12, 6/4/12)
Elizabeth Taylor ("not too
long ago" as of 5/12/11, 2/1/12) (* REVEALED, see list of exposed bv's
above)
Elton John (as of 5/13/11)
Eva Longoria (as of 8/25/10;
11/19/10 - "teamed up with Tony for one of our favorite vices";
3/13/12)
Evan Rachel Wood (as of 6/16/11)
Ewan McGregor (as of 10/16/09,
4/8/10)
George Clooney (as of April '09,
9/19/09, as of 6/24/11 “tres juicy, an older one; 9/15/11; 11/22/11, 11/24/11,
1/16/12,6/12/12)
Gerard Butler (“a juicy one” as
of 8/23/11; “an older one” as of 8/26/11, appeared in decade from 2000-2010 as
of 8/31/11; “no extra vice” 1/3/12;
2/27/12) ( * see list below)
Gwyneth Paltrow (ages ago, as of
12/3/09; 11/4/10, 1/4/12)
Halle Berry (as of 1/11/12, “a
really juicy one” 3/6/12)
Harvey Weinstein (has had a
supporting role in one, as of 2/16/11)
Hayden Christensen ( as of
5/19/09, 9/11/09, 6/21/10, 9/15/10, 9/30/11, 2/15/12)
Hayden Panettiere (as of, and
again 9/11/09, 5/17/11)
Heath Ledger (as of 3/29/10 -
involved sex and drugs; 4/2/12)
Hugh Jackman (as of 1/5/10,
1/18/10, 8/16/11, 1/27/12)
Ian Somerhalder (as of 9/20/10;
on 9/22/10 states doesn't involve sexy biz with costars; 12/6/10, 10/26/11;
involves Paul Wesley, as of 10/31/11, 2/7/12, 2/8/12 same one as Nina D and
Paul W) (*see list below)
Jada Pinkett Smith (as of
1/16/12)
Jake Gyllenhaal ( as of 6/18/07, 9/5/07, 9/11/09, 10/6/09, 11/25/09,
12/18/09, 8/17/11)
James Franco (as of March '09, 9/11/09, 5/10/10, 6/17/10, 12/1/10,
"a repeater" 3/21/11; 11/9/11)
Jamie Foxx (as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09)
Jared Leto (a small one, as of
10/1/10; yes, as of 2/9/11)
Jared Padalecki (as of, again
2/10/10, 6/24/11, 8/8/11, 4/16/12)
Jason Segel (as of 1/20/11;
practically outed himself, a funny one; PG rated 10/12/11; more ancient than
Adam Pounce Prick as of 11/17/11; “mild” 3/7/12; “a vanilla one” 4/2/12) (* see
list below)
Jay Cutler (as of 7/25/11, it was
with Kristin Cavallari 7/29/11)
JC Chasez (as of 6/16/11)
Jennifer Aniston (was given two
nicknames in supporting roles, as of 2/18/11; has never had more than one name
in the BV annals, as of 2/28/11; as of 4/14/11 "appeared in at least two
bvs, but not in a starring role") (* CONTRADICTION; see list below)
Jennifer Garner (as of Aug '09 -
has dirt on the other Jen; 10/15/10 - separate from Ben Affleck's/not as a
couple) * CONTRADICTION – see list below
Jennifer Lopez (as of 12/1/10,
12/13/10, 7/18/11, 11/18/11)
Jensen Ackles (as of June '09,
3/12/10, 6/24/11, 8/8/11, 4/16/12)
Jeremy Piven (as of 5/13/11)
Jeremy Renner (as of 6/15/12) *
see list below
Jesse James (as of 4/12/10, was
named in a double-blind with Sandra Bullock) (see Sandra Bullock -
CONTRADICTION)
Jesse McCartney (as of 9/21/11)
Jessica Biel (as of 3/13/12)
Jessica Simpson (as of July '09,
10/28/10, 11/16/10; as of 12/3/10 - "stars way-solo in her vice";
2/4/11 from "a few years ago"; 11/14/11 involved a combo of sex,
drugs, and alcohol)
Jillian Michaels (as of 1/5/10,
5/12/11, "not too kinky" as of 5/16/11)
Joaquin Phoenix (as of 3/7/09)
John Mayer (as of Aug '09 and 9/11/09)
John Stamos ("ages ago"
as of 12/1/09; "one of the sexiest ones" as of 5/12/10, 8/31/11,
9/1/11, “a fan favorite” 2/7/12; “was ages ago…but he made an unnamed
appearance in a more recent Vice that was far juicier” 2/8/12)
John Travolta (as of 11/16/09,
1/19/09 says "more than once"; 3/12/12)
Jonathan Groff (revealed as Teddy
Big-Treat)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (is a
regular, as of 10/24/09; more sad than intriguing as of 5/20/10)
Josh Brolin
Josh Duhamel (as of 9/29/09 -
before Fergie, 10/31/09, “hell-raiser behind closed doors” 11/14/11)
Julia Roberts (as of 9/29/09, it
was before she settled down, 1/26/10)
Justin Bieber (YES as of 10/8/11,
5/22/12, 6/28/12) (* SEE LIST BELOW)
Justin Timberlake (as of 9/11/09,
4/14/10, 6/2/11)
Kate Bosworth (as of 4/8/10;
“only as a fairly insignificant supporting character” as of 9/7/11; 11/15/11)
Katy Perry (as of 5/19/11,
5/26/11, 8/29/11, 1/3/12) ( also see “either Emma Roberts/Katy Perry” in this
list)
Keanu Reeves (as of May '09;
"a while back" 8/30/10; 2/4/11 "was a salivating Vice that would
make your nostrils and eyes literally pop!"; does have a moniker but not
recent, as of 9/14/11; 11/16/11 not with Sandra Bullock)
Keira Knightley (as of 2/7/11,
"when she was a bit younger and less sure of herself")
Keith Urban (as of 9/8/10)
Kellan Lutz (as of 9/8/11) (*see
list below)
Kelly Ripa (as of Aug '09,
4/25/11)
Kenny Chesney (as of 4/14/10)
Kevin Connolly (as of March '09,
12/2/09)
Kevin Spacey (as of 2/22/11)
Kirsten Dunst (as of 9/11/09,
5/31/10)
Kristen Stewart (as of 3/25/10,
8/25/10, 6/16/11, 7/6/11, 7/16/11, 5/14/12, 6/4/12, 6/12/12)
Kristin Cavallari (as of 7/25/11,
it was with Jay Cutler 7/29/11)
Leonardo DiCaprio (ages ago, as
of 3/10/10; 3/23/11 "not one we would fully hate on"; 5/13/11)
Lindsay Lohan (as of 9/11/09)
Marc Anthony (as of 7/18/11)
Matthew Broderick (as of 11/17/09,
6/4/12)
Matthew Fox (nothing to do with
violence as of 8/30/11; 5/31/12) (* see list below)
Matthew McConaughey (as of
5/18/12)
Matthew Morrison (as of 1/18/11,
6/16/11, 2/10/12)
Matthew Perry (as of 2/9/11,
7/19/11)
Matt Damon (as of 4/30/10, was
back in his Ben days; 6/18/10; 6/22/10; wasn't alone & was incredibly
fun, as of 2/22/11; oldie but goodie 12/6/11)
Megan Fox (as of 3/30/12) (* SEE
LIST BELOW)
Mel Gibson (ages ago, as of
12/29/10)
Melanie Griffith (had a statue
made of a certain body part; with Antonio Banderas - as of Aug '09)
Michael C. Hall (as of 9/14/09,
12/22/09, 11/17/10- not costarring his wife)
Michael Phelps (as of 1/21/10)
Michelle Williams (as of 11/4/10:
not a big bv star, had something to do with heath's, in a less dynamic fashion,
as of 12/23/10; 1/31/11; “had a few supporting roles… old news” 7/7/11) (* SEE
LIST BELOW - CONTRADICTION)
Mila Kunis (“one of my favorite
monikers” as of 5/29/12, 6/8/12) (* see list below)
Miley Cyrus (as of 9/11/09,
8/8/11, 8/29/11, 10/19/11, 3/26/12, 6/7/12)
Mischa Barton (as of July '09 - it's
an older one)
Natalie Portman (as of 9/11/09,
11/4/10; a juicy one but isn’t too recent 9/16/11)
Naya Rivera (5/2/12)
Nicole Kidman (as of 5/4/10,
8/17/10, 8/25/10, 11/4/10)
Nicole Richie (reformed Vicer, as
of 10/31/11)
Nikki Reed (as of 9/11/09,
1/8/10, as of 6/16/11 “from her Twilight days, not before or after”)
Nina Dobrev (as of 1/27/11 -
"not a biggie"; 9/23/11, 10/26/11, 2/8/12 same one as Paul W and Ian
S.; 4/24/12)
Olivia Munn (as of 7/22/11,
8/3/11, naughtier than O. Wilde’s 8/29/11; 11/7/11)
Olivia Wilde (as of 6/29/11; BV
is sexy 6/30/11, 7/22/11 not as dirty as Olivia Munn’s, 8/3/11, helped her
career 8/2911; 12/21/11; has to do with a man 3/13/12)
Oprah Winfrey (as of 4/15/10,
5/4/10, one of Ted’s faves 2/21/12)
Orlando Bloom (as of 9/16/09,
1/27/10, 9/15/10; "bv superstar from years back" as of 1/26/11;
11/15/11)
Paris Hilton (as of, 9/11/09,
9/29/10 "a while back")
Paul Wesley (as of 12/1/10,
12/6/10; involved with Ian Somerhalder’s BV, as of 10/31/11, 2/7/12, 2/8/12
same one as Ian S and Nina D)
Pete Wentz (as of 2/16/11)
Rachel Bilson (as of 2/6/12 “an
also-starring Vicer from a ways back”; “a costarrer” 2/16/12) (* see list
below)
Reese Witherspoon ( as of June
'09, 9/11/09, 8/2/10, 6/4/12)
Renee Zellweger (as of 1/22/10)
Ricky Martin (as of 3/31/10)
Robert Downey Jr. (as of 3/16/10,
was a while ago; also 5/11/10, 5/14/10; from his last life 6/10/10) (*
CONTRADICTION - see list below)
Robert Pattinson (as of 4/2/09; starred in one and guest
starred in another - July '09; now states "kind of" 10/16/09; then
again 3/16/10 states he has both his own and a role in someone else's; "has
the same BV as he's always had" 6/19/10; "has his own moniker"
8/24/10; 11/25/10, 6/17/11, it’s legal 8/31/11; 10/17/11, 11/28/11, 6/12/12) (*
see list below)
Robin Leach (as of 8/25/10) (see
list of reveals above)
Rooney Mara (“badass” 12/22/11,
1/16/12, very juicy 1/17/12; “a few times” 5/28/12)
Rosie Huntington-Whitely (as of
6/30/11; as of 7/2/11 not as famous as Morgan Mayhem's; is sexy, does not
involve lady-on-lady loving 7/6/11; 9/5/11)
Ryan Phillippe (as of 5/11/10, it
was shared; 6/18/10; 6/22/10, 8/2/10)
Russell Brand (as of 12/3/10,
5/19/11, 5/26/11, 6/3/11, “nothing illegal” 8/29/11; 1/3/12, 6/4/12)
Russell Crowe (as of 5/19/09)
Sam Worthington (as of 8/17/11,
3/17/12)
Sandra Bullock (as of 3/26/10,
4/12/10, 2/25/11; 11/16/11 now says “has a Vice but not with Keanu Reeves”)
(* see list below – CONTRADICTION)
Sarah Jessica Parker (as of
11/17/09)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (hinted Aug
'09 and confirmed Sept 1 '09, 10/6/10, “an older Vice” 8/29/11; 11/29/11,
2/7/12, 4/27/12)
Sarah Palin (as of 3/26/10)
Scarlett Johannson (as of 6/3/11,
“made a deal with the diva devil” 5/15/12) (as of 6/15/11, didn’t have one when
she wed Ryan Reynolds) (* see list below)
Sean Penn (as of 6/3/11)
Seann William Scott (as of
11/20/09, 3/4/10, "about 100 years ago" 5/28/10)
Selena Gomez (as of 6/2/11,
8/19/11)
Seth MacFarlane ("a very
amusing one" as of 3/22/11, not specified if it is a new one besides his
revealed one. - See LIST OF REVEALS above)
Seth Rogen (as of 9/11/09,
10/20/09, 7/1/10, 9/14/10 does not have to do with sexual escapades)
Shenae Grimes (as of 9/23/11)
Shia LaBeouf (as of 9/30/09;
10/22/10 may have contributed to his relationship woes; 3/25/11; 6/29/11; is
douchey 7/6/11; “Vicing keeps him in public eye” 3/2/12)
Sienna Miller (as of 7/13/11)
(*see list below)
Stephen Moyer (as of 6/21/11)
Steve Carell (as of 1/18/10;
2/8/11 - "so stupid and so long ago") (see below)
Sting (as of 6/12/10)
Taylor Lautner (as of 6/17/10,
9/14/10, 8/18/11) (* see list below)
Taylor Swift (as of 11/10/10 -
has one of her own; 11/26/10 - not about her weight; 12/1/10 - not dabbling in
drugs; 3/21/12) (* see list below)
Teri Hatcher (as of 4/7/10) (*see
list of revealed BVs above)
Tom Cruise (as of 9/25/09,
5/4/10, 1/22/10, 5/13/11, 6/3/11, 11/24/11, 1/2/12, 7/2/12)
Tom Sturridge (as of 1/11/11)
Tony Parker (as of 11/19/10 -
"teamed up with Eva for one of our favorite vices"; 12/1/10)
Vanessa Hudgens (as of 5/3/11:
"She's an also-starring, not a major character in Vice history. However,
trying to bounce up to feature player pronto"; as of 6/2/11 "was
never a horrible Vice offender herself", 7/19/11 “hasn’t made it to the
big leagues yet”; 4/18/12 “been a costar of sorts but no moniker yet (*see list
below)
Victoria Beckham (as a couple, as
of 2/13/09; nothing to do with her baby-making abilities, as of 10/2/10;
1/11/11)
Viggo Mortensen (as of 8/31/10) (
*see list below)
Vin Diesel (as of July '09)
Vince Vaughn (as of 9/23/08)
Wentworth Miller (as of July '09,
2/2/10)
Whitney Houston (“from many years
ago” as of 2/13/12, “drugs weren’t her only vice” 2/14/12; 2/20/12, 5/23/12) ( * CONTRADICTION – Ted says 3/12/12 that he
meant that her only knew of her Vice but hadn’t written it yet)
Will Smith (as of 3/31/09, 4/2/09, 9/11/09, 7/15/10, 1/16/12)
Zac Efron (as of 1/16/10,
5/28/10, 2/7/11, 8/16/11)
Zachary Quinto (revealed as
Kirkland Dogmatic)
50 Cent (as of 9/11/09, 4/15/10,
9/18/10, 2/11/11)
a country singer (as of 3/12/10)
a couple of NFL players (as of
1/2/12)
a few celebs who have been on DWTS (but not the pros, as of 9/30/11)
a Food Network superstar (as of
6/18/10) (* see list below, re celebrity chefs - CONTRADICTION)
a star from The Office (as of 6/30/10; then 2/5/11 "Aside from some of
them having bigger egos than could fit in a friggin' huge, I mean huge,
office—no. But if you ask me, some of them are just boring prick wads, at
times, and that's just not juicy enough for my standards" = contradiction?)
(* contradiction - see list below)
at least two Entourage guys (as of 7/27/10)
at least one Jonas brother (as of
2/12/10; not Joe 4/14/10) (* see list below)
at least one of Joe Jonas/Nick
Jonas/Taylor Lautner (as of 2/11/10) (*see list below)
at least one Gossip Girl gal or dude (as of 4/19/10, 5/27/10) (* see list
below)
at least one cast member of the new 90210 (as of 2/7/12)
at least one cast member of Glee, not including Pat Poisonpuss
(as of 11/13/10, “a handful” 1/31/12)
at least one of the guys from Glee (as of 2/8/11) (* see list
below)
two of these three Glee guys: Harry Shum Jr, Chord, or
Mark (as of 3/18/11)
either Chris Colfer or Darren Criss
(as of 10/19/11) (* see list below)
"plenty" of female Glee cast members (as of 4/8/11; "most
of the
Glee cast is Vicey"
4/12/11; as of 6/1/11 of the
Glee
BVs, “One is sexy, one is stupid and one is just plain sad. Oh, and one is a
dude.")
one of these three women from Glee - Dianna Agron/Jenna
Ushkowitz/Heather Morris (as of 9/23/11)
one castmember of Big Bang Theory
(as of 5/27/11; only one 12/5/11, 1/31/12; not K.Cuoco 2/27/12; an older one,
not Jim Parsons 5/14/12) (* See list below)
at least one member of the Lost cast (as of 6/14/10, 7/12/10,
7/14/10; the island has "a handful" of vicers as of 11/20/10; M. Fox
is one of them 8/29/11) (*see list below)
at least one (if not both) of Hayden
Christensen or Rachel Bilson (as
of 3/29/11) (* see list below)
at least one member of the Kardashian
family (as of 8/17/11; Kris has popped out a few as of 9/8/11; not Kourtney
as of 9/19/11) ( * see list below)
at least one castmember of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (as
of 12/6/11)
at least one person from the cast of Magic Mike (as of 9/10/11; are male
and female 9/22/11; three as of 4/24/12)
at least one castmember of Thor (as of 5/14/12)
at least one past Victoria’s Secret
angel (as of 11/30/11)
either Ashlee Simpson and/or Pete
Wentz (as of 2/9/11)
either Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt
(as of 10/29/10)
either Emma Roberts or Katy Perry
(only one of them, as of 6/2/10) ( * HAS TO BE KATY PERRY as of 4/25/11)- SEE
LIST BELOW)
four cast members of The Avengers (as of 1/23/12, at
least one 3/28/12, a handful 5/14/12)
four current Oscar nominees (as
of 1/27/12)
one of the New Kids on the Block
(as of 5/24/10) (* CONTRADICTION! See
list below)
"one or two" men from House (as of 4/5/11)
one of the four Hobbits from LOTR (as of 7/7/10)
more than half of the Lord of the Rings cast (as of
10/25/10)
more than one of the women from Desperate Housewives (as of 4/21/12,
recently as of 5/14/12)
more than 50% of the following crew:
Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber, George Clooney/Stacey Keibler (as of 1/3/12)
(See also Cindy Crawford, George Clooney on this list)
more than a handful but less than a
dozen of stars at the 2012 Kids’ Choice Awards (as of 4/2/12)
most of the cast of Friends except
Lisa Kudrow (as of 2/9/11; update 2/11/11 "what I meant, more
specifically, when answering mail the other day was that Lisa Kudrow is the
only Friends star never even be attached to a Vicey slip-up) (* CONTRADICTION;
SEE LIST BELOW)
multiple cast members of One Tree Hill (as of 11/10/10,
2/20/12) (see list below)
multiple cast members of Supernatural (as of 2/20/12)
multiple cast members of Gossip Girl (as of 2/20/12)
one of the Volturi from Twilight (repeat offender, as of
12/23/10)
one of the wolfpack from Twilight
besides Taylor Lautner (as of 1/5/11)
one person from the cast of GCB (as of 4/6/12)
one or more cast members of Pretty Little Liars (as of 4/10/12)
(* see list below)
four of the 2011 Oscar nominees for
acting (as of 1/31/11)
someone from the cast of Mad Men (as of 6/15/11, “some Vicey
biz on
Mad Men, but [January Jones]
hardly at fault for it all”; 6/28/11; sexy 9/10/11) (* see list below)
someone on The Voice (as of 4/27/12) (see above, re Adam and Christina)
some Vicers are in Ted’s Hollywood
Greatest Love Stories gallery (as of 2/20/12)
"tons" of True Blood cast members (as of
4/9/11, 2/22/12) (* See list below)
“tons” of New Year’s Eve cast members (as of 11/22/11; at least five
12/10/11)
two of the following Hairspray cast members: Brittany Snow,
James Marsden, Michelle Pfeiffer, Amanda Bynes, Nikki Blonsky, and Queen
Latifah (as of 11/17/11) ( * see list below)
Those who have NOT been a
BV according to Ted:
Abbie Cornish (as of 1/12/11)
Adam Brody (as of 3/19/10)
Adam Levine (as of 6/22/10,
2/9/11) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Adam Sandler (as of 1/18/11, old
school and not so Vicey anymore, as of 2/16/11)
Alan Rickman (as of 7/7/11)
Alex O'Loughlin (as of 1/13/11,
8/23/11)
Alex Rodriguez (as of 1/11/12)
Alexander Skarsgard (as of
8/21/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Amanda Seyfried (as of 6/3/10) (*
SEE LIST ABOVE)
Amber “Drake” Graham (as of
9/23/11)
Amber Heard (as of 12/14/10;
11/22/11)
Amy Adams (as of 2/1/11)
Andrew Garfield (as of 2/5/11,
2/19/11, 8/5/11, 1/10/12)
Anna Kendrick (as of 9/29/10)
Anna Paquin (as of 4/6/10, 6/27/12) (* SEE
LIST ABOVE - contradiction)
Anne Hathaway (as of 3/24/10,
5/7/10, 10/7/10, 11/4/10, no clear answer on 11/29/11; no 12/15/11)
Anton Yelchin (as of 6/23/10)
Armie Hammer (as of 3/15/11)
Ashley Judd (as of 4/12/11)
Ashley Olsen (as of 9/1/11)
Ashley Tisdale (as of 1/25/12)
Austin Butler (as of 12/12/11)
Barbra Streisand (as of 1/10/11)
Ben Barnes (as of 7/9/10)
Beyonce Knowles (as of 1/15/10,
1/7/11; on 5/10/11 "no vice even remotely having to do with kids";
8/15/11, 8/31/11, 10/14/11, 11/30/11)
Billy Ray Cyrus (as of 3/7/11)
B.J. Novak (as of 7/2/10)
Blake Shelton (“hasn't made as
splashy a presence in the world of Vices as Adam L has” 5/2/12)
Bob Saget (as of 9/1/11)
Bono (as of 6/12/10)
Brenda Song (as of 8/29/11)
Brooke Mueller (as of 3/1/10)
Bruce Willis (as of 4/14/11)
Bryce Dallas Howard (as of
8/21/09)
Camille Grammer (as of 12/29/10)
Carrie Preston (as of 11/21/10)
Carrie Underwood (as of 11/17/10,
4/29/11)
Chad Ochocinco (as of 5/14/10)
Channing Tatum (as of 8/20/09,
6/10/10)
Charlie Bewley (as of 5/27/10)
Charlie Hunnam (as of 9/5/11)
Charlize Theron (as of 5/24/10)
(*SEE LIST ABOVE)
Chelsea Handler (as of 6/30/10,
11/8/10)
Chi McBride (as of 8/6/10)
Chloe Moretz (as of 11/22/11)
Chris Brown (10/25/11) (* SEE
LIST ABOVE)
Chris Colfer (as of 12/20/10)
(see list above, re
Glee cast)
Chris Evans (as of 8/26/10;
"not yet" as of 9/13/10, 9/2/11, 1/23/12, 6/1/12)
Chris Hemsworth (as of 9/2/11)
Chris Pine (as of 4/23/10) ( *
SEE LIST ABOVE)
Christian Bale (as of 11/6/09)
Christian Slater (as of 12/6/10)
Christiano Ronaldo (as of 7/8/10,
5/9/11)
Christina Hendricks (as of
3/9/12)
Christopher Meloni (as of
11/5/10)
Colin Firth (as of 12/29/10)
Connor Paolo (as of 10/3/11)
Cory Monteith (as of 6/13/11,
6/30/11, 10/25/11, 11/30/11, 1/20/12)
Courteney Cox (no recent vices as
of 10/13/10) (*see list above, re
Friends
cast)
Dakota Fanning (“no official
moniker” as of 1/7/12)
Daniel Radcliffe (as of July ’09,
6/16/10, 7/5/11, 8/15/11, 6/11/12)
Danneel Harris (as of 1/16/10,
8/8/11, 3/27/12)
Darren Aronofsky (as of 1/18/11)
Darren Criss (as of 5/18/11,
5/28/11; “nothing particularly scandalous on the Vice front” 11/14/11, 1/12/12)
(*see list above, re
Glee cast)
David Arquette (as of 10/13/10)
David Letterman (as of 10/6/09)
Dean McDermott (as of 9/5/09)
Deborah Ann Woll (as 0f 6/27/12)
Demi Lovato (8/16/11) (* SEE LIST
ABOVE)
Denis O'Hare (as of 8/18/10)
Derek Hough (as of 4/17/10)
Derek Jeter (as of 2/17/11,
1/11/12)
Dianna Agron (as of 3/5/11) * SEE
LIST ABOVE
Dierks Bently (9/8/10)
DJ Qualls (as of 6/29/10)
Drew Barrymore (as of 5/19/10)
Dr. Drew Pinsky (as of 7/25/11)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
(as of 3/27/09, 5/20/10)
Dylan McDermott (as of 10/28/11)
Ed O'Neill (as of 12/14/10)
Ed Westwick (as of June '09) (*
SEE LIST ABOVE)
Eddie Cibrian (as of 11/5/11)
Elisabetta Canalis (as of
10/13/10)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck (as of
5/12/10)
Elizabeth Mitchell (as of 9/1/10)
(see list above, re
Lost cast)
Elizabeth Reaser (as of 11/21/11)
Ellen DeGeneres (as of 1/6/11,
10/13/11)
Emily Blunt (as of 1/29/10,
9/21/11, 12/6/11)
Emily Deschanel (as of 6/13/11, 8/31/11)
Emily Van Camp (as of 6/13/12)
Emma Roberts (as of 4/25/11)
Emma Stone (as of 8/5/11,
10/24/11, 11/28/11, 11/29/11, 1/10/12, 6/4/12)
Emma Watson (as of July ’09,
6/16/10, 9/29/10, 4/14/11)
Enrique Iglesias (as of 2/9/11)
Eric Bana (as of 3/17/12)
Eric Dane (as of 6/25/10,
6/22/11)
Erin Andrews (as of 5/14/10)
Eva Mendes (not as a couple with
Ryan Gosling, as of 10/31/11; vice free 1/16/12)
Evan Lysacek (as of 5/14/10)
Evan Peters (as of 12/12/11)
Evangeline Lilly ("more like
a BV adjacent" as of 9/8/10; 6/1/12) (see list above, re
Lost cast)
Faith Hill (as of 3/9/11,
7/18/11)
Felicity Huffman (as of 1/30/10)
Gale Harold (as of 12/11/09,
10/17/11)
Garrett Hedlund (as of 12/23/10,
3/12/12)
Gavin Rossdale (as of 6/18/10)
Genevieve Cortese (as of 3/10/10,
8/8/11)
George Eads (as of July '09)
George Lopez (as of 7/6/11)
Gerard Butler (as of 8/24/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Giada DiLaurentis (as of 2/20/12)
Gillian Anderson (as of March
'09, but says he will do one soon)
Halle Berry (as of 5/11/10, 10/26/10,
2/3/11 "but I think she's about to")
Harry Shum Jr. (as of 12/2/11)
Heather Morris (as of 1/18/11,
5/2/12)
Heidi Klum (as of 1/23/12)
Henry Cavill (as of 6/18/10,
9/9/10, 9/2/11)
Hilarie Burton (as of 3/27/12)
Hilary Duff (as of 8/12/09, but
could be very soon; nothing Vicey bt HG and new hubby 12/12/10; 3/26/12)
Holly Madison (as of 1/24/11)
Hugh Dancy (as of 7/13/10,
6/12/12)
Hugh Grant (as of 3/24/10)
Hunter Parrish (as of 9/3/10)
Ian Somerhalder (as of 11/3/09 -
but will be very soon) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Jackie Earl Haley (as of 8/6/10)
Jackson Rathbone (as of 11/3/09;
then 11/6/09 states "not directly, at least not yet, anyway"; also
4/28/10 "hasn't starred in his own BV"; 6/7/10; "he stays out of
the BVs" 10/5/10; no moniker, but maybe he’s a minor player 11/21/11)
Jaime Bergman (as of 5/17/10)
Jaime Pressly (as of 1/24/11)
James McAvoy (as of July '09)
January Jones (“hardly a heavy
Vicer” as of 5/16/12)
Jason Segel (as of 8/20/09) (*
SEE LIST ABOVE)
Jason Statham (as of 9/5/11)
Jay-Z (as of 8/15/11, 8/31/11)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (as of
3/27/12)
Jennie Garth (as of 3/10/10)
Jennifer Aniston (as of Dec '08,
7/15/10, 12/17/10, 1/5/11, 1/18/11; on 2/11/11 "attached to a Vicey
slip-up; keeps bad company"; then 2/16/11 "doesn't technically have
her own Vice (she has a cameo in a couple of others)"; as of 4/14/11
"appeared in at least two bvs, but not in a starring role"; no
moniker 11/24/11) (*SEE
CONTRADICTION IN LIST ABOVE)
Jennifer Carpenter (as of
11/19/10)
Jennifer Garner (as of 12/4/11)
CONTRADICTION *see list above
Jennifer Lawrence (as of 9/8/11,
10/6/11, 2/21/12, 3/29/12, 5/3/12)
Jenny McCarthy (as of 4/8/10)
Jeremy Renner (as of 3/19/10,
12/19/11) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Jerry O'Connell (as of 6/18/10)
Jesse Eisenberg (as of 2/5/11)
Jessie Spencer (as of 8/16/11)
Jim Carrey (as of 4/8/10)
Jim Parsons (as of 5/27/11,
5/14/12)
Jimmy Fallon (as of 10/13/11)
Jo Frost (as of 2/19/11) -
* CONTRADICTION - SEE LIST OF REVEALS ABOVE
Jodie Sweetin (as of 9/1/11)
Joe Jonas (as of 4/14/10) (*see
list above, re Jonas Brothers)
Joe Manganiello (as of 8/4/10,
1/27/12, 5/23/12)
Joel Madden (as of 10/31/11)
Johnny Depp (as of July '09,
5/7/10; "no current bv" as of 1/14/11; 10/17/11; 11/24/11, 2/8/12)
John Cusack (as of 4/1/11)
John Krasinski (as of 1/29/10,
12/6/11) (*see list above, re
The Office
cast)
Jonathan Bennett (as of March
'09)
Jonathan Tago (as of 4/1/11)
Jon Gosselin (as of 10/2/09)
Jon Hamm (as of 4/27/10, 9/26/11,
4/3/12) (* see list above, re
Mad Men)
Jon Stewart (as of 10/13/11)
Jorge Garcia (as of 9/1/10) (see
list above, re
Lost cast)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (as of
10/31/09, July 2010, 10/22/11, 2/27/12)
Josh Bowman (as of 6/13/12)
Josh Holloway (as of 7/16/10)
(see list above, re
Lost cast)
Josh Hopkins (as of 4/21/10)
Josh Hutcherson (as of 6/30/11,
9/9/11, 2/21/12)
Julianne Hough (as of 4/17/10,
9/30/11)
Julie Benz (as of 5/12/10,
6/11/10)
Julie Bowen (as of 10/29/11)
Justin Bieber (as of 3/28/10,
11/8/10) (* SEE LIST ABOVE *)
Justin Chon (as of 6/26/10)
Kaley Cuoco (as of 2/27/12)
Kanye West (as of 9/14/10, 9/2/11)
Karina Smirnoff (as of 3/15/12)
Kat Dennings (as of 2/7/12)
Kate Hudson (as of 8/22/09)
Kate Walsh (as of 4/24/10)
Katherine Heigl (as of 7/1/10)
Katherine McPhee (as of 3/22/12)
Katie Holmes (as of 6/3/10,
10/22/10)
Kellan Lutz (not directly, as of
9/22/09) ( *SEE LIST ABOVE)
Kelsey Grammer (as of 7/13/10,
12/29/10, 1/13/11)
Keri Russell (as of 7/16/11)
Kim Delaney (as of 9/30/11)
Kirk Cameron ("and never will
be" as of 10/9/08)
Kirstie Alley (as of 5/2/11)
Kobe Bryant (as of 1/21/10)
Kourtney Kardashian (as of
9/19/11)
Kris Jenner (as of 9/8/11)
Kristen Bell (as of 10/13/09,
7/30/10, 7/26/11, 2/1/12)
Kurt Cobain (as of 4/22/11)
Lady Gaga (as of 5/26/11)
Lea Michele (none since hers was
outed, as of 11/30/11)
LeAnn Rimes (as of 1/10/11,
11/5/11)
Lee Pace (as of 6/12/09)
Leighton Meester (as of 1/20/10,
11/24/11, 3/9/12)
Lenny Kravitz (as of 2/21/12)
Liam Hemsworth (as of 2/21/12,
3/17/12, 6/8/12)
Lily Collins (as of 4/10/12)
Lisa Kudrow (as of 2/9/11)
Logan Lerman (as of 11/14/11)
Ludacris (as of 7/26/10)
Lyndsy Fonseca (as of 7/1/11)
Madonna (as of 11/12/09, 2/8/11)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (as of 4/17/10)
Malin Akerman (as of 12/4/10)
Marc Cherry (as of 4/7/10)
Mariah Carey (as of 10/28/10)
Mark Consuelos (as of Aug '09)
Mark Paul Gosselaar (as of
8/12/11)
Mark Ruffalo (as of 5/16/12)
Mark Salling (as of 4/23/10)
Mark Sanchez (as of 1/21/10, not
yet; 1/4/12)
Mark Valley (as of 8/6/10)
Mary Kate Olsen (as of 9/1/11)
Matthew Fox (as of 2/26/09,
2/11/10) (*see list above, re
Lost
cast) (*SEE LIST ABOVE)
Matthew Lewis (as of 7/15/11)
Matt Bomer (as of 10/29/09,
4/1/11, 2/14/12)
Matt Dallas (as of March '09,
4/19/10)
Matt Lanter (as of 1/7/10,
2/18/11)
Megan Fox (as of 12/18/09,
6/3/09, 6/30/11) (* see list above)
Michael Emerson (as of 11/21/10)
(see list above, re
Lost cast)
Michael Fassbender (as of
12/13/11)
Michael Jackson (as of 8/3/09)
Michael Sheen (as of 5/16/11)
Michelle Rodriguez ("besides
the obvious" as of 9/1/10) (see list above, re
Lost cast)
Michelle Williams (as of 4/2/12)
(* SEE LIST BELOW – CONTRADICTION)
Mila Kunis (as of 1/6/11,
3/10/11) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Minka Kelly (as of 2/17/11)
Misha Collins (as of 4/16/12)
Nancy Grace (as of 5/13/10)
Neil Patrick Harris (as of May
'09)
Nicole Scherzinger (as of 5/14/10,
12/10/11)
Nick Lachey (as of 11/22/10)
Noomi Rapace (as of 11/5/10)
Oliver Martinez (as of 1/11/12)
Paul Rudd (as of 2/18/10,
12/14/10)
Penelope Cruz (as of 4/14/10)
Penn Badgley (as of 5/27/10,
6/6/11, 3/9/12) (see list above, re
Gossip
Girl cast)
Peter Facinelli (as of 3/10/10,
6/14/10, 11/16/11, 3/13/12)
Peter Sarsgaard (as of 4/17/10)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (as of
6/12/12)
Pink (as of 7/29/10)
Portia De Rossi (as of 1/6/11)
Queen Latifah (as of 5/19/10)
Rachel Bilson (as of June '09 -
never a starring role but has been by association) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Rachel McAdams (as of 3/17/10,
10/4/11)
Rachel Zoe (as of 8/25/11)
Ray J (as of 5/23/12)
Rebecca Gayheart (as of 6/22/11)
Rihanna (as of 5/15/10, 1/14/11,
5/2/12, 6/1/12)
Riley Keough (as of 11/30/11)
Rita Wilson (vice-free love story
with Tom Hanks as of 2/20/12)
Robert Buckley (as of April '09)
Robert Downey Jr. (as of
10/22/11) (* CONTRADICTION – see list above)
Robert Pattinson (as of 12/23/08) (*
SEE LIST ABOVE)
Rupert Grint (as of July '09,
6/16/10)
Ryan Gosling (as of
9/23/09, 3/17/10 - "should be, but not yet, soon"; "vice
material" 1/4/11; 3/14/11, 4/11/11, 4/29/11, 8/16/11; 10/31 not as a
couple with Eva Mendes; 1/13/12)
Ryan Kwanten (as of 11/24/11,
12/19/11, 3/17/12)
Ryan Reynolds (as of
6/18/10. As of 6/15/11, didn’t have one
when he wed Scarlett Johansson; “moniker-free” as of 8/17/11)
Ryan Seacrest (as of April '09,
11/8/10, 7/28/11)
Sandra Bullock (as of 1/5/11,
2/25/11, “moniker-free” as of 8/17/11;) - * SEE LIST ABOVE - CONTRADICTION!!
Scarlett Johannson (as of
8/20/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Scott Disick (as of 7/26/11)
Seal (as of 1/23/12)
Sean Faris (as of 1/12/10)
Sean Maher (as of 9/28/11)
Sebastian Stan (as of 3/21/12)
Seth Green (as of 11/12/09, and
will never be)
Shakira (as of 6/14/10)
Sharon Stone (moniker-free, as of
8/13/11)
Shawn Pyfrom (as of 4/21/12)
Sienna Miller (as of 9/5/09)
(*SEE LIST ABOVE)
Sofia Vergara (as of 11/3/10,
5/10/12)
Sophia Bush (as of 5/17/10,
10/8/10, 2/7/12)
Stephen Colbert (as of 10/13/11)
Taylor Kitsch (as of 4/23/10,
July 2010, 3/28/11, 3/27/12)
Taylor Lautner (as of 11/18/09)
(* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Taylor Momsen (as of 7/29/10,
9/21/10)
Taylor Swift (as of 12/17/09,
3/24/10 has not "starred in her very own BV" yet, but "soon,
though."; as of 3/29/10 played a supporting role in one) (* SEE LIST
ABOVE)
Terrell Owens (as of 1/2/12)
Thomas Jane (as of 10/5/11)
Tiger Woods (as of 12/1/09,
12/5/09, 1/7/12)
Tim McGraw (as of 3/9/11,
7/18/11)
Tim Tebow (as of 12/14/11,
1/25/12, 3/21/12)
Timothy Olyphant (as of 12/10/11
Tina Fey (as of 4/15/10, 8/22/11,
6/4/12)
Tipper Gore (as of 6/4/10)
Tom Brady (as of 1/21/10)
Tom Hanks (vice-free love story
with Rita Wilson as of 2/20/12)
Tom Hardy (as of 10/29/11 “not a
current Vicer”; “zilch” 12/15/11)
Toni Collette (as of 10/17/10)
Tori Spelling (as of 9/5/09)
Trace Cyrus (as of 8/29/11)
Tracy Morgan (as of 6/4/12)
Trevor Donovan (as of 7/15/11)
Troy Aikman (as of 1/28/11)
Tyler Perry (as of 11/27/09)
Tyra Banks (as of 12/8/10,
2/21/12)
Vanessa Hudgens (as of 8/27/09,
10/23/09, 5/28/10, of 2/7/11; "she's an also-starring, not a major
character" as of 5/3/11; 4/18/12 “been a costar of sorts but no moniker
yet”) ( SEE LIST ABOVE)
Vanessa Minnillo (as of 11/22/10)
Viggo Mortensen (as of 9/19/09,
perhaps soon though) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Wilmer Valderrama (as of 4/9/12)
Woody Harrelson (as of 2/21/12)
Xavier Samuel (as of 3/17/12)
Zac Efron (as of 8/27/09)
(* SEE LIST ABOVE)
Zach Braff (as of 12/5/09)
Zach Gilford (as of 6/25/10)
Zachary Levi (as of 3/4/10,
4/21/10)
Zachary Quinto (as of 4/23/10,
5/4/10)
Zoe Saldana (as of 8/25/11)
Zooey Deschanel (as of 6/13/11,
12/8/11, 2/16/12, 2/27/12, 5/3/12)
entire Lost cast (as of Aug '09) ( * SEE LIST ABOVE)
entire True Blood cast (as of 7/30/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
most of the cast of Dark Knight Rises (except Christian
Bale, as of 12/15/11)
no celebrity chefs (as of 1/5/11)
(see list above, CONTRADICTION)
no current Victoria’s Secret angel (as
of 11/30/11)
no one from Bon Jovi (as of
6/17/10)
no one else from the 30 Rock cast besides Alec Baldwin
(as of 8/22/11)
no one in the Claire Danes/Billy
Crudup/Mary Louise Parker triangle (as of 2/15/11)
no one from MTV’s Teen Wolf (as of 6/29/11; “for the
most part Vice-free”, as of 8/22/11; totally Vice-free 6/27/12)
no one from the Hunger Games set (as of 7/1/11, 9/16/11, 9/28/11)
no one from the group One Direction
(as of 4/11/12, 6/13/12)
no one from Once Upon a Time (as of 4/27/12)
none of the pro dancers from DWTS (as of 10/8/10, 9/30/11)
none of the Kardashians (as of
5/19/10, 10/4/10, 11/8/10) ( * SEE LIST ABOVE)
none of the Teen Moms (as of 12/3/10)
none of the iCarly chicks (as of 8/5/11)
none of the NKOTB or Backstreet Boys (as of 7/15/11) (*CONTRADICTION!
See list above)
none of the cast of Full House
besides John Stamos (as of 9/1/11)
none of the men from Desperate Housewives (as of 4/21/12)
no winners of American Idol (as of 4/27/12)
the beard of Topher Hairy Tuchus (as of 2/7/11, hasn't starred in her own but
has been a sidekick in a few)
the girlfriend of Nelly Fang (as of 2/7/11, doesn't have
her own but has appeared in another BV)
the cast of Hawaii Five-O (as of 8/23/11)
the cast of The Big Bang Theory (as of 7/24/10) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
the rest of the True Blood cast besides A Skars (as of 5/23/10) (* SEE LIST
ABOVE)
the cast of Mad Men (as of 11/30/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
the cast of Sons of Anarchy (as of 9/5/11)
the cast of Gossip Girl except Blake, Chace and Ed W (as of 9/13/11)
the cast of the Harry Potter films (as
of 10/7/11)
the cast of American Horror Story (as of 12/12/11)
the cast of NCIS (as of 1/31/12)
the ladies of Pretty Little Liars (as of 7/6/11) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)
the boyfriend of Veronica Bee-Stings
(as of 5/29/12)
List last updated 7/5/12
You all didn't really think the hetero-Vice streak would continue, did you? Ted may be gone, but unfortunately, the closeting of some of Hollywood's most famous isn't going anywhere. Get ready to meet
the guy who will have Toothy Tile breathing easy for a while.
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