Thursday, May 13, 2010

Bonus Blind Vice! Me-Me Dallas Goes For Girls!

New from Ted today...

Bonus Blind Vice!  Me-Me Dallas Goes For Girls!

Can't Be Tamed [CD / DVD Combo] [Deluxe Edition]Last we heard from Me-Me Dallas, she was makin' that set trailer rock all over the place, thanks to the fun mattress action she had going on inside with her good dude friend, Tobey Yum-Yum. Mind you, this was all went down while outside the fancy dressing room; Me-Me kept telling everybody she was staying faithful to her boyfriend—and that they weren't all that serious, anyway.
Girl knows how to spin a lie better than Lindsay Lohan.  Meanwhile, there's something else Ms. Dallas is being quite upfront about:
Kissing girls!
Yes, everybody and their mama frets about how many boys, and which boys, Me-Me is—or is not—getting trailer trashy with. But they're missing the real story: that she's hopelessly devoted to finding out what it's like to French kiss a lady.
Ugh, this is so Crescent Kumquat territory! First, it starts with the lip-lock curiosity, next comes playing around with each other, then, it's the whole damn morning after!
But for now: On two separate occasions, shocked, elite Hollywood revelers have witnessed Me-Me announce, as we're told, that she wants "to kiss a girl." It's happened in a private club, as well as at another less public venue.
Both times Dallas was loaded to the gills, by the by. To get her courage up, ya think?
"She made her grand entrance," said a fellow guest at Me-Me's last fancy do, "and she said she wanted to kiss with a girl.
"So this lesbian goes up to her," the Sapphic witness tells us, "and starts really making out. [Me-Me] was really into it, at first, but then I think she saw that people were looking and she pulled away."
Not so at the big Hollywood club where Dallas was a short time earlier. Onlookers couldn't believe their eyeballs when Me-Me "really went to town," making out with another good-looking chick.
Ugh, has anybody told Me-Me's current boyfriend just how his GF likes to get her hot on?
Doubtful, as he's so busy trying to be so good right now.
Jeez, dude, why bother, if this is what your honey's up to?
And it Ain't: Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson

22 comments:

duffgrl said...

Definitely Miley Cyrus

BROOKE said...

Okay I'm just not that convinced this is Miley. I can see her doing all of this, but it's hard for me to believe as much as she is watched by the media that she could do all this and NEVER get caught in the act, like not even one time? What's up with the "he's trying to be sooo good right now" meaning her BF. Why is he trying so hard to be good. I'm confused? Also, what does Miley and Anna Paquin have in common? Except, they are both in relationships with co-stars. Miley just seems too obvious, even the name Me-Me Dallas/Mi-lee Cyrus is so obvious. Although, I can't think of anyone else that this could be either so...

DayzedNCornfuzed said...

I thought before that this was Miley but with the drinking and stuff there is no way. How could 17 year old Miley get served at a club and no none notice? Back to the drawing board. Or its just made up

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I about died when I read the latest on my favorite BV star, Me-Me. Does Tobey know what Me-Me is up to? How does he feel about it? I have a rescue dog who was abused, starved, and near death when we found him on a busy street. Now he smiles all the time.
—J

Dear Angel:
Bless you for saving your pooch, that's absolutely fabulous. As far as Me-Me's antics go, of course, Tobey knows all about 'em! Why do you think they aren't a couple right now?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't know why you like Miley but I cannot stand her. My question has to do with Liam. He seems like a good guy and down to earth. How is his personality really? Why is he even with Miley? Publicity? Love ya.
—Sandy

Dear Dater Hater:
Liam is a pretty chill dude and—though I'm sure he loves the little boost dating Miles is giving him within H'wood—there's more to their relaysh than PR. Miley can't be tamed, after all, why do you think guys like her?"

blurry vice said...

Dayzedn confused - it's not unusual for underage celebs to be served alcohol in a club. lindsay lohan, paris hilton, this is not somehting new or unusual whatsoever.

Gabby said...

HA yea blurryvice i was gonna say... celebs can get people to do ANYTHING for them, when you're that famous bartenders don't care about your age.
And I came across this article that perhaps supports the Miley=Me-Me guess?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1283890/Now-Miley-Cyrus-simulates-lesbian-kiss-family-audience-Britains-Got-Talent.html

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b183849_miley_joins_no_pants_
club8212and_still.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It is awfully freakin' hard to admit you're wrong, but have to admit that I was way off on prior comments to you. I was a staunch believer that Miley Cyrus was a decent, intelligent girl who wouldn't go the route of most other starlets. Is it wrong to feel scared for someone way in advance? After seeing pics from Miley's recent video where she totally vamps out, does it ring any bells of a former Mouse-world icon that had it all before she started going the skeezy route? Shaving her head ring any bells? Guessing that Miley will go the same route and in a few years (or less) we'll be seeing headlines of her sex tape being discovered. What is wrong with the parents who refuse to put any limits on their underage teens? Does no one in Hollyweird know of the word "no"?
—Taylor

Dear Right and Wrong:
Don't count Miley out yet. The babe is taking control of her career right now—something you can't say for Brit-Brit—and has her focus set on becoming even bigger. So sure she's getting sexy and causing some controversy, but she's in on it at every step. As for the H'wood parents, they definitely aren't going to tell their moneymaking kiddos no anytime soon."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Now that all of us can pretty much agree that Miley Cyrus officially ditched Disney, do you think she will be more of a Hilary Duff or a Britney Spears? Or in other words, will she just fade in or be bigger post-Disney?
—Rosie

Dear Over The Hil:
Uh, seriously, Rosie? Brit 2.0 all the way! Haven't you noticed by now that Disney was the one taming Miley this whole time? Now that she's kicked Mickey Mouse to the curb, watch out world! And we couldn't be more excited about it."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In the case of Me-Me Dallas and Morgan Mayhem, is the obvious answer the right one? Or are you trying to throw us off?
—Lia

Dear Surprise, Surprise:
Uh, I don't think I've been trying to throw you off on those two. Hell, I don't even think they've been throwing you off, what with all the things they're doing in public these days."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b197135_inside_miley_liams_breakup_its_not.html

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b197184_miley_liam_whose_eye_wandered_first.html

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b197312_miley_cyrus_plays_around_with_lol_costar.html

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b197435_how_cozy_did_liam_get_with_mystery.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You always mention the Twilight tell-all book, but what I'm really interested in is the Disney tell-all. What type of juicy stories could we expect? No need to tell names...but feel free to if you really want...
—S

Dear Mouse Trap:
The full spectrum of Vice stuff, doll. Cannot. Wait."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Strawberry Snort 'Em and Priscilla Desert know each other? Is there any tension between Ms. Desert and Me-Me Dallas?
—Caroline

Dear Feeling Pris-sy:
No and no...Why do you ask?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
When will my two doggies hear more about their favorite Blind Vices, Priscilla Desert and Me-Me Dallas? Will another teen in their circle join the Blind Vice club soon?
—Hannah

Dear Doggy Lady:
You already do! Both are in the blogs practically every day. Ya'll just aren't keepin' your doggy ears and eyes out for the clues."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b209756_miley_liam_splithellipagain.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What say you about rumors of Miley Cyrus' mom, Tish, getting involved with Bret Michaels when they were recording a duet? Exaggerated reporting or truth? I think there has to be some kind of truth in it since Tish and Billy Ray are getting divorced. On the other hand, when will Me-Me Dallas get her own Blind Vice archive?
—Hanna

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Dear Redneck Roundup:
What do I always say, H? Where there's not-so-sexy smoke, there's probably some sort of bandana-loving fire. And so weird of you to mention Miss Me-Me, but when she starts up her naughty nympho antics again, I'll Archive her, too."

Caz1310 said...

Thanks Blurry - liking the way Ted's giving more clues in his BB posts of late :) This one's as good as revealed.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Update on much loved Mimi Dallas needed. Is she with the same guy, or has she found another to play with?
—Lauren

Dear Likes ‘Em Young:
Lotsa different guys, honey, lots. There really hasn't been anybody to snow Hollywood this well since...Toothy Tile!"

angeline said...

just thought i'd jump in and suggest that mimi dallas is demi lovato. mimi sounds like demi, and her older sisters name is dallas. also, a little known fact is that nick and demi use to date (on the down low obviousely) which fits with the other blind about the rocking trailer...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why haven't you talked about Miley Cyrus smoking something (Salvia?) out of a bong in those pictures! I'm a big fan, but it seems lately that she's gone a bit off the rails. As much as I want to support her, I'm concerned that by not acknowledging the dangerousness of her behavior, we are allowing her to go the Lindsay Lohan route. If this is what we do get to see, imagine what's going on behind closed doors. Thoughts?
—Caroline

Dear Up in Salvia:
Calm down, Caroline. Sure, Miley is acting a bit wild these days—she's a ex-Disney gal, after all; it's par for the course—but she's not doing anything too terrible. Even in her Vices. Promise! So she hit the bong to celebrate her big day? That does not a LiLo make. If anything, Miley's horrible bong skills make her seem more innocent. Clearly she hasn't done it before."

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