Friday, May 21, 2010

Blind Vice: Keep Your Friends Close, Druggies Closer!

New from Ted today -
Blind Vice: Keep Your Friends Close, Druggies Closer!

Teenage DreamWe know we promised we wouldn't talk about Morgan Mayhem anymore—until she cleans up her act, that is, which she so totally is not doing—so we apologize for bringing the dreaded M2 back into the mix. Had to.
The good news? This Blind Vice isn't entirely about nasty old Morgs, it's more about the young Hollywood bestie that's getting the Mayhem 101 in "How to Be Bad."
Meet Strawberry Snort'Em, a rising diva known for her mildly wild ways, who's picked up one of M.M.'s nastier habits…
Coke, a Mayhem fave (tho she'd tell you otherwise, obviously).
You wouldn't know it, but S.S. and M2 are quite close—as in share-a-gay-BFF close, the ultimate bond in H'wood. Thing is, Strawberry knows Morgan's rep and wouldn't be caught anywhere near her.
Even on Twitter, where Morgs desperately tries to chat our newest B.V. vixen up but never gets as much as a pity @reply.
But when Strawberry doesn't think she'll be caught, she's got absolutely no problem getting Morgan-level wild! And for a chick who's so friggin' concerned about what people think of her, S.S. isn't so discreet about her bathroom behaviors.
Maybe she figured it was an unspoken code of T-town? "What goes on in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom…"
Well, a few someones are blabbing.
Fellow clubbers on this specific night were too pleased to spot S.S. and M2 snorting away in the trendy L.A. hot spot's posh bathrooms.
And while Morgan went on to much more tabloid-talked-about antics that night (as she always does), Strawberry avoided the press and instead pissed off the other partyers with her coked-up craziness.
Strawberry was completely out of control, dish our club sources, telling us S2 was even climbing on statues within the club. S2's got a name that carries clout in Hollyweird, so security obviously didn't step in to stop her, even though the other club-hoppers were complaining.
Hey, this is Hollywood, people, if you don't like the way the starlets play, get out of the damn clubs, right?
With Morgan as a role model, we're terrified of what may become of sweet Strawberry Snort'Em. Cross your fingers, folks, because we'd hate to see S2's career—and personal life (what would her dude think?)—go down the drain like Morgan's.
It Ain't: Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus, Ashely Greene

188 comments:

GaGossip said...

Katy Perry? or Peaches Geldof? Not so much the latter, she's no "starlet"

Katy Perry would be juicy :)

blurry vice said...

Who is Lindsay Lohan's gay BFF (besides SamRo)? And who is that other person's BFF?

GaGossip said...

Just did some nerdy twitter research .. http://twitter.com/PAUFDENKAMP

they are both friends with him and he's been referred to as "LiLo's gay BFF"

GaGossip said...

And look at this article! http://www.popcrunch.com/katy-perry-lindsay-lohan-maid-of-honor-snafu/

S. Humphreys said...

Katy isn't a Starlet, she's a singer.
I like Emma Roberts for this.

amanda said...

It's definitely Peaches. Her guy is Eli Roth who is a well known and respected director/actor/write/producer. She's one of a handful of people that Lindsay tries to talk to on Twitter with no response. Peaches isn't a starlet but she was the face of Ultimo until recently.

blurry vice said...

Here is where Ted said LiLo was banned from the column -

"Dear Ted:
Seriously, when will E! ban the Lindsay Lohan spiral? Who cares about anyone this delusional. Write about her when she gets back to work. Until then, please report on anything else!
—Make the path

Dear Baby Steps:
How about we ban her in the column? Unless she does something newsworthy or gets her crap together, you won't read about her routine antics here. Anybody up for that?"

Barroness said...

Dakota? They share K.

Stephanie said...

It's most definitely Katy Perry.

katrina said...

Unless Ted made a big mistake, it's not Peaches. Going back to April 17th of this year, she has responded to two of Lindsay's tweets and even initiated one of her own.

88 said...

It's Katy Perry. Katy and Lindsay secretly hung out at Katy's second, non public b-day party and Markus Molinari is the gay bff! He was actually just with Lindsay last night at a party in Cannes (there are photos on TMZ).

88 said...

It's not Peaches, she was always into drugs (well she's clean now) so it wouldn't be a surprise. Plus, she never cared what anyone thought. I vote Katy for this!

Erin said...

It's definitely Emma Roberts. The name Roberts name has "clout". They are both friends w/ Marcus Molinari. He talks to both of them on twitter. And she has supposedly being "seeing" squeeky clean Taylor Lautner.

88 said...

@Erin Does Emma have a twitter?? Plus, I think Emma's already a blind?? Not to put down your guess though, it might be right. =] I still vote Katy though, lol.

Erin said...

@88 she does, it's RobertsEmma and Marcus Molinari was recently in Cannes w/ LL and Emma tweeted him to ask if he was in France. Hopefully that'll get you on board the Emma train. :)

3awayfrom30 said...

Definately Katy Perry - her fiance Russell Brand is a recovering addict.

Mikayla Marie said...

I think I figured this one out - Emma Roberts. I know it's already been suggested but EVERY point fits: 1. Young up and commer/starlet. 2. Name carries weight because of father and aunt. 3. DUDE refers to Valentines Day movie she was just in with Ashton Kutcher aka the Star of Dude Where's My Car. 4.The AIA links are: Hayden was in Ice Princess which Emma sings a song on. Miley is a Disney star who moved on * Emma did same from Nick. Ashley Green has similar looks and is even has a bday a few days after Emma (OKAY- so that's the weakest point). 5. Twitter where both LL and Emma frequently reply @MDMNOLINARI * aka Markus Molinari who's apparently everyone's gay BFF- LL, Katy Perry (a probably red herring), and yes...Emma Roberts.

Mikayla Marie said...

Sorry for posting again so quick - but I'd forgotten something - Ted uses both the words "diva" and "starlet" which implies that the person is both an actress and a singer.

Kimstyle said...

GUYS!!!!
It's Katy Perry... 100%...
1) she has a Strawberry tattoo
2) LL constantly tweets her, but Katy never tweets back
3) Marcus was Katy's best gay, before a mini falling out, when he latched to LL.. Now Katy and him are "good again", and he has been with LL throughout the entire drama in Cannes...

If the strawberry tattoo wasn't enough for you, get real!! :)

Hilde said...

Agreed, It's probably Katy Perry. My second best guess would be Jessica Stam (they share a stylist friend named Logan), but I'm sure Ted would mention something about her being a model if it was her.

Mikayla Marie said...

It's not Katy Perry because the BV is younger than LL. Katy is about 8 years older than the AIA and her name doesn't hold any clout in Hollywood - she's not an actress and no family members are known for it either. The Strawberry tattoo is compelling but Ted always has things like that to throw people off.

grace said...

as people have said katy perry has a thing for strawberries..she has the tattoo, wears outfits http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/08/0824%20Katy%20Perry%20V%20Festival/gallery_main/gallery_main-0824_katy_perry_vfestival_00.jpg
had a strawberry themed party and if we go by how a name or last name ends (which he has done in the past), strawb-ERRY and p-ERRY, the main gay and the fiancée being a recovering addict. she recently got the maxim top and it does mention a "vixen" and maybe i'm a prude but emma roberts wouldn't classify as a vixen and peaches is just nast.?

kindermusik said...

The easiest thing would be to figure out what Lindsay has done in the last two months to make the press, only in LA hotspots, since Ted mentioned MM went on to much more talked about tabloid antics that same evening, and see if we can determine which of our guesses may have been at the club on one of those nights. Here is what I can find:

*LL threw a drink at Samantha Ronson's head on 4/23 at Trousdale.

*3/27 she was photographed with massive amounts of baby powder coming out of her shoes leaving a friend's house.

*3/23 She falls into a cactus bush while on her way to a house party. She was coming from Trousdale once again, where she was at Christina Aguilera's release party for her new single. Nicole Richie was also at Trousdale, but we all know she is Pixie Mixie. Pics of Christina leaving this party suggest she was at least wasted, but nothing else really points to her as this BV that I can tell (aside from diva).

So anyone got anything to add or find any of the aforementioned starlets that were near LL on these dates?

Mark said...

it's either:
-Vanessa Hudgens
-Peaches Geldof





don't Katy Perry and Lohan hate each other?

Brittany said...

For those of you obsessed with Katy Perry being this BV, you are clearly not reading the whole thing as well as few of the clues. Her name "carries clout in Hollyweird?" "Rising diva?" Plus why would she be marrying a recovering drug addict if this is the behavior she's getting up to. Or better yet, why would he be marrying her? Stop trying to make this fit.

Peaches and Emma are way better guesses for this IMO. Peaches more so than Emma. Peaches may not be famous here in the states but she does have more celebrity in the UK. That would definitely make her a rising diva here and she's dating Eli Roth (the 'dude' reference).

Gemini850 said...

Its Kary Perry. Katy is a naturally STRAWBERRY blonde. That black hair is dyed hair. Also she has a strawberry tattoo on her feet, and someone else posted on another board that she wears a strawberry ring in the proactive commercials.

Also her last name Perry...Berry..Strawberry

kindermusik said...

Peaches is not a Hollywood starlet. She is what would be considered famous for being famous or because her dad is famous--in England. It would not be shocking that she was doing coke, she used to be a heroin addict, was just splashed all over the tabs for supposedly cheating on Eli on a drug induced bender with some scuzzball, and then losing a European underwear collection. She also has already been married. This would not be a surprise, and is nowhere near being called a rising star for anything here. It's not her.

To play devil's advocate on the Katy Perry issue, if you remember, Lindsay used to be known for her use of "Strawberry NesQuik", or strawberry flavored cocaine, which before she moved on to snorting, she would just rub on her gums. Those pics of Lindsay with Vanessa Minnillo and the knife were supposedly taken while they were high on strawberry coke. For someone who is young, it may seem less bad to dabble in something like this (to start) because it is what is considered "designer" or "for fun". It supposedly became extremely popular again (for the second time) in the Hollywood scene a few years ago. There is also now Strawberry meth (according to google), which we all know MM has moved onto these days by just looking at her face.

cassandra said...

one of the posters above who said the BV sounds younger than LL makes a good point. and katy perry fits this well but i think the clues point more towards someone younger and with a family connection. maybe like zoe kravitz or riley keough? just to throw some other possibilities out there

Mandy said...

I agree with Emma Roberts, because it has to be someone younger. Most Hollywood bouncers/club owners wouldn't recognizer Peaches Geldoff or even care about the family clout.

blurry vice said...

Hmmm... seeems like we have 3 top guesses. I like the Katy Perry and Emma Roberts guesses.
I see why people are guessing Peaches Geldof... but I just don't think she fits. If it is her... then this BV is lame and Ted is writing about D listers again for this one. We really do not care about Peaches Geldof in the slightest. At least I don't.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My guess for Strawberry Snort'em: Kirsten Dunst.
—Caroline

Dear Picking Berries:
Good guess, C, but think more relevant. K.Dunst hasn't worked in…I can't even think of the last time I saw her in a movie. Can you?"

Tara said...

Blurry,
From that notted you posted, I would say that there is no way Peaches is MORE relevant than Kiki. She is not even well known here despite her money, and like Mandy said, no one here even knows the Geldof family, and given her history, this would not be surprising in the least. So, on to proving one of the other guesses......

Hilde said...

Well, I still think it's important to notice the fact that apparently Lindsay keeps twittering this person, and doesn't get replies. As far as I've seen she's not trying to reach Emma Roberts. She is, however, often twittering Katy Perry, Jessica Stam and Lady Gaga (no reply). I doubt it's Gaga, and I don't think it's Stam because she's a model. Which makes me think it's Katy Perry. They share at least four gay friends as well, but they never seem to talk to each other. I think it fits the vice perfectly.

Peaches and Lindsay are friends, so that doesn't quite fit, does it?

Tara said...

Okay, after snooping some other boards, lets throw these two ideas into the pot:

*Demi Lovato (rumored to be a buzzfoto blind about a Disney star going down the wrong path in January...but this could be Emma as well I guess)--young, rising star, sings and acts, dating Joe Jonas (i.e. where "clout" would come in), this would also be shocking because of her target audience and what would Joe (dude) think.

*Rumer Willis (If she is NOT Ooma Offspring....which I would say Ted skirting an answer on that would not even be close to considering it semi-revealed). Clout would be because of her famous family. Wears bright red strawberry shortcake hair sometimes, and her "dude" could be in reference to her stepdad (dude/dad)--Ashton Kutcher (Dude, where's my car).

cassandra said...

so the only thing that made me doubt this being katy perry was the part about the persons name carrying clout, but maybe the party/night referred to in this blind is the maxim hot 100 party? i'm pretty sure that was sometime recently and katy perry was #1 so that would probably give her name clout there..

Tara said...

Cassandra,
Good guess but the Maxim party was this last thursday, and Lindsay was in Cannes until yesterday, so that wouldn't fit. But if there are any other parties they were both at in Hollywood recently, I am joining the Katy train.

Can anyone find out if Katy was at Christina Aguilera's single release party that is mentioned above? Because if that is the night LL fell into the cactus, that made news and would be considered tabloid worthy.

Caz1310 said...

Oh I like the Rumer Willis guess. Wouldn't have thought Katy or Peaches would be that newsworthy. Doesn't Emma Roberts have her own BV (as others have noted?)

~*~Leanne~*~ said...

What about Megan Fox? She has a man (Brian Austin Green), she talks A LOT about what people of her and says she doesn't care and is always quick to say that her and LL are not friends despite having worked together in the past. Just throwing it out there...

Hilde said...

What about Leighton Meester? Lindsay's twitter-friend "Logandoesnttweet" is her stylist, or something, so there is a connection. Did LL ever try to twitter Leighton, and does she even have a twitter?

I still think it's KP though. :)

Mikayla Marie said...

I like how this started with 2 main guesses and we've only added more - makes it a little more interesting and fun, actually.

A few notes though:
According to the tabs Emma Roberts does have a blind vice but that is through Lainey. If you read that the most interesting line is probably this one, "But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan."
Rumor Willis - has been listed as semi revealed for "Ooma Offspring" which does sound accurate.
Vanessa Hudgins -Another one that's being suggested- is listed w/ the Jackie Bouffant item but doesn't have her own bv so technically she's still in play.
but with her and similar guesses (Ashley Tisdale, Demi Lavato, etc) the name holding clout is probably the biggest issue.

An a slightly more biased note - I do like the new Dakota Fanning guess. I don't know much about her but I know some of the AIA's connect well as well as the "clout," plus her whole new bad girl movie image. A lot of people still think it's Katy Perry and I hope it's wrong just because if she's getting into all of that then Russel Brand has probably fallen off which is always just so sad to hear about. There's only a slim chance she could hide it from him and even slimmer chance that he wouldn't get dragged down into it with her.

Caz1310 said...

I'm with you MM...if this is indeed Katy Perry she's a disgrace considering Russel's substance abuse history. Dakota Fanning I hope not (not discounting your plausible theory) - surely she won't go the way of Lilo and Drew Barrymore - so much talent so young before they wrecked themselves. At least Drew has clawed her way back.

katrina said...

Dakota Fanning doesn't have a twitter so it can't be her.

Also, some people are still guessing Peaches but she replied to Lindsay on twitter three times since April 17. It's not her.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I love six degrees of Awful Truth! I really wish you'd play this game more often. How 'bout if I start? Chet Chick Muncher and Strawberry Snort'Em—do they know each other very well? Carnally well? And Crotch Uh-Lastic and Crescent Kumquat—do you think Crescent would be scared of Crotch? I imagine CUL has a heck of a 'come-hither' smile. Fey Oiled Tush and Hard Nipple Nick—do you think Nick would lend Fey his pilot?
—Michael

Dear Q&A:
No. Yes. Maybe"

Jessica said...

It's gotta be Emma Roberts. She looked all kinds of drugged out during her recent film premiere in London...

http://laineygossip.com/Emma_Roberts_at_London_premiere_of_4321_26may10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Tara said...

Jessica, I am loving those drugged out pics. Strawberry could be a reference to her aunt's famous red hair? Lainey really has the goods on this one!!

Tara said...

The Lainey blind suspected to be Emma Roberts is called They All Fall Down--check it for cross reference.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Strawberry Snort 'Em know Me-Me Dallas in some way or another?
—Moo

Dear Peas in Hollywood:
Of course! This town is teeny-tiny, doll."

blurry vice said...

The label on the right for "Emma Roberts" is the Lainey blind she is suspected for. I just posted that link today under the comments. Looks like she is that one. As for this one who knows.

rundeep said...

Not likely. I think it's a more Disney starlet, either Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez. I read a blind a few months ago that was widely reported to be one or the other (I can't remember!) but the kid had a major coke problem and was screwing her boyfriend at a party.

rundeep said...

Not likely. I think it's a more Disney starlet, either Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez. I read a blind a few months ago that was widely reported to be one or the other (I can't remember!) but the kid had a major coke problem and was screwing her boyfriend at a party.

88 said...

Ok, I'm on the Emma train. I thought she already had a blind, but if it was for Lainey, then I'm gonna go with Emma Roberts.

Christina R. Keelan said...

I'm pretty certain that Emma Roberts will be a future topic of discussion, but I just don't see this as being her.... I remember reading somewhere that Katy Perry was by far the most obnoxious star at the Met... Her dress had to be activated by her breasts. How cliche and annoying >_< I dunno, she just has super big tweaker eyes... Oh, and Lindsay really sends some pathetic tweets to her with no response. I'm on the Katy bandwagon..... Emma is a good guess though.

Tara said...

The only thing about that is, do you really think Katy Perry knows Miley Cyrus? Ted said Me-Me and Strawberry knew eachother.

Mark said...

Demi Lovato? there's rumors of her being a druggie

88 said...

Katy Perry DOES know Miley, but so does Emma. Honestly, I would say Katy (my original choice) if it wasn't for the fact that it said this person's name holds clout, Katy's doesn't.

Mikayla Marie said...

Dear Ted:
Have Emma Roberts or Katy Perry ever been B.V.s? I saw a picture of Emma at the London premiere of one of her movies and she looked "worse for the wear" to put it nicely.
—B

Dear Double Trouble:
Yep, but which? Or maybe both? It's so hard to keep track of all the naughty things going on in T-town. OK, just one of them, at this point.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Have Emma Roberts or Katy Perry ever been B.V.s? I saw a picture of Emma at the London premiere of one of her movies and she looked "worse for the wear" to put it nicely.
—B

Dear Double Trouble:
Yep, but which? Or maybe both? It's so hard to keep track of all the naughty things going on in T-town. OK, just one of them, at this point."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b183684_bitch-back_whatrsquos_wrong_with.html#ixzz0phb5n6a2

blurry vice said...

I had been on the Katy Perry train for this but the "name carries clout in Hollywood" thing I think is steering more towards Emma Roberts.

Gabby said...

woo hoooooo he answered ANOTHER one of my questions!! i asked him the katy perry and emma roberts question because of this board!!

Gabby said...

Sorry I forgot to add -- if the ages of the A.I.As have anything to do with it, the girls mentioned are more in Emma's age range. Hayden was born in 1989, Ashley was born in 1987, and Miley was born in 1992. Emma was born in 1991, but Katy was born in 1984. So I mean she's a bit older than the rest but then again age COULD not be that important in this instance.

fresa8806 said...

This is throwing me off when ted uses the word clout, but then quickly flips it with the bf comment. As we all know russel is a recovering addict.

Marie Lexingdale said...

This has to be Katy Perry. This is what Ted wrote today:

Dear Ted:
What do you think of Russell Brand? Everyone knows about his druggie past but what of him now? Is he as reformed as he appears to be? And has he ever been a B.V.?
—Jealous of Katy

Dear Over the Pond:
Brand may still have a bad habit or two, but they're more etiquette-related and less so drugs and sex. Actually, he's very much sober! He's got Katy Perry to keep him on the straight and narrow these days—but is anyone keeping her in check? Just sayin'.

nissivm said...

Marie: Yep, after today´s BB I REALLY think this is about Perry. What a shame. Talk about a bad bad bad decision in life.

Tara said...

I totally think Ted is messing with everyone because KP is such a popular guess right now. I am not sold on it, I think Emma fits with the age, family connections, and recent photo evidence. She is so the next LiLo. Congrats, Gabby, on getting through to the AT team, I just wish there was only one of those names per guess, for my own sanity! Then we would know for sure which was a BV!

jessicalways right said...

Technically, Katy Perry's name does carry some clout--her real last name is "Hudson." While she's not related (that we know of) to Kate or Oliver Hudson, Ted could be alluding to that too.

blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
What do you think of Russell Brand? Everyone knows about his druggie past but what of him now? Is he as reformed as he appears to be? And has he ever been a B.V.?
—Jealous of Katy

Dear Over the Pond:
Brand may still have a bad habit or two, but they're more etiquette-related and less so drugs and sex. Actually, he's very much sober! He's got Katy Perry to keep him on the straight and narrow these days—but is anyone keeping her in check? Just sayin'."

GaGossip said...

It's totally Katy Perry. Whoever doubted me before can kiss my arse :)

Gabby said...

Tara I agree...it's always hard to figure out a way to ask a question in a way that he's going to answer. If it's too specific for example, he won't answer. I was afraid if I just asked if Katy had been a B.V. he wouldn't have said anything. Because I'm SURE he has people look on websites like these and through his comment sections to see what the most popular guesses are

Tara said...

GaGossip--
Part of the fun on this board is speculation and playing devils advocate, so until Ted reveals the blind, we won't know for sure and all guesses are welcome! Something about this site that you may not know is that the overwhelming majority of us are respectful, even if we disagree. I'm not trying to be rude but there really is no place for talk like that here.

Tara said...

Gabby, no doubt he knows what most of us are saying! He is such a cryptic little weasel! I have seen people ask or hint something pretty bluntly and he just will ignore that part of the statement or just glaze over it--so frustrating!!

blurry vice said...

Tara
a little late but in response to your may 23 post, I think you misread me. I was saying that I did NOT think this BV was about Peaches Geldof. I don't think she is relevant AT ALL.

Tara said...

Blurry--
I worded that response weird. I was trying to agree with what you said....I was probably tired! Sorry about that but I see where the confusion comes from!! Peaches would be totally boring and a filler BV.

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Emilee said...

"Caught! Lindsay's SCRAM Sees Red at Katy's Party" is now posted on his page & ted is totally teasing us with the emma roberts/katy perry guesses

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b184580_caught_lindsays_scram_sees_
red_katys.html

Gabby said...

Did anybody see the article on E! Online? Ted says that Lindsay's outfit for the MTV Movie Awards was meant for Katy Perry..he says "Somehow though K.P. wasn't the one who ended up wearing it and Linds was able to snatch it from her"... I think this is a BIG hint

Kimstyle said...

why is Emma still even considered? who is she dating, and why would he care that she was doing coke? (Like Katy perry's man Russell Brant, who is sober, would)

Tara said...

Emma was rumored to be dating Taylor Lautner, that would be why he would care, because he is a prude and has a teen image to uphold. We all know he is Parrish, but there was a small swarm of gossip recently after they were spotted together a few times, not during the shooting/premiere time frame of Valentines day.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
After reading your Top 5 Lindsay Lohan excuses, I couldn't help but feel baffled, sorry and irritated by her. Are her fame-whoring parents really that into money that they're in such denial as to their daughter's state? Lindsay clearly doesn't have an actual real straightforward friend to kick her butt and keep her clean, and it's a sorry sight, for I agree with you and think she's actually a pretty good actress. I'm not sure jail would be the solution. I guess she still has to hit rock bottom to let the notion of her addictions really sink in. What do you think?
—P

Dear Parent Problems:
In the case of La Lohan's folks, both are also way too self-involved to really notice what the hell is going on around them. Otherwise, they might get a grip and actually parent for once instead of living vicariously through their kids. Result: kid with no sense of responsibility. But I don't think we've seen Lindsay's worst yet, sadly. Babe is way still in denial."

Mandie Garrett said...

Want to breathe a little life into the Katy Perry assumption?

http://cocoperez.com/2010-06-11-designers-wary-of-lindsanity

Perhaps Katy loaned Linds the outfit as a favor? Seems there a definite ties there between the two but it under wraps to the public.

Kate16 said...

I think you can look at clout two ways - sure there is "I'm a Roberts" or there is this scenario:
You're a bouncer/waiter/whatever and you can only let one group in.
Group A - Emma Roberts and friends. Julia's niece who was in Hotel for Dogs, Valentine's Day (along with everyone else in Hollywood with a pulse) and a few indie flicks. Maybe she has clout in America, I can tell you that it hasn't been translated to other countries.
Group B - Katy Perry, Russell Brand and friends. Sings the 'song of Summer 2010' California Gurls, sold a gazillion albums, constantly on the cover of gossip mags - engaged!, holidaying, etc, wins maxim's hottest 100, with arguably the comedian of the moment, etc

There's family name clout and there's personal name clout. I would have thought the latter would hold more water in most places.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Polly Luscious-Locks Emma Roberts? Am I close?
—Laura

Dear Diva Patrol:
Sorry, babe. Solid guess, but Polly has a few more low-budget flicks under her belt than Emma. Plus, with the company she keeps, Emma has other things to worry about than her paycheck."

Brittany said...

Staying on the Emma train of thought with that one. I never really thought it was Katy Perry, plus Ted has really been giving Emma a lot more attention lately it seems.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b186218_real_reason_emma_roberts
_isnt_team.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just have to say that Emma Roberts is obnoxious and talentless, and rides "someone's" coattails. Where does she get off treating Robert Pattinson like s--t on the Tonight Show? Can we look forward to seeing her disappear soon? I hope so!
—PLM

Dear Staying Put:
What's with all the Roberts clan hate? Between all the mail and the comments, you kids are really not loving Julia Roberts and a few others lately. Sadly for you, PLM, little Emma is turning very important heads in Hollywood, so you'll have to get used to seeing her around, even if she does fake clash with our beloved R.Pattz."

blurry vice said...

Not relevant to this BV necessarily but putting it here as FYI

"Dear Ted:
I bet the publicity people for whatever movie Emma Roberts was promoting on The Tonight Show are pulling their hair out. Do you think maybe Megan Fox should present a seminar for other starlets on what happens when you diss Rob Pattinson in public?
—Melissa

Dear Roll Call:
Except Emma's totally getting more press because of the incident. And with all those passionate Rob fans that scared the young diva off Twitter, she isn't the one who looks bad. I'm sure her people don't hate that."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Thank you for your post showing the motive behind Emma Roberts' treatment of Robert Pattinson. Twilight fans are passionate, as you well know, but the anger of the fans wasn't about her selecting Team Jacob, which is an obviously juvenile reason that the media reported. It was because of her snotty attitude towards Robert. Rob IS a nice guy and she treated him like crap. No one ran her off of Twitter, she can block people. So that's no excuse. She was a snot and was being called on it because us Twi-hards knew her story & why she was treating Rob like she did.
—PG

Dear This Side, That Side:
It's nice to save face, but Team Edward folk got a little too mean on this one. You might as well draw devil horns on poor Emma, since that's what everyone's making her out to be. Let it slide, babes."

Stricken said...

Obviously Katy Perry. She has a thing for strawberry's. Even has a tattoo of one. Easyyyyy

Kimber said...

Given the latest news about Amanda Bynes, couldn't this be her? Supposedly kicked off her latest movie, partying a little too much, twittering at 2 a.m. I'm hoping it's not Katy Perry because her fiance has gone through rehab...it would be tragic if she's off the rails.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I just heard Katy Perry hurt herself dancing. Do you think she may have been partying a little too hard? Seems a bit strange that dancing could cause someone to need 17 stitches.
—Ashley

Dear Stitch-Slap!
That kind of injury's more likely to be caused by dancing than by partying! That said, anything's possible, sugar pie. Especially with game Perry, love that babe."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b188182_are_katy_perry_russell_
brand_secretly.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's with all the love for Katy Perry? She seems very plastic to me, which makes me wonder...
—Ellen

Dear Perry Overboard:
Plastic? No! We love the girl for being herself and not being a total sham like the rest of Hollywood. Whatever her marriage sitch is, she's wild and out there and just normal enough for us to (kinda) relate. You listenin', Gaga?"

blurry vice said...

Kimstyle and Tara - Emma Roberts is supposedly dating Michael Angarano.

Tara said...

I saw that the other day.....sorry! Guess the TL thing was back in April--not that they were really dating anyway because he's gay.

cassandra said...

could this be kim kardashian? she visited lindsay after her court sentancing? http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-video-kim-kardashian-keeps-with-lindsay-lohan-through-tough-times

and she fits with the "name carrying clout"

andiecandie said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort'Em an actor or a musician?
—Sasha

Dear Berry Good:
Def not an actor, babe. At least, not intentionally."

Thank you Sasha! Emma Roberts is eliminated which is looking like it has to be Katy Perry? But I still don't think its Katy....

Tara said...

Ok, Ted says today that SSE is not an actor. I admit defeat, Emma Roberts is out. She is still the next LiLo in my opinion!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort'Em an actor or a musician?
—Sasha

Dear Berry Good:
Def not an actor, babe. At least, not intentionally."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b189934_bitch-back_angelina_queen_of_soccer_moms.html#ixzz0ta7KTjN4

--- Looks like Strawberry is not Emma Roberts. Going with Katy Perry as top suspect!

cpie18 said...

Ted's Bitch Back from this morning:

Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort'Em an actor or a musician?
—Sasha

Dear Berry Good:
Def not an actor, babe. At least, not intentionally.

andiecandie said...

I agree with you Tara, Emma Roberts seems like she has a little Lindsay in her. I do have a few problems with the Katy Perry guess though. It seems to me that Strawberry is younger than Lindsay. Ted said "she's wild and out there and just normal enough for us to (kinda) relate." Why would Ted say he loves her if shes off doing coke while her recovering fiance is at home? Also I don't really feel her name carries clout. Thoughts?

socalledheaven said...

I know you guys dont want guess emailed but Ted C answered a few mre questions about Strawberry Snort'em

strawberry is Katy Perry

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b189934_bitch-back_angelina_queen_of_soccer_moms.html
Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort'Em an actor or a musician?
—Sasha
Dear Berry Good:
Def not an actor, babe. At least, not intentionally.


Strawberries first blind
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b182144_blind_vice_keep_your_friends_close.html
That month, 'morgan mayhem' lindsay lohan was only @reply tweeting to Katy Perry and Peaches Geldorf.
katy and linds share a best male friend 'ohferras' russell brand would be upset with her blow problem since hes been clean for so long.
people guessed it was either emma watson or katy but now Ted C says its a musician.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm in love with Katy Perry! She was on a popular radio show in my home state and absolutely cracked me up with her witty banter. She seems to have it all going for her: beauty, brains, money, semi-cute British guy. I know everyone has skeletons in their closet, so as far as you know, does she have your standard closet or is it a spacious walk-in?
—Bubble

Dear Closet Case:
Definitely not too spacious. Think Katy's a doll; she's one of my fave babes in the Biz right now, that's for sure. Plus, the fact she has talent and a real relationship blows our bitchy brains! "

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b194606_which_vice_vexes_you_most.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love the column and your animal activism! I think Katy Perry and Russell Brand make a good couple. However, it seems like Katy is professing her love for Russell everywhere she can, but I haven't heard much from Russell about his feelings for Katy. Is he as into her as she is into him? And do you think this couple will last?
—GymStar

Dear Branded for Life:
Trust, the love is mutual both ways. K.P.'s just got the bigger mouth—if you can believe that. Oddly, I do see this couple lasting the long haul. They've both got some dirty little secrets, but nothing I don't think they can work through."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm still crushin' hard on Miss Katy Perry. You have to just absolutely adore that woman! The whole Sesame Street thing was ridiculous. God forbid children learn that women can have boobs and sing a song at the same time! Good for her that she can laugh about it after the fact on SNL. What's your opinion Ted on Sesame Street's decision to pull her clip from the show?
–BubbleYumSteph

Dear Sesame Smasher:
Katy is the sweetest California girl in our book. It's a good thing the Simpsons appreciate a nice pair of D's like the rest of us."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So what has Strawberry Snort 'Em been up to lately? Anything of interest?
—Rescue Pup Owner

Dear Berry Blunders:
She's been keeping her nose clean—extra, super squeaky clean. Relatively speaking, that is."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Strawberry Snort 'Em and Priscilla Desert know each other? Is there any tension between Ms. Desert and Me-Me Dallas?
—Caroline

Dear Feeling Pris-sy:
No and no...Why do you ask?"

a.butterfly said...

She can't be Perry. Perry and Swift are "friends".

Desert is clearly Swift so this one has to be off.

Tara said...

Demi Lovato! She just entered rehab for "emotional and physical issues". Mmmmmkay. Coke will do that to ya!

Jessica said...

Tara you beat me to it! As soon as I heard Demi Lovato was headed to rehab, I immediately thought of her for Strawberry!

Tara said...

I totally think this is her, Jess! She is multi-talented, comes from disney, has the Jo-Bro connection....It is too fitting. I have even read that she has been into it for quite some time. Some are talking about her for Priscilla D but I think she fits this better since Pris and Parrish have the connection.

Tara said...

PS her and Joe broke up literally days after this blind was released.

Caz1310 said...

Oh the benefit of hindsight and a well-publicised trip to rehab. Tara I think you've got this one. Ted did say that SSE wasn't an actor intentionally... think that's a dig at Camp Rock and that horrible show Sonny with a Chance (the only reason I know this is because my 9-yr old loves JoBro, Demi, Selena etc etc). A JoBro would dodge publicity like this big time, hence them breaking up and him being so publicly associated with Ashley. Aahh the pieces are all coming together..kudos to Ted for keeping us guessing for so long.

Gabby said...

Did anyone see the most recent People article? It mentions she was "partying"....

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20439172,00.html

T-MiX! said...

It's not Katy!

Dear Ted:
What's up with Strawberry Snort 'Em these days? Has she relapsed?
—Tara

Dear Snortie Shorty:
Can you really relapse if you never gave up the smack in the first place? But Strawberry has kept her nose relatively clean lately, which is surprising seeing as she's been so unlucky in love.

roseyf said...

Could this be Christina Aguilera? Wasn't there a rumor a while back about Xtina and Sam Ronson? She could be the shared gay BFF. And she's definitely been unlucky in love lately.

But I don't think Xtina has a (public) verified twitter, so don't know about that part.

Caz1310 said...

Rosey the Xtina & Sam hookup has been confirmed on the Blind Gossip site, not by Ted though. I really hope this isn't Katy - she and Russ make a good couple and seem well-suited.

Tara said...

I think the "unlucky in love" comment rules Katy out. I am still pushing for Lovato til she gets elim'd or significant evidence says otherwise. However, Christina is not a bad second choice. She used to publicly distance herself from Britney when her shenanigans were going down, and lord knows she is unlucky in love right now. Not bad! I am going to continue a rapid fire SSE on Ted to see what we can get.

PS Does Xtina have a confirmed BV? Anyone know?

hordac said...

I'm seeing the Demi light on this one, unlucky in love, concerned about what people think of her..xtina doesn't seem to care overly much about how she is perceived? Or does she?

Tara said...

She sure didn't when Stripped came out. Wooohooo!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's up with Strawberry Snort 'Em these days? Has she relapsed?
—Tara

Dear Snortie Shorty:
Can you really relapse if you never gave up the smack in the first place? But Strawberry has kept her nose relatively clean lately, which is surprising seeing as she's been so unlucky in love."


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b209280_bitch-back_are_we_too_tough_on_demi.html#ixzz14NkXNHZN

blurry vice said...

Definitely rules out Katy Perry.

So:

New top suspects Demi Lovato and Christina Aguilera?

Georgia Barrett said...

Christina is hard to define as a "rising diva." I think she's more of a... falling diva. Record sales are not kind to her.

Georgia Barrett said...

At the same time, I think this may DQ Demi, since she's done "Sonny," "Camp Rock," "Princess Protection Program," and is identified as "an American actress and singer-songwriter" on her wikipedia page:

"Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort'Em an actor or a musician?
—Sasha

Dear Berry Good:
Def not an actor, babe. At least, not intentionally."

Georgia Barrett said...

Sorry for the triple post, but I'm going with *KESHA*.

Rising diva. Known for wild ways. Not an "intentional" actor (but acts like a tool all the time). Unlucky in love? Well, she's always saying her love life is a disaster and John Mayer did tweet his interest in her. Then there was an incident in July (hence Ted's recent "*very* unlucky in love"):

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2010/11/taio_cruz_and_kesha_love_dirty.php

Had a nude pic that she sent to a boyfriend splashed on the internet a few months ago.

Tara said...

You had me for a minute Georgia, but who would be that surprised if it is Kesha? She admittedly does not shower and wears garbage for fun. To me it would be a snooze, but she does fit some points. Kesha and Katy are good friends from before either were famous, just a tidbit of trivia! However, Kesha strikes me as someone who would have seething hatred for the likes of Lindsay Lohan as opposed to a secret admiration--but if she is a famewhore anything is possible I guess.

You are right that Lovato does actually act, however crappily on her Sonny with a Chance show, but who knows if that is how she broke into the singing biz. I would like some more info on Strawberry and a confirmation that Lovato has a blind to be sure.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Strawberry Snort 'Em has been unlucky in love? I guess that blows my guess right out of the water! I thought for sure she was Katy Perry, but she just got married. Can you give me a clue so I can make a new guess? Is Strawberry older or younger than Katy?
—Lisa

Dear Sex 'Em:
Very unlucky, Lis. Poor, naive Strawberry. Guess they don't teach you how to find quality dudes in the clubs or she'd be perfect at it. Good guess with K.P. though; think along those lines."

blurry vice said...

Kesha is a great guess!

Elle said...

I am jumping on the Kesha bandwagon for several reasons:
Her song Your Love is my Drug was released the same day that Ted posted the Strawberry BV

Your Love is my Drug video was inspired by the Beatles Yellow Submarine video…the Beatles also have a song called Strawberry fields (ok kind of a stretch for the nickname, but just throwing it out there)

In her song Take it Off there is a lyric about “glitter on the floor” which is slang for c*caine (Think Love Shack by the B52s “Glitter on the mattress, Glitter on the highway, Glitter on the front porch..”)

Ted said she isn’t an actress, at least intentionally. I think this points away from Demi, even though I know some people think it is a dig on her crappy acting.

Ted answered a BB and said that Priscilla Desert and Strawberry don’t know each other. However, Demi and Taylor are friends. I haven’t seen anything about Kesha and Taylor Swift being friends

In todays BB Ted implies that Strawberry goes to clubs frequently. Kesha’s songs are full of club lyrics and she is out clubbing often. Also in todays BB Ted says to think along the lines of Katy Perry, which to me points to a musician, not a musician/actress

Tara said...

Demi and Taylor are not friends, Demi hates Taylor because she and Selena Gomez were buds and she "stole" Selena away.

I agree that Kesha fits some of this, but I don't recall her lovelife ever being that publicized and I feel Ted would have made mention of her griminess. Let's ask if Kesha has a BV; couldn't hurt for him to get some inquiries about her and SSE this week.

Georgia Barrett said...

I honestly don't think it's Demi. I did for awhile, but she's an actor. Ted said Strawberry was "def not an actor."

It doesn't say that her love life has been publicized. It just says she's been unlucky. Kesha herself has always said she can't find a man. Then in July she had an ex-boyfriend release a picture of her topless and covered in... um... well, you can look that up. I linked to it above. She dated Alex Carapetis in August, and then *poof*, nothing. Now Ted says she's *very* unlucky. I think that qualifies.

For the AIAs:

Miley Cyrus: Kesha co-wrote the song "The Time of Our Lives," according to wikipedia.

Ashley Greene and Hayden Panettiere are both major animal rights advocates. Kesha has been outspoken about being anti-fur, donated 1000 lbs of dog for to an animal shelter who were abandoned in the Nashville flood, and her first album was called "Animal."

Tara said...

What I mean by saying that her love life has not been that publicized is that we don't hear much about her love life, if that part is a clue. Who the crap is Alex Carpetis?

Just so you know, I think this is a great guess. I just am not ready to give up Demi just yet with all that is going on with her. Plus when Ted said a while ago that Strawberry was keeping her nose clean, and then now says she never gave it up in the first place makes me curious as to what her current struggles are (and rehab would be a good reason for an answer like that). However, I definitely like Kesha better than Christina as a second, even though I think she is a fad and will eventually fade away. You make some great points, and I can't wait to see what Ted has to say in the coming weeks about SSE, Ke$ha, and Demi:)

Caz1310 said...

What's the link between Strawberry and either Demi or Lovato? Agree that both are good guesses. Demi's acting is so bad it can't be considered acting...have you sat through Camp Rock and/or Sonny with a Chance? Both are nauseating. In Camp Rock 1 & 2 it's actually a relief when JoBros are on screen...that's a BIG compliment to them :)

Caz1310 said...

D'oh - meant to say Demi or Kesha in the above post. Refuse to use the $ when typing her name.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort 'Em even old enough to buy alcohol?
—Tara

Dear Coke-a Cola:
Does it even matter in Hollywood? She's famous enough to buy alcohol, that should be your standard."

PrincessTiff said...

I don't see it being Demi, because, talented or not, she is an actress. Also, whether hollywood clout refers to family name or her individual name, I don't see her having much. Same thing with Ke$ha (and I also don't see how she is an unintentional actress). I feel like we need to go back to the drawing boards on this one, but I have no idea where to start!

LMS130 said...

Someone in the BB comments made an interesting observation. Did Ted really not Katy Perry for Strawberry? I reread the BB question above and now I'm not so sure. He said "Good guess with K.P. though; think along those lines." He also ignored the question of whether Strawberry is older or younger than Katy. Maybe we shouldn't count her out just yet? She certainly fits the latest clue Ted dropped today (big rack).

Either way, I think we are on the wrong path with Demi and Kesha.

LMS130 said...

Also, if Russell Brand is Altar-Ego Salami, than that WOULD make her unlucky in love.

PrincessTiff said...

I don't see how Altar-Ego could be RB since anytime someone asks Ted about he and Katy Perry, Ted goes on about how this is the real deal

Tara said...

His BB answer about them today was very ambiguous though. I don't know if he thinks its going to last a long time after what he said today. It is so cryptic! I think I will ask a Russell-centric question today.

That is true that Katy does fit for the boob comment; and it appears after what he said about SSE not being considered a double threat that this is looking less and less like Lovato. Kesha could also work for the boob thing, strictly because of her naked pic scandal where everyone in the world has actually seen her boobs; making it easy for Ted to comment on the quality of said boobs. But they were not big/amazing.

PrincessTiff said...

Maybe it's a celebrity whose main claim to fame is a reality show. (Hence the "not intentionally an actor" and their name having clout). I don't think it's a Kardashian, but maybe someone along those lines.

Georgia Barrett said...

I think Kesha and Demi (and I think Katy, still) are out.

What about something like a celeb's kid who sings? Like Alexa Ray Joel? Billy Joel's daughter who tried to overdose on herbal supplements when her bf dumped her.

Megan said...

Just a thought, but what is SSE is Rihanna? Ted said to think along the lines of Katy Perry and they are close friends. He also said SSE's music was popular in the clubs and that she's been unlucky in love - sounds like a total possibility

Georgia Barrett said...

I thought that, and I think it fits pretty well, because yes, she's been very unlucky in love. She's often got red hair. But then yesterday he said something about her double threat being a "set of twins."

I assumed that meant big boobs? Rihanna's not particularly well-endowed upstairs. She's better known more for going kind of pantless, you know? Showing off her legs. Do people ever refer to their legs as a "set of twins?"

LMS130 said...

As I'm sure you guys have seen, Demi Lovato is all over the gossip blogs for reported cocaine use. Dlisted has a link to a pretty nasty blind that sounds like it could be her (http://blindgossip.com/?p=16323). It basically says she was a coke binge at a college party and took her top off and showed her bare chest (among other things). May this could be the reference to "the twins"?

Georgia Barrett said...

What about Hayley Williams of Paramore?

-DEFINITELY a rising diva.
-Dyed red hair.
-Hayley and Hayden are similar.
-She's a friend of Miley Cyrus from Tennessee and Miley has stated in an interview that she wanted to be like Hayley.
-Paramore has done MULTIPLE songs for Twilight movies, hence the Ashley Greene reference.
-Unlucky in love? She dated that guy in her band for three years, broke up with him, almost broke the band up, and he just got married to someone else in the spring (around the time this blind was written).
-Her new boyfriend is in some Christian rock-ish band and would NOT like cocaine usage.
-Someone hacked her twitter and posted topless photos of her from her own account ("set of twins")?

I'm "notting" Demi in my mind because Ted said Strawberry is "def not an actor, at least not intentionally" and Demi got her start by acting and continues to do so now. Even if it's very bad acting, she came into the business as a child actor on Barney and has continued to act in Disney shows and movies even as she's done her "musician" thing. She's definitely an intentional actor, even if she's terrible at it.

PrincessTiff said...

Georgia, I like where your head is at. It also would make sense for her to not want to be associated w/Lindsey since she does have a bit of a "punk rock" persona (a la Avril) and her fans would probably start calling her a poser if she were hanging out with the "popular" crowd.

Karen said...

I'm really stuck on the Katy Perry as SSE idea. As someone pointed out above, Ted never said it's not her, just that she was a good guess. In the same post, he refers to SSE as "poor naive Strawberry". In the latest BB, he calls Katy naive. Sounded like a hint to me.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I love Katy Perry and Russell Brand together, although initially I feared that Russell's sex-addicted past and Katy's mildly wild ways would hinder the relationship. So, do you think they've changed their ways and will last? I surely hope so.
—Nic

Dear Not-So-Wishful Sinking:
Not going to lie, the nuptials seemed a little too surreal, but totally true. Love, sex, rock n' roll, who cares as long as they're doin' it together, right? Plus, the newlyweds looked super lovable at the 2010 MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid Sunday. They're glowing and we don't think this sexy ship will be sinking any time soon. At least not before Christmas."


"Dear Ted:
How do you feel about Katy Perry? Would you call her stupid?
—Ali

Dear Branding the Babe:
No, I'd call her naive. Very."

"Dear Ted:
Is Strawberry Snort 'Em somewhat of a "double threat" in the Biz?
—Ella

Dear The Business:
Only if you count that set of twins she's got going for her! Now, that's what we call double-threat is this Business!"

roseyf said...

Life & Style is reporting Demi Lovato was seen doing coke at a party last Dec.

http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2010/11/1047-cover-inset---demi.html

PrincessTiff said...

Ok, Hayley Williams has no chest, so she's out. Katy does have a bountiful bosom, but I'm still leaning towards a reality star

Tara said...

Doesn't it describe her as a rising diva though? To me diva connotes singer, not reality show chick. Since the only one who even comes close to diva standard is Kim K, and she does have the Morgan mayhem link and the rack, Ted has, since this BV on numerous occasions said she is not a BV or any of the K sisters, so it can't be her.

Caz1310 said...

What about Chloe Lattanzi (mum Olivia Newton John still has name-recognition Hollywood clout?). Publicised probs with drugs & collapsing in clubs. Don't know if she runs in the same circles as Lindsay. Has tried several times to get a music career happening. Has definitely had plastic surgery and boob job. Seems to be a trainwreck of her own making and makes very poor choices. Not sure if she's famous enough for Ted to feature. No idea of the Strawberry connection.

Tara said...

OK the BB from today confirms SSE is still with the same dude from the original May BV. Therefore, this eliminates Demi Lovato (it was Joe at this time) Christina Aguilera and even Kesha, who has not had the same boyfriend since this BV came out. I have never really been gung ho on this being Katy Perry, but I can't think of someone better right now.

The only thing that caught my eye in Ted's BB comment today was that he says "They are together as they ever were. Whatever that means." or something close to that. So.....could we be looking at a bearding situation, or does this point towards a possible infidelity situation? Katy still fits the latter but are there some avenues to be explored in the former area? Just a thought.

I will see if I can juice Ted this week for more that would help or hurt Katy as SSE.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Strawberry Snort 'Em and her dude from the B.V. still together, or did he send her packing? Does he know about her affinity for all things white?
—TW

Dear Strawberry Fields Forever:
They're as together as they ever were. Take that how you will. But he definitely didn't give her the boot, whether that means he knows she enjoys the naughty nose candy from time to time or not."


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b211029_bitch-back_who_are_daniel_radcliffe.html#ixzz15WBbasEC

"Dear Ted:
Why is Strawberry Snort 'Em so unlucky in love? Is her guy partying all the time or something?
—Patrick F

Dear Luck Favors Prepared:
This honey is not prepared for her beau's sneaky, snoggin' ways as much as she is for his partying. That she can handle, and tag along for!"


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b211335_bitch-back_jessica_simpson_trying.html#ixzz15WEYndjt

blurry vice said...

Tara - I agree... Katy Perry looking like the top guess again. And his comment to take it how we will. Of course then that is like him not even ansewring the question. Why even bother?

Tara said...

Right Blurry! Like is he downplaying their relationship to not be obvious since they just got hitched or is it because he is also hinting for Russell as AES, or is he just being a cheeky monkey? Ted is so maddening! Its like a never-ending abusive relationship.....I just keep going back! Aaaaah!!

kristin said...

I have always thought it was Katy, because too much fits. Lindsay tweeting with no reply and having the same gay BFF, plus still being with her man and having a rack. And like Blurry was saying, Ted described Katy and SSE the same way - naive. Plus I don't understand why everyone is saying Katy doesn't have name recognition and clout...? The way I see it, Katy is blowing up and sells like a gazillion records.

Also the thing that stood out to me was Ted's verbiage. He said snoggin' which is totally British slang, pointing again to Russel.


Dear Luck Favors Prepared:
This honey is not prepared for her beau's sneaky, snoggin' ways as much as she is for his partying. That she can handle, and tag along for!"

Ana said...

I've always thought this one was Katy, only thing throwing me off is that Ted answered a BB and said that Priscilla Desert and Strawberry don’t know each other.
If Priscilla = Taylor, it can't be Katy, since there are pics from Katy's birthday party including Taylor as a guest.

So...Kesha, maybe?

kristin said...

Ana,
Maybe Ted was being sneaky and said they don't know each other... as in KNOW each other... in the biblical sense kwim?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been thinking about some of the Blind Vices and I have a few ideas. I know that you can't tell me if I am right or wrong, but maybe you could tell me if I am hot or cold? Before you answer, I live on five acres of land and have adopted four cats, two beagles, a hound dog and a chow. Alter Ego Salami is Russell Brand, Strawberry Snort 'Em is Rihanna, Lorin Sniffle Puss is Dianna Agron and Oded Good-Head is Eminem. What can you tell me?
—Karen

Dear Farmville:
You're extra-guilting me today with all those pooches and pussy cats, Karen, so I'll tell you this: You're warm on one guess but way cold on the rest. I'll leave it up to you to figure out what's what."

hordac said...

I think the warm he refers to may be the Rihanna guess for Strawberry, meaning Katie being bffs with her. Maybe?

kadixonlaw said...

I was thinking that the "warm" answer was Eminem since he has the rap connection with 50 Cent.

Caz1310 said...

Golly this one has gone back and forth all over the place! If this one isn't Demi which BV is she? It's starting to be reported that (heaven help us) she has a xxx tape coming out, of course "accidentally leaked". Her PR peeps are going nuts. The girl is sadly a train wreck.

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
Is Lisa Marie Presley Strawberry Snort-Em?
—mookindahouse

Dear Cork It:
No way. Think much younger, and way fresher than Ms. Presley. Sorry, doll! Keep guessing!"

ttownelizabeth said...

Really think this could make strawberry snort em katy perry.


Dear Ted:
I'm really concerned about Russell Brand. I've noticed that he is getting more and more gaunt and very temperamental in behavior. I really like him, and considering his well publicized problems with substance abuse, I hope he hasn't fallen off the wagon. Russ seams like a great fella, and I hope for the best for him.
—S

Dear Worried:
I got the feeling Russ cleaned up, substance-wise, after becoming attached to Katy Perry, no? At first I totally thought these two would be explosive together. Then, Russell got all lovey-dovey over her and he seemed to be looking better than usual. I haven't noticed him slipping up more than his standard. But who knows, maybe Katy's got some Vicey behavior and it is not helping Russ break his?

blurry vice said...

"

Dear Ted:
I'm really concerned about Russell Brand. I've noticed that he is getting more and more gaunt and very temperamental in behavior. I really like him, and

considering his well publicized problems with substance abuse, I hope he hasn't fallen off the wagon. Russ seams like a great fella, and I hope for the best

for him.
—S

Dear Worried:
I got the feeling Russ cleaned up, substance-wise, after becoming attached to Katy Perry, no? At first I totally thought these two would be explosive

together. Then, Russell got all lovey-dovey over her and he seemed to be looking better than usual. I haven't noticed him slipping up more than his standard.

But who knows, maybe Katy's got some Vicey behavior and it is not helping Russ break his?"

blurry vice said...

Katy Perry
BV SS GALLERY
Curvaceous Katy sure knows how to work her hot bod, but beneath that spotless veneer are some scandalous secrets. Don't be fooled, she may be a pastor's daughter but K.P. definitely has a few things to 'fess up to come Sunday!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Whatever happened to Strawberry Snort 'Em? Is she still hanging out with Morgan Mayhem or has she cleaned up her act? Also, throw me a bone: Is she involved

with movies or music?
—SuperGirl

Dear Snort Ya Later:
I seriously doubt she's changed her tune, but she's keeping any naughty habits under serious wraps. Plus, she's been spending more time with her man candy than Morgs lately, which is good in my book. Career-wise, Strawberry is multitalented, as every good starlet should be."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any thoughts on the Katy Perry/Russell Brand divorce rumors? I know they are denying it but with all of their past and (maybe) present Vicey behavior, it

seems possible that their marriage really could be on the rocks!
—R

Dear Till Vice Do Us Part:
This couple hardly keeps their past a secret from one another, so that's a non-issue with these two. And while their current secrets could be a bit nastier,

they aren't splitting. Believe it or not, these two will try extra hard to make their marriage stick before giving up."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Last year, you were sure that Strawberry Snort 'Em had run into man trouble and was naive. But lately you've been more optimistic. What changed and what was the problem in the first place? Did she clean up her act or did he?
—JJ

Dear Trouble for 2012:
Their problems were of a different variety, and neither party has changed too much. Really, I'm surprised Strawberry and her man have lasted this long, but that's probably because they are both career focused, for now. Or because they're both very good at keeping secrets from each other. "

lulu2 said...

It is def Katy perry. 1-4-2012 Ted says strawberry will be wilder than ever this year. "you can quote me on that one". Makes sense w recent divorce filings.

lulu2 said...

It is def Katy perry. 1-4-2012 Ted says strawberry will be wilder than ever this year. "you can quote me on that one". Makes sense w recent divorce filings.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/were_katy_perry_russell_brand_doomed/283761
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http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/source_katy_perry_distraught_she_copes/284333

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"Dear Ted:
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have split! Could Vicey behavior be behind it?
—Caroline

Dear Vicey Split:
You're right on track, doll, Vicey behavior definitely played a role in this divorce. So sad, really, but I'll admit I'm not entirely surprised. After all,

very different Vices do lead to irreconcilable differences, no?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Which Vicers do you think will try to shake their habits in 2012 and who do you think will be Vicing harder than ever?
—Mike

Dear Naughty and Nice:
Tough Q, M. I think Morgan Mayhem will continue to try to clean up her act this year (or at least make people think she has), while sometimes-bestie

Strawberry Snort 'Em will be wilder than ever. And you can quote me on that last one. As for closeted dudes, I'm not expecting any of them to come out of the

closet this year, but if I had to pick one, maybe Crotch Uh-Lastic? Ha! Probably not, but who knows.

Dear Ted:
We've never really disagreed, but I feel the need to throw down on your thoughts about Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce! Katy Perry's wholesome image?

Her religious background? Huh?! Katy strikes me as an immature, bratty diva who loves to get her drink on (and often!) and who has gone above and beyond to

move away from that religious upbringing. She only throws that in when it's convenient for sympathy or PR purposes. I'm totally in Brand's corner on this

one. I think he went into the marriage with the right intentions, but he just didn't realize he was marrying a baby. Ted, I'm closer to the truth than the

other way around, right? C'mon, be honest.
—Brandy

Dear Honestly:
You're wrong, kinda. If I had to pick sides in this split, I'd actually be Team Perry. But both are to blame as far as I'm concerned—it just wasn't a good

match, like at all.

Dear Ted:
I have to admit, I was very sad to hear of Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce. The English rags seem to think it was Katy's partying that caused the

problems. I always assumed it would be Russell's flirty ways. What say you?
—Kay

Dear Takes Two to Tango:
To be honest, K, both of those reasons factored into their eventual split. Neither was willing to fully ditch their habits to make the relaysh work—from what

I'm told.

Dear Ted:
You said Strawberry Snort 'Em will be wilder than ever this year so I have to ask: Is it because our party girl knows no other way to put the spotlight back

on herself after it's grown quite dim the past few years? Without any obvious talent—other than complete dim-wittery and self-promotion—what's a girl to do?

And how has Strawberry managed to keep a relatively closed lid on her out of control partying? Why hasn't anyone (Morgan Mayhem perhaps) called her out on

her lies in the press?
—Love, Strawberry's So Not Hot

Dear Snort Ya Later:
Strawberry has had plenty of success the past few years. Which is the main reason she keeps her naughty party habits under wraps…It would totally turn off

middle American and (maybe more importantly) some of the peeps in her life. As for Morgs? How is she supposed to narc on Straw without admitting her own

penitence for the powder, which she's still inhaling?

"

Cristina said...

I definitely think this is Lady GaGa

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/katy_perrys_alleged_new_home_her_pad/286096

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
I totally disagree with whose more to blame in the Russell Brand-Katy Perry split. I think although Russell has a past, Katy seems like the more immature one

that couldn't compromise and balance being a star with something that might have had more of a shelf life than a pop career. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a

big Russell fan either but your loyal readers (myself included) know exactly which Vice is Katy's. So I think it's safe to say the split is way more her

fault.
—Tigress

Dear Get Off Your High Horse:
You might think you know Katy's Vice, but do you know Russell's? If you did, I'm sure you'd see things a bit differently."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What do you have to say about reports that Demi Lovato is going back to rehab? She did just take a Twitter break...
—Axscof

Dear Word On The Tweet:
Maybe you're confusing your Demi's, babe, but Team Lovato slammed down reports D.L. is headed back to rehab. Fighting her addiction to Twitter? Now that's a whole other issue. Hardly the best time to take a break with all the rumors flying around, but hey, we're just happy Dem's safe and sound. Now, get back on Twitter and deny the rumors yourself, babe!

Dear Ted:
You have all your B.V. sleuths in an uproar, some saying you are straight out lying (not what I think) just because their idea does not fit with your clues.

Specifically with two of your lovely ladies, Chuck Finger-Dingle and Strawberry Snort 'Em, both because of your use of the term BF. Please help them understand, SSE had a boyfriend and not a husband and CFD does not have a current BF real or the beard variety. Thanks!
—Mapwa77

Dear Teddy Casablanca, Jr.
Uh, think you just took care of that for me, son. (Although you're wrong on one.)"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How is Strawberry Snort'Em doing? Is it just me or is she looking a little slimmer than usual?
—M

Dear Skin and Bones:
Snorty is doing just fine, thank you very much...well at least when it comes to her waistline (it looks the same as always). Her no good ways on the other
hand? Well, that's a different story. A much sadder one."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm wondering if Demi Lovato took at your Blind Vices on her Twitter last week? Saying they were lies and that's why you can't use names. Do you know the tweet I'm talking about?
—MissMelissa

Dear Little Miss Vice Star:
I don't suspect it was my moniker for her that got Dem fuming—she hasn't appeared in the Blind column too recently, but I will say this: Methinks she doth

protest too much (and I also think reading internet gossip is probably not the best thing for her right now). That said, names aren't used for many reasons. But it's not because the Vice isn't true.

Dear Ted:
This might seem totally random, but have Crotch Uh-Lastic and Strawberry Snort’Em dated? If they have, then my current theory of who is who must be right. I hope you answer this, if not I will know I finally guessed a Vicer correct! Love ya!
—JaneJane

Dear Random Indeed:
Sorry, JaneJane, but looks like you’re still 0 for however many on Vice guesses, then. 'Cause though Crotch and Strawberry do have some similarities (like a love of illicit drugs that have all their friends a bit worried) these two have never hit the town together."

blurry vice said...

Top suspect back to Katy Perry since Demi Lovato is looking more like Debbie Doobie.

Emily Alder said...
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HM said...

I was looking into the Katy/Strawberry guess & I found this, which pretty much sums it up: http://www.hollywire.com/featured/exclusive-is-katy-perry-hiding-a-drug-problem & also more tweets like @lindsaylohan: @MDMOLINARI hahahaahahahahaha @miamoretti tell @katyperry to gimme those shoes back lol
And this one:
“@katyperry Thinking about getting a candy cane walker made for this performance coming up... I will be expecting YOU to dance for me, okay?! Oy vey...”
‏ @lindsaylohan: @katyperry give @lightaaron kisses and hugs for me! you're missed!
@lindsaylohan: @katyperry hahaha

blurry vice said...

"strawberry

Dear Ted:
Has Strawberry Snort'Em ever done film before? If she is who I think she is she has done film and television, right?
—Leah

Dear Versatile Vicer:
Yes—Strawberry frequents the big and small screen. Good sleuthing."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Quick and to the point...Is Strawberry Snort'Em Amanda Bynes?
—CSantana

Dear Quick and to the Answer:
No. S.S.'s bad habits haven't earned her a mug shot."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any further news on Strawberry Snort 'Em? Is she still off the rails or has she calmed down? I haven't seen her mentioned on Awful Truth in a while, so I was interested in any developments. Addicted to your page—thank you for it and long may it continue!
—TallChick

Dear Sniff or Quit:
I'm glad that you asked, T. And I'm happy to report Strawberry's doing much better as of late—her personal drama's hardly a thing of the past, but she's focused her attention on her career instead. A far better distraction than Strawberry's standard, um, habits, but that doesn't mean the gal's entirely sworn off her Vicey behavior. Get it?

Dear Ted:
I was hoping for an update on one of your favorite Vicers, Me-Me Dallas. What has she been up to lately? Also, does Me Me know Strawberry Snort 'Em or Debbie Doobie?

Dear Vicing Vixens:
Although the tabloids have been über-harsh on our gal Me Me as of late, her Vicey behavior is (relatively) under control. As for the Vicey connection? I would say yes to the first and no to the second."

-- More confusion from Ted this week. Whatev, I refuse to get riled up about this.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm dying for some young Hollywood scoop. How old are Sammy Sniffles and Debbie Doobie? And are Priscilla Desert and Strawberry Snort'Em close? And what's up with
Darla Jones these days? I know, so many questions…
—Raja

Dear The Gangs All Here:
Hmm, I won't pinpoint specific ages, but Debbie has a few years on Sammy, if that helps. As for Strawberry, she and Priscilla definitely know each other but hardly run in the same circles—at least not in their private lives. And Darla? Well, she's sexier than ever, of course!"

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