Monday, March 29, 2010

CDAN - 3.29.10

From Crazy Days and Nights today:

Today's Blind Item
This A list television actor held up production on the set of his show for six hours last week while he surfed the internet and did lines of coke. Apparently he was all alone. He told everyone that he wasn't ready and they would just have to wait until he was. After six hours he emerged looking haggard but didn't bother apologizing to anyone for keeping them waiting.

Blind Vice: Bodacious TV Star is Such a Diva!

New from Ted today, on a Monday... a nice surprise

Blind Vice: Bodacious TV Star is Such a Diva!
Is something in the water? Yet another TV star is behaving rudely again, and we can’t say we are surprised...
Hilly Ho-Tox has clearly forgotten her humble roots and thinks she has hit the big-time, pissing off her costars and producers.
This voluptuous vixen recently exhibited some obnoxious behavior at a photo shoot, and it was not pretty:
While the other members of the ensemble cast came to the photo shoot ready to pose, Hilly thought she deserved the VIP treatment.
"She showed up with three huge bodyguards and didn't say hi to anyone," says our on-set source. "She was a total diva and requested her own private dressing room and then just stayed back there by herself while the rest of the cast was having a good time, socializing and drinking cocktails."
To add fuel to the fire, the egotistical gal's bodyguards were totally aggressive toward the show's producers.
One of Ho-Tox's goon guards even had the friggin' nerve to get heavy with a female producer who "was trying to get into the room to talk" with Ms. Ho-Tox about the shoot. Said producer was not happy about her treatment—at all.
Since this gal's diva behavior isn't all that rare, the rest of the cast had to work around it and take the picture without Hil-babe in it. No wonder her husband is her only friend.
Even the babe's own family has abandoned her at this point. Clearly, they were onto the hon's toxic behavior a while back.
"They'll probably just superimpose everyone together," says our source. "That's what they did last year."
We predict this outta-control beyotch is going to be superimposing that damn hubby of hers sooner than later in pics, as well, 'cause we hear even he’s had enough of the broad, at this point—which is saying plenty.
(No AIA's)

Top guess: Heidi Montag

Friday, March 26, 2010

Blind Vice: Douche TV Star Nails Chicks in Dressing Room!

New from Ted today -

The Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous Cookbook By Robin Leach (Win/ DOS)Blind Vice: Douche TV Star Nails Chicks in Dressing Room!
Jeez, what hat Jesse James wrought, huh? Are quasi-good-looking TV stars who behave badly suddenly the norm here in Hollywood?
Sure looks that way.
Because Moisty Mohr, a man never known for his looks so much as his ratings, is pulling some of the skuzziest stuff around these days! If you haven't just eaten lunch, proceed, by all means:
There's a certain store in town that sells women's clothing and is hot, hot, hot—tons of stars go there. It's a stylin' joint where the chicks go to get their chic on. So, of course, Moisty, who's always with one slinky babe or another (though he pretends he dates only one at a time—total lie), stopped into said shop recently.
"He came it with a bunch of gals," says an eyewitness. "They were just dripping all over him, which was really funny, as he's not all that much to look at."
What's even more hysterical (or pathetic, your choice) is that Moisty couldn't wait to have his way with his harem, so he took them into a changing room! And that area does not have floor-to-ceiling doors, mind you.
So, everybody in the store heard everything. And considering the fact that there were at least two women getting serviced by Moisty, the audio factor was not low. Consider it as amped as Mohr's boob-tube persona!
Wow. Is this like when short men start acting like total bitches, just to assert themselves? Dog-faced celeb finds the need to show he's got what it takes to please the ladies—and he wants everybody to know it?
Fine. Say the word, Moisty, your secret's out!
And it ain't: Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez

Update 8/25/10 - Ted has eliminated Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Chuy Bravo, Alec Baldwin, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, Danny DeVito, Bill O'Reilly, Larry King, Bill Maher, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Jeremy Springer, Maury Povich, Carrot Top, Drew Carey, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Gosselin, Al Roker, Jay Leno, Penn Jillette, Larry David, Stanley Tucci, Pauly Shore, Mario Batali, Owen Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, Ty Pennington, Gordon Ramsay, Chris Matthews, Bobby Flay, Seth MacFarlane, Hugh Hefner, Don Imus, Ron Jeremy, Donald Trump, Maury Povich, Geraldo Rivera, Hugh Hefner, Bob Barker, Jack Nicholson, Ed O'Neill, Woody Allen, Andy Rooney, Pat Robertson, Rob Pattinson.

* Clues:
6/4/10 - Ted says that Moisty Mohr lives in Las Vegas.
6/28/10 - Ted says that MM is a mainstream television star but NOT a Food Network star.
8/3/10 - Ted says MM is older than Donald Trump.
8/17/10 - Ted says MM does not do sitcoms.

*** Our top suspect as of 8/9/10: Robin Leach
* Update 8/25/10 - Ted has basically exposed Moisty Mohr as Robin Leach.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Has Sandra Bullock ever been a Blind Vice?

SANDRA BULLOCK 24X36 COLOUR POSTER PRINTConsidering recent events between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, it is possible that they could have been a Blind Vice couple. Reports today indicate that he has been cheating on her for years. Other (questionable) reports have implied they had a 'sham marriage' and it was a 'contract'. I put this question out there under a recent post, and reader The Spie suggested a second look at the Princess Gold Zinger BV from 2007. Please comment - do you think that Sandy is PGZ? Does it fit? If not, any other unsolved Vices that could fit JJ/SB?

Ted CONFIRMED Sandra and Jesse as a BV:
Sandra Bullock (as of 3/26/10, 4/12/10)
Jesse James (as of 4/12/10, was named in a double-blind with Sandra Bullock) 

Then on 1/5/11: Ted says Sandra Bullock has never been a BV.   (WTF?)

THEN: Feb 25, 2011 - Once again Ted says that Sandra Bullock has been a BV!!!!  (Gotta love Ted contradicting himself over and over again!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Blind Vice: Are Secretia and Chester Getting Sloppy?

From Ted yesterday-

Blind Vice: Are Secretia and Chester Getting Sloppy?

2005-06 Topps 1952 Style Tony Parker #93Well, we already knew the gays live to push the wild and crazy sex card, what with kinky guys like Nelly Fang and Crotch Uh-Lastic. But who knew the straights were so good at being daring, too? Always thought you folks were a bit more behind-closed-door types. Learn something new every day, huh?
Just like Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off, our newly arrived Blind Vice Swingers are learning more lovin'! Ohhh, do tell:

As we told you last, Secretia and Chester are pretending like it's 1969, or something, and attending select Hollywood parties where they throw car keys into bowls and have sex with whichever partyer's keys they pull out.
And you people say us gays are kinky!
Jeez, I like to actually choose a partner before having sex, is that so old-fashioned? Apparently so, according to Secretia and Chester, who have made quite the name for themselves, as most people who attend these catered orgies aren't nearly as famous as is the beautiful couple.
But two things are taking this very sultry sitch to a new level: One, Secretia has started stepping out on her own for private affairs. And even though the twosome has an agreement that this is OK, Secretia's really going a bit overboard (as she's done with many of her previous relationships, monogamy's never really been her thing).
Chester just fools around once in awhile, which is what he'd hoped Secretia would do, as well.
No such luck.
And secondly, Chester and Secretia have been in the rags a bit more than usual lately. Their profile's higher—as are the chances that somebody from one of these Hollywood sex parties is going to blab to the tabloids. Which is usually the case in these types of situations.
Or have they spilled already?

It Ain't: Kobe and Vanessa Bryant, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis.

* The link to previous Secretia and Chester BV from February 2010 including a full list of who has been eliminated can be found here.  And the most recent SO and CSO BV from November 2010 is here.

Top suspects: Eva Longoria, Tony Parker

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Buzzfoto Blind Item #291

From yesterday 3/15:

This Blind sounds a little like a Cinderella story, only come to Hollywood. This pair of sisters each grew up with the same dream: to be famous. It worked out for one more than the other thanks to this B/C lister’s ambitious tricks. We hear a part was once offered to her sister, that helped give our star her big break. Although she was young, she beat her sister to the call back and charmed the executives and convinced them to take her instead. She’s now a much bigger star than her sister!
Not Annalynne McCord.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Blind Vice: Parrish Maguire Parades Horny Thighs!

From Ted today -

Blind Vice: Parrish Maguire Parades Horny Thighs!

Last time we checked in on Parrish Maguire, the good-lookin' babe was getting set up on fake dates with available female celebs, and the dude didn't mind in the least!

The Taylor Lautner AlbumParrish, as we've said before, is quite unlike the most famous closeted Hollywood man of them all, Toothy Tile, who hates that he has to trot women around in order to sell tickets.
That's no problem for adorable Parrish, who'd probably sell his soul to the Hollywood devil for even a bit more fame—only problem being, not sure the designing star has a soul. Hard to tell.
Especially with P.M. pulling stuff like this:
Attending a number of private Hollywood parties, with boyfriend in tow (the one he's had since before Parrish shot to matinee celebu-fame), and hitting on other guys! No wonder that BF of Parrish's looks like a Ken doll caught in headlights. If that's the crap Maguire's pulling on his man in public, can you imagine the emotional abuse the boyfriend's having to put up with behind closed doors?
But let's get one thing clear here: There is nothing overt about what Parrish is doing with these men at various soirees; a gay Tiger Woods, he's not. Nope, what gets Parrish's flirt on is literally rubbing up against good-looking guys with his (rather nice) legs, arms and—oftentimes—just his hungry eyes. It's all really kind of Crescent Kumquat kind of stuff; remember the guy who just liked to spoon with guys in bed, rather than actually screw them? Yeah, that's the one.
Isn't it interesting P.M., who's privately never made it a secret he's gay, is now taking the next step of getting his homo on in quasi-public places?
And the Crescent analogy isn't exactly such a bad one, as—of course—now Crescent's doing much more than spooning with those guys he formerly just got sleepy-cozy with.
Does this mean Parrish is actually getting closer to coming out?
We say no.
And this is why the Tiger analogy is actually a better one. Parrish's recent party-lusty behavior is just another example of a guy who's used to getting away with stuff and thinks that'll go on forever.
Not so sure about that.
And it ain't: Nick Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber

The link to the first Parrish Maguire BV (from Jan 2010) can be found here including a full list of who has been eliminated.
And here is the link to the 3rd Parrish Maguire BV from June 2010.  And here is the 4th from August 2010.  And, here is the 5th from Sept 2010.

*Our current top guess: Taylor Lautner.

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Taylor Lautner 

(Please see the labels on the right side of your screen for links to the many Crescent Kumquat BVs.)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Page Six - 3.11.10


Which champion climber -- social and otherwise -- is moving on after her latest husband suffered financial setbacks with the help of her conspicuous consumption? Their friends are sticking with him.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Buzzfoto Blind Item #286

Before we get to this Blind, we have to say this- we like this guy, we really do, so it was hard for us to hear of him behaving so badly last year. This actor was in a hit network show, that is now off the air. The man has been doing a little work here and there, but has mostly stayed off of everyone’s radar. That is mostly because we hear he’s developed a new way to spend all of his money and his time. He’s developed an obsession with soliciting sex any way he can. He pays for it, in one form or another almost every day and goes looking for it in places that range from the internet to the alleyway.
Not Topher Grace.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

This week's Buzzfoto blinds

Here are some from Buzzfoto from this past week -

Thurs 3/4/10- #285
This blind involves two celebs.
This aging celebrity, known for being an activist, and usually thought to be intelligent did something we think is a little stupid this last weekend. She was at a club (we’re not sure why!) and allegedly had a hot and heavy make-out session with a very much younger, MTV star who is not our favorite. We hear they were both drinking and it was mostly just for fun, but still- yuck!
Not Jane Fonda.

Wed 3/3/10- # 284
This TV star is involved with one of his female castmates. Not that it is any big secret. What is a big secret is the other costar he is fooling around with. The little bit underage male costar. More on this to come if our source continues to kiss and tell.
Not Stephen Moyer.

Tues 3/2/10 - #283
This actor, who is trying to revive a slowed-down career through a network show actually thinks he is finally back on his way to fame. He allegedly got the part to begin with by sleeping with the wife of a network executive so that she’d put a good word in, and he’s willing to do anything to be back in the limelight again. He decided that at a recent event with other celebrities, he would try and glad-hand and network as much as possible. A little kissing up never hurts right? Not in this case. The actor went up to a B-list actress and thought he’d compliment her on her dress. As he was making a polite remark, he brushed the fabric on her dress and somehow ended up pulling her top down. (We’re not sure how it happened exactly. No one can agree on what happened. One source said they thought he did it on purpose, but everything we’ve heard say it was an accident.) She was embarrassed, but started to laugh it off, when he grabbed her breast and tried to put it back in the dress himself. Luckily, only a small group of people saw the incident, but the actress- and her husband were furious.
Not Chris O’Donnell.

Mon 3/1/10 - #282
Today’s Blind Item involves someone from an MTV show (either past or present). A source discovered one of the show’s stars had a hidden side job that a little internet research might be able to uncover. She’s been in several amateur adult films. It wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but she wants a future as an actress and is even shopping out a network show and doesn’t want the internet clips discovered.
Not Snooki.

CDAN - 3.5.10

From Crazy Days and Nights yesterday

Four For Friday

#1 & 2 - This great looking C list actor from a huge hit network ensemble show had a high school girlfriend. Well one time our actor decided to make a tape of the two of them having sex. The girlfriend had no idea because the camera was hidden. Our actor then gave copies of the tape away to his friends and it spread like wildfire. Not only did it damage this girl in high school, but when she tried to join a sorority in college someone told everyone there about the tape and she was rejected.

#1 - actor
#2 - show

#3 - This B-/C+ list television actor has been in this same space before. This time it is because although he earns five figures an episode for the cable show in which he stars he only pays about $375 a month in child support. Where does he spend the rest of his money? Lots of trips to Vegas for strippers.

#4 - This foreign born A list lingerie model and now a movie actress has had to be carried out of the last two red carpet events where she appeared. She has been so wasted on coke and pills that she can't even put words together anymore to make sentences.


Friday, March 5, 2010

Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!

New Ted today...

Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!
Robert Pattinson Poster Print, 22x34You didn't think we forgot about one of our yummy Blind Vice favorites, did you? No, not Toothy Tile, but third time's the charm for Nevis Divine. He's back and skankier than ever!
Nevis, the undeniably sexy hunk with a bisexual past, has had a few serious and not-so-serious relationships recently.
Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him...
Introducing Barrington Bang-Me, an equally charming fellow, as well as an ex to the simply sinfully delicious Mister Divine.
Barrington is the same boyfriend Nevis was holding hands with and introducing around to Industry folks at a swanky party not too long ago. No shame for this boy-on-boy love story! That is, until N.D. started to get ├╝ber-famous, leaving his less recognizable beau in the dust.
Sounds eerily like Toothy and Grey Goose, except Nevis and Barrington are far more open about their still-ongoing relaysh. Probably a good thing, too, don't you think? With that much booze, dope and nice donk involved?
Yes, B & N are certainly still doing it on the down low, which makes us question whether Nevis' leading lady is getting in on some threesome action. Or if she's just totally cool with her boy's wandering eye.
We're told it's the latter. 'Cause one thing's for sure: Nevis and Barrington aren't hiding from said girlfriend. Oh no, Nevvy will still screw whoever he wants, blurring all kinds of gender barriers.
And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab, eventually. Wonder which babe he'll choose once his head clears up?
And it ain't: Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick

For Nevis Divine:
Links to previous ND BVs : February '09 including a full list of who has been eliminated, and July '09.
Our top suspects for Nevis Divine: still Rob Pattinson

For Barrington Bang-Me:
As of 11/13/11 - Ted has eliminated William Beckett, James Franco.
Our top suspect for Barrington Bang-Me: currently Tom Sturridge

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.