Blind Vice! Nevis Divine's Sad Past

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Blind Vice!  Nevis Divine's Sad Past



As we've established, the yummy ‘n' handsome star Nevis Devine likes both girls and boysmostly avoids little spats with costars and doesn't mind having some of his male BFFs double as daytime nookie partners, whenever Nevis is so inclined. (what fool who wants to keep all his options open doesn't?),

But basically, Nevis is as happy as he is horny in life! With one small exception…

Recently, Nevis has been giving some eyebrow-raising press interviews. It's not his usual jovial and aw-shucks stuff—which Nevis has always been most excellent at delivering.
Also, it's no secret Mr. D.'s been hitting the sauce a lot, as of late. Partying too much, as well.

And the latter reasons are why most folks seem to think Nevis has gotten more melancholy lately—publicly, at least.
But it ain't the reason.
The real culprit behind Nevis's more bummed-out moods these days has to do with a good friend becoming pregnant. It started getting Nevis much more sadface than he usually is.
Why? Well, not just because he loves kids and wants his own one day, but more specifically, because there was a private tragedy in his family a few years back involving a child—and few know about it. And Nevis doesn't like to think about this unfortunate chapter in his life—in fact he makes an absolute point not to. But his pal's good news has just brought it all crashing back down on him again, and N.D. just doesn't know what to do besides screw around and get high—and avoid it all.
Sorry you're feelin' down, Nevis. But cheer up, we're sure you'll have your own family one day soon!
AND IT AIN'T: Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Josh Brolin

Please use the label below for a link to the many previous Nevis BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: still Robert Pattinson

Blind Vice: Bi Guy Grabs Slutty Beard to Protect A-List Boyfriend

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Blind Vice: Bi Guy Grabs Slutty Beard to Protect A-List Boyfriend


We knew something didn't make sense!
When the deliciously sexy (and untraditional) movie star Nevis Devine started hanging out less with his on/off boyfriend, the almost-as-handsome Barrington Bang-Me, we thought it was just the natural ebb of Nevis' libido.
He's more into girls than guys, after all.
But then we discovered the downtime between the guys was far more to do with Barrington's master plot! Oh, what a tangled web these bisexual boys can weave!
Not that long ago, Barrington hooked up with a pretty visible gal. This was right around the time people were started to wonder what the hell's going on with the two guys, anyway.
But, no more! Bare's new babe (who's been around almost as much as Nevis has, hmm...) took care of those rumors.
However—surprise, surprise—things are rotten between Barrington and the beard.
But, what really is a surprise is the fact that we just discovered: Mr. Bang-Me only took up with said honey because he didn't want to endanger Nevis's career, he didn't give a you-know-what about his own reputation.
Oh, my.
Is this love?
And It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, Alexander Skarsgård

Please see the label below for a link to the previous Nevis and Barrington BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated as Nevis.


Top suspects:
Nevis Devine = Robert Pattinson
Barrington Bang-Me = Tom Sturridge
slutty beard = Sienna Miller

Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!

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Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!
You didn't think we forgot about one of our yummy Blind Vice favorites, did you? No, not Toothy Tile, but third time's the charm for Nevis Divine. He's back and skankier than ever!
Nevis, the undeniably sexy hunk with a bisexual past, has had a few serious and not-so-serious relationships recently.
Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him...
Introducing Barrington Bang-Me, an equally charming fellow, as well as an ex to the simply sinfully delicious Mister Divine.
Barrington is the same boyfriend Nevis was holding hands with and introducing around to Industry folks at a swanky party not too long ago. No shame for this boy-on-boy love story! That is, until N.D. started to get über-famous, leaving his less recognizable beau in the dust.
Sounds eerily like Toothy and Grey Goose, except Nevis and Barrington are far more open about their still-ongoing relaysh. Probably a good thing, too, don't you think? With that much booze, dope and nice donk involved?
Yes, B & N are certainly still doing it on the down low, which makes us question whether Nevis' leading lady is getting in on some threesome action. Or if she's just totally cool with her boy's wandering eye.
We're told it's the latter. 'Cause one thing's for sure: Nevis and Barrington aren't hiding from said girlfriend. Oh no, Nevvy will still screw whoever he wants, blurring all kinds of gender barriers.
And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab, eventually. Wonder which babe he'll choose once his head clears up?
And it ain't: Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick

For Nevis Divine:
Links to previous ND BVs : February '09 including a full list of who has been eliminated, and July '09.
Our top suspects for Nevis Divine: still Rob Pattinson

For Barrington Bang-Me:
As of 11/13/11 - Ted has eliminated William Beckett, James Franco.
Our top suspect for Barrington Bang-Me: currently Tom Sturridge

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.

Lainey - Watching how he copes

Watching how he copes

It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. But a word of advice to our fresh star – people know, and they are watching, and they are offering money to those around you, some friendly, some unfriendly, to catch you in a compromising position. So be careful who you trust. Fortunately, for your sake, so far they’ve refused to sell you out. But everyone has a price. People with children and mortgages have a price. And eventually someone will cave. And if you’re still hiding out in the toilet and rubbing your nose in it, suffice to say that photo can set them up for life. Careful now.

Update 1/14 - Lainey has eliminated Justin Bieber.

Our top guesses: Rob Pattinson, Adam Lambert

One Moon-Glow Blind Vice

From last Friday July 3 - sorry for the delay!

One Moon-Glow Blind Vice
Nevis Divine, that crafty, good-looking charmer of a stud, is at it again. He had a falling-out with one of his former costars (because he, well, just can't help from engaging in a certain amount of ungentlemanly behavior, once in a while), and obviously, nobody warned N.D.'s latest costar that Neddy boy likes to play. A lot.
First, let's get something straight: Miss Costar, a sexy-enough thing who's becoming famous, I suppose (in her own way), thought she really had something going with N.D., even though nothing ever really went down between them. But you know how clingy actresses can get, right? This look means that, and that look means this, she thought, and so on.
But then, when Missy intercepted a text from Nevis to another gal they both knew, well, that's when...
All hell broke out on the set of the movie they're shooting, but only their personal handlers are aware—at this point. For now, both Nevis, whose skin his ladyloves like to say has a "moon glow" to it, and Miss Costar are keeping their rift from most of the other cast and crew.
Jeez, why didn't somebody warn Missy Costar that Nevis isn't really good for the long haul anyway (with two major exceptions) and that texting other gals while he's supposedly seeing another is the least of his manly wanderings. Yep, of course, as usual, like most of the good studs these days, Mr. D likes to keep his boy side on from time to time. Just not lately.
But one thing's for sure: N.D. sure as hell isn't giving up that inclination for Miss Costar, much to the latter's extreme and revolting dissatisfaction.
And it ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, George Clooney, Will Smith

Here is the link to the first (Feb '09) Nevis Devine Blind Vice including a full list of who has been eliminated. And here is the link to the newest ND BV (March '10).

* Our top suspects for Nevis Divine: still Rob Pattinson

* For Miss Costar:
Eliminated as of 8/17/10: Jessica Szohr
Top guess - Nikki Reed (?)

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.

Blind Vice: Time for a New Moon Relationship

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Blind Vice: Time for a New Moon Relationship

That's right, hons, it's a Twilight-style Blind Vice just for the those special cast and crewmembers who read them religiously! See, we've just discovered that our naughty Vices are a particularly favorite pastime on those foggy Twilight sets, which is just too ironic—as this one's all about a brokenhearted Twilight honey!
So get ready, you Twi-Twits. This week the Vice stuff is all about one castmember who's found herself in a romantically dangerous spot. Is there really ever any other kind?
Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it. Who friggin' wouldn't be? But it's so tough for this thick-haired beauty to handle herself, the spotlight and a man. Especially when temptation is lurking literally right around the corner:
TBS has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a member of the megafranchise. It's been very hot-cold, even though the Cupid troubles have completely flown under the press's radar (save for mine). And this guy is pretty recognizable, too.
Either way, it's caused our poor babe angst 'cause so many games are being played with her head. Since the relaysh status has constantly been up in the air, it's hard to tell if either of them can really move on—especially when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you, and there's a very, very hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals, constantly coming up and hugging her. So intensely, too.
And you know that kind of body language I'm talkin' about, don't you? Classically angsty, Twilight-style lovemaking—hold me supertight (for hours), but that's it, stop there, nothing more...for now.
Truly Mormon kinda masochistic fooling around. In other words: Let's just torture ourselves for now and not give in to what we really want to do, which is to totally bone each other until Twilight isn't hauling in any more money!
So what's a girl to do? I say it's time to split from the current on-again, off-again guy and find yourself the real deal, babe. Like, maybe the affectionate hottie who's filming right next to you?
And it ain't: Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed

* Update 7/18/11 - Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed, Rachelle Lafevre/Kellan Lutz, Anna Kendrick, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, AnnaLynne McCord, Megan Fox.

* Top suspect: Kristen Stewart

NY Daily News- Gatecrasher

WICKED WHISPERS: Which celebutard recently got dissed hard by the object of her affection? The lady in question was on the hunt for her stud -while he hid in a corner!

* Top guess: Paris Hilton, Rob Pattinson

One No-Shame Same-Sex Blind Vice

New blind vice from Ted Casablanca today...

One No-Shame Same-Sex Blind Vice

This baby's sure to break a lotta hearts out there. Now, it's certainly not news that Nevis Divine is undeniably sexy. He's got a steady following from fans and paparazzi to a bevy of nearly naked gals, all vying for a piece of luscious Nev's sorta hairy frame.
But as so often is the case with the hugely slobbered set, Nevis doesn't always look to the chicks to ignite his fire. In fact, we very nearly could have a potential Toothy Tile on our hands, 'cause just like old beloved Tooth, boy Divine was once as carefree with his attraction to guys as he now is with the fairer sex:
Nevis has been famous for a while now, but his white-hot infamy's only recently been building. And we just learned that only a couple of years ago, N.D. showed up to a very prominent Industry function, and as his date, brought along another man. Love this dude's nerve! As N.D. introduced his non-famous plus one, Nevis-babe was sure to label his companion a boyfriend, while the two were nonchalantly "couply" all evening, say those who hang with Mr. D now as they did then.
And no, we're most decidedly not saying this was a boy-date who was simply a friend, but a friend with nooky benefits, for sure. Pals close to our semicloseted heartthrob claim that N.D. would "fool around" with guys sometimes, but that he considered it "no big deal."
Which is ironic because, really, it isn't. At least, not until one of those fooler-arounders heads to the nearest checkbook-dispensing tabloid office.
And it ain't: Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley

* List of eliminated as of 2/11/12 - Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley, John Mayer, Daniel Radcliffe, Zac Efron, Shia LeBeouf, Justin Bartha, Bradley Cooper, Simon Baker, Kevin Connolly, Matt Dallas, Dwayne Johnson, Gerard Butler, Kellan Lutz, Chace Crawford, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ed Westwick, Emile Hirsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Hugh Grant, Diego Luna, James Franco, Tom Sturridge, Ben Barnes, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Will Smith, Jim Sturgess, James McAvoy, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, Ryan Reynolds, Edward Norton, David Boreanaz, Sebastian Stan, Olivier Martinez, Michael Cera, Eric Bana, Hayden Christensen, Mike Myers, Alex O'Loughlin, Keanu Reeves, Joshua Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Channing Tatum, Colin Farrell, Austin Nichols, Rodrigo Santoro, Ryan Gosling, Jude Law, Daniel Radcliffe, Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, Adrian Grenier, Channing Tatum, Jeremy Renner, Anton Yelchin, Charlie Sheen, Wentworth Miller, Cam Gigandet, Adam Lambert, Russell Brand, John Goodman, Henry Cavill, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monaghan, Paul Rudd, Ryan Phillippe, Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Josh Brolin.


* Our top suspect: Robert Pattinson


* Please use the label below for a link to all of the newer Nevis BVs.


* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.