Saturday, March 28, 2009

Blind Vice: Time for a New Moon Relationship

New from Ted yesterday -
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition)

Blind Vice: Time for a New Moon Relationship
That's right, hons, it's a Twilight-style Blind Vice just for the those special cast and crewmembers who read them religiously! See, we've just discovered that our naughty Vices are a particularly favorite pastime on those foggy Twilight sets, which is just too ironic—as this one's all about a brokenhearted Twilight honey!
So get ready, you Twi-Twits. This week the Vice stuff is all about one castmember who's found herself in a romantically dangerous spot. Is there really ever any other kind?
Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it. Who friggin' wouldn't be? But it's so tough for this thick-haired beauty to handle herself, the spotlight and a man. Especially when temptation is lurking literally right around the corner:
TBS has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a member of the megafranchise. It's been very hot-cold, even though the Cupid troubles have completely flown under the press's radar (save for mine). And this guy is pretty recognizable, too.
Either way, it's caused our poor babe angst 'cause so many games are being played with her head. Since the relaysh status has constantly been up in the air, it's hard to tell if either of them can really move on—especially when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you, and there's a very, very hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals, constantly coming up and hugging her. So intensely, too.
And you know that kind of body language I'm talkin' about, don't you? Classically angsty, Twilight-style lovemaking—hold me supertight (for hours), but that's it, stop there, nothing more...for now.
Truly Mormon kinda masochistic fooling around. In other words: Let's just torture ourselves for now and not give in to what we really want to do, which is to totally bone each other until Twilight isn't hauling in any more money!
So what's a girl to do? I say it's time to split from the current on-again, off-again guy and find yourself the real deal, babe. Like, maybe the affectionate hottie who's filming right next to you?
And it ain't: Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed

* Update 7/18/11 - Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed, Rachelle Lafevre/Kellan Lutz, Anna Kendrick, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, AnnaLynne McCord, Megan Fox.

* Top suspect: Kristen Stewart

126 comments:

blurry vice said...

I haven't seen the movies or read the books so I don't know. Honestly even the people who have, do we really care that much? I wish Ted would go back to covering more interesting people!

cicero said...

The girl sounds like Kristen Stewart (dating actor Michael Angarano). I can't think of who else would be described as a "thick-hared beauty," unless it's Rachelle Lefevre (dating actor Jamie Thomas King). The latter is almost 30, though, and Ted suggests that the girl is younger than that.

Jen said...

guy is Kellan: Kellan Lutz hugs EVERYONE.

I think the girl is Rachelle.

sleaz ellen said...

kstew

anony-2 said...

Lainey made a comment today about KStew wearing a wig and how she (Lainey) had thought her hair was that thick. In Ted's vice he says "thick-haired beauty ". Is Lainey solving for us?

Scarlett Pumpkin said...

Yeah, but Lainey just had an item about Pattinson and Nikki Reed having a thing. If Nikki Reed and Rob Pattinson are having a fling, then I don't think it's Kristin Steward. Or if it is, it isn't Rob Pattinson she's messing around with.

174d_frid said...

To me it's cleary Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone.

1. She's a vampire ("Babe-sucker")

2. Her thick hair has been mentionned more than once. On INSTYLE website you can read this: "Greene's hair, on the other hand, is a wig used to create Alice Cullen's short pixie. "Ashley's hair is long and thick so it was a challenge to get it all in the wig," adds Mary Ann Valdes, the movie's department head hairstylist (Hair Secret on Twilight Set). Aslhey Greene also mentionned in a recent interview that she had her hair cut a little so it would be less an issue on New Moon.

3. She's been dating Chace Crawford ("who's not a member of the megafranchise... but pretty recognizable, too")

4.Jackson Rathbone ("very hunky, scruffy and studly guy"... "who's filming right next to her")

Jackie said...

Fact: In discussing the latter, incensed Twi-Twits really are outdoing themselves as lionandthelamb24 (and I thought Ted Casablanca was a bad moniker!) spewed in her comment: "Ted is trying to get hits on his site and will make up anything related to Twilight to get them…Ted uses the word Twyla Babe-Sucker...means whoever the girl is plays a vampire but the thing is Kristen doesn't play one right now, its not Nikki Reed, it's not the girl who plays Heidi, its not Dakota Fanning, and Ashley Greene is single so I mean...He's just making **** up once again."

Love how Missy (Mister?) L has it all figured out. Too bad, 'cause if she just got off her hotheaded little throne there, she'd see that the incredibly true answer was right in front of her all along!

Jackie said...

Dear Ted:
I have read stories about Nikki Reed and Rob Pattinson dating. I think it's true, just hush-hush. I know they think that the Twilight fans can't take the heartthrob having any kind of relationship, since he's stated in past interviews that he doesn't have a girlfriend. What do you think?
—JeralDean

Dear Reed 'n' Robbie?:
I think there's definitely a babe hiding in the wings. Not necessarily Nikki, either. In fact, I'm certain of it.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
First off, you're awesome and I enjoy your column way too much! Now, is Twyla Babe-Sucker Rachelle Lefevre and Kellan Lutz?
—svetikg

Dear Couple Question:
Keep guessin', babe! Eventually all the Twi-hons will be whittled down."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What do you think about the pics of Kristen Stewart and her BF Michael in Vancouver? And what do you think about Nikki and Rob hooking up? Two happy couples? So your B.V. is totally false. 'Cause there is nothing going on between Kristen and Rob and never will be.
—Naley257

Dear in Denial:
These "couples" are far from happy. Or, uh, real?"

Jackie said...

Dear Ted:
I'm a fan of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, and after reading your last Blind Vice I was wondering if you were talking about them. Are they a couple? Please give me a straight answer on this one.
—luisshi99

Dear Talkin' Twilight:
Not a couple. Close tho, babe!

Jackie said...

Only pairing left is Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz - like Ted said, everyone is going to be eliminated until it is painfully obvious who it is. When will he answer a Rob and Kristen guess? I am sure everyone is asking him. His website is like a Twilight gossip playground - there is so much going on over there.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm a fan of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, and after reading your last Blind Vice I was wondering if you were talking about them. Are they a couple? Please give me a straight answer on this one.
—luisshi99

Dear Talkin' Twilight:
Not a couple. Close tho, babe!"

Amy said...

Could it be Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone?

174d_frid said...

I don't get what makes you think that Ted has eliminated Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, he's just said that they are "NOT A COUPLE" (but close though).

More than ever I think it's Ashley and Jackson we're talking about. Jakson fits "the affectionate hottie who's filming next to her" perfectly and for whom Ashley "should split from the current on-again, off-again guy".

These videos are pretty convincing. Tell me what you think:


JIn this vid it's REALLY OBVIOUS how AFFECTIONATE they are towards each other:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7OA7nK1NA

Jackson saying he Has a crush on Ashley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rfKplj9t0&NR=1


Ashley talking of her thick hair (at 1:10 min near the end): http://www.accesshollywood.com/twilight/twilights-midnight-madness_videotab_1069043

174d_frid said...

Me again :)

Just want to apologize for my bad English. I'm French lol

174d_frid said...

From Ted Casablanca:

"Now, people, don't freak about the video above. Jackson and Kristen held hands...not a big deal. Really. Doesn't mean they're dating.

In fact, Jackson has his eye on another New Moon gal who isn't our beloved and spunky gal Kris. Just because J & K did go back to the hotel together does not mean they were hooking up. Far from it, in fact. Kristen has too many dudes vying for her attention to handle another one."

Jackie said...

From Ted's daily updates and his active posting of everything Twilight, this is pretty much revealed to be Kristen and Robert.

He even coined them Robsten.

From Ted:
Hypothetically speaking, of course, if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were to start dating, do you all think it would make them both look shady?

We're told this seems to be the big concern stressing out the powers that be up in Vancouver, around the New Moon set, now that it seems pretty damn clear there's something smoldering between the two. Perhaps, enough to even warrant a meeting between R's and K's peeps.

Apparently Pattz and Stew are getting so fed up with being told what (and who) to do all the time that they are "refusing to play along anymore." How deelish!

"Rob has been seen coming back from the direction of Kristen's hotel at 1:30 a.m. and 3 a.m., respectively, on different nights," snitches our VBC eyes.

TrickChick said...

Oh please people! It's so KStew and RPatz

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker Anna Kendrick (the girl who plays Jessica in Twilight)? I found these pictures and it made me think...
—Just Tell Us Already

Dear Wrong Babe:
Twyla's much more recognizable than Anna."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I saw pictures of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and, of course, Nikki Reed together over the weekend. There is something going on between Rob and Nikki—you can tell by the body language! I am all for a Rob and Kristen union, but it doesn't appear like it will ever happen!
—Khayes

Dear Team Robki:
Please, Nikki eats up the attention when she's with Pattz; Robki is way too staged. Robsten is where the hot-blooded mystery's at.

Dear Ted:
I can't quite keep up anymore! K&R, N&R? If Rob isn't a total man-whore, what the hell is he? Every other post or site has him going off with all different girls all the time. What's the real deal? Just because he says he doesn't have a girlfriend, doesn't mean he isn't getting any. And what? Does he make all those girls sign nondisclosure statements before banging them? Where are all these supposed girls he supposedly f--kd? I am very confused. What's the truth, Ted?
—Punkinman

Dear Archives:
Rob's said on many occasions that when he likes a girl, he is a one-woman guy. So I would assume he's getting his just fine right now when he's, I dunno, maybe sneaking a certain babe in through the garage of his hotel."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
About your Twilight Blind Vices: Would it be accurate to say that none of the answers are Peter Facinelli or Elizabeth Reaser?
—Jersey

Dear Throwing It Out There:
Yes."

Brian said...

The only thing about Ted's insistence that Pattinson and Kristen are together is that it seems like the Twilight heads would be publicizing this relationship like crazy. After all, just like the Notebook, all the crazy fans want their fake couple to be together in real life. Ted's claim that the publicity guys on the set are freaking out just doesn't seem to make sense.

ProfPlum said...

I'm beginning to think Ted is full of it on the whole Twilight Robsten thing. He's just catering to the Twi-hards. Lainey seems much more informed and although she posts Twilight info everyday, she still covers a lot of other gossip.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Robert Pattinson been blessed to be a Blind Vice more than once?
—Sally

Dear Technicality:
He's starred in one and guest starred in another—so I guess you could say he has. "

blurry vice said...

"TWYLA BABE SUCKER

Dear Ted:
In honor of Eclipse starting filming so soon, my question is about Twyla Babe-Sucker. You've revealed so much about the cast and their secrets, in Blind Vice form and otherwise, that I'm wondering why you don't just reveal this one. Is there something about this Blind item that makes you unable to do so? If we're way off, then it seems there's a second coupling on the set that pretty much mirrors Kristen and Rob's relationship. Go Robsten! Love on Butch!
—Buffy

Dear Bring on the Blind:
Well, I could reveal that, or I could show a modicum of respect for the cast I've come to love."

blurry vice said...

Dear Awful Truth:
How can Kristen Stewart be both Twyla Babe-Sucker and Terry Tush-Trade Blind Vices as you've been insinuating lately? I thought each person was limited to only once Blind Vice. What gives?
—Corn Nugget

Dear Bella-Squared:
How can she be both? Well, I'll clear it up for you then, buddy—she's not! Oh, hey, look at that, problem solved!"

--- OF COURSE WE KNOW SHE IS NOT BOTH. WE JUST DO NOT KNOW FOR SURE WHICH ONE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is AnnaLynne McCord Twyla Babe-Sucker? She's not only a Twi-Hard, but a Twilighter herself by association! (And what a nice, hunky association he is…)
—IM

Dear Wrong:
Nope. Think less attention-whore-y. Is that a word? Let's make it one! "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Ok sweetie Ted, how's about throwing me a bone here? Ever since seeing the pics of Ashley Greene and Chace Crawford sucking face, I can't shake the idea that maybe…just maybe…AG is the Babe-Sucker also known as Twyla. Confirm? It'll just be between you and me!
—Hedur

Dear Confirmed or Denied:
Come on, crumbcake, you know I can't just give that away. Something in return, maybe?"

blurry vice said...

Twyla Babe Sucker

"Dear Ted:
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker still considered Twyla Babe-Sucker or have her problems been fixed?
—Supergirl

Dear Twyla Trouble:
Not really, sorry. "

"Dear Ted:
There are only 11 comments on the Bitch-Back with LeAnn and Eddie, and I already know that with that one answer you gave regarding Twyla Babe-Sucker's problems not really being over you have started a massive disturbance. Now everyone will say Twyla can't be Kristen, and everyone will think she is TTT and bisexual. As if this girl (and I mean girl) needs any more s—t right now. I love you, Ted, but you were so wrong this time. So wrong. Wait until you see the boards explode. They are waiting to destroy her.
—Allison

Dear Ticking Twyla:
I hardly think the Bitch-back was a giveaway either way. You sound as cranky-certain as Reese Witherspoon is with her damn whip, already."

ella said...

Tweet from 8/26:
@theawfultruth haven't heard about Twyla lately; did she ditch the on again off again BF?Is she having fun with the hottie costar? **** Consider the poor schmuck ditched. A while ago @Thia2

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have such a love-hate thing going on with your Blind Vices. I'm obsessed with finding out who they are, and at the same time, I'm disgusted with myself for even wanting to know. I know you can't reveal most Vices, but will you help me get a little closer to overcoming my obsession by telling me if Toothy Tile is featured in your Blind Vice Superstars gallery? And is Rob Pattinson's B.V. Twilight related?
—Way Too Obsessed

Dear Pushing It:
On the first part, I'll give you this: probably. No comment on the second."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm sorry to hear about your recent struggles. I've become a devout fan of A.T. ever since you started dishing on all things Twilight. I'm glad readers are showing more love for Kristen Stewart now. I was lucky enough to see her at the Adventureland premiere at Sundance. She was shy, humble and completely adorable! Has she ever been the subject of one of your Twilight Blind Vices?
—Twi & Ted Lover

Dear Double-T Kisser:
Ah, flattery, very smart tool for getting what you want, darling. Just ain't gonna work. But you're detective radar is as warm as your heart, I'll say that much."

Anonymous said...

omg... this is so clear as day (to me anyway). Doesnt anyone stop and wonder why the heck ashley greene and kellan lutz are literally round eachother 24-7? At the airport, shopping, sitting next to eachother at concerts- and even on Halloween this weekend papped on the balcony level of some club. anyway- it would seem to be obvi why he isnt acting on it (annalynne) and hasnt she been under the radar with Chace crawford? She does have thick beautiful hair (except for when she has to hack it for filming)and anyways- they both have that love of themsselves to appreciate in eachother.. he's in love with his bod and she.. well her nudes in the mirror speak for themselves!

Just a very well thought out idea...

Anonymous said...

omg... this is so clear as day (to me anyway). Doesnt anyone stop and wonder why the heck ashley greene and kellan lutz are literally round eachother 24-7? At the airport, shopping, sitting next to eachother at concerts- and even on Halloween this weekend papped on the balcony level of some club. anyway- it would seem to be obvi why he isnt acting on it (annalynne) and hasnt she been under the radar with Chace crawford? She does have thick beautiful hair (except for when she has to hack it for filming)and anyways- they both have that love of themsselves to appreciate in eachother.. he's in love with his bod and she.. well her nudes in the mirror speak for themselves!

Just a very well thought out idea...

ella said...

Anonymous,
Look at the Julie Bone-Jumper Blind Vice. I think that's Ashley and Kellan.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Remember how a few weeks ago you spoke about a certain Twi castmember that would be talking about going gay? Did you happen to catch Nikki Reed's line in U.K. Glamour? If not, allow me to refresh your memory. When asked if she believes in soul mates she said: "I believe in multiple people. People are born with this desire to connect, that's why with girls the line is blurry. Is it a friendship? Is it a relationship?" Was she saying girls are a bunch of teases, or was she finally confessing to swaying the other way?
—Kanderson

Dear Niksten:
Hey, she was close with Kristen; then that kinda died when Rob came into the picture. I'm saying it means something other than what we all think. There's definitely a story coming up for sure! But no, Nikki is neither Terry Tush-Trade or Rocky Trailer.


***Am I misreading or is he basically outing her as Twyla?***

ella said...

Nikki Reed is one of the "And It Ain'ts" for Twyla. It can't be her.

ella said...

Dear Ted:
Could you please give hints about the identity of Twyla Babe-Sucker? You're driving us mad here.
—Lai
Dear Oldie and Goodie:
Really, that's what's getting you riled up? It shouldn't be that hard, Twyla's all over the place.

Kristen Stewart's currently in the middle of New Moon promotion.

Lai said...

I agree with Ella.Nikki Reed is definitely not Twyla simply because we dont see much of her in the photos and stuff.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could you please give hints about the identity of Twyla Babe-Sucker? You're driving us mad here.
—Lai

Dear Oldie and Goodie:
Really, that's what's getting you riled up? It shouldn't be that hard, Twyla's all over the place."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can I just say you are the funniest gossip columnist on the Net. Love your comeback answers to the sarcastic questions. Here's mine: In a brawl-out catfight, who do you think will win: Twyla Babe-Sucker or Terry Tush-Trade?
—J

Dear Good One:
Hard question 'cause they're the same person. Just kidding. Terry, hands down."

Anonymous said...

Watched a movie called "Summer's Moon" this weekend. Didn't realize Ashley Greene was in it. In the movie her character says her mother's name once. Twyla.

Hmmmmmm...makes you think.

literal_chaos said...

Anon- You're right about that! I just checked out the character list on IMDb and it's spelled "Twila" but I imagine it's pronounced exactly the same way. I've never been convinced that this was Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson but you've made me rethink this for Ashley Green. I've always thought the "Babe-Sucker" part of this moniker would refer to the person being a vampire too.

literal_chaos said...

Also, Ted states "especially when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you" continues to make me think this is an actress playing a vampire role. I realize that even though Bella is seemingly makeup-less in the movie, she is probably wearing some amount of concealer or face powder... but I feel like he mentioned this on purpose as a hint to a female who would be wearing a decent amount of makeup. Much like the amount used to give the vamps their pale appearance.

Anonymous said...

This Blind Vice was solved in the first sentence. "Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it." There is only one girl who stumbled upon fame and found it hard to deal and that would be Kristen.

palasluna said...

Kstew and Rob Pattinson as the hottie w mixxed signals, he totally gave me that vibe, the insecure guy w the nervous attraction...MIXED, so KStew never stood a chance..

MJF said...

It's Kristen Stewart and the hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals is Jackson Rathbone.

There you go.. It's solved.

You are welcome.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b176070_rob_kristens_top_five_
biggest_mysteries.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Bart Farts a Lot in love with Twyla Babe Sucker? Love to the furbabies!
—Scat

Dear Weird Combo:
Uh, not that I've heard, dollcakes. Now that would be a weird pairing."

Heather said...

It's a bummer that you guys have officially eliminated Ashley Greene for this one. I love your site and I come here to find the blinds (and nots) displayed in an organized way (unlike the E! website). But seeing how you eliminated Ashley/Jackson for this when Ted clearly didn't "not" them makes me wonder if I have to check all of your "nots" to make sure they're all correct. All Ted said was Ashley and Jackson weren't a "couple". He also said that was "close, tho". That, in no way, nots them for this. I'm not saying it's not Kristen (it still may be) but Ashley and Jackson were definitely not eliminated by Ted.

blurry vice said...

Heather -

You can believe whatever you want as far as What Ted means from his answers. However, the question that was asked was if they were the subject of this BV. He said not a couple, close tho. In my opinion he is answering that question No.
Here again is the letter. You are welcome to write to Ted and ask him to clarify his answer.

"Dear Ted:
I'm a fan of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, and after reading your last Blind Vice I was wondering if you were talking about them. Are they a couple? Please give me a straight answer on this one.
—luisshi99

Dear Talkin' Twilight:
Not a couple. Close tho, babe!"

I also want to add that Ashley and JAckson are suspects for another Twilight BV ... check the labels for that one.

Heather said...

Let me ask you this: where in the TBS blind does it say that Twyla and her "hottie" co-star are a "couple"? They may be one now but not at the time of the blind. So, how does Ted saying Ashley and Jackson aren't a "couple" eliminate them for this?

Ted consistently ignores parts of questions and only answers what he wants. I see it in every B*tch Back. He clearly skipped the part about whether or not they were the latest blind and focused on the "couple" question.

Also, I'm fully aware that Ashley/Jackson are the main guess for JBJ.

blurry vice said...

Heather you do have a point, although I disagree and still think that was an elimination. But since neither of us know for sure, I will put a note in the post that the elimination is debatable.

Heather said...

Thank you! I don't want to seem overly critical. Like I said, I love your site and come here to find things easily because it's so well organized. Even if I don't always agree with your findings, you girls do a great job! :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You once said that in a catfight between Terry Tush-Trade and Twyla Babe-Sucker, TTT would win hands down. Since we're comparing the two, mind telling me which one of them is more famous?
—H

Dear Scratching for Clues:
The former, by far."

Heather said...

I've solved it. Twyla Babe-Sucker is...NO ONE. If it ain't Kristen (which it can't be--Ted says TTT is more famous than Twyla, and no one is more famous than K.Stew in that movie besides R.Pattz), and everyone else is eliminated, who can it be?!

Heather said...

Ashley hasn't been eliminated (see above).

(This is going to be confusing with two Heather's LOL)

Heather said...

Ashley hasn't been eliminated, but if Ashley is Twyla, who is Julie Bone-Jumper? So confusing (just like having 2 Heathers, hehe)!

Heather said...

If Ashley is Twyla, Julie could be Christian Serratos, Noot Seer, or Anna Kendrick (though that's unlikely). There's a discussion about it here:

http://boards.eonline.com/Insider/Boards/thread.jspa?threadID=70963&start=240&tstart=0

You need to scroll down the page though (sorry, too long to post here).

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm the typical "starving college kid" type, and I must say your column has been a wonderful distraction from 10-page papers and such! As payoff for all my hard work (and because I have two kitties and a pit bull, all rescued) I would like to know more about our dear Twyla Babe-Sucker. You never write about her anymore, and I was wondering—is it because her situation is over, done, and resolved already, or could it be because it's already so all over the tabloids and media that it's not worth making it blind anymore?
—Char

Dear Twy, Twy Again:
Just for you, Twyla will be next week's Blind Vice. Promise. How does that sound everyone? Tomorrow we're revisiting another old favorite."

blurry vice said...

Heather - you are right, we should not have considered that an elim ... going to remove that. Ashley Greene is a top contender for this.

FYI for anyone confused - it was the bitch-back letter from April 8 (see above) that was a debatable elimination for Ashley Greene.

I really think KStew is Terry Tush Trade ... she did fit perfectly with this BV originally with the Michael Angarano triangle... but now KStew fits better with TTT I believe.

Vicky said...

Dear Ted:

This is definitely Ashley Green, am I wrong? I think not.

blurry vice said...

Vicky - if you want to write to TEd, email him at tedc@eonline.com

This blog is in no way associated with The Awful Truth.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Typo Ted, or was this intentional? You sly dog, you. You wrote: "With those somewhat closeted chicks Twyla Babe-Sucker and Venetia Vag-O-Matic still lurking behind their closet doors..." but the link went to Terry Tush-Trade!
—Carol

Dear Whoopsie:
Total typo, C. Twyla, Terry…there's too many Twilight Vicers that start with "T." I was bound to mix the two up, eventually. Those Twi vamps make me dizzy!"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b193083_bitch-back_could_lindsay_get_dragon.html#ixzz0vHVmYwqG

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Everyone knows Kristen Stewart hopped from Michael Angarano to Robert Pattinson (suspect there may have been a bit of overlap). Is there any reason to worry that history may repeat itself with her hopping from Robert Pattinson to Garrett Hedlund? Should we be concerned? Should Rob be concerned?
—Mitch

Dear Watchful Eye:
It depends on what concerned means. If by concerned you mean, "wary because something will definitely happen," I'd say no. If by concerned you mean, "let's keep an eye out," well then, sure, what's the harm in being concerned?"

reddevil said...

Dear Ted:
My question is about Ms. Twyla Babe-Sucker. You mentioned in early July that you'd give another B.V. update on her, but everyone in the "friggin' world" was talking about it, so you didn't. Did the Blind Vice update involve the dude she's been linked to in the press recently, a past flame or both?
—JLynn

Dear Sucks to be Babe Sucker:
Current fellow, of course. Really the only one she's got—doesn't that make you happy?

reddevil said...

Ashley has a different guy every week, can't be Twyla as she has a BF, Ash has f*ck buddies ....and she didn't have a lesser known BF that was jealous of her relations and flirtatious ways with a hottie co-star on Twilight set, who she later on dumped for said co-star. Ash does not fit the BV at all. The only one that fits to a T is KStew.
She did a bit of boy hopping herself, she hopped from Angarano to RPattz, and Ted said to keep an eye out when asked about any more potential boy hopping.

Lou said...

Today's hint is pretty telling for me. After Ted's board went nuts yesterday with the Kristen/Robert pic, it seems fans are "happy." I'm going to feel pretty good about calling Twyla as Kristen (and I'm not even really feeling Twyla as a vice anymore because the two of them are together, snooze), so now, who is TTT?

Heather said...

reddevil, Ashley doesn't have a different guy every week. The last person she was seen with (romantically) was Brock Kelly. She is not dating Joe Jonas. Ted has asserted this many times. Her "current" could be Brock.

Lou, who is TTT? Well, that's the problem. If we believe Ted's BB answers TTT is

"more recognizable" than Justin Chon
on a "diff fame level" than Rachelle Lefevre.
wrong age bracket for Sarah Clarke (obviosuly not older, but younger)
and around from the beginning (not a new member of the wolf-pack or Volturi)

Given those parameters you have: Kristen, Rob (notted in BB), Nikki (notted in BB), Kellan (notted and said to not have his own BV as of Sept '09), Jackson (notted), Ashley(notted), Peter (no BV as of earlier this year), Elizabeth (AIA'd), Anna (notted), and Taylor(notted).

Who's left but Kristen?

And when you consider his response that TTT is more famous "by far" than TBS, there's no way TBS could be Kristen because who in the Twilight franchise is way more famous than her? The only argument you could make is Rob but he was notted.

If Kristen is Twyla then Ted flat-out lied in a BB. And if he has, who's to say he didn't lie in today's BB about Twyla?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My question is about Ms. Twyla Babe-Sucker. You mentioned in early July that you'd give another B.V. update on her, but everyone in the "friggin' world" was talking about it, so you didn't. Did the Blind Vice update involve the dude she's been linked to in the press recently, a past flame or both?
—JLynn

Dear Sucks to be Babe Sucker:
Current fellow, of course. Really the only one she's got—doesn't that make you happy?"

- does not sounds like Ashley Greene. Sounds more like KSTew. Or maybe someone else?

Heather said...

In the interest of a little friendly debate... :)

I don't understand the feeling that this latest answer nots Ashley for Twyla. Is she photographed with a lot of guys? Yes. Is she dating all of them? Who knows. Probably not. All I can do, as with all of Ted's BB answers, is look at what he actually says and not what he wants people to read into it.

The Twi-hards are reading "long-term boyfriend" when all Ted said was "current fellow". Does anyone know, for a fact, that Ashley has more than one current fellow right now? If not, how can this eliminate her?

But here's the real question. If everyone is ready to take this last BB question so seriously, why aren't we taking this other one JUST as seriously?:

Dear Ted:
You once said that in a catfight between Terry Tush-Trade and Twyla Babe-Sucker, TTT would win hands down. Since we're comparing the two, mind telling me which one of them is more famous?
—H

Dear Scratching for Clues:
The former, by far.

When two things are listed (Terry Tush-Trade & Twyla Babe-Sucker), the "former" is the first of the two. So, how can Kristen be Twyla when TTT is a lot more famous than her? Unless someone can come up with a Twilight actor that is more famous "by far" than Kristen, that answer eliminated her as Twyla. The only person that it could be is Rob, but he was clearly notted as TTT -- "T3 ain't Rob. But you have no idea how close you are!"

I feel like Ted's been as clear on this as he can without outing Kristen as TTT, something he obviously can't do.

Ashley said...

Maybe Ashley's current guy is Jackson, but they are on the DL? I know they were hooking up a long time ago, but Ted has featured the two of them a lot more than usual lately. So maybe we should be "happy" that they are finally actually dating? And Ted says "really the only one she's got". Could be hinting that the other guys she's been seen w recently (i.e. Joe Jonas) are red herrings? The only flaw I can think of in this logic is Ash lovespublicity, so she might not be one to hide a relationship w Jackson. But he is pretty low-key, so maybe he would want to?
In any case, I feel strongly that Ashley is Twyla and Kristin is Terry.

Heather said...

As much as I would love to see Ashley and Jackson together, I think we would know if they were official. And remember there were pics of Ashley kissing Brock Kelly just a few weeks ago so if she has one current guy, I would assume it is him. But I don't really know...just guessing.

You make a good point about the "really" thing. If Ted was talking about Kristen he would have said, "Current fellow, of course. The only one she's got". Adding the REALLY in there makes me think he's saying, "even though you make think Twyla has many guys, REALLY she only has one". And that fits with Ashley, not Kristen.

But I have to hand it to Ted, he really is a master at answering questions so you can take it at least two ways.

blurry vice said...

Kristen Stewart made the new BV gallery

"Blind Vice or not, it never changes our love for this girl! Just because she has found herself occasionally in some sticky love situations makes her that much more relatable don't you think?"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=1463#87157#ixzz0xdYuyOCy

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's the deal? Can you give me any good reason why you haven't revealed Twyla Babe-Sucker yet? The Blind said she had a rocky relaysh and that she was considering hooking up with her costar. You said in a tweet that she ditched the boyfriend so what would be the harm in revealing her? I think we all know, at this point, that she hooked up with her costar. You've said it numerous times. A loyal reader wants to know...what's the hold-up?
—Sam

Dear Great Revelation:
That's not a bad idea. What will you give me if I do?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker the beard of Nevis Divine?
—Lisa

Dear Straight Shooter:
No. But you're awfully bloody warm!"

Michelle said...

I admit to being out of my depth on these Twi-Blinds but this would seem to give us more reason to believe that Kristen is Terry and not Twyla? So, that leaves us to figure out which of the other two Ashley is?

Heather_P said...

Michelle, here's my take on where we currently are with the Twyla blind. I see a few options:

1) Ted used Twyla as a red herring for Kristen, knowing that he was going to write TTT for her and knowing he needed a decoy. Then Twyla would be Ashley because no one else fits at this point.

2) Ted originally wrote Twyla for Kristen and when he got wind of her bisexual tendencies, switch her to TTT. He couldn't do an updated Twyla blind calling her bi because that would have been too obvious.

Under point #2 we have two options:

a)Ashley is now Twyla because Ted has shoe-horned her into it (Chase Crawford being the "on-again off-again" and "Jackson Rathbone" the "on-set hottie")

or

b) Twyla is...no one. It's not like Ted needs to worry about it because he will never reveal her. And that way Ashley can still be Julie while Kristen is TTT.

Brittany said...

Playing Devil's Advocate for Kristen as Twyla (even though I'm 99% sure she's TTT):

Technically Kristen isn't Rob's beard, which was the question asked today. They're the real deal according to Ted. Also did Ted ever actually say Nevis had a beard in the first place? Just 2 partners right?

Heather_P said...

He called the GF a "beard" in the latest blind. I'm not going to copy and paste all the BB's but here's the low-down.

After calling the GF a "beard" someone questioned Ted about it to which Ted replied, "I never said Nevis had a beard per say." (I think he meant "per se") :). Then followed numerous questions about "beards" where Ted stated again and again that beards, like facial ones, come in all sorts and that just becasue someone functions as a beard doesn't mean it's a PR relationship but they might actually get some lovin'. He said Nevis is the kind to get some lovin' from his (sort of) beard.

I think the obvious conclusion is even though Kristen and Rob have a real thing, she functions as a beard in that she keeps the gay/bi speculation to a minimum. If you go through all the BB's you'll see that's what Ted is saying.

As for today's question, he left it wide open like he does with all the Twi questions. He doesn't want to completely alienate the Twi's so he gives them something to hang onto. But I do find it funny that the Twi's chose TODAY to recognize "Ted-speak" (at least in the E comment section), something they've always failed to do before.

Until Ted directly nots Kristen for TTT or Rob for Nevis, nothing will change the fact that every other eligible cast-member has been notted for TTT but Kristen, and considering the timeline given by Ted, Rob can fit no other BV but Nevis.

Jessica said...

Long time lurker, first time poster!

So, in Bitch-Back today, Ted seemed to say that Kristen's Stewart's BV is both particularly juicy AND only makes one appearance...TBS has only one entry, but I wouldn't consider it all that juicy unless you take into account that's how Robsten came to be? Thoughts?

For the record, I still think KStew is TTT.

blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
What are the criteria for a person to be placed in the hallowed hall of Blind Vice Superstars? Specifically?
—Enya.

Dear Initiation:
Repeat offenders, mostly. Or really juicy Vices that Team Awful loves (ya know, like Kristen Stewart's)."

Heather_P said...

I think he purposefully wrote it so you can take it to mean, "Kristen's Stewart's BV is both particularly juicy AND only makes one appearance" but that's not technically what he said. He only said "Kristen Stewart's vice is a really juicy one that team Awful loves".

It's just like what he did with the recent question about Nevis, his GF, and BBM. He said "Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late." Reading that at face value, everyone took it to mean Nevis hasn't been around either on of his S.O's recently otherwise some bedroom time would have been a sure thing. And all the Twi-hards said, "Well, that nots Rob" for the umpteenth time. But because I knew it didn't (because there's no other vice for Rob) I asked the follow-up question to which Ted replied, "he hasn't been lonely—that's for sure—but, as always, conflicted. Which doesn't exactly lead to magical nights in his mansion's bedroom." So, even though it seemed he was saying one thing, he really wasn't at all.

I would bet money it's the same with today's answer. Only because everyone else for TTT has been eliminated except for Kristen so no matter what cryptic answers Ted gives, until he says "Kristen is not TTT", it's her.

Dave said...

I agree, the wording is obvious misdirection. Ted isn't necessarily saying that Kristen Stewart isn't a repeat offender, he just wants you to think that maybe she is, so it's not too easy.

blurry vice said...

"
"Dear Ted:
It seems that everyone who has ever even heard of Rob and Kristen has been asked about one or the other in interviews lately. I'm shocked Obama hasn't been asked if he prefers scruffy Rob or clean-shaven Rob. Has Michael Angarano ever publicly commented on either half of the It couple. I can't imagine he's never been asked. It appeared to be a real-life Twilight love triangle back in the early days. Do they ever run into each other around town? They seem to have a lot of mutual friends and/or acquaintances. How awkward would that be? Is there any dirt to dish or is it all very civil?
—W

Dear Angaran-Oh No:
M.A. has too much class to diss his ex. Plus, even with all that went down on the Vancouver set, he and Kris split on good terms. No need to bad-mouth her, really."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was just passed up for a promotion that I more than earned at work and I'm feeling pretty down, so I'm hoping maybe you can help just a little bit. Is Twyla Babe-Sucker currently in a romantic relationship with the dude her in B.V., or is she playing the field? Also, does the guy have his own B.V.? I am a dog trainer and always promote adoption/rescue of animals, and my Dalmatian-pit bull shelter dog sends lots of kisses your way!
—Heather

Dear Sweetheart:
Sorry about the let-down at work. Get right back in there, though—best thing to do. To answer your questions, yes, yes and yes. What's your dog's name?"

blurry vice said...

back to back today - coincidence?

"Dear Ted:
I'm a little confused over a statement you made recently concerning Twyla Babe Sucker. Assuming Kristen Stewart is TBS, as we all do, trust, are you now saying "Robsten" is not exclusive? Because saying TBS "likes to play the field" would put that in one's mind. Are R and K just into one another, or are their costars now and maybe have always been fair game?
—One fire light

Dear Nice Try:
If I answer your question, then am I saying Kristen is Twyla?

Dear Ted:
Looks like Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene are getting serious. Will this relationship last until they get married or will they break up?
—B

Dear Death Do Us Part:
Relationship last? Ha! Thanks, B, I needed that laugh."


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b202332_bitch-back_fangalicious_twilight_edition.html#ixzz10ZgxN69k

Nicole said...

I don't know where to put this, but is Joe Jonas gay? Ted is insinuating that Ashley Greene is his beard, but I haven't found any items that Joe Jonas is suspected of.... help!

Heather_P said...

Since this hasn't been posted I'm going to go ahead. Sorry if this steps on anyone's toes.

From the Bitch-Back on Sept 28, '10:

"Dear Ted:
Has Ashley Greene been a Blind Vice? If so, is it a really recent one or from earlier in her Twilight days?
–S

Dear Twi-Curious:
Yes. And don't think she's very upset about this fact, either.

Dear Ted:
If Twyla Babe-Sucker isn't the beard of Nevis Divine, is she currently bearding for someone else?
–H

Dear Beard Eager:
Twyla is a far pickier beard than people give her credit for. And, we'll leave it at that."

Heather_P said...

So, another BB with back to back questions about Ashley and Twyla.

Here's what we've learned recently:

1) Twyla is not the beard of Nevis
2) Twyla is a beard for someone
3) Twyla "really" only has one guy
4) Twyla like to play the field even though she's still romantically involved with the person in her BV (not clear if this is the ex on-again off-again or the on set hottie)

First, here's a little Ashley/Jackson history according to Ted:

April '09

"Dear Ted:
Are Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone dating?
—klparr

Dear Cupid Curious:
I think someone else on the set would be very upset by that, don't you?"

Not a "no". But I'm not sure who would be upset by it.

August '09

"Dear Ted:
I'm a huge Robsten fan, and I honestly can't believe what Summit has been doing to the entire cast (not only to Rob and Kristen). I've never seen a studio act like this. They are almost as much in the news as the actors themselves. Back in the good ol' days, Jackson Rathbone and Ashley Greene were together (or something). Now, can you give us the scoop on what's up with eye-candy Jackson? Is he dating anyone?
—Usanagy

Dear Jack Attack:
I think he still has his eye on Ms. Greene, but my magic eight ball says Bryce Dallas Howard could shake that up. And Ash might not be happy about it."

Definitely implies that something happened, that Jackson is still into her, and that she's still into him.

August '09

Dear Ted:
I love your Robsten news, but I also have some mad love for Jackson Rathbone and Ashley Greene. Ashley has admitted she crushes on Jackson three different times already. I was lucky enough to go to the Dallas Twicon, and when someone asked Jackson what attracted him to the role of Jasper, he answered "Ashley Greene." Adorable, right? But then the whole Chace Crawford thing happened, which made me sad and lose hope. I have a feeling I'm not the only one. Any scoop on their status right now?
—Inovermyhead

Dear Going Greene:
Ashley knows she's a wanted broad, and she's playing the field, which we totally support! That C2 smooch is just a fling. And don't hold out on Rathgreene being the new Robsten; their comments are way too public (and cutesy) to be taken seriously.

"Playing the field". Interesting choice of wording.

CONT...

Heather_P said...

...CONT

August '09

Dear Awful Truth:
Your latest *****-Back said that Rathgreene are not the new Robsten. Duh, obviously. But you were harsh about us not taking them serious when they say all that stuff. Did you mean there's nothing there? Because I think I remember you saying that there was. Way to crush the second biggest fanbase on this fandom, you Robsten asskisser!
—Cherry

Dear Rath of Khan:
It's not that you shouldn't take them seriously—it's just that they're nowhere near the level of serious that a couple like Robsten is at. Ashley's still sometimes fooling around with Chace, which doesn't scream ready-to-settle to me.

Confirms that there's still something romantic between them.

Then he says they have "possibly fizzled" after the Ashley/Chace kissing pics came out.

More recently:

August '10

Dear Ted:
First of all, I want to say I've never been more of a Robsten lover than now. Coming back from holidays (Internetless holidays!) and finding out about the Robsten kissing scene at Montreal was the best that happened to me in some time. As you said, we celebrate it, haters can suck it! But now, I would like to ask you what you think, Ashley Greene would be better with Jackson Rathbone or Kellan Lutz? Or maybe...Joe Jonas?
—Nikki

Dear Greener Pastures:
Jackson, of course! Team Awful is totally for Jackley (our fave Twilight twosome, after Robsten, of course). While Ash and Kell would certainly be a cute couple, they're strictly BFFs, and Kellan is getting serious with his hottie GF, AnnaLynne McCord. As for Joe, well, that's along the same lines...though, they seem to want you to think otherwise.

Not confirming they're a couple but there's nothing to suggest that they haven't been hooking up, at times, all along.

The problem with this blind is people got it in their head to be Kristen, so they made up a love story that is simply not in the Twyla blind. The one installment states that Twyla had a rocky on-again off-again relaysh and that she was considering a hookup with a co-star. How that turned into "she dumped the BF for her one true love and they are now together and exclusive" is beyond me. It simply doesn't say that in the blind.

The only thing that even hints that way is the answer that Twyla "really" only has one guy right now. Perhaps Ashley semi-beards (Chace, Joe) and explores her options but, in the end, always comes back to Jackson? It's definitely a possibility.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Ashley Greene been a Blind Vice? If so, is it a really recent one or from earlier in her Twilight days?
–S

Dear Twi-Curious:
Yes. And don't think she's very upset about this fact, either."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If Twyla Babe-Sucker isn't the beard of Nevis Divine, is she currently bearding for someone else?
–H

Dear Beard Eager:
Twyla is a far pickier beard than people give her credit for. And, we'll leave it at that."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was wondering if we could play a little game. I'm going to put some of my favorite Blinds in order form oldest to youngest (based on who I think they are) and you correct me if I'm wrong, OK? Dashed Dingle-Dream, Toothy Tile, Judas Jack-Off, Barrington Bang-Me, Nevis Divine, Twyla Babe-Sucker, Terry Tush-Trade. Am I good or am I good? Love ya!
—BV Groupie

Dear Just a Number:
Almost nailed it."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who is more solid in their current relaysh, Twyla or Terry?
—H

Dear Twilight Tizzy:
I'd say Twyla and Terry are both content."

monika said...

Dear Ted:
Do Crescent Kumquat and Twyla Babe-Sucker know each other...intimately?
—S

Dear Cres Fallen:
I'm not sure you could have found a more random match, babe. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if they know each other at all.


Well considering that the most common/logical guess for Crescent is Chace Crawford, then by this answer Twyla can't be Ashley as Ashley and Chace have known each other for quite some time (many pics of them partying together out there etc), and have even been papped making out after some award show...

monika said...

If Chace's Crescent then it automatically means Twyla's not Ashley.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Crescent Kumquat and Twyla Babe-Sucker know each other...intimately?
—S

Dear Cres Fallen:
I'm not sure you could have found a more random match, babe. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if they know each other at all."

- what a GREAT question whoever asked that! Now we can eliminate Ashley.

Heather_P said...

That was me. Thanks! :)

I would agree with you about eliminating Ashley except for the fact that we don't know for sure that Chace is CK. This causes me to doubt that guess more than anything.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can we do a little more comparing between Terry Tush-Trade and Twyla Babe-Sucker? You've already told us TTT would win in a catfight, and that TTT is far more famous than TBS so, my question is: Is there anything that Twyla would win at when compared to Terry?
—Hedur

Dear Sucks to Be Terry:
Twyla is definitely happier than tragic Terr, if that's a competition."

blurry vice said...

HeatherP - of course we have to take that into consideration. But right now we assume Chace is CK. We'll see in the future what happens with him. Just something to go on in addition to everything.

lollapopalooza said...

argh! I was so convinced that Kristen Stewart was TTT! The TBS and TTT blind vices are driving me nuts tryna figure them out! :S

However, I do have a suggestion about this B*tch Back question:

Dear Ted:
You once said that in a catfight between Terry Tush-Trade and Twyla Babe-Sucker, TTT would win hands down. Since we're comparing the two, mind telling me which one of them is more famous?
—H

Dear Scratching for Clues:
The former, by far.

The person who asked the question listed TTT before TBS but the TBS blind vice came before the TTT blind vice (chronologically speaking)...so maybe he was referring to that? In which case he meant TBS is far more famous than TTT?

[I know that's a very confusing way to think about it...just trying to make clues fit :P]

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I like the Robsten updates enough, but when will the real gossip from the Breaking Dawn set come out? I need my B.V. fix with a Terry Tush-Trade or a Twyla update.
—XS

Dear Vice Hold:
Soon, I can feel it! There's nothing to report on Twyla. The reports speak for themselves, do they not?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker into the same stuff Me-Me Dallas is into (stuff as in puff, puff pass stuff?).
—M

Dear Assumption:
Do you mean puff, puff pass the gals or puff, puff pas the grass? Need to be more specific babe. Twyla and Me-Me have little in common, for what it's worth."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who's more famous: Twyla Babe-Sucker or Julie Bone-Jumper? And who's naughtier these days?
—Twi Vice Crazy

Dear Oldies:
I would say Twyla, although I think Julie has a larger audience who heart her. As for naughty, both

gals have been pretty good, aka boring."

blurry vice said...

related to above question? -

"Dear Ted:
Who would you say is the most loved girl in the Twilight cast by fans?
—h

Dear Wake Up 'n' Smell the K.Stew:
Hoping you got your answer from all of today's Kristen questions, or maybe from every friggin' article we post! Duh, it's all about Kristen Stewart when it comes to the Twi-hards' hearts. For those a little less vamped, we could see how Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed could be close seconds—on a good day. As much as we heart them all, Krisbians outnumber the rest, hands down."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did Rachelle Lefevre and Robert Pattinson hook up during New Moon? Is that why Kristen Stewart had her fired from Eclipse, because she found out? My rescue pooch B loves Twi-gossip and really wants to know what really went down with these three.
—J

Dear Dying for Gossip:
Plain and simple, Rachelle Lefevre was fired from Eclipse because the babe overbooked herself and jeopardized the entire crew's schedule! You've got the totally wrong triangle. The only Robsten drama during New Moon involved Nikki Reed and Michael Angarano.
"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Back when I started reading you in Sept. of '09 I submitted my first Bitch-Back question ever about Twyla Babe-Sucker being Ashley Greene. To my amazement, I

actually made it into the BB (squee!!) and you responded, "Come on, crumbcake, you know I can't just give that away". Well, in light of the recent sightings

of her sucking face with hottie Jackson Rathbone, can you confirm that Ash is indeed the infamous Babe-Sucker who was torn between an on-again off-again

relaysh and her studly co-star?
—H

Dear Suck On This:
Ash's relaysh with Jackson is new, relatively. The flirting may have always been there but they weren't one of the original (official) Twi couplings. Not by

a long shot.

Dear Ted:
Almost a year ago you said you would give us an update—and maybe a reveal—on Twyla Babe-Sucker. C'mon, Ted, give a dog a bone. What's the latest on TBS? Big

smoochies from my beagle.
—KC in NC

Dear Suck Up:
Has it really been a year? Time flies when the Vices get more and more delish. But the latest on Twy is...not too much. Really. She hasn't been up to

anything new, other than trying to refrain from her wilder habits, which she's been told are hindering her career. Sad face all around."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Twyla has "wilder habits" that are hindering her career? I don't seem to remember those from her Blind. Are you sure you aren't getting her confused with Terry Tush-Trade again? Maybe those two have a lot in common. What say you, Ted? Your loyal Vice readers are dying to get this one cleared up!
—s

Dear Lesbian Loyal:
Yes, Terry was wilder in the beginning, but trust us, Twyla's been catching up, big-time!"

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
A while back you said you were going to reveal Twyla Babe-Sucker but never did. I'm dying to know who this Twilight blind is, so please just tell us already! It is my birthday, after all!
—Charlotte

Dear Suck on This:
That's the thing, C, I was going to expose Miss B-S cause she was so damn boring, but then I caught goss wind that she might be returning to her tantalizing ways soon. And so I have to keep this minx monikered for now...Wouldn't want to ruin it if she decided to make a Friday appearance soon, right?


Dear Ted:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you once say that Terry Tush-Trade is more famous than Twyla Babe-Sucker? If I'm remembering correctly and you did say this, I'm wondering if the actor represented by the Blind Vice name is more famous or if the Blind Vice moniker itself is more famous (as it is discussed more)? Could you please clear this up for me?
—Mitch


Dear Famous Two T's:
The B.V. and the person behind it are more famous here, babe. Way more famous.

Jackie said...

So now that Ted has confirmed that Terry is much more famous than Twyla, shouldn't the top suspect go from Kristen Stewart on both, to Kristen for Terry and Ashley Greene for Twyla? It seems painfully obvious now that he said who was more famous.

Tab said...

Dear Ted:
The Twyla Vice doesn't fit anyone in the Twi-cast but Kristen Stewart, and you've said twice now that Terry Tush-Trade is far more famous than Twyla. I'm scratching my head for any Twi castmember who is far more famous than Kristen.
—S

Dear Twyla-Terry Trumped:
Maybe because there isn't.


That pretty much firmly rules out Kristen... so Ashley Green for prime suspect??

Savannah said...

Dear Ted:
Can you give us a few differences between Julie Bone Jumper and Twyla Babe Sucker's personalities or careers? They blend in way too much. I need something to distinguish one from the other.
—Gi

Dear Distinguished Dirt:
Your wish is my command. Bone's more of a notorious man-thumper, but Babe likes both. That's all I'm giving you doll!


So Twyla Babe-Sucker "likes both"? Is that Ted's way of revealing that Twyla is bisexual?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you give us a few differences between Julie Bone Jumper and Twyla Babe Sucker's personalities or careers? They blend in way too much. I need something to

distinguish one from the other.
—Gi

Dear Distinguished Dirt:
Your wish is my command. Bone's more of a notorious man-thumper, but Babe likes both. That's all I'm giving you doll!

Dear Ted:
How did Kristen Stewart feel about Twyla Babe Sucker's, I mean Megan Fox's, fling with R.Pattz?
—Fittazz

Dear Pattz Pilferer:
Oh, hon, you're wrong about Twyla, but I'm not telling how!

Dear Ted:
I love K.Stew but my guilty pleasure is Ashley Greene. What has she been up to? I see she cooled it with the man slinging. Give me a clue to her Blind Vice.
—H

Dear Asking About Ashley:
It's very liberal, quite sensual.

Dear Ted:
The Twyla Vice doesn't fit anyone in the Twi-cast but Kristen Stewart, and you've said twice now that Terry Tush-Trade is far more famous than Twyla. I'm

scratching my head for any Twi castmember who is far more famous than Kristen.
—S

Dear Twyla-Terry Trumped:
Maybe because there isn't."

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
Why can't you reveal a Blind Vice like Twyla Babe-Sucker? Her vice isn't that big of a deal. So she cheated on her then quasi boyfriend and left him for her

costar. There didn't seem to be much more to that B.V. than that.
—Jenny

Dear Big Decision:
I love how you've decided for Twyla that her Vice of bedding down with more than one celeb isn't that big of a deal, so just go ahead and spill it, already.

You remind me of all the people who tell gay stars to just come out of the closet, already, no biggie. For you, maybe."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Which Blind Vicer's actual identity would most surprise his or her fans?
—D

Dear Vice Lover:
Terry Tush-Trade, to be sure.

Dear Ted:
Interesting to know Terry Tush-Trade's unveiling would be the most surprising of the BV reveals. What about Twyla Babe-Sucker? Surprising or no?
—S

Dear Suck On This:
Surprising? More like boring."

Jackie said...

I think the Top Suspect should be changed to Ashley Green. Ted says she has hooked up with Jackson, and she was seeing Chace Crawford at the time.. And Ted said today that Kristen's Vice has nothing to do with her choosing between two guys.

heather_p said...

Jackie, the problem with Ashley being Twyla is that Ted said Crescent Kumquat and Twyla don't know each other (see above) and yet he basically outed Chace as CK today. And because, as you say, we know Ashley and Chace have hooked up, as long as Chace is Crescent, Ashley can't be Twyla.

I honestly think this BV was originally meant to be Kristen but Ted changed her to TTT when he found out she was bisexual.

It's against his BV "rules" but I can't figure out a better explanation for the mysterious Twyla. Unless it's Rachelle Lefevre or Christian Serratos. (??)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Jackson Rathbone of Twilight fame a Vice star? He never seems to be in the tabloids; wondering if he's hiding something, or is he in fact just a good boy?
—Lea

Dear Take Two:
Nope, tho Jax may occasionally come across as totally bizarro, he has not earned himself a moniker just yet. Which isn't to say there's no Twilight-related

goss about the guy. It just has to do more with his acting chops (or lack thereof, some would say) than who he's hopping in bed with. That said, maybe he's a

minor player in somebody else's Twi Vice? Hmm..."

Moshpit Missus said...

If you look closely at the old b.b...it asked if they knew each other "intimately."i when ted said that he did t know her at all, perhaps that was him saying they didnt know her intimately?

As in they havent bedded each other, because ahe was his beard! Ashley is def tbs. Chace is cres!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So yesterday you mentioned that a celeb can't have more than one Vice name. Would you mind letting us in on some differences between the celebs behind Twyla

Babe-Sucker and Terry Tush-Trade then?
—S

Dear Battle of the Broads:
Twyla is much more conniving than Terry. She's probably hotter too."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Twyla Babe-Sucker or Terry Tush-Trade have the better career right now? Who has the better more settled personal life right now?
—Sincerely, Nosey Nellie

Dear Power Chicks:
Terry, of course. Though that comes at the expense of her personal life, it seems."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It's been a while since we've heard about Twyla Babe-Sucker and Julie Bone-Jumper. Has TBS settled into fame and gotten rid of the drugs and booze? Did JBJ fulfill her inner desires and hook up with her costar?
—Ellie

Dear Jumping and Sucking:
It's unlikely TBS will ever ease into the mega-fame she's achieved, but gal has at least learned to deal. As for the drugs and booze? Twyla's hardly clean,
but she's not in a straight-to-rehab downward spiral. Get it? And JBJ's moved on to other desires—that costar you speak of is now permanently off limits."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You've confounded me. You have indicated that both Twyla Babe-Sucker and Terry Tush-Trade are females. Who is more famous right now, as in has the most high
-profile career? Do they both like other girls as well as guys? What do they think of each other? Love ya!
—Vincapink

Dear Love Ya Back:
I don't think I've specified sex on both babes, have I? If so, I must have been in a self-involved drool session over Nevis Devine, because both Twyla and Terry have had their, uh…brushes with Nev. To answer your question, Terry is far more celebrated—at the moment."

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