Blind Vice: Everybody's Whispering About Nick!

New from Ted today.  An oldie returns.  This one was suspected to be about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith the first time around.  Bt there were questions surrounding that, after Ted was (as usual) contradictory about the timing of Will's BV.  Now that they are in the tabs again, they seem to fit for this again.

Blind Vice: Everybody's Whispering About Nick!

The sexy-ass life (and wife) Hard-Nipple Nick set up for himself years ago is getting so complicated lately. As if agreeing that your wife could have her lovers while you have yours could ever be an easy arrangement for very long! Hot, yeah, but, easy?
Not anymore. Here's what's unraveling:
The trust. And we don't mean between Hard-Nipple and his missus. More like the help.
You know, all those peeps rich folks like Mr. Nick always have around? Sure, they've all signed confidentiality agreements, but, you think they all pay attention to those legal handcuffs? Actually, yes, most within the Nick household do.
Just not all. Two employees very close to Hard-Nipple are opening their traps about their employer's imaginative marital arrangement, and word's starting to get out lately—much more than it has in the past. Regarding what an active, lively and rather democratic love-life (with more attention to the boys than to the girls we must add) Hard enjoys!
So, perhaps Nick's legal eagles might want to look in the direction of those sleeping near Hard-Nipple, as opposed to those right next to (which is where they're currently focused).
AND IT AIN'T: Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck

Please click on the label below for a link to our post on the previous Hard-Nipple Nick Blind Vice from 2009, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Will Smith

Blind Vice: Star Couple Showdown!

New from Ted on Friday Apr 24 -

Blind Vice: Star Couple Showdown!
Hard-Nipple Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife's figure and professional goings-on aren't too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything's pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple's agreement to have lovers outside the marriage. Instead of his-and-hers towels, they have his-and-hers sex partners!
And you guessed it, there's a girl for Mrs. Nick and...
A boy for Mr. Nick! And like the smart have-it-all couple they are, the Nicks chose other famous people to be their closeted lovers. Too crafty! Only problem being Hard-Nipple's boyfriend is married to an established actress who's growing increasingly peeved over the clandestine arrangement.
"He's starting to go out and fly him with him everywhere," a good friend to the Nicks told yours truly about Hard-Nipple taking the BF a few too many places as of late. "They're turning up everywhere together, and [the boyfriend's wife] is getting really pissed about it. It's going too far. It's only a matter of time before she spills."
Guess all those pricey little gifties to the wife for borrowing her hubby aren't as attractive as they once were?
Must say I'm a tad surprised to hear this latest development, as H.-N'.s always been one of the best in the Biz about keeping his preferred love life on the down-low. And now that it's flyin' high, guess a tabloid revelation is only seconds away from takeoff!
And It Ain't: John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell

* Update 8/26/11- Ted has eliminated John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell, Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr., Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck

Please see the label below for a link to our post on the most recent Hard-Nipple Nick BV from August 2011.

* Our top guess: was Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. (Now under dispute because on April 2 Ted said that Will was already a subject of a BV.)