Showing posts with label Hussy Purr. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Vintage BV: Hussy Purr & Drinkel Manslut

Here's another vintage BV couple, from 2006.   [And here's the thing, people.  This is yet ANOTHER one that people thought this was Jess and Nick.  However, we know that they can each have only ONE nickname and not unliminted as people thought a few years ago.  So who do you think this was about???]
Update 11/23/10 - Nick Lachey was said to NOT have a BV yet, so this couple and other BV couples can NOT be them.


One Rattling Blind Vice - March 16, 2006

Oh, Hussy Purr, every day I come a wee bit closer to understanding why you change moods more often than hairstyles. Sometimes, a story unfolds slowly. What we know is Hussy and her onetime perma-man-candy, Drinkel Manslut, may be no longer. And zillions of theories abound, citing everything from HP's unconventional love life to Drink's roving eyes, hands, etc. Alas, while I'm sure neither Hussy nor Drinkel deserves to be canonized anytime soon, I've learned from excellent sources that it was her misbehavior that put them into "get away from me once and for all" land. And to top it off, I'm told Hussy put her man into a hissy overdrive with an announcement that's straight out of Jerry Springer: I'm pregnant. And you ain't the daddy. I'm sure she put it more gently, of course, but whatev. Not that Hussy ever seemed much of a conniver, mind you. Were she not so famous, none of this scandalicious horror would seem so shocking. But Hussy is. And so is the father. So, don't expect to see any pics of her preggers in the tabs anytime soon. 'Cause you won't. Any guesses why? 

And it ain't: Sienna Miller/Jude Law, DJ AM/Nicole Richie, Miss Piggy/Kermit the Frog

Eliminated: Sienna Miller/Jude Law, DJ AM/Nicole Richie, Miss Piggy/Kermit the Frog, Cameron Diaz/Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan/Wilmer Valderrama, Paris Hilton/Stavros Niarchos

Top suspects: Carmen Electra/Dave Navarro, Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen
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