Gossip Boy - 8.3.10

From The Gossip Boy last week -

Famewhore Farrah spends most of her time in front of the cameras. If not filming, then being "caught" by paparazzi while she spends quality time with her offspring. Farrah holds a strong front up while out and has been struggling to maintain the career that she wants, though her box-office numbers have dove down almost as fast as her weight. FF is also a back stabbing whore who sleeps with any man that she can get her claws in. Her latest beau was a set-up that she had planned for a long time. No matter that he had a wife and a baby on the way. But once his wife lost the baby, she sank her claws in and snatched him away. FF has a dark and twisted past, one that she has tried to distance herself from for years. But the problem is that Famewhore had a baby at a very young age with a man that she NEVER should have been sleeping with. Farrah gave the baby up for adoption and has tried to make up for it ever since. But word on the street is that FF's little love child is gunning for her. Farrah could never deny it, the girl looks like Farrah cloned herself. But FF knows that no matter what she has done in the present, if her little secrets came out her entire reputation would be flushed. Not to mention that her hunky honey would probably take half of his and roll out. Quite a web we weave, Famewhore Farrah. Should have kept those secrets locked up like Fort Knox, because your people are talking. And if they are worried, you should be too.
It's not: Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes

Hmmm....


* Top suspect: Angelina Jolie

The Gossip Boy - 4.26.10

Just discovered The Gossip Boy... here's his blind items from Monday

1- Which once drop dead gorgeous A-List star once fell in love with a boy so hard the when she found out he also liked boys, she went off the deep end?  She has since been in countless rehabs and her career has gone down the drain.  She recently made attempt to see this ex and during dinner he thought that they could actually be friends again.  Until the next night when he found her in his hotel room, naked and waiting on his bed. Not Julia Stiles

2- Which television star is so worried that she isn't getting all of the press from her so that she decided to stage a break-up with a fake boyfriend so that people will feel sorry for her?  She has tried it before and no one cared, so what makes her think that this time will be any different? Not Eva Longoria

3-Which indie actress has kept her long time secret affair with an A-Lister tightly under wraps?  They met all they way back in 1997 when she was a young little thing and he was almost 20 years her senior, not to mention that over the past 13 years, they have continued their affair.  He has a family that he keeps away from Hollywood, and this is probably the main reason why. Not Gabby Hoffman

Hmmm...