Lainey - She lost the cover

New Lainey blind riddle from Sept 5 -

She lost the cover

It’s an opportunity that’s been withheld from some of the most famous women in the world. It’s considered a major honour – to make the cover, THAT cover, a cover her predecessors had achieved and one that was being offered to her just as she was moving forward with the next stage in her career. It was to be a big deal.
The photo shoot happened. Everyone was happy with the pictures.
And then, well, she did her thing. She did her thing, for several minutes she did her thing, and the world gasped and they gasped and now those pictures, they might not be on the cover anymore.
They’ve told her that they are reconsidering her cover but that she’ll still show up in the pages, just not on the front page.
For prestige, this is definitely a setback. But for sales? And notoriety? And general headline-worthiness? There haven’t been any losses. It…just might be a couple of years before they ask her again. 

Top suspect: Miley Cyrus

Lainey - Cold Young feet?

New riddle from Lainey Tuesday 2/26...

Cold Young Feet?

At a pre-Oscar party this weekend...
He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.
They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.
Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say it’ll be a long engagement. If this is how it’s going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. They’re just so young.
PS. NOT January Jones.

Top suspects: Liam Hemsworth, Emma Watson (fiance Miley Cyrus)


Update 3/5 - Lainey has revealed this riddle here, and here, and we were correct.

Bonus Blind! Me-Me Holds Huge Celeb Captive (In Bed)

New from Ted today -

Bonus Blind!  Me-Me Holds Huge Celeb Captive (In Bed)

Praise the lord for Me-Me Dallas!!! She is hands-down one of our favorite Vicers in history.
Just because Tobey Yum-Yum isn't frequenting Ms. Dallas' trailer too much anymore does not mean she's passing time on sets solo.
Oh hell no.
We just got word that Me-Me was caught (or rather, overheard) sexing up a major superstar recently…
Let's call him Wilby Whiskers.
Me-Me and Wil are acquaintances. They aren't super tight, but have tons of mutual friends and cross paths professionally.
Now, we had no idea just how close these two were until recently.
Yep, you guessed it! You can add "hump-buddies" to each star's versatile resume.
We all know Me-Me gives special private tours (for two) of her trailer on set, and it seems that Wilby Whiskers extends the same courtesy!
While working together a little while back, people heard very loud, moaning rumblings coming from W.W.'s trailer. Everyone knew Ms. Dallas was in there with him so the following scenario managed to still shock a few people:
"He came out, all disheveled, fixing his pants and shirt," an eyewitness tells us. "Everyone knew what had just happened, but we were all stunned."
"He actually came out of his bedroom compartment and deposited his used condom in a trash can—in front of folks."
Me-Me made her not-so-stealth exit moments later.
Damn dude, nervy, not to mention tacky as hell!
This is so wrong, yet so right.
Me-Me, you should really thank us. Not because we're hiding your sexcapades (don't think you shock too many people anymore) but because we won't reveal that you bedded W.W.
Seriously, his worshipers would murder you.
And it Ain't: Nikki Reed & Robert Pattinson, Julia Stiles & Michael C. Hall, Selena Gomez & Cory Monteith

Please see our label below for the two previous Me-Me Dallas BVs including a full list of who has been eliminated.
Top suspect: Miley Cyrus

For Wilby Whiskers:
As of Dec 23 - Ted has also eliminated Bret Michaels.
Top suspect: Justin Bieber

* Update 2/10/11 - Ted has strongly hunted/semi-revealed this to be about Miley and Justin:

"Dear Ted:
Miley Cyrus was at Justin Bieber's premiere. How good of friends are these kids? Any dish you can give about B.V.s they might have? Love reading the Vices!
—Polar Bear in Texas

Dear Cold in Texas:
You're actually quite warm, po-bear! In order you asked: Very. No, but their trailers would like to say a few words here. Thank you!"

Just as we thought!

Bonus Blind Vice! Me-Me Dallas Goes For Girls!

New from Ted today...

Bonus Blind Vice!  Me-Me Dallas Goes For Girls!

Last we heard from Me-Me Dallas, she was makin' that set trailer rock all over the place, thanks to the fun mattress action she had going on inside with her good dude friend, Tobey Yum-Yum. Mind you, this was all went down while outside the fancy dressing room; Me-Me kept telling everybody she was staying faithful to her boyfriend—and that they weren't all that serious, anyway.
Girl knows how to spin a lie better than Lindsay Lohan.  Meanwhile, there's something else Ms. Dallas is being quite upfront about:
Kissing girls!
Yes, everybody and their mama frets about how many boys, and which boys, Me-Me is—or is not—getting trailer trashy with. But they're missing the real story: that she's hopelessly devoted to finding out what it's like to French kiss a lady.
Ugh, this is so Crescent Kumquat territory! First, it starts with the lip-lock curiosity, next comes playing around with each other, then, it's the whole damn morning after!
But for now: On two separate occasions, shocked, elite Hollywood revelers have witnessed Me-Me announce, as we're told, that she wants "to kiss a girl." It's happened in a private club, as well as at another less public venue.
Both times Dallas was loaded to the gills, by the by. To get her courage up, ya think?
"She made her grand entrance," said a fellow guest at Me-Me's last fancy do, "and she said she wanted to kiss with a girl.
"So this lesbian goes up to her," the Sapphic witness tells us, "and starts really making out. [Me-Me] was really into it, at first, but then I think she saw that people were looking and she pulled away."
Not so at the big Hollywood club where Dallas was a short time earlier. Onlookers couldn't believe their eyeballs when Me-Me "really went to town," making out with another good-looking chick.
Ugh, has anybody told Me-Me's current boyfriend just how his GF likes to get her hot on?
Doubtful, as he's so busy trying to be so good right now.
Jeez, dude, why bother, if this is what your honey's up to?

And it Ain't: Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson

Top suspect: still Miley Cyrus.
Here is the link to the previous Me-Me Dallas Blind Vice from 8/12/09, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Lainey- Sex and Drink

Sex & drink

When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of. Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble. At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth? Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.

Update Nov 4 - Lainey has eliminated Taylor Swift, Ali Lohan.

Top suspect/Lainey has semi-revealed to be: Miley Cyrus

One Bonus Cherry-Poppin' Blind Vice

I missed this yesterday... a bonus blind from Ted -

One Bonus Cherry-Poppin Blind Vice
Darlings, you have no idea how much we wish we didn't have to make this hot little gem a Blind Vice. But our E! attorney, a nasty little bitch from New York who hasn't had any action since Britney was a virgin, insists the veil must be dropped. Oh, whatever.
Still, it's hot 'n' dishy! So let us introduce you to Me-Me Dallas and Tobey Yum Yum, two up-and-coming celebs who we know are going to be B.V. regulars—like Morgan Mayhem, but tons sexier and more fun!
You can tell that Me-Me is dying to be bad; she always seems to be getting herself into hiccup after hiccup. And as for Tobey, we've always known he was a troublemaker, but for some reason Mr. Yummy has been able to fly more under the radar. Blame the dimples.
Anyway, this stormy couple had a very thundering moment a year or so back. They were working on a TV show together, and neither of them were quite as virginal as they try to tell you they are...
See, Me-Me and Tobey took a break together out in M's trailer, and let's say everyone on the set got an earful of just how much these two cuddly teens hunger for and adore each other. More importantly (and so adoringly), they decided to be each other's firsts. There. And. Then. On a stage set! For the whole crew to listen to!
And everyone on-set heard exactly how well that undertaking went down. And up. And in the middle and sideways...
We feel incredibly perverted writing about this, but it just had to be shared, don't you think? I mean, particularly since both parties couldn't wait to tell everybody else that what they heard was, uh, what they heard.
And it ain't: Dakota Fanning & Chris Evans, Taylor Momsen & Chace Crawford, Camilla Belle & Joe Jonas

* For Me-Me Dallas:
As of 3/8/11, Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Taylor Momsen, Camilla Belle, Demi Lovato, Meaghan Martin, Selena Gomez, Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson, Rihanna, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Julia Stiles, Lea Michele
Top suspect: Miley Cyrus


* For Tobey Yum-Yum:
As of 6/18/10, Ted has eliminated Chris Evans, Chace Crawford, Joe Jonas, John Goodman, Robert Pattinson, Mark Salling, Ian Somerhalder
Top suspect: Nick Jonas.

Here is the link to the new Me-Me Dallas Blind Vice from 5/13/10.

And here is the link to the new Tobey Yum-Yum Blind Vice from 6/18/10.