Monday, December 20, 2010

Bonus Blind! Me-Me Holds Huge Celeb Captive (In Bed)

New from Ted today -


Bonus Blind!  Me-Me Holds Huge Celeb Captive (In Bed)

Party In The U.S.A.Praise the lord for Me-Me Dallas!!! She is hands-down one of our favorite Vicers in history.
Just because Tobey Yum-Yum isn't frequenting Ms. Dallas' trailer too much anymore does not mean she's passing time on sets solo.
Oh hell no.
We just got word that Me-Me was caught (or rather, overheard) sexing up a major superstar recently…
Let's call him Wilby Whiskers.
Me-Me and Wil are acquaintances. They aren't super tight, but have tons of mutual friends and cross paths professionally.
Now, we had no idea just how close these two were until recently.
My World 2.0Yep, you guessed it! You can add "hump-buddies" to each star's versatile resume.
We all know Me-Me gives special private tours (for two) of her trailer on set, and it seems that Wilby Whiskers extends the same courtesy!
While working together a little while back, people heard very loud, moaning rumblings coming from W.W.'s trailer. Everyone knew Ms. Dallas was in there with him so the following scenario managed to still shock a few people:
"He came out, all disheveled, fixing his pants and shirt," an eyewitness tells us. "Everyone knew what had just happened, but we were all stunned."
"He actually came out of his bedroom compartment and deposited his used condom in a trash can—in front of folks."
Me-Me made her not-so-stealth exit moments later.
Damn dude, nervy, not to mention tacky as hell!
This is so wrong, yet so right.
Me-Me, you should really thank us. Not because we're hiding your sexcapades (don't think you shock too many people anymore) but because we won't reveal that you bedded W.W.
Seriously, his worshipers would murder you.
And it Ain't: Nikki Reed & Robert Pattinson, Julia Stiles & Michael C. Hall, Selena Gomez & Cory Monteith

Please see our label below for the two previous Me-Me Dallas BVs including a full list of who has been eliminated.
Top suspect: Miley Cyrus

For Wilby Whiskers:
As of Dec 23 - Ted has also eliminated Bret Michaels.
Top suspect: Justin Bieber

* Update 2/10/11 - Ted has strongly hunted/semi-revealed this to be about Miley and Justin:
"Dear Ted:
Miley Cyrus was at Justin Bieber's premiere. How good of friends are these kids? Any dish you can give about B.V.s they might have? Love reading the Vices!
—Polar Bear in Texas

Dear Cold in Texas:
You're actually quite warm, po-bear! In order you asked: Very. No, but their trailers would like to say a few words here. Thank you!"

Just as we thought!

125 comments:

Pale said...

I have no idea but in Ted's website, the main guess seemed to be Justin Bieber.

My only concern is...he talks about trailers and set, as if they were filming something. Justin Bieber wasn't in any movies lately, was he?

tvperson29 said...

miley and justin worked together on a couple of things like much music awards and they perfomed together in madison square garden..personally i think this took place then since ted sayis it wasnt too long ago and they perormed in august together. over on the e boards they conclude that wilby whiskers = will be whiskers...i think this is brilliant since bieber doesnt have facial hair yet. also the fact that he mentions violent worshipers makes me think this bieber even more.
in my opinion it is iley and bieber case closed

Violet said...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/24/hugh-jackman-miley-cyrus-personal-security/

Hugh Jackman for wilby whiskers??

lauren said...

Whilby whiskers - Taylor lautner perhaps tons of mutual friends in the biz, whiskers clue for wolf, and he has a huge following due to twilight and he and miley are in New Orleans filming different films but where both seen at a foot ball game recently> Just a guess cause Biebs is a bit young for Miley.

Jennifer said...

Is Beiber a Huge Celeb? I guess but when I read this I got the vibe it was someone older.

Jamee said...

HAHAHA. Violet and lauren, you both just gave me quite good laughs. Hugh Jackman and Taylor Lautner?? Are your guesses jokes? (I don't intend that to be rude, but I mean...)

Bieber makes sense. It's just obvious. And it seems like there are no guys that fit as far as those she's worked with on films with whom she has a lot of mutual friends and acquaintances. Liam Hemsworth? Obviously no. Greg Kinnear? Double no. There's no one super famous who was on Hannah Montana, was there?

Either way it seems more recent. And like someone just said, it could be someone who she performed with in a concert or award show. Her IMDb also says she was in Justin's yet released documentary...Maybe that was the chick who he "lost it to" on Lainey's blind a few months back?!

Jamee said...

And yes, the Biebs is THE BIGGEST celeb right now, no doubt. He's not a movie star, but as far as numbers go, he's huuuge.

Jennifer said...

was also thinking that someone as inexperienced as Beiber would probably do the classless act of throwing a condom away in front of people so everyone would know he did the deed.

Rita, Montreal said...

Jennifer and Lauren: Hugh Jackman and Taylor Lautner are unfortunately already Blind Vices with their own, in Ted's ling, homo-licious monikers.

Used to make the same mistake, and forget to check my guesses for confirmed blind. I am underlining confirmed, because of proven timelines, for other guesses with top suspects are yet to be confirmed. And those to me are still up for debate.

Miley and Taylor, would not be rocking the trailor, unless they were actually doing push-ups and jumping jacks.

My guess for Wilby Whiskers: the Bieb of course is one. But was wondering though, in a more disgusting thought process, wouldn't it be the ol' dude who sang with her «Every Rose Has its Thorne».

Must push Ted to give age specifics on Wilby!

Nicole said...

Justin Bieber for sure. This sounds so young and dumb to me.. The condom, "Whiskers", everyone was "shocked"... Anytime a female looks at the Biebs they get death threats. And anytime a singer performs somewhere, they usually have a trailer for rehearsals.. Trailers aren't only for film sets. That said, ewww.

Jamee said...

Rita--Brett Michaels?? Ewwww! I mean, I'm not saying it can't be him, but whoa, talk about a completely disgusting and f-cked situation that would be! Ugh whyyyyyy did you just put that image in my head?! I'm scarred...haha. :)

Jamee said...

Oh, and for Biebs--I also think the whole discarding the condom sounds like an amateur thing. Also, his ego and attitude are becoming notorious. It wouldn't surprise me. It really sounds like someone young and dumb.

Michelle said...

I agree with both of Jennifer's thoughts. When I first read this I took "huge star" to mean someone really established. I know Bieber is big right now, but I was thinking a Brad Pitt type or someone really shocking and older than her. But after reading, I also thought that move at the end of throwing away the condom in front of everyone seemed like the something an inexperienced teenage boy would do. I really don't want this to be Bieber cause it just grosses me out. I just don't get the appeal!! I guess I am too old. I'd love to get some more clues about Wilby though? Maybe Rita (he ALWAYS answers you! :) can ask what line of of the biz he's in??

Michelle H

Michelle said...

Rita, Brett Michaels was the first thought for me too.

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

Jamee, my sincerest apologies for scarring you. but hey, we talk golden showers and poop in hotel sheets... Why not Bret Michaels.

However, I would like to retract my Michales guess, he, in NO WAY, is considered a superstar. NO WAY... maybe for 5 seconds in 1992. but that's it!

Whiskers are for cats and babies, so the Biemeister it is. That hearbreaker, going to go through all the Disney chicks very quickly.

Was wondering though if we could make the link and nicely tie Lainey's blind about Bieber, with Ted's blind about Miley: Did Me-Me offer... a darker tunnel to Bieber's first time?

Ewwwwww. Sorry Jamee. But one should never leave venues unsearched just because of yuck factors!

Rita, Montreal said...

Michelle, will do! will oreo-cookie the kwapp out of Wilby!

Michelle said...

A dark tunnel?? Rita, that is too funny. You're right. It's possible those blinds are connected!!

I agree, Brett Michaels is not necessarily a huge star although he was one in the late 80s/early 90s. Plus, there is the Brett Micheals to Miley's mom and I really think Ted would find a way to throw that in there in his special Ted way. So, I am on the Bieber train until I hear anything that makes me think otherwise!

Sam said...

I think Justin Bieber is a good guess. It may be the most obvious(at least to me), but Ted doesn't seem too intent on keeping Miley's blinds a huge secret. It woud also explain him saying:

"Me-Me, you should really thank us. Not because we're hiding your sexcapades... but because we won't reveal that you bedded W.W."

She wants to be seen as "edgy" and "sexy" and Justin Bieber would not help that image.

P.S. This could also conincide with that Lainey blind about a young celeb who lost his v-card to a "more experienced older woman, if you can call her that." Just a thought.

leidy said...

Miley was a minor until 10sec ago. Her partner in this vice is probably a minor aswell. A grown man would never throw the condom away in front of others without concern about legal implications of having sex with a minor in front of witnesses.

leidy said...

Miley was a minor until 10sec ago. Her partner in this vice is probably a minor aswell. A grown man would never throw the condom away in front of others without concern about legal implications of having sex with a minor in front of witnesses.

Sue said...

what about one of the other JoBros - its sounds classy enough of a story to be going where his bro had been before!

Michelle said...

To Jamee and Sam-

I posted a comment on after this blind on Ted's wall referencing Lainey's blind and the url and it was deleted. Either it's too close for comfort or they don't want links to other gossip sites in the comments. Although they do have it right on the web page, so who knows. I thought it was interesting that it was taken down within 10 min of my posting it

Jennifer said...

Interesting that one of the NOTs is Selena Gomez and E had a story on her and Beiber today

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Kimber said...

Would you really call Justin Beiber's resume "versatile"? Doesn't that mean someone who does more than one thing? She's currently filming with Joshua Bowman and has just wrapped up acting with Austin Nichols.

Nicole said...

He has "worshippers"...

Tara said...

Jamee and Rita, hilarious. I have to admit that the Rock of Love himself did cross my mind, but Biebs is definitely my top fave for this and the Lainey blind. I never even thought that Miley could be the chick in that one, was too busy focusing on Selena and Demi.

Kimber, exaggeration and Ted go hand in hand, but he did do CSI and he now has his own doll, you know;) Please don't guess Austin Nichols though, I can't take that in conjunction with the Taylor Lautner and Hugh Jackman guesses too.

Cana said...

it's a "BONUS" blind vice, so let's go with the obvious and logical > Justin Bieber :D

Caz1310 said...

Hee hee at all who have suggested Bret Michaels. It does my head in to think he could have been on with the mum & daughter. Would he be that stupid? Agree with those who know an older experienced bloke wouldn't bin a used condom in front of others although this part of the story sounds pretty far fetched. Surprisingly I didn't think of Bieber...it does go well though with Lainey's previous blind, as others have noted. It's rather logical. I'd love to suggest RPattz or Kellan for a laugh but seriously, their paths wouldn't cross Miley's.

Caz1310 said...

Whilst I'm on the silly suggestion train...what about Timberlake? Have they crossed paths for any reason? His fans would go nuts.

hordac said...

Omg- hilarious stuff here! Reinforces my love of this place and its contributors! I thought older for this too. But the condom throwing and fans who would kill her makes me agree that this would be biebs.

Caz1310 said...

Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute (can imagine Billy Ray saying that). If Biebs and Miley were actually known to be having sex in a trailer with others around, where are the photos and/or video of him leaving? This pairing would have been all over mainstream media by now. Sorry guys I think the guy in this really is someone else.

Gabriel said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b217254_source_zac_efron_getting_chummy_with.html

Zac efron then? ;)

Stephanie said...

The Biebs. The moniker eludes to a very young male, and JB is the youngest SUPERSTAR I can even think of.

Stephanie said...

Oh and I've commented before on how I tend to look @ the timing of Ted's posts just as much, if not more sometimes, than the actual post itself. So, to me, it's no coincidence that in already two (just that I've seen) of this week's tabloids there are photos of the Biebs walking around London with a drawn-in mustache. Ha! So obvious in my opinion.

Jennifer said...

With Ted's bitch-back response this is looking more and more like Beiber - ewww

talia said...

yup gabriel!
i go with that hint as well...

talia said...

but zac is jb... sooo does he want to lead us away from thinking it's bieber?

Jennifer said...

He said twice in that article that their breack-up had nothing to do with a third party - maybe he is just trying to give the hint that Miley will get down with anyone - like we didn't already know that

Jamee said...

Hahaha Tara--I'm right with you. Sorry guys, but some of these guesses I just can't take! I won't even comment. Moving on...

Caz--I'll have to note that I think so much paparazzi photos and video are completely planned and planted. Unless you're looking at people like Robsten. I mean, those two can't make eye contact with the air without people up their asses taking photos. But I do think that it's possible for Miles and the Biebs to go all stealthy and not have cameras/paps around them constantly. And if it's a closed set or something, unless the paps were called up by them, they can get around a lot of that stuff. Just sayin.

I don't think this guy is older. Brad Pitt? That's just sick. I really think this is something half the guys in my high school would have done. 16-year-olds want to show off where they've spread their seed, let's be honest. "Bro, guess whose pants I just got in!" blah blah blah. And I can almost guarantee that Beiebs will be on the Miley "I'm not so innocent" train any day now. I'm convinced. He's so up his own ass right now, it is bound to happen.

Rita, Montreal said...

Caz, Tara, you sometimes forget that older sleazballs will show off for sleeping (to put it lightly) with a young thing... Although I do think it's the Biebs, the throwing condom in the trash in front of all could also be from a disgusting classless older dude, trying to show the world that he still got it. Plus, SHE IS NOW OF LEGAL AGE!!

Michelle said...

Tara-I agree. What next--Jake G. for this..?! (although nothing Toothy does would ever surprise me. HA)

Jamee-I reeeeeally hope my throwing out the name Brad Pitt was not interpreted as a guess (see, this is why I started initialing my posts, so the other Michelle doesn't get blamed for things I might say ;). I just meant that when I saw "huge" celebrity that my kneejerk response is someone established and at that level. But UGH, no, I don't even want to picture that. :)

Did you guys notice in the BBs today that Ted said this person also has a connection to Darla Jones? Could mean we are still on the right track with that Lainey blind, in which case- Wow, Biebs, glad you are using a condom cause those Disney kids are wild!

MH

Tara said...

Eeew, Rita. I don't think we can put anything like that past Bret, but Biebs is the ticket for me here.

Michelle, totally agree that Lainey's could still be Selena. In fact, maybe he got down with Miley BECAUSE Selena would not do the traditional deed with him. Either way, I am totally weirded out by it all. Whether the backdoor sex was with either one of these girls, the Biebs defiled Hannah Montana and a Disney Witch. Wow.

kristin said...

I was pretty sure that WW is JB until this little gem was published today in a story about Efron

"Speaking of rowdy, Miley Cyrus is also in town filming!

Is it just us, or are you all predicting she may try her luck at wooing Efron?

(If she hasn't already.)

I always thought Zac was Jackie B..?

If Zac wasn't JB then he would fit this blind.
Do we know if Efron is Jackie Boufant?

kristin said...

Ok so yeah, it can't be Zac Efron, guess Ted was trying to throw people off?

I am back on the Bieber train FTW

freckles said...

i am in agreement with the above, this is biebs (and miley). i remember reading the blind about a superstar losing the v-card. i figured it was biebs, wasn't too sure about the girl. but now reading this updated blind, its beibs and miley for sure. kudos for wearing protection.

hordac said...

Agree that the comment about Miley and Zac was an attempted throw off by Ted,

Rita, Montreal said...

Today Ted answered a question on his BBs where someone asked if Wilby Whiskers was Brett Michaels. His answer: Fabulous guess, but no.

Does that mean that Wilby is like I thought previously: an older yucky man, showing off that he still got it?

Now that's a whole different ball game.

And people, remember, Jackie Bouffant is into the ladies lately. So why not Miley?

kristin said...

Rita, I think Ted said it was a good guess because they are both musicians. Because in the same breath he said "Not a terrible guess at all, but wrong beat for Wilby. Are you breathing easier?" The fact that he said wrong beat makes me think that Brett is rock (questionably!) and Justin is pop, but they are both still musicians.

I am sticking with Biebs for this one

Michelle said...

Rita,

The way I took Ted's comment about Brett Michaels was as more of a confirmation of Miley being Me-Me and his association with her. I don't think Ted's answer of it being a fabulous guess is about any similarities Brett has to Wilby. Just my interpretation.

My take is IF Zac Efron and Miley are doing it, it is unrelated to this blind. There's no reason for a new BV name because I think the case for Zac being JB is pretty airtight.

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

good point Kristen, did not looh at it that way. same for Michelle. the biebs it is, still ewwwww.

Tara said...

Zac Efron cannot be Wilby Whiskers. Zac has had a blind for over a year, and this has been confirmed over and over by Ted. Ergo, Wilby cannot be Zac, because he already has a name (regardless of whether anyone agrees that his moniker is Jackie Bouffant). Zac can try to dip his pen in all the Disney ink he likes to try to forget that he likes peen, but that doesn't mean he can be WW. With the way Miley has been spreading, it would not surprise me one bit....but that would be beside the point of this BV.

I agree that Ted was making the Miley connection, further confirming her as MeMe, by saying that Bret was a great guess. One of the best clues Ted gave was that WW's fans would kill her if they found out. I am sure Hugh Jackman or George Clooney or Jack Nicholson's fans are not the murderous type. So what does that leave us with? The emotionally unstable, obsessively infatuated tweens. Who would kill to tap some Biebs.

In related news, has anyone else seen the "Biebian" trend? I am loving the lesbians who look like Justin Bieber website. It is pretty awesome.

Jennifer said...

In other non related news, Blurry must be on vaca - dying to discuss Sheila Yabos :)

Michelle said...

Wow, Tara-Biebians?? That sounds hilarious!!! I definitely have to find that!

Jennifer, I am right there with you! Was thinking ScarJo was a gimme on that, but now I'm thinking Christina.

MH

Jamee said...

Michelle--Haha, no not at all. I wasn't even referring to you, just all the guesses of people saying it's an older superstar and I just thought of Pitt as an example. Nothing specific, really!

Jamee said...

Tara, I looove that site. It's gold.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

And to Tara--I have to just comment about the link between Selena/Miles/Biebs/Lainey's blind. This isn't even an important point in this whole thing, and I'm no sexual anthropologist, but I can't imagine someone LEAVING someone who lets him go in the back door (Selena) FOR someone who wants to do it traditionally (Miley). I mean, that chick who likes it back there is a gold mine for every guy I know. Seriously. Just something to think about. I can't imagine that being the reason. Though he is only 16, but we know he's growing up very fast being a star. I mean, find me a guy, any guy, who's all "Oh, she only lets me do it in the butt so I have to find someone else" and I'll give ya a million dollars!

Michelle said...

Buahahaha, Jamee!! Was thinking the same thing.

I think the real reason would be more to do with the fact that he's 16 and will pretty much do it with whoever says yes!!

MH

Michelle said...

Also, Tara killed me earlier with her comment about the fans who would "kill to tap some Biebs". So funny and so wrong on so many levels.

MH

hordac said...

Tara, your last comment was hilarious! Zac and the Disney ink to forget the peen - LOL!!! :-)

hezilee said...

I'm on board with the Bieber guess for WW. I also think the line about the murderous fans is a dead giveaway. Everyone knows that Bieb superfans can be violent lunatics...there was that whole thing awhile ago with Kim Kardashian receiving death threats after Bieber announced that he had a crush on her or something.

As for whether he has a versatile resume, I say he absolutely does. The kid is just getting started and already has albums and huge concert tours under his belt, a book published, and a movie coming out about his life. He can sing, song-write, dance, rap, and play a bunch of instruments.

I'm not ashamed to say I have Bieber Fever but luckily I'm not a crazed teen superfan (far from it) so I think this blind is hilarious if it's true. :)

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Rita, Montreal said...

People are also forgetting that he has a MANICURE LIGN of all things. Now, that is diverse!

Tara said...

Let me translate for the French Canadienne--she means Nail Polish Line. Rita, you somehow write with an accent;) I know what you are saying!! The dude is well accomplished in many arenas for a 16 year old. Who can say they have all the things Hez says above, acting spots, a freaking doll and a manicure line by 16? He definitely qualifies as multi-talented: his moola is coming in from all different directions!


I can't help it, this is funny and incredibly disturbing all at once. I just can't stop discussing Bieber's sex life. All of this is funny! And creepy, totally wrong like Michelle said. I am not a Biebiac or anything, but the guy is strangely fascinating. Everyone does need to check out the Biebian site, it is amazing. Fistbump, Jamee!

Ok about the rear access, Jamee. Here is my thought, if you lost your virginity by doing it in da butt, even though it may be awesome to him, it is kind of out of order on the sex scale. No matter what anyone says, it is still more unusual. So a horny 16 year old boy is still going to want to try the real deal out of curiosity, and because 16 year old boys would hump trees if they could. Someone like Justin can easily find someone else to do that if his girl won't. This is weirdly reversed (usually guys are searching for the more taboo things their girl won't do), but if Selena were the girl from Lainey and she wouldn't put out in the traditional sense, then he had to find someone who would. In comes Miley with something to prove (i.e. "World look at me, I am not a little girl anymore, I am a Lindsay Spears in training").

Ross Family Five said...

Tara: AWESOME. I felt like you were reading my mind with your back door commentary. Disturbing? Fo sho. And, Rita, you do write with an accent, but I love it! I can "hear" you when I read your comments. Anyway, I think you all are right on; Miley and the Beibs.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please tell me Bret Michaels isn't Wilby Whiskers!
—nbeezy

Dear Trailer of Love:
Not a terrible guess at all, but wrong beat for Wilby. Are you breathing easier?"



"Dear Ted:
I'm majorly concerned about this, mostly because it would mean further corruption of celebs I like to think are sweet. But your recent blind vice with Me-Me

Dallas left me with one big question: Is Me-Me's recent bedding Wilby Whiskers yet another boy linked to the sweetheart Darla Jones? I cant help but feel

like theres a connection even though I wish there wasn't.
–Francie

Dear Technicality:
Honey, they all run in the same young-Hollywood crowd—of course, there's linkage there. I wouldn't overly worry your sweet head over it, though. In that

group, you can't find anyone who hasn't been tainted already."

PrincessTiff said...

I'm not sure that I buy Miley denying him back stage access *wink wink.* He is probably stoked he found someone to give him both, um, ends of the spectrum. And Tara, thank you for pointing out that she is also following in Britney's footsteps. People keep saying she's the next Lindsay, but I feel she is on her way to a delightful hybrid.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Me-Me Dallas! What has she been up to?
—Sasha

Dear Naughty or Nice:
What's there to say about Me-Me…she's doing what (and whoever) she pleases right now! We picked her name for a reason. It's all about me me me me me with Me-Me. Plus, she's a little Dallas, i.e., tacky."

Rita, Montreal said...

Merci Tara! Odd how I write in perfect English when writing Ted (twice in BBs today!), must apply as much on this site.

And I do agree with the backdoor access: boys will not consider themselves men (the straight ones) until they went the old-fashion way! And they would really hump anything that moves.

btw, saw Bieber in an interview, the guy is a natural flirt! He makes the women giggle, no matter their age. Odd. So he must have IT.

Also, on the diverse and multi-talented front: he just finished filming his BIOGRAPHY people, and he plays himself. At 16!

Too much.

What is he going to do at 40? Rule the world?

Caz1310 said...

The comments on this article are too funny! At 30 (let alone 40) Biebs will be the Lief Garrett/Danny Bonaduce/ the kid from Terminator 2-equivalent on Celebrity Rehab, wondering where his sparkling career went and why no-one wants him anymore. Milk it now Biebs, take advantage that the public LOVE you right now.

Rita, Montreal said...

Hé-ho-eh, he is Canadian eh! Will take him over my knee and spank him if he effs up that much... and by age 40, he might actually like it! The way things are going lately...

summerof84 said...

I cant see bieber as Miley's type...look at the past guy's she's gone for... she likes them older.

Rita, Montreal said...

Summerof84 - I think Me-Me is going for notches on her belt... The same way the Pussy Patrol was going for it as well in early 21st Century, i.e. Paris, Nicole, and all their hangers on at the time.

The Spie said...

As an older gentleman, let me just confirm your suspicions: when I was 16, I would have walked a thousand miles to kill someone for a girl to offer to do it up the butt. It's still a rarity. I can count the times I've done anal with a woman without using all my fingers.

Until this blind, I really had no respect at all for Justin Bieber. But now...if he nailed Miley AND took Gomez on a trip up the Hershey Highway? I have to take my hat off to him.

hordac said...

LOL Spie!!! Imagine a 16 year old having all of his sexual wishes come true, pardon the pun. And all from being discovered on You Tube!

Clancy said...

This reference of Ted's:

"...We picked her name for a reason. It's all about me me me me me with Me-Me."

...could allude to the Hannah/Montana two 'me' characters in the show.

Caz1310 said...

Miley went from boyman Jonas to other fellas, to realman Liam. Have a hard time thinking she'd want to be intimate with boychild Bieber. There isn't one ounce of sexual oomh in him at all. He's more interested in flicking that damn fringe out of his eyes and having fake playdates with Selena. He isn't having sex with anyone of note. These nonsense rumours are PR spin putting it out there that he's one hot tamale to make his fans think they have a chance with him LOL. Agree with Summerof84.

Clancy said...

I don't know, I see her getting a kick out of it for laughs, making the rounds of the fellas, both young and old.

hordac said...

Yeah, I really doubt Miley`s all that discriminating. Especially if you are bonging it up all time, you`ll do whatever is handy.

Nicole said...

I dunno... The Biebs has some serious swagger.

Tara said...

Nicole--I weirdly agree. Seen him on Ellen or Chelsea Lately? The boy is charming.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Ok, I'll bite...what would Selena Gomez think of the Wilby Whiskers and Me-Me Dallas hookup?
—M

Dear Disney Dluts:
I doubt she would be surprised at all. But why do you ask? Just because they are all part of young Hollywood doesn't mean Selena is besties with Wilby or Me-Me."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Jackie Bouffant and Will Whiskers the same person?
—Robin

Dear Trickery:
Certainly not!"

Rita, Montreal said...

Nicole, that's what I've been trying to say all along. 6 months ago, the kid was just that, a kid, and all of a sudden, he has become that big flirt, charming all the ladies who interview him. watched him on eTalk, same thing! the interviewer was giggling like a schoolgirl with a crush!

As for Me-Me, I really think she's one of those who want to collect notches to her belt. Nothing to do with self-esteem, right or wrong upbringing (although we saw how the mother was very present and encouraging during the Bong incident), that chick is gonna try and sleep with every popular man out there. Watch her.

jjonefiftypb said...

Did you guys see what happened when pictures of Selena Gomez kissing Justin Beber surfaced. He is definitely Willby Whiskers. His fans are a little frightening....

hordac said...

Funny but Lainey said something about Selena needing protection, and she didn`t mean condoms - I thought of this blind right away LOL!! Even though it wasn`t her blind, but Ted`s, I sometimes wonder if Lainey doesn`t give little clues for his too! Wishful thinking on my part I guess.

kristin said...

There is no doubt in my mind that Me-Me and Wilby are Miley and Biebs after this remark from Ted "Bieber strikes me as the type who can't be tamed just yet"

Totally a reference to Miley!!

PrincessTiff said...

Kristin I was just coming here to post that about the "can't be tamed" comment! Lol. Good catch! :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your column, read it everyday. My question is about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. I think it is ridiculous that his fans are being so psychotic about

the two cuties possibly hooking up. They are two little hotties in Hollywood; it would only be natural that something happen, right? Do you think they are

actually dating and can possibly keep it on the down low?
–Megan

Dear Puppy Love:
I think they are totally adorable together, M. Bieber fans need to back the ef off! Selena is a way sweet, normal gal. If Justin is happy, then his tweeps

should be too, no? Sure, they are dating, but like all things in Young Hollywood, I doubt it'll last too long. Bieber strikes me as the type who can't be

tamed just yet."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker into the same stuff Me-Me Dallas is into (stuff as in puff, puff pass stuff?).
—M

Dear Assumption:
Do you mean puff, puff pass the gals or puff, puff pas the grass? Need to be more specific babe. Twyla and Me-Me have little in common, for what it's worth."

I said...

Bieber's hair absolutely disgusts me. And have any of you seen his dad? Short and stout. Does not look good at all. Bieber's peaking too early. He'll end up looking like Daddy. Personally, I don't think he'll "rule the world by 40" at all...I think by that age he will have worn out his welcome, lost his lustre, and be washed up. Heck, I think that will happen by 25 or sooner. There is no shortage of "the next big thing" who would kill to get even half of what Bieber has. Y'all forget how the media likes to pull you up and then tear you down. If he's smart Bieber is SAVING ALL THAT MONEY he is making!!

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted;
I'd love for you to give your insider opinion on 2010. Which breakup were you most surprised by in 2010? Which hookup was a shocker? Were any cheaters that were exposed in 2010 a surprise to you or did you have the goods on pretty much all of them? Who were you the proudest or most disappointed of in 2010? Which B.V. did your readers come the closest to solving? Love, love, love your column. It helps me escape real life for a few minutes a day.
—Annie

Dear In Order U Asked:
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift and John Mayer, David Boreanaz, James Franco and Oprah, Me-Me Dallas. You're very welcome!"

talia said...

just because it's a nice idea as well...:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/jeremy-piven-banged-miley-cyrus-01-2011

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Me-Me Dallas single? Also, what has Jackie Bouffant been up to lately? I haven't heard about him in a while, so I was wondering if he's been doing anything Vice-worthy.
—X

Dear Couple:
Ah yes, two of our faves! Me-Me is single and slutty, per ususal. As is Jackie, although he's hooking up mostly with women though. Who'da thunk it? Now that I think about it, these two Vicers would totally make a hot couple. Wouldn't be surprised if they've done the nasty already, actually."

Cecilia00 said...

Wow.
Ted all but revealed this in the Bitch-Back today.

Rita, Montreal said...

Absolutely agree Cecilia, he spoke about them rocking their trailers!
Wonder if he knows about Lainey's blind regarding Justin's first time.
And am still wondering if Justin's first time WAS MILEY!
Those kids today...

blurry vice said...

Wow a semi-reveal

"Dear Ted:
Miley Cyrus was at Justin Bieber's premiere. How good of friends are these kids? Any dish you can give about B.V.s they might have? Love reading the Vices!
—Polar Bear in Texas

Dear Cold in Texas:
You're actually quite warm, po-bear! In order you asked: Very. No, but their trailers would like to say a few words here. Thank you!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are very good friends; Justin is dating Selena Gomez. Selena and Miley don't like each other, right? So how is

this terrain being navigated?
—Kelly_scannell

Dear Belieber in Love:
In pure lovey-dovey drool, Justin and Selena together is the cutest thing since, like. ever. Honestly, did you see them at the premiere for his movie Never

Say Never last week? No one's getting in the way of that handholding and smiley affair. Not even the Miley. Don't think Justin's been spending hours of

quality time with his girl who's a friend anyways. And the Biebs is in talks to buy a condo in the L.A. area to be closer to Selena! Woof their puppy love so

much.
"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Justin Bieber has said that he thinks sex before marriage is OK. Is he practicing what he preaches?
—Bastiaan

Dear Bieber Between the Sheets:
While I'm all about Bieber and how amazingly cute and talented he is, his premarital sex business with Selena (or whomever) is someone else's situation to

deal with. If he and the GF are really getting it on, good for them."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
King me! Has new-to-the-scene Wilby Whiskers already dethroned Tobey Yum-Yum in Vicey hookups? Since young Hollywood is a painfully (or deliciously) small

group, do they share more than a couple of ladies in common?
—Jet Lagged Cowgirl

Dear Det. On a Horse:
No and no (but soon—on both scores—I'm certain)."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I've guessed a Blind Vice. Me-Me Dallas is Lea Michele. Me-Me screams self-absorption, which is not something Lea lacks, and a few weeks ago you hinted that Ms. Michele may have once upon a time pursued, and landed, one of her costars. I get the impression that ego aside, if she wanted to play, Cory, Mark, Chord, Matt or Kevin wouldn't resist for long.

Dear Michele Messer:
In that order? Not sure I would agree. And Me-Me's not Lea, anyway. Lea's far more interested in her profession than Me-Me is, right now, at least."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b230911_miley_cyrus_stumbles_her_way_out_of.html

blurry vice said...

no answer

"Dear Ted:
Is Miley Cyrus Me-Me Dallas? Is King Schlong David Beckham? Just throwing some guesses out there! My pups say hi!
—lcm_1972

Dear Vicey Guesstamator:
Those are some buh-rilliant guesses, doll! Especially David for Schlong. It's too bad we all know he's overcompensating. Kisses to your pooches!"

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Awful Truth is officially my new guilty pleasure. I've been up since 4 a.m. reading them! Anyway, speaking of guilty pleasures, anything new with Me-Me

Dallas or Wilby Whiskers? Or are they not interesting anymore?
—pink_diorgirl

Dear Newbie:
Welcome to the club, doll! Last time Me-Me was up to no good it involved some girl-on-girl action, but since then she's had bigger, more private issues to

deal with. Boring. Anyways, rest assured that Dallas remains interesting. She just keeps it under wraps on occasion. As for Whiskers, he's way more

interesting than she is. Keep reading! I swear they get better and Vicier.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My puppies would love to know if Pokie McPillster and Me-Me Dallas are friends. Me too, actually! Are they?
—Hannah

Dear Puppy Love:
Yes."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
After the horrific homophobic rant from Tracy Morgan, I would like to know: Is the guy's behind-the-scenes attitude as awful as his acting? I love 30 Rock but I always tend to fast-forward when the guy is on-screen. Also, I have a quickie. Let's play Ditch, Do or Marry: Youngsters Edition! Who would you do, ditch or marry from the following: Wilby Whiskers, Parrish Maguire and Nevis Divine? Thanks!
—Nicholas

Dear Rock 'n' A-Hole:
Tracy hasn't made his less-than-PC opinions a secret in the past so I wasn't too surprised when I heard about the latest crap he was spewing. Not funny, obviously, and just cause he issued some generic apology doesn't mean he's off the hook. Tina Fey has done a pretty good job keeping his 'tude out of the public eye, but one woman can only do so much. As for the BVs, well, I'd marry Nev, do Parr, and ditch Wilby. But that's an interesting selection for "youngsters," age-wise I mean."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If somebody was to write a tell-all book about the last generation of Disney teen greats (Miley & Co.), whose secrets would be (a) the most surprising, (b)

the most scandalous and (c) the dullest? And is there any chance of that book actually being written?
—L

Dear Disney Dissers:
In order you asked: (a) Miley, (b) Britney and (c) Vanessa. Also, keep in mind a good deal of the teen Disney drama has already been (purposely) exposed as a

way of breaking these talents away from the big black mouse ears. But that's not to say a tell-all book wouldn't be deliciously juicy, in addition! And

there's so much more to tell!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Me-Me Dallas or Tobey Yum-Yum are still two of my favorite Vicers. Since I don't think they have been up to anything Vicey together lately, have either of

them been Vicing it up on their own?
—lb

Dear Me-Me Miss You:
Oh how I long for a Me-Me and Tobey reunion. They truly Viced best with each other. But that's a thing of the past, and while they've certainly toned down

their extracurricular sexcapades, neither of these two infamous Blind Vice stars have changed their stripes."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/blind_vice_superstar_miley_cyrus
_no_bad/262351

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Justin Bieber have a Vice? He seems almost too innocent to me. There has to be something he's hiding.
—F

Dear Don't Keep Beliebin':
Yes, agreed and yes."

-THERE WE HAVE IT! The confirmation that J-Biebs is a BV. The last date he was said to have NOT been one: Nov 8 2010. Now on Oct 8 2011 he IS a BV.

If Spie were still here, he would do a comprehensive list and prove it. But for now we can be somewhat CERTAIN that Justin Bieber = Wilby Whiskers!!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Let's talk the alleged Justin Bieber baby. Do I believe that he could have fathered a baby at the ripe old age of 16? Yes. I do. Now, I'm not saying he did,
only that it's definitely possible knowing that he can be Vicey, right? Now, I'm not dumb enough to ask you to confirm or deny this rumor. I'm assuming that
this girl will try to go after child support and there will be a paternity test per court order. So my question is this: Will we the people have any access
to said test at any point or will Bieber's handlers be able to keep this swept under the rug? Despite this being probably false, how will it affect his

image?
—Maggie

Dear Bieber Fever:
Here's the deal: Bieber doesn't have to tell anything. And even though you aren't directly asking, I'll tell you: I think this is all some seriously trashy
BS. Bieber's ways—nonexistent Vice included—are so not this scandalous."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you have thoughts on the baby mama drama surrounding Justin Bieber?
—Katherine


Dear But of Course:
The story of whether or not Justin is backstage lothario is nowhere near ending. Upon his return from Europe, Bieber is planning on taking that paternity

test, so sounds like he's pretty positive that he didn't father the baby. He's also been pretty outspoken about it. But Maria Yeater's lawyers are saying

bring it, so they sound pretty positive that their client is telling the truth. Only time will tell in this drama. I hope he didn't father the baby, and bet

Selena Gomez is hoping the same thing.

Dear Ted:
With all the Justin Bieber paternity drama, I would assume that GF Selena Gomez is pretty affected. But can you tell how affected she is? Is she positive

that her boy didn't father Maria Yeater's baby, or is she worried he did?
—Xet

Dear Baby Mama Drama:
Camp Biebs has been pretty adamant that he's never even met Yeater, and I'm sure he's singing the same tune to Selena. Count on it. Even though the couple

seem very much together as seen at this past weekend's EMAs, trust she's waiting on that paternity test just like the rest of us—just to be 100 percent."

Moshpit Missus said...

DUDE. AT story today on miley and her bfs bday cakes. In the article, shes refered to as "mi"....fh you read quickly, it might be read as me....so, if he hasnt been obvious enough, happy reveal.

Michelle said...

SO Ted just said Justin doesn't have a BV - who the hell is Wilby . . .

EV said...

That was a bombshell that Ted drooped today when he said Biebs didn't have a moniker.

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was hoping for an update on one of your favorite Vicers, Me-Me Dallas. What has she been up to lately? Also, does Me Me know Strawberry Snort 'Em or Debbie Doobie?

Dear Vicing Vixens:
Although the tabloids have been über-harsh on our gal Me Me as of late, her Vicey behavior is (relatively) under control. As for the Vicey connection? I would say yes to the first and no to the second."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am flabbergasted. Shocked. Hell, even dumbfounded and astonished. I have read your many casting suggestions for the role of Christian Grey and nowhere have I seen Taylor Lautner mentioned! Not even once! I know that, age-wise, it might be difficult to pull off, but come on! He would be perfect for it! And I have another question if you don't mind: Do you think Justin Bieber will soon join the ranks of your Blind Vicers? I can't help feeling like that kid is a bit (or even totally) a brat. Thanks!
—Nicholas

Dear Uhhh:
C'mon, babe. Way to totally make me lose my appetite. Skipping over all that gross-out T.Lautner stuff, Justin hasn't scored a moniker yet. And I can't see him anytime soon. The only thing I've caught wind of is a sometimes diva-ish 'tude, and some loose lips have already let that slip."

- TED LIES AND CONTRADICTS HIMSELF YET AGAIN. HE SAID IN OCTOBER 2011 THAT JUSTIN BIEBER DOES HAVE A BV MONIKER.

blurry vice said...

THIS IS MY COMMENT ABOVE COPIED FROM OCT 9 2011:

["Dear Ted:
Does Justin Bieber have a Vice? He seems almost too innocent to me. There has to be something he's hiding.
—F

Dear Don't Keep Beliebin':
Yes, agreed and yes."

-THERE WE HAVE IT! The confirmation that J-Biebs is a BV. The last date he was said to have NOT been one: Nov 8 2010. Now on Oct 8 2011 he IS a BV.

If Spie were still here, he would do a comprehensive list and prove it. But for now we can be somewhat CERTAIN that Justin Bieber = Wilby Whiskers!!!]

EV said...

Here on this site, we have always taken Ted at his word & assumed that when he said someone had a vice, they had a blind vice moniker. Maybe we need to start getting very technical & ask about monikers.

Michelle said...

Crisis averted. Ted just answered my question and was direct about making a mistake, interestingly though I actually said, If he isn't Wilby then please give us another hint at who is, he cut that out of the question, think t proves that he is even more.

EV said...

I am glad Ted fessed up to his mistake today & said that Justin Bieber has a BV.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What the bleep, Ted. You casually throw out that Justin Beiber doesn't have a Vice. Now I'm at a total loss. Because if I remember correctly, you said a while ago that he does. Be a dear, pretty please with weekend sugar on top, and clear this all up.
—M

Dear Eating Crow:
You weren't the only one who caught the little slip up. I must apologize profusely: I guess I was too busy salivating over those Magic Mike boys that I misspoke.
Justin does indeed have a moniker. Hey, we all make mistakes, right?! Now go ahead and bitch about me in the comments!"

blurry vice said...

Now if only he would clear up the fact that he said Sandra Bullock had a BV then didn't, Jennifer Aniston, Viggo Mortensen, the list goes on and on. I am surprised that he actually admitted within a week that he made a mistake with J-Biebs. For you newbies this is nothing new. He has done this many times. See the "List of Ted's BV reveals" post, and label for Sandra Bullock.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Debbie Doobie have a close connection to Wilby Whiskers?
—AJ

Dear Hardly:
I wouldn't say close, but they probably have a few mutual connections. But don't expect the duo to start getting in on the same Vicey biz, if that's what you're asking."

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
I read about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber hanging out with Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson—two known Vicers. So does that mean we have to start worrying about the Biebs and Selena? Are they as squeaky clean as they seem to be?
—KS


Dear Bieber Fever:
Selena's the only squeaky-clean celeb in this crew. But, even though the Biebs is a Vicer, I wouldn't worry too much about their ridiculously cute relaysh."

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