Friday, December 3, 2010

Blind Vice: Superstar Has a Golden Rule - In Bed!

This was new from Ted yesterday, Dec 2 -


Blind Vice: Superstar Has a Golden Rule - In Bed!

Open wide, because this vice is a wet one!
Fernando Tinkle-Treat is a face you've been seeing around a lot lately (and it's a pretty gorgeous one at that). He's been hitting the media circuit, big-time, peddling his recent project where he also happens to be peddling his family-man shtick, too. They sorta go hand in hand.
But, as Hollywood tales go, there's something Fernando's not telling everybody.
Hint: Super Duper-Cooper totally approves...
Not only is Fernando stepping out on his babe, but he's getting his super-massive kinky wet on when he does it!
Yep, we are talking about golden showers, people.
We hear from a source that was more than willing to um, go there, with Fernando that Mr. F really gets his little tinkle-treat going when he urinates on whomever he is bedding at said time.
And it's pee or bust.
No bladder bedroom session, no bone session. Kapesh? After all, if Tinkle is risking stepping out on the ball and chain, it's gotta be worth it.
What is it with famous folks like F.T.T and Super Duper-Cooper? We think these civilians (and celebs, mainly in Super's sheets ‘tho) just desperately want one night with them that they are willing to forgo bedroom etiquette.
Team Truth has never felt more prudish in our lives!
Let's just say there is a time and a place to poop or pee, and that's in a toilet. Or an outside venue if popping a squat is way necessary.
And It Ain't: Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Bieber
Update Dec 23 - Ted has also eliminated Enrique Iglesias, Josh Duhamel, Harrison Ford

Top suspect: ?

78 comments:

blurry vice said...

Really? What is WITH these people?

Cathy said...

A lot of people have been suggesting Ricky Martin for this one, but even if he does enjoy golden showers, I don't think he's currently attached to anyone - hence no "babe" to step out on. It is written in such a way that FTT could be in a gay or straight relationship though, so that leaves us with lots of options...

The Spie said...

Ricky's a favorite for another BV from, I believe, 2006. This one sounds like Mario Lopez.

Rita, Montreal said...

Kiddos, this one has to be a SUPERSTAR: Will Smith and Johnny Depp are in the AIAs! A family man, presently promoting a movie, and a superstar:

Harrison Ford!

For Morning Glory.

Let the debate begin!

Kate16 said...

K I might be flayed alive for this but - Ryan Reynolds?
*until recently was not a BV
*everywhere at the moment - Green Lantern buzz, People's sexiest man alive
*family-man schtick - not sure but Lainey was talking about how the SMA has to appeal to the mini-van set. Maybe Ted thinks the same thing?
*ball and chain - ScarJo?
For the AIA's
Will also played a suprehero, Johnny was the SMA previously, Beiber's Canadian.

roseyf said...

This sounds a lot like Mario Lopez. Latino name, gorgeous face. And the part about "peddling his recent project where he also happens to be peddling his family-man shtick, too" - Mario has been ALL over the press because of his baby daughter, and even has a reality show on VH1 called Saved By the Baby.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/11/01/2010-11-01_mario_lopezs_saved_by_the_baby_reality_show_with_wife_courtney_mazza_is_a_dull_s.html

And this is less obvious, but the rumors way back when were that he and Ali Landry divorced after like two weeks of marriage because he cheated on her multiple times. Which goes along with the "if he's going to risk stepping out, it's gotta be worth it" part of the blind - he's likely being a tad more careful this time.

roseyf said...

Oh, and I don't put much stock in the AIAs, but Will Smith and Johnny Depp were both teen-idol-ish TV stars in the 80s/early 90s, same as Mario. And Justin Bieber is a super huge teen star now that supposedly has dimples (although if he does, they're not nearly as pronounced as Mario's).

Rita, Montreal said...

Rosey, would you think Mario Lopez is a superstar?

This blind, as in the title, is about a superstar, to me it must be A-list, Mario is very far from it: he is peddling a reality show. Maybe a few years back when he was on that hit tv show...

I thought that in relation with the superstars in the AIAs, and the description of the Superstar, someone like Harrison Ford, who is a superstar, and like Johnny Depp, he was in trilogies (Indiana Jones) would make the cut, for right now, he is peddling a movie.

Another guess would be Collin Firth
for the King's Speech. But personally I wouldn't bet on a TV personality.

hordac said...

I just hope Ted will not have any more BVs with someone peeing and pooing in bed as I am going to vomit! Its all about subjugating another human being (ie you are no better than a toilet, you are the receptacle for my waste), and I find it incredibly vile. Whats even worse is the people on the receiving end of this. I don`t see how this can be a turn on for them. It just cant be, unless there are serious mental issues - makes me sad for the human race actually. Boy, sorry for the rant!

Rita, Montreal said...

I understand Hordac. I've actually read about golden showers the first time in the memoirs of "Call me Madam", and she talks about some of the "girls" being paid 15K a shot to pee on their johns. But when the dude wants to pee on you, well, that means he thinks your shit. What bothers me is that Ted is stating that a lot of fans are accepting to go through this: I say leave it to the professionals. Boy, Hollywood is getting more dysfunctional by the day.

88 said...

@Rita, ewww, who would pay for that? LOL.

@Hordac I agree. I get absolutely sick when I read blinds like this. Makes me feel very conservative/vanilla...in a good way of course. LOL.

Anyways, NO CLUE who this could be AT ALL. Way too vague and I find the AIAs random, but I guess there must be a link there? I can't find one though, hard as I try.

Su-Yin said...

'leave it to the professionals' is definitely my motto - ew ew ew!
please don't let it be: robert downey jr? it doesn't actually say he's married. RDJ is promoting 'due date' and has been talking about his son, and how he wants another kid. 'they sorta go hand in hand' because it's a movie about babies & families. he was an 80s heartthrob who became a superstar, like will smith & johnny depp.

Rita, Montreal said...

Su-Yin, RDJ is not a bad guess actually, and quite in line with the first 2 AIAs. However, I think that RDJ is already a past blind. Will check in. But not bad guess at all. The title of the blind is Superstar, I think we have to stick to superstar status actors.

roseyf said...

Rita: Although I see what you're saying about superstar, I took it as a play on Mario Lopez being on "Dancing with the Stars." I don't really consider him a star at all, but he was star enough to put on that show (yes I know they're mostly has-beens), and he's arguably gotten more popular afterwards.

And yeah RDJ's been a BV a long time ago, but I like that guess alot. I'm still thinking it's someone who was a teen heartthrob (which RDJ totally was), so that guess made me think of Rob Lowe, or someone else from the extended Brat Pack era.

hordac said...

Rob Lowe is an interesting guess, higher on the food chain than Lopez.

blurry vice said...

I think we don't have enough clues to narrow it down yet. Mario Lopez? Maybe, but don't consider him a superstar. I like the Ryan Reynolds guess. We need to get some eliminations and clues for this.

blurry vice said...

hordac, I totally agree. gross.

Rita, Montreal said...

There is also the Justin Bieber link. He is the new generation's heartthrob, so the superstar blind must have been a pop star/singer/heartthrob, as well as actor.

Rita, Montreal said...

Besides RDJ, may I insist on Harrison Ford again, aka Indiana Jones, schlepping Morning Glory presently? Certainly a superstar, was a heartthrob, and made of course Indiana Jones Trilogy.

hordac said...

I dont know if Harrison Ford could get away with this at his age. I`m thinking only someone younger and hotter would be able to convince his conquests to be a toilet. Now back in the Han Solo, Indy days, definitely.

The Spie said...

Ted uses the word "superstar" the same way that Warhol did: for everybody. He's not Enty, who specifies which List someone is on. I wouldn't eliminate any candidate just because of the use of that word.

However, the trend of Ted using pseudo-Spanish names for BVs of Hispanic origin is well-noted. That's why Rosey and I are looking heavily at Mario Lopez for this. That trend is significant, unlike "superstar". And Rosey's put forward a good case.

Rita, Montreal said...

Mario Lopez is a known womanizer but like for Chiquita, the blind has no connection to hispanic origins as Ted has stated many times in his BBs.

I still think this to be a superstar, for on the contrary, Ted sticks his nose at wannabes, and would not call them superstars if they were only on reality shows or mediocre tv personnalities. There is also the strong hint of ball-and-chain, meaning married family man.

Jamee said...

I'm with The Spie and rosey for this. Mario Lopez. Sorry, but you can't see that all the clues fit but say it's not him simply because of the AIAs and the word "superstar." Have we already forgotten that people like Robin Leach and Olivia Munn are BVs? Yes, Ted says a BV is a compliment, but not in all cases. And this is not Harrison Ford...unless you think he has a gorgeous face? I must adamantly disagree about that one!

Rita, Montreal said...

I see your point about Mario, but I guess I am as adamantly stuck on the super-star status. Hope Ted answers a few questions tomorrow in the BBs that would give more hints. His title for the blind "Supestar Has a Golden Rule - In Bed" has me convinced that this dude, no matter how yucky, is someone that has been on the big screen more often than the small one.

Tara said...

Maybe "Superstar" refers to him soon becoming a part of the BV Superstar gallery. Robin Leach is in there, sooooo Lopez wouldn't be a stretch famewise. BV Superstars are the worst offenders with the most notorious vices, diva bitchiness, cheating, drug and sex scandals, pooping.....and peeing would definitely count as one.

Will Smith= had a popular show in the early nineties on TV, just like Mario

Johnny Depp= Former Teen Heartthrob

Biebs= Current Teen Heartthrob

I second with Rosey, the AIAs sometimes DMS (don't mean.......) so we can't get stuck on those--but just in case, those are feasible connections (also mentioned by Rosey) to encourage Mario as FTT. And this further adds to my assumption that Lopez is complete scum.

Alissa said...

long time lurker but posting for the first time. I like Marky Mark for this but am not sure if he has viced before. He seems to fit. He has had plenty of hits and is arguably at similar movie caliber in terms of length of career to Smith and Depp. Currently is doing the tour for a new movie and pushing the family guy thing during promos. Maybe fits with Smith there also in that he has 4 kids with his wife. Fits well the AIA's.

Will Smith: teen music heart throb and rapper from the same time period that crossed into movies.

Johnny Depp: again teen heart throb and same career launching time. I am sure there is more to connect them but haven't done the research.

Justin Beiber: don't forget he was Marky Mark and that "good vibrations" was a platinum single and the record I think hit #1 on the billboard 100 plus a few more in the top 10.

Plus in general, this wouldn't surprise me about him. It seems to fit the heebie jeebies creepy cheater vibe he gives off. (is that just me?) What do you think?

Rita, Montreal said...

Well said Tara. I do get stuck on AIAs, most of them made sense in connection to past BVs. Also, skummy M. Lopez was never on my radar. Hope Ted gives more info soon.

Jamee said...

Not sure what's more sad--that some star f-cker let someone give her a golden shower, or that some star f-cker let MARIO LOPEZ give her a golden shower. I mean, really? A.C. Slater? I could better understand (even just a teeny tiny bit) if one let someone extra special awesome do that, like Ryan Gosling. But A.C. Slater? I mean, REALLY?! Not worth it on so many levels.

Rita, Montreal said...

And you know Jamee, if that is Mario L. THAT has been with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, so the golden shower will actually burn like hell!

Jaclyn said...

Well, back in elementary school a LOT of my friends watched Saved By The Bell - he very well could've been this person's First Crush. Who knows WHAT someone might do to make out with AC Slater, if they omg ttly loved him when they were 6 years old! My mom STILL has a crush on that shitbox (peebag?) despite knowing how horrible he is. I don't get it at ALL. But then, I wasn't a SBTB person...

I like the Wahlberg guess, too!

Jamee said...

Good point, Jaclyn. But if some star f-cker is going to justify letting someone give you the yellow tinkle, at least let it be Zach Morris. I just did not like A.C. Slater and Jesse Spano. And I dislike A.C. Slater even more since his supposed "comeback." I mean, he cheated on Ali Landry with a stripper! Who cheats on the Doritos girl?! I know many a man whose heads imploded when they found out some dolt cheated on the Doritos girl. Idiot.

Though I do know someone through a couple degrees of separation who made out with Dustin Diamond (Screech) at a party, probably just because, and I use this term loosely, he's "famous." So there's that. So gross.

Caz1310 said...

Oh LOL now I know where Mario Lopez is familiar from...SBTB!! He doesn't rate any mention in Aus media but from what I'm increasingly reading he seems like a real dill.

Rita, Montreal said...

Caz, he doesn't rate much here in Canada either. Learned about him when he was on DWTS, came in second, showed a bit of sore-loser attitude, said somethin along the lines of «America doesn't vote for talent» when interviewed after his loss. but I guess, he rated high in the 80's in the US. as for now, he has stint on an Entertainment Show, à la Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight.

julie said...

honestly I have no idea who this is, but I have been reading Ted for years and this one is just disgusting. These get their freak on in the oddest of ways. If it is Mario Lopez, thats hilarious because the "minivan majority" and Lainey puts it, would be SHOCKED.

Jamee said...

Haha I'm loving how the light bulbs are going off in the non-Americans' heads. Saved by the Bell was a big deal in the late 80s/early 90s. If you grew up in the states then, when that show was pretty huge, then you know Mario Lopez. It was great Saturday morning entertainment. Granted, it was HORRIBLE with HORRIBLE acting, but I loved it as an 8-year-old.

He was doing a lot of Animal Planet garbage between then and DWTS. And somewhere in there he was married to and instantly divorced from Ali Landry. That's really the only thing he got on the map for until DWTS. And it was pretty known that he cheated with a stripper at his bachelor party. He's a total skeeze. And I will always know him as A.C. Slater.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Were you implying that Fernando Tinkle-Treat is bisexual? You said "whomever he is bedding" not "the ladies he is bedding" or "the men he is bedding". PS: Is

it Enrique Iglesias?
—B

Dear Potty Mouth:
Well aren't you just an open-minded reader, B. You'll love our Vice coming Monday, trust. Plenty of bisexual deliciousness. And nope to Enrique (Anna

Kournikova must be so relieved!). Nice try, though."

Tara said...

Jamee you are killing me right now!

Remember the curly mullet everyone? And when he wore a unitard and performed a mini-ballet to make up with Jessie?

hordac said...

Actually, I'm in Canada (Toronto) too, and I knew Mario from Saved by the Bell. Unfortunately it didn't stay south of the border LOL! Degrassi was much better (of course a Canadian show ;-) Rita do you remember that one? An Australian girl once told me it was huge there, to be fair the acting was really bad on it too bu the stories and characters were far more realistic) Slater, yes, the curly mullet and acid washed jeans. Man that was one horrible show! Remember everytime one of them would make some lovey dovey remark, the audience would give an extended "WHOOOOO" every time? Too funny! Who would have thought Slater would end up being into golden showers? Too too funny..

Jamee said...

Oh sick, his hair was so gross! That curly mullet. And someone let him do the golden shower? Um...what?!

However, I do have an SBTB-related confession. When I was in college taking summer classes and living with a bunch of guys, we would all get home at the same time and watch an hour of SBTB on TBS every day. And we all remember how Slater called Jesse "Mama," right? I blurted out one day that I think that's an awesome nickname and I wish someone would call me Mama. To this day, almost 10 years later, all of my guy friends call me Mama. Not Jamee. MAMA. It's fantastic and horrible all at the same.

And the best, by FAR the best SBTB episode was when Lisa, Kelly, and Jesse had to do that music video in the leotards, but Jesse had to study so she started taking (what seemed like) speed. And then Zach comes over and she does the whole "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...scared!" I lie. That was one of the best shows of life!

Sorry for the blind-unrelated (sort of) conversation here...but my guess is still Lopez!

Rita, Montreal said...

Hordac, Degrassi rules, and always will! They had even conquered Hollywood (lame-ass tv movie or what). But yeah, a lot of actors in H-town watched and talked about Degrassi as well, and that is how, Ladies and Gentlemen, our own Drake got his stardom!

aah... still though don't believe this Lopez. We should bombard Ted about nationality, that would help. Also, if I remember correctly, Lopez is not yet married, but engaged with a newborn...non?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Fernando Tinkle-Treat. (A) Ew. But at least it's not No. 2, right? (B) You think the ball and chain lets him tinkle on her? (C) Does she have a BV nickname?
—Nee

Dear Pissed Miss:
(A) Guess so. Super Duper-Cooper still wins the ickiest bedroom habits ever, but this ain't no ray of golden sunshine either. (B) Probably, but then again if Fernando was getting all his tinkle time in at home he might not stray as much. (C) No."

Jennifer said...

If we believe the Eva is Secretia this is not Mario:

Dear Ted:
Are Secretia Ohio and Fernando Tinkle-Treat friends? Have they ever hooked up?
—Christian

Dear Sexual Deviants:
Not really. Sure they share a penchant for sex play outside the norm (plus a couple of other things) but they run in different circles. They definitely have not hooked up before. That I guarantee you.

Jessica said...

You guys! Secretia Ohio and Fernando Tinkle Treat are not really friends?? Secretia has to be Eva, so who could Fernando be??

Rita, Montreal said...

I always felt that this blind is about someone older than his 40s, don't know why.

So based on Ted's latest answer, It could be Michael Douglas, with whom Eva had done a movie, but were never really friends. Could that fit?

He was also treated for being a nymphomaniac / sex addict. That is why his ex-wife had left him. As for franchises, well there is that 'Rose' thing...

Jennifer said...

"Fernando Tinkle-Treat is a face you've been seeing around a lot lately (and it's a pretty gorgeous one at that)." I don't see Michael Douglas as fitting that description, but maybe it is just me.

Rita, Montreal said...

you are right. I forgot about that part, what was I thinking!

So I must go back to my initial guesses:

Collin Firth, presently promoting the King's Speech, or Harrison Ford, still considered quite handsome.

Would like to add to the list Mr. Batman himself with temper: Christina Bale, promoting The Fighter.

Jennifer said...

We have to remember whoever it is is also peddling their "family-man schtick" too. Thats why so many thought it was Mario. Who is on the talk show circuit and also talks about his family?

Rita, Montreal said...

I still don't understand why the talkshow circuit?

Guess I'm still stuck on the Superstar Title, and don't consider reality tv people as such...

Jamee said...

Rita--Talk show circuit because Ted says "He's been hitting the media circuit, big-time, peddling his recent project where he also happens to be peddling his family-man shtick, too." So he has something to publicize, and that something is about him being a family man. That's why people are thinking reality show, though it doesn't have to be. And that's why A.C. Slater was perfect! Oh well. It's someone who has been in the media lately, in interviews, that's for sure.

My first thought before ML was Ben Affleck. This came out the same day he was on Ellen talking about his daughter's birthday and what he and Jen were getting her and what he's getting for Jen for Christmas. And he has a movie coming out called The Company Men. Per IMDb:

The story centers on a year in the life of three men trying to survive a round of corporate downsizing at a major company - and how that affects them, their families, and their communities.

I suppose that's kind of a family-related film? But it doesn't fit as well as if it were a reality show or autobiography or something. The Ben movie is fiction...

Must brainstorm!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Secretia Ohio and Fernando Tinkle-Treat friends? Have they ever hooked up?
—Christian

Dear Sexual Deviants:
Not really. Sure they share a penchant for sex play outside the norm (plus a couple of other things) but they run in different circles. They definitely have not hooked up before. That I guarantee you."


I am guessing the above was written by a Mario Lopez fanatic?

Rita, Montreal said...

Jamee - Have to check on the Ben Affleck thing. I might have understood, but it seems in the past Ted has stated that both he and Jennifer are blinds... Will verify and get back.

Maybe someone else here could remember if Ben Affleck has been confirmed as a BV possible? For sure Jennifer Garner. But Ben... Oldies?

Jennifer said...

Ben was confirmed to be a "sex" blind in october

Tara said...

I agree that if Secretia Ohio is Eva, then Fernando cannot be Mario, as it is extremely well known that they are good friends--he even spoke out about her coping well during the separation w/Tony and the media storm. I really loved him for this though:(

Alissa, I would like to bring some attention back to your Mark Wahlberg guess. Everyone always wants to talk about his 4 kids and wife, Rhea Durham. He has the Fighter that I am sure he is promoting hard (just got a GG Nom?)--just saw him on Jimmy or something the other night. He also has a new show called How to Make it in America on HBO. And he will always be considered a sex symbol because of the Calvin Klein ads.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Fernando Tinkle-Treat Josh Duhamel?
—rtsew

Dear Toilet Talk:
No. Don't you know Fergie is the one with bladder issues in that couple?"

Michelle said...

American here-and watched both Degrassi and SBTB. Even back then (middle school) we knew SBTB was total camp (anyone remember "I'm so excited!!!! I'm so excited!!! I'm so.......SCARED")?? Please tell me you do so I don't feel older than dirt. Haha.

I only pay attention to the AIAs when they conform to my theories. ;) Otherwise I ignore them, as sometimes Ted's idea of a connection and mine are completely different. So is his idea of who is a superstar and who's not (see the other BV that possibly refers to Bieber as a "huge celebrity", something I can't wrap my brain around.)

I say Mario Lopez is on the table for me too. That being said, I can't hate the Harrison Ford guess. Yes, he's older--but for some people in my generation Han Solo/Indy will forever be an Adonis, so who knows? I don't really see anything in the blind that completely disqualifies him. Mario does have more of the "Family Man" thing going on with all the pictures of him and his new baby all over the place.

MH

Michelle said...

Dare I suggest Ryan Reynolds for this? Up until recently every interview he gave was talking about his marriage to Scarlett Johannson right up until the news came out that they broke up..? People's Sexiest Man alive would certainly qualify as a superstar, right? Unless there's another BV for him that I am spacing on?

MH

Michelle said...

Ok, I notice I am not the first to suggest Ryan...now that Mario is less likely because of his friendship with Secretia, what do we think of Ryan? Anything? :)

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

The only thing Michelle, the Blind talks about it being a family man. No kids for SacrJo and Ryan...

Will try with Ted for more hints: it buggs me that I am stuck on this being an older man... no one from the young-ish crowd. Older than Ben Affleck... Superstar level. let's hope he gives hints or answers my mail!

Michelle said...

Rita, I may be the only one, but I kinda like your Harrison guess-if just for the fact, that it is outside the box a bit and exactly the kind of thing that I think Ted does pull on us from time to time.

As for family man-yes, I see your point. Family man does seem to point to kids more. I was going with all his talk about his happy marriage, but a person with kids is more likely. I don't think it totally disqualified Ryan though.

Speaking of ScarJo, I can't wait til we get the newest Bonus Blind in here so we can discuss! Seems TOO easy, which makes me suspicious.

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

Same here Michelle for ScarJo. But in today's BBs, someone asked if it was Kate Winslet, and Ted sort of approved of the direction. But still, that does not take away from it being ScarJo.

However, I remember Ryan Reynolds being a very stron suspect for one of the old blinds, so he cannot be under a new moniker... will search, and hope to get answers soon.
It does look too easy on first look.

As for this Blind, can you help? Hit Ted with questions regarding qualifications of said Superstardom for his blind, as well as age group. that would help narrow tremendously.

Cross our fingers, hope to be on BitchBacks tomorrow?

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Michelle said...

Rita-that comment Ted made about Kate Winslet actually made me think of you and your Harrison guess! I thought "See!! He says if we did that more often we might actually get some of these" :)

Yeah, we do need to spam Ted's inbox and see what sticks. We need more clues on this one.

Thinking instead of ScarJo, could be Christina? Ted said today that the guy in that equation really "doesn't matter"...

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

Michelle, it makes absolute sense for Christina.

Lainey had often reported on Christina hitting for the same team, even been rejected once by another chick at a bar! And would fit the knockers.

But, big BUT, Christina might be confirmed for another blind, that has not yet been revealed.
Or she could be also a strong guess for many blinds, à la Jessica Simpson way. CAN. NOT. WAIT.

Michelle said...

I'm trying to figure out a way to get Ted to specifically not Mario for this ( or do we think he already did as much-saying there was no Eva connection)? In re-reading this I keep seeing that the family man schtick and the current project go hand in hand, leading me back to Mario.


I hate to hijack this into a Sheila Yabos thing but since we don't have anywhere else to talk about it-Rita, I do see your point about Christina. She is definitely one of those wild cards for me-like J Simpson, Brittany Murphy, Kristen Dunst, where they have so many they fit for that it seems obvious Ted crafted it that way. Am I completely missing something on the name reference? Usually, I'm more on top of these things but is Yabos supposed to be some kind of euphemism for boobies?? Ted seems to have them on the brain, lately.

MH

Rita, Montreal said...

Well, one thing we could ask is if the couple has children: childless ScarJo, with baby Christina.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I must say, love your BV section in your BitchBacks! A whole Bitch-Backing about our favorite vicers, giving us more clues to finally guessing those naughty sinners. Speaking of, following your Fernando Tinkle-Treat Blind, one, well yuck, two, this struck me as a man of a certain age. The wording leads me to think that this is a longtime sinner in the Hollywood game, and of certain stature. Would Indiana Jones apply? Hope you keep on giving us what we want Ted, from Twilight to The Shining, you cover it all, and we love you for it! Kisses from icy Montreal.
—Rita

Dear Not Your Mama's Hot Chocolate:
Happy holidays to you R, so sorry to tell you that you're way off track with any Indiana Jones guessing. Think far younger than Harrison Ford. But right idea guessing not AT's typical people."

Megan said...

Maybe Dwayne Johnson? He was on all the talk shows in late November to promote his movie and he's done a lot of family friendly movies.

Rita, Montreal said...

Well, there goes my Harrison Ford guess. Tried to hing at maybe Jack Nickolson, hence The Shining reference. But most go younger.
Am stomped.

Megan - you mean The Rock? I thought he had a blind about being gay. Will check and come back.

Although this blind does specify schtomping family values, and Dwayne is divorced, but does have 2 kids...

Megan said...

Good point Rita, I think The Rock is out since he's divorced. I went back to see who was heavy on the talk show circuit just before this blind and my new guess is Jon Bon Jovi. He's married and always plays up the family man angle. Plus Ted's post said "kapesh" which might be a reference to his Italian heritage. In a recent Bitch Back he said he's not normally covered on AT, so it could be him. Only other guy who was also on a lot of talk shows last month and hasn't been notted is LL Cool J, but my money's on Bon Jovi.

Rita, Montreal said...

Megan, Interesting choice LL Cool J. Must confirm if we are talking small screen or big screen. For because of the CSI trilogies on TV, it would be the link with Johnny Depp, for this Pirates trilogy.

Obviously the link with Will Smith and Bieber would be rap, music and African American.

Way to think outside the box Megan! In my book, someone who PEES on others, is someone who has no respect to others, for I've read about golden showers before, and more commonly men PAY women to pee ON THEM, not the other way around: has to do with role playing and reliving their first sexual experience that ended with being peed on by cruel friends...

But Peing on someone, that's a whole lotta experience and wanting to express your feelings to too available partners.

Emminem fits also. Been promoting new album, and had for once talked about the fact that he now takes care of two kids (one of them is his ex-wife's kid). Rings someone's bell?

GDroid10 said...

No eminem does not fit.He has no babe to step out on. His "ex wife's kid" is also his kid. Jesus christ.I don't have problems with people making guesses but I can't stand it when people act like they know something firsthand when all they did was rush through google searches. His album came out 6 months ago and while it was the highest selling, Em isn't the sort of person that goes on tv and promotes anything.

gdroid10 said...

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GDroid10 said...

I wanna fuck the owner of this site

Tara said...

Blurry, can we do something about this tool?

Rita, Montreal said...
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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have one question that has interested me for a while. Have any of Super-Duper Cooper's famous exes ever participated in his dirty behavior? That really

would be scandalous!
—Maz

Dear Smells Squishy:
Yes, and it was. Very."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did Super-Duper Cooper ever get "yucky" with any A-listers? Also, does Jen Aniston have a Blind Vice yet?
—nini

Dear Take a Whiff:
You friggin' bet! If you need a refresher just click right here. He very much made one of his high-profile ladies get in on the kinky stuff. And no, Jen is still Vice-free."

Alissa said...

still think it is Mark Wahlberg. He has still been in th news as a family guy. Is Italian for the capeesh. Not covered by AT often. Fits with the AIAs. He has been rated as one of the top hottest men by VH1 and E! on those dopey list shows that I get sucked into. The FIGHTER is Golden Globe and Oscar nominated big news so the headliner would be worthy of a BV right now. Plus he has not been a vice before.

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