Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Michael C. Hall BV?

Dexter: The First SeasonOK, we've known since 9/14/09 that Michael C. Hall has been an Awful Truth Blind Vice.  Now news of his divorce has broken and I think we need a separate post to discuss which BV could be his.  A few readers have been asking for this for a while now anyway.  I posted various comments from Ted about MCH's BV under the "list" posts if anyone needs clues - will try and post them under this thread too.

Discuss!

35 comments:

cassandra said...

i think his blind is pansy press from 02/07

cassandra said...

actually pansy press seems a lot more like the description of david boreanaz's BV

LMS130 said...

This is great! I really like the idea of posting a celebrity that we know is a BV and trying to figure it out. I'd LOVE to do this for Jessica Simpson and figure her out once and for all!

125records said...

How about ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds (who just announced their split)? I thought for sure they had been BIs, but I don't see them listed in the labels.

Cathy said...

@125records - Ted has said recently that Ryan hasn't been a BV.

Amy said...

Hi - first time posting. This is my favorite BI site!

Just wondering, when you say under the list posts, what do you mean?

lollapopalooza said...

I'm guessing it means the list of who has and who has not been a blind vice. here is the link:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/08/list-of-reveals-and-those-ted-says-is.html

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Amy said...

Thanks so much, lolla! I love this game, even if I'm not too good at it!

-P said...

How about Stinky Carrot-Crotch? I'm obsessed with finding Michael C. Hall's BV -- I love Dexter!

Canadia99 said...

Jessica Simpson is Lucretia Johnson.....easy one.

Savannah said...

I bet his Vice has something to do with him being gay.

blurry vice said...

Canadian - No, Jessica Simpson was a bv WAY before that one was written. And she can't be given a new nickname

LMS - JS is balieved to be Impenna Never Trated.

Newbies, check the post titled "list of ted's bv reveals" for the dates of which people are confirmed as bvs. see labels section for that post and posts on each celeb.

blurry vice said...

12/13
"Dear Ted
I've started to get into Dexter recently (great show!) and I have completely fallen for Michael C. Hall! There is just something about him that I find so sexy! My question is does he have any Vicey habits? What about he and his wife? Are they a normal couple like they seem?
—Andie

Dear Killer Instinct:
Yep, Michael has been a BV. But when his TV alter ego's Vice is, uh, being a serial killer does any naughty habits he's up to between takes even compare?"

12/15
"Dear Ted:
Just read that Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing. Might his Vicey habit(s) be partially responsible for the split?
—Deedee

Dear Dexter Dunzo:
Well aren't you a little detective yourself! That would be yes. More to come. And I don't mean in a Blind Vice this time, either."

"Dear Ted:
I've been a long time fan of Dexter. I think the addition of Julia Stiles to the last few episodes was a stroke of brilliance; however, on the heels of a divorce announcement, I have to ask, what the heck went wrong with costars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter? My very first gaydar impression of Jen was that she was in fact gay. Granted, of course I could be dead wrong, but it seems the pair was mismatched from the start. Thoughts?
—B

Dear Wrongdar:
Whoa, babe, totally dig how creative your mind is, but if you think Julia and Jen might be the real-life couple here then you are way off. Tune that gaydar fast—it's pointing you in all kinds of wrong directions!"

cassandra said...

if ted is insinuating that MCH is gay than it fits with pansy press because he makes the same accusations in that BV. also MCH's BV is pre-marriage and the pansy press BV was after he divorced amy spanger but before he married JC

Mena said...

Actually with Ted's last reply in the BB, he's implying that it isn't Julia and Jen the real-life couple but Julia and Michael.

Even his earlier reply about Michael's vice habits being between takes, implies cheating on the set.

Lauren said...

What about Gore-Me Garth from One Undivorced Blind Vice in Sept. 2009? All the clues fit, and its the right timeline. I consider Dexter to be a somewhat "gruesome" show, and MCH definitely got his start in television.

Tinnie said...

Can't be Gore-Me Garth, Ted said in response to a question about MCH's blind that it took place before he was married. That BV was about a man cheating on his wife.

-P said...

Tinnie, I thought he just said the BV didn't *involve* his wife, not that he wasn't married. I could be wrong -- can one of the sister post where he referred to MCH's BV in that way?

-P said...

Never mind, I found it!

Tinnie said...

Sorry, I should have cleared that up better! It's listed in the comments section under Gore-Me Garth. I'm stuck, that one REALLY seemed to fit.

msamm99 said...

Yeah, I don't think MCH's BV is Gore-Me Garth.

The BV is listed as September 19th, 2008 and says "that surely would make his wife's blood boil."

MCH and JC were not married until December 31st, 2008.

msamm99 said...

Can someone give me the link to the PANSY PRESS bv? I must be blind because I don't see it.

msamm99 said...

What about Pricey Dicey?

msamm99 said...

What about Pricey Dicey?

msamm99 said...

How about Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled? Ted says he's a TV star, refers to him as "red" at one point, and IMPALED anyone?

Seems to fit, sorta.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Julia Stiles made a statement that she had nothing to do with the breakup of Michael C. Hall's marriage to Jennifer Carpenter. Do you call bulls--t?
—Kristi

Dear Killer Secrets:
Let's see how this whole thing pans out for a minute, shall we? Michael and Jennifer have actually been over since August. Just sayin', even if Julia and Dexter himself were doing the dirty, at this point it would kinda be allowed. However, back during filming would be a much different story."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Since the news about Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpentar broke, I have been trying to find his Blind Vice. Would he perhaps be Altar-Ego Salami?
—Kathy

Dear Does Not a Vice Match:
Sorry hon, Michael is not Altar-Ego. What would make you think that? The Julia Styles rumors? She said herself that they aren't true. Now why don't you believe her? "


-People: His BV is BEFORE 9/14/09!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Happy Holidays Ted! I just have one lil question. I am new to BV but is Chester Shorts-Off really Michael C. Hall?
—Psyche

Dear Wrong:
Negative. Jennifer isn't involved in Michael's Vicey doings. She's not an idiot."

cassandra said...

02/07=One Effed-Up Blind Vice: Pansy Press is one screwed-up dude. Let's see. Where shall we begin? P2's colleagues are not fond of him, as he's wont to do things such as hit, berate and hit on his myriad acting buds. Yum, such an assortment of naughtiness from which to choose! Not! But if you're wondering why Pansy is almost always—both in public and private—on the verge of committing (if not already going ahead with) an Isaiah Washington—i.e., totally inappropriate public behavior—well, there's a reason. Yep, one that Anna Nicole just might have identified with. See, whether it involves punching guts, pinching asses or pissing all over—verbally speaking, mind you—Pansy's shocked costars, there's a reason Mr. Press is so damn unpredictable. "He's on every drug you can imagine," sniffed one of his hard-partying amigos. "And I don't mean the non recreational kind." Hmmm. Can hardly say I'm surprised. Makes perf sense. Par-tick regarding the notion that I've always suspected: P.P., famous for his hetero ways, is really a fruit at (non-nine-to-five) heart. But then I always think that, don't I? And It Ain't: Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, Sean Hayes

Tanagra said...

I'm really curious about Michael's BV since he's one of my favorite actors (and he always comes across so normal in interviews).

I don't think he's Pansy Press. Pansy sounds like someone who is well known for being a volatile mess (like an Andy Dick type). Aside from his cancer and his divorce, I can't really think of other times M.C.H. has been written about in the tabloid circuit.

I also don't think he's Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled because he's not chubby, and that nickname points a little too much to David Carruso ("C.S.I").

If I'm reading Ted's last reply correctly, he's saying that Michael is an idiot for doing whatever vice he's involved in (i.e. Jennifer is not an idiot because she's not involved), so I'm guessing cheating or drugs. If he's just one of Ted's closeted actor blinds, that would be more sad than idiotic. I dunno.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So my question's regarding Michael C. Hall and Julia Stiles—yeah, seems like old news, I thought it was, too. At first I thought maybe it could be possible,

but then your posts made me think it was just gossip; but then the Entertainment Lawyer revealed several blind items on his blog (as a present for the New

Year) and one of them was about them. What do you think, is it still BS?
--isa20_13

Dear Where There's Blinded Fire:
Yes. I think something's definitely up. Whether or not it's actually doin' the dirty, I will not say. But because they're saying so stringently nothing

happened, makes it all a bit...questionable."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Help me out here. Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter have been seen out together in N.Y. several times over the last few weeks. Are they on again? I can't get over the feeling that he is gay...
—L

Dear Round 2:
I wouldn't be surprised if they got back together. They've been through the big C, after all. That crap bonds people for life."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why are people so concerned about Michael C. Hall being gay or not? The vibe I get from him is a "sexy" vibe.
—M

Dear Gay-dar Alert:
M.H. is definitely as sexy as ever, both on and off screen. His wife did pull the plug on the marriage, but just because the dude hasn't had the time to

date, doesn't mean he's in the closet. Hello, he was battling cancer; that certainly kept him off the market for a while."

Lellis101084 said...

Other than the ambiguous comment about this person being "consistently unmarried," I think Rusty Busty from Feb 2007 sounds like it could be MCH's vice.

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