One Cheap-Ass Blind Vice: April 21, 2005
I'm as shallow as the next Tinseltown jerk. I like my faves, particularly Naughty Nina. So, I'm keeping her rep sorta clean here. But, hell, this bitch blows the dudes in the restrooms of only the globe's chicer establishments. I mean, like Neen would evah be caught fellating today's hottest rockers and celebs in the men's rooms of, say, an In-N-Out, or somethin'. Damn straight. Regardless, gotta take a breather here on the heavy-breathing Vices--this one's all about the green. Nina, whose friends are far more rich than she is (actually, that's one of the bigger scams going round town right now), is developing quite the rep for her miserly clubgoing ways. And what could be more offensive (to some) than hauling out your manicured privates or feeling up your boy-dates in public? Not leaving a tip for the waitstaff, that's what. Zilch. Nada. Not even a 'Thanks, I'll getcha next time!' She does this without fail. I swear, this shortsighted chintziness is going to do in N2 faster than her prophylactic-free playtime!
And it ain't: Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kimberly Stewart
Also eliminated: Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Tara Reid
Top suspect: ? (was Paris Hilton but she is suspected to be Slurpa Pop-Off)