Our First Weekly Vintage Blind Vice! - Sass But No Class

We and our readers love to go back and rehash old blind items.  And since Ted Casablanca has told us that the subjects of his Blind Vices are only given one name each, we especially love trying to figure out who is who.  Hence, digging up old Blind Vices to discuss!  Since every celeb gets his/her own nickname, they each deserve a mention here with an analysis of who is who. And thanks to our reader Brittany's idea, we are going to try and make the "vintage blind vice" a weekly post.

So... here is an old one, dug up from way back - August 14, 2003.

Uh-oh. Looks like a certain sex-ay 'n' sassy spitfire has been rubbing some of the more giving people the wrong way.You see, Ms. Sass but No Class loves to get her luscious curves exfoliated, massaged and moistened at a pricey Hell-Ay day spa. You know the routine: facials, waxes, mud wraps, salt baths, all the necessary pampering to keep her A-list assets primed to perfection. It's quite the treat for us normal folk but merely routine for the likes of S.B.N.C. What a pain, huh? Well, I'll tell ya, it certainly is, especially for peeps whose job it is to pluck and plump her sorry (but simply sublime) puss. While most spa-goers relax and enjoy the treatment, Sassy is all spit 'n' spat. In fact, she's downright mean. A masseuse, an esthetician, no matter--she has berated them all to tears. No one can do it good enough for this demanding diva. "She's made all the girls cry," revealed one rub-dub type. "No one likes her around here." Snippy evil bitch? Who knew? Such the surprise, considering Sassy's sweeter-than-sugar act. Guess she deserves an Oscar after all. 

Top suspect was: Salma Hayek

When guessing, remember this is from 2003!