Blind Vice! Terry Tush-Trade Has Everyone in a Tizzy!

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Blind Vice!  Terry Tush-Trade Has Everyone in a Tizzy!


We know we promised you a Twyla Babe-Sucker Vice this week, but we realized that everyone in the friggin' world is already gabbing about the boy-hoppin' babe's business. And with the, um, not so subtle ways of Miss B.S., we might as well reveal her!
But we won't, at least not today...
Now, calm your tortured Twilight-lovin' hearts because we still have vamp juice for ya. One of the franchise's Vicey players has just as many tongues a wagging as Twayla does. Though, when it comes to Terry Tush-Trade, the word on everybody's lips has nothing to do with the hump-happy star's public personal life. Oh no, it's all about the goings-on behind T's closed bedroom door:
Everyone is saying that the bisexual superstar is straight gay, gay, gay gay...no pun intended.
Terr isn't too secretive about lusting on the guys ‘n' gals—at least not on the Vancouver set where all the canoodling has gone down.
But lately, around T-town, the suits at the Twilight studio have been gossing nonstop that Terry is just a big ol'...well, that TTT is into sex with the same-sex exclusively.
We say not so fast.
We know T3 pretty well—or at least whose bed the hottie is slipping in and out of—and Tushy's libido is definitely not limited to only those with the same chromosome arrangement as the über-successful star.
If you need a refresher on the Tush-Trade hookup checklist here goes: Terr has had serious significant others of the opposite sex but has also more than dabbled in affairs with the same gender. Remember back when we told you that Terr hooked up with a costar of the same sex? Well, we hear murmuring that T3 may have scored some lovin' from another sexy (and sexually liberated) member of the cast more recently.
If that doesn't scream bisexual, we don't know what does.
Good thing Terry doesn't give an ef what anyone thinks—at least when it comes to bedroom behavior. And that's just the way we like it!

And It Ain't: Xavier Samuel, Michael Welch, Wyck Godfrey

Links to the previous TTT BVs:
The 1st one - 6/5/09 including a full list of who has been eliminated
The 2nd one -  7/31/09

Top suspect: Kristen Stewart

Twilight Blind Vice: Terry Tush-Trade's Freaked

From Ted yesterday...

Twilight Blind Vice: Terry Tush Trade's Freaked

What a mess Terry Tush-Trade feels overwhelmed by right now, both professionally and personally.
If only someone could shake Terry's well-coiffed little head and say it's all OK, you've got the world before you, fans are quivering at your gorgeous toes—you have nothing to worry about, sweet stuff!
But Terry just doesn't see it that way, not at all. Result: The good-looking Twilight franchise performer is sinking further and further into checking out, via booze and drugs, nothing too heavy right now, but we all know where that getting-high road leads, right?
Dammit, get it together, Tush-Trade, before it's too late! Pressure to perform for Summit in top-capacity isn't the only thing troubling TTT. As we told you before, Terr-bear's got a little lovin' secret (actually not so secret) that's already creating pressure for the beauty. Not to mention affairs of the heart from both sexes pulling TTT strongly.
And now, to add to that very Toothy Tile-esque endeavor, Terry's getting piles more directions from Summit on how to act, what to say, what not to say, don't go there, don't wink this, don't utter that—Terry's goin' nutso in the process!
Therefore, Tush-Trade's mode of response has become increasingly...
Soaked in the 80-proof stuff, not to mention smoking this and popping that, just to keep it together.
Oh, if only everybody concerned (mainly you, Summit, you chastising corporate spoilsports) would let Terry be the natural bisexual lover Tush-Trade was born as. I mean, certainly didn't hurt Angelina Jolie any, right? She finally chose a mate to settle down with, once she was allowed to romp and roam on whichever mattress she chose.
And good for her! It's one of the things we admire about Jolie, that she never hid her sexuality, something Terry's dying to do, as well.
But Terry keeps getting told, "Pull that one, and you're on the next train to Rachelle Lefevre-ville." And we all know where that is: totally the wrong side of the career tracks...for now, at least.
Fight back, Terry and Rachelle, you can both change the world!
And it ain't: Rachelle Lefevre, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke

* The link to the first TTT BV from 6/5/09 is here including a full list of who has been eliminated.
And here is the link to the most recent TTT BV from 7/9/10.

* Our top suspect: ??? Although Kristen Stewart is one of the only ones left for this... but we think she may be Twyla Babe Sucker from a different BV.

Blind Vice: Not-So-Secret Bisexual Twilight Star

From Ted today:

Blind Vice: No-So-Secret Bisexual Twilight Star

The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they "so" do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There's an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who's making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive!
Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn't that every bisexual's mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who's as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.
One question, though: Does Terry's also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade's predilection for both sexes?
Abso-friggin'-lutely!
That's precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry's other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?
Well, hang on, because it's just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style. And there's even more!
Terry's gotten it on up in Vancouver, and elsewhere, with somebody besides the significant other everybody's always photographing TTT with. And it's created a messy, sticky sitch within the cast. So much so, the upcoming filming of Eclipse is going to make The Hills seem like a Golden Girls rerun.
Cannot wait.
And it ain't: Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reiser, Chris Weitz

* Update 6/9/11 - Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reiser, Chris Weitz, Justin Chon, Nikki Reed, Catherine Hardwick, Rachelle Lafevre, Taylor Lautner, Sarah Clarke, Jackson Rathbone, Anna Kendrick, Rob Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Kellan Lutz, Christian Serratos, Michael Welch, Megan Fox, Chaz Bono, Xavier Samuel, Wyck Godfrey, Stephenie Meyer, Reese Witherspoon.

Here is the link to the 7/31/09 TTT BV.  And here is the link to the 7/9/10 TTT BV.

* Our top suspect: ??? Although Kristen Stewart is one of the only ones left for this... but we think she may be Twyla Babe Sucker from a different BV.