One Randy 'n' Rockin' Blind Vice
Spring fever! It's here, darlings. I knew it was when a very de-lish lass spared no moist detail as she related her mattress mash-up with an action-remake director. Will they meet again?
Oh, who cares! We have better thumpin' things to talk about today. Like, say, crooner Dinky Rider and his pretty damn serious girlfriend, Clenched Class.
Here's what's funny: C.C. is so sumptuous (though some would call the babe prissy) that it's hard to picture her in something as common and practical as...a bus. Yet D.R. is quite the opposite when it comes to moving vehicles (his private parts most definitely included).
There was a concert. Girlies galore were stampeding Mr. R., who was doing his best to shun the horny honeys, as things are superserious between C. 'n' D.
Keep that lovely sentiment in mind while we zoom in on a bus parked backstage for Dinky's private use.
Frantic fans, journalists and roadies milled about, soaking up the fun-ass scene. And then a door opened from Dink's wheels. And a remarkably curvy gal emerged with that look on her face, you know--the glow. Wonder if said peach-puss had anything to do with muffled screams and quiet moans heard prior from same locale? Hmmm.
Two points of note: Mystery bedhead babe is a very different body type from C.C. All they have in common is...well, I won't say. I wouldn't want Clenched to come after me with a blow dryer or anything.
And it ain't: Beyonce/Jay-Z, Heidi Klum/Seal, Drew Barrymore/Fab Moretti
Also eliminated: Usher/Naomi Campbell, Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow, Mischa Barton/Cisco
Top guesses: Hillary Duff/Joel Madden, Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
