Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Gives Great Headline!
The only thing that makes us the slightest bit reluctant to write this Bonus Blind is the fact that She-Devil Dees (whom this Vice is about) will have an orgasm over it. That's what sex truly means to this arguably pretty honey: Nothing gets her off better than an article with her name in it.
Which is precisely why She-Devil saw to it that someone tipped off the media when...
She dated Hornius Thighs, one of Hollywood's hottest stud-muffins. Hornious never quite understood why the press was always waiting for them whenever he and She-D went on a date—no matter where they went. But Hornious finally got the clue and ditched the finagling double-dee broad.
So, Ms. Dees was then forced to move on to Jerry Rock-Butt. You remember: He's a multitalented somewhat good-looking boy and he succumbed to She-Devil's man machinations, as his girlfriend is about as boring as Justin Timberlake's love life these days.
(Men are so weak.)
Again, She-Devil arranged—in really not that clandestine a fashion—for details of her assignation with Jerry to get leaked to the media. But this time she did something different: She wouldn't comment about the affair when asked.
She-Devil, who wants to be as famous as they come, noticed this mouth-shut approach was the fancy way big stars acted when the media asked them about their personal affairs. So, that's what She-Devil decided to do.
She caught on that the "no comment" thing actually looked like a huge comment, as far as the appearance of the hookup goes. At least to the press.
And that's all that matters to She-Devil.
It Ain't: Natalie Portman, Tila Tequila, Chelsea Handler
Here is the link to the previous Jerry Rock-Butt BV from July 2009 including a full list of who has been eliminated as JRB.
List of eliminated for She-Devil Dees as of 2/28/11: Natalie Portman, Tila Tequila, Chelsea Handler, Evan Rachel Wood, Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens
Top suspects:
She-Devil Dees - Olivia Munn
Jerry Rock-Butt - Justin Timberlake
Hornius Thighs - Chris Pine
