Monday, January 31, 2011

Buzzfoto Blind Item #477

About two years ago these stars broke up and the public went nuts. The actress dropped off the radar for a while. What we didn't know was that she was carrying his baby and the pregnancy was the reason for the split. If we understand our source correctly, neither wanted a baby but she didn't believe in abortion. The stress of the situation was too big a strain on their relationship and so they split. She had her baby quietly and gave it up for adoption with no one the wiser.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Blind Vice: Two Almost-Out Hunks in Love!

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Two Almost-Out Hunks in Love!

Look, our Blind Vices aren't always about crack, heroin, orgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we're celebrating—and encouraging—hot-ass stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and their new-found affair! "They are so into each other," say close mutual friends. "And very protective of each other."
So much so, that Teddy, who is out, is going along with Kirk's very insistent advice from his team...
"We're just good friends," is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now.
And so far, Kirk's going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic's team of advisors. See, it's not just a somewhat successful boutique career Kirkland's got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchise—which Kirkland and his advisor's are cashing in on majorly.
Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual, it's money that's deciding everything.
Hmmm. What will happen next? Something slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky's never been one to play the fake-beard game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.
Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated with the delightful diva?
And It Ain't: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth, Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight

Top suspects: Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto

Update October 18 - Ted has revealed this BV to be about Zachary and Jonathan, just as we suspected.

Kirkland Dogmatic = Zachary Quinto
Teddy Big-Treat = Jonathan Groff

Monday, January 24, 2011

Bonus Blind: Cruella Lies to Save Her Evil Ass

New from Ted today -

Bonus Blind: Cruella Lies to Save Her Evil Ass

To Die ForThe older Cruella St. Shackles gets, the weirder this broad becomes. She's shocked Hollywood a number of times with erratic movie choices, her boobs, her venom, her dubious choice in men, hell, even her damn clothes constantly get attacked—or worshipped.
And, weirdly enough, Cruella's begun doing some of her best acting work in ages. Which is always a sign that her personal life is a disaster:
"She's busy telling the world how great her family life is," reveals a very-inside Cruella camper, "and, you can believe it's not."
Yep, while Cruella tells any media rag that'll listen how simple and homey her big-star life really is, just the opposite is true. The broad's kids are messes (in many regards), the husband's cheating and drugging again and the bitch is getting treated horribly by her own damn mother!
Jeez, we're starting to almost feel sorry for the tough old star, but, sorry, not quite.
And the surest sign that Cruella's close to cracking? In deciding how best to cope with her crapfest of a life (much of which she brought on herself by treating everyone within her reach like roach turds), C's decided the best method will be…beating everybody to the tabloid punch.
In other words, she knows former members of her team are threatening to not only write books about her, but, just rip her to shreds, period. She also knows it's only a matter of time before the media becomes more aware of her myriad lies, including the ones about her physical appearance.
So, bit by bit, Cruella has decided to start telling half-truths about her "truths." To the press.
They've already started to get out. But, we should tell Cruella she shouldn't have bothered.
It's only going to make things worse.
And It Ain't: Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, Jada Pinkett Smith

This is the 5th Cruella St. Shackles Blind Vice.  Please see our label below for our other posts on the past Cruella/Marky BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Nicole Kidman

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Blind Vice: King Schlong Can't Keep It in His Pants

New from Ted -

Blind Vice: King Schlong Can't Keep It in His Pants

Oh King Schlong! How happy you're about to make many of your groupies all over the world, when they find out that high profile relationship you're in don't mean a thang.
See, King is king for a reason. He's charming, knows how to command a room, and is good looking in that yeah, I know I'm the s--t kind of way.
So, it only makes sense he found an equally yummy counterpart whom he has flaunted all over the world.
Inception (Two-Disc Edition) [Blu-ray]But does she know where her man's penis plays when she's away?
Lots of places, really, but one girl she might be super pissed about her man shagging is a well-known L.A. party chick who has bedded the likes of one Shafterella Shoshtein's boy bitches, Super Duper-Cooper, and the bisexual star who gave Crescent Kumquat herpes.
Don't you just love the one degree of Blind Vice separation in this town?
Anyhoo, party honey was pulling her phone out and showing all kinds of dirty texts that King Schlong was sending her while he was supposedly with his pretty babe.
"She's so stupid," quipped the preening slut about King's main gal. "He cheats on her all the time. But he's good in bed and hot, so I don't feel bad about it."
It's true, King Schlong has his moniker for a reason. He's quite royally equipped.
And it's only a matter of time before that gorgeous babe of his catches him putting his jewels where they don't belong—and calls it off.
Clearly, it's what the eternal bachelor is aiming for.
And It Ain't: Joel Madden, Kanye West, Johnny Depp

Update 3/24/12 - Ted has eliminated Joel Madden, Kanye West, Johnny Depp, Caleb Followhill, Prince William, George Clooney, Darren DeGallo, Jared Leto, Robert Pattinson, 50 Cent, Joe Jonas, Channing Tatum, Mark Wahlberg, P Diddy, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, Jon Hamm, Ryan Gosling, Alexander Skarsgard, Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, Jason Statham, Kevin Connolly, Brad Pitt, Chris O'Donnell, Matthew McConaughey, Anderson Cooper, James Franco, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pine, Ashton Kutcher, Tao Ruspoli, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hardy, Aaron Eckhart, Chord Overstreet, Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Alex Pettyfer, Kellan Lutz, Alec Baldwin, Jonah Hill, Michael Fassbender.

Clues: Not an athlete; has not done voice-over work; has been a side character in a BV before, but never a starring role until now.Was at the 2011 Academy Award ceremony. Think more movies than television.  Does not have kids.  Much younger than Morgan Freeman.

Top suspect -Leonardo DiCaprio (even though he has already been a BV "ages ago" per Ted in 2010. Yes... Ted says KS has been in a BV before, as a side character. He is now saying people can have two names. See our discussion in comments!)

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Buzzfoto Blind Item # 471

This actress (who can sing) had some publicized plastic surgery a while back. Sources tell us that she has a room at home with every published photo of her she has found taped all over the wall. On each photo she's taken a sharpie to herself and circles the things she finds wrong with her appearance in the photos. The source says she visits the room every day comparing the photos with her appearance, obsessed with her flaws.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Page Six- Just Asking

Which Hollywood actor has a penchant for porn stars whom he visits regularly with a guy friend? The actor then films his friend in the act...Which affable TV anchor regularly takes trips to Florida to be with his mistress while his wife knowingly sits at home?... Which TV star is so desperate to milk his image as a caring father that he tips off fotogs to catch him being a doting dad in public places-then hands the kid back to its mother once the snapper has his shot?

Bonus Blind: Chiquita's Back and Still Pissed!

A new BV from Ted today!

Bonus Blind: Chiquita's Back and Still Pissed!

You all know dear Me-Me Dallas is our fave trampy starlet in town, but we like to keep one eye open on the crackers Chiquita, as well.
Glee: The Music, Volume 4Remember her? The pretty—and pretty crazy—gal wreaking havoc on her hit TV show by sleeping with her boss in order to get more face time? Oh ya, she also wanted said suit to write her ex off the show.
But the latter plan didn't work out. So what's Ms. C up to now?
Attempting to smear his reputation all around town, that's what.
Chiqy can't seem to get over the fact that she was left in the dust, so she's spreading rumors everywhere she can that her ex is doing the same thing she is! As in sleeping with one of his bosses.
And the rumor ain't true, trust us.
But the sad fact is, C doesn't hate the ex, at all. More like she's still totally head over heels in love with him (tho she has a funny way of showing it by trying to sleep with his friends).
Also, Chiquita, who has a pretty decent bod with a face to match, makes plans to arrive at the same time to any event her ex is also attending...on purpose. Her car will be bumper to bumper behind his. Always.
Add to that whack-job behavior, C likes to make unannounced visits to her hunky former man's set trailer, just to make sure there are no ladies creeping around.
Is this girl single white female or what?
Thing is, we don't understand how none of this is getting out. We're thisclose to just outing the babe ourselves, but with the crap she's capable of pulling, we want to be able to rest easy at night.
The bitchiest of Twi-hards should take lessons from this broad.
And It Ain't: Taylor Momsen, Snooki, AnnaLynne McCord

[PHOTOS: Do you think Chiquita's antics will make her a BV superstar?]

See the label below for the previous Chiquita BV including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Naya Rivera

Friday, January 14, 2011

Blind Vice: Who Wants to Trade Sex for Shoes?

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Who Wants to Trade Sex for Shoes?

We've always had a girl-crush on Carmelita Salami-Climber. She's très likable.
Kim Kardashian: Fit In Your Jeans by Friday: Amazing Abs Body SculptHell, this reality starlet has won America over, and it doesn't look like she'll be dancing out of the spotlight anytime soon.
But we just learned the funniest story about Carmelita, while she was trying to make the jump from being just famous to über-famous: See, Miz Climber has been in the Hollywood scene for many years and has never been strapped for cash.
What's a hottie to do when she wants a pair of shoes that even the most A-list of celebs are on the waiting list for?
Screw the guy who is the celebrity endorser for the company, natch!
At a house party a while back, Salami-Climber ran into the dark and handsome dude who, at the time, was working with the brand that had the goods Carm was lusting after.
And the conversation went a little something like this:
"I'm dying to get those new shoes. How do I get off the wait list?" Salami-Climber asked, batting those pretty eyelashes of hers.
"If you f—k me I'll make it happen," laughed celeb. X.
The good-looking duo (who are still pals, for what it's worth) proceeded to go upstairs at the house party and do it in the shower. We need to turn on the cold water just hearing about this one!
More than a few partygoers witnessed this wet ‘n' wild encounter go down—literally. The glittery folks in attendance followed right along to see the licentious exchange go down, as it were.
And before you judge, keep in mind many on the guest list of that party have done much worse things to get what they wanted.
Weird, this kinda makes us like CSC even more? Can't say why, exactly.
Maybe it's because Carmelita actually still sleeps with this guy semi on the reg (when she's not dating someone else famous to keep her in the spotlight), so why not get a good pair of heels out of it?
And It Ain't: Kelli Bensimon, Patti Stanger, Lo Bosworth

Top suspect: Kim Kardashian (other guesses include Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port)

Please refer to our label below for a link to the new Carmelita BV from August 2011.

Update 10/29/11 - Ted has eliminated Kelli Bensimon, Patti Stanger, Lo Bosworth, Sofia Vergara, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, Lea Michele, Heather Locklear, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Aniston, Blake Lively.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Page Six- Just asking

Publicists for which married actor and young starlet recently had a crisis meeting to discuss how to put on a united front to battle swirling rumors of an on-set affair? Which buff New York female gym instructor is infuriating her female clientele by openly hitting on their husbands- often while the couples are in the same class?

Love to hear guesses for #1!!!!

Blind Vice: Those Momagers Can Be Sluts Too!

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Those Momagers Can Be Sluts Too!

Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn't exactly had an easy time of it with the fame game. Drugs have been a staple for the talented girl, let's be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you'd probably resort to chemical addiction, too, right?
Well, that combined with your mom screwing your friends, and you probably would...
Yep, right after PPP had one of her infamous moody incidents (covered widely by the media), everybody blamed the pretty chick for getting too whacked out on myriad drugs. That's partly true.
But get this: The main reason Powder-Puff went on that particular bender was because she'd just found out that one of her longtime friends and business associates had been seduced by her own damn mom!
This was a very hard blow for Ms. Powder-Puff. She had always hearted (big-time) this particular dude, who's sweet, good-looking and—most importantly—truly cares for Princess. And she had also gotten her hopes up.
See, Puff's never had much luck with the dudes. And yet she'd finally wrestled herself out of her latest bad relationship with a skeezy guy, and thought she'd take her friend/slash biz guy up on an oft-implied romantic interest. Ya know, maybe finally settle down with a good-hearted, sensible type.
But just as PPP was considering how to shyly go about it, in swoops Princess's momager! Like she's some kind of older Angelina Jolie, or something!
It was also doubling devastating to Princess, because she and the woman who birthed her always had a jealous thing going on. Ever since they both embarked on the fabulously wholesome world of child entertainment together, mom never entirely concealed how much she wanted to get in on Princess's money, sweat and fame. And Princess had always sort of brushed it aside.
Well, not after that, she didn't.
The two barely speak now. And folks have no idea why.
Uh, now they do.
And It Ain't: Mischa Barton, Selena Gomez, Lindsay Lohan
See the label below for our post on the previous Princess Powder-Puff BV including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: ? (was Britney Spears until 1/18/11 - see comments)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bonus Blind! Diagnosed as a Closeted Lesbian? Is There a Pill for That?

Catching up.  This was new from Ted yesterday...

Bonus Blind!  Diagnosed as a Closeted Lesbian?  Is There a Pill for That?
So while our fabulously vexed, killer closeted lesbian Butter Pussy has shown she has what it takes to defend herself, now it's her turn to be defended. Though you'll never guess who's sticking up for the megatalented star (who just happens to prefer girls, not boys, in bed).
Remember the same docs who tattled on Fake à la Ferocity's synthetic heroine use? These are fancy, licensed medical folk who are used to catering to (a lot) Hollywood's elite. And this is what some of them are now saying about Butter's infamous battle with denying her true sexuality...
"It's a disorder," piped one of the docs who actually treats people with mental disorders. "She actually believes what she's telling you when she says she's not gay. She has totally convinced herself this is the truth."
Added another Ph.D. type: "Don't forget. Deep down inside, something about her feels it's wrong."
Wow. That's really sad. A super-gifted performer could have the world at her feet (some say she already does), even if she told them she actually liked to get it on with chicks—which she so does, trust us on this one. We have even spoken to a few of her femme notches.
But listen, this is also really twisted crap. Look what this town does to people? Turns them into even bigger, self-delusional egos than they already are!
Man up, Butter, and tell your fans—and yourself—who you really are.
And It Ain't: Nicole Kidman, Katy Perry, Whitney Houston

See the label below for links to our discussions on the previous two Butter Pussy BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Oprah Winfrey

Sunday, January 2, 2011

CDAN - 2010 Reveals

Hmmm... we must be a little bored, not much going on to discuss this week.  Here are some end-of-year reveals from Crazy Days and Nights. By the way, does the title of these posts sounds familiar?  Me thinks the "entertainment lawyer" likes the title of our blog?
Edited to add:  There are more than we realized, from all throughout the 2nd half of 2010...

Blind Items Revealed
12/29 - Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time. Jerry Lewis

12/28 - This A list designer who really should be considered F list for his contributions to the horrible fashion he has produced in the past few years is not a very friendly customer. Recently while shopping at an Abercrombie & Fitch, our designer decided to shop in his own way. What that means is that he would take pile after pile of clothing from the places where they were neatly placed and dump them at the checkout stand and demanding that the worker find the size zeroes. Yes, instead of going through the neatly organized stacks and finding the right size himself, he destroyed every stack of clothing he touched which were numerous. Our designer basically trashed the entire women's section of clothes. Now someone needs to go to his stores and do the same thing. Christian Audiger

12/27 - This married celebrity female chef who has been in this spot before, also spent some one on one time with this football player who was Nick Lachey's man crush and may have slept with Paris Hilton too. I think he did, but I am too lazy to look it up. Giada & Matt Leinart

12/23 - Another small, but nice kindness. As I said in the photos, it has been raining for what seems like forever in Los Angeles, but has only been this week. Yesterday was probably the worst it has been. Anyway, this C- list actress who is on one of the biggest network television shows of all time (although she was a latecomer to the series)was driving home yesterday in this monsoon when she saw a car that was on the side of the road. A woman was standing outside looking under her hood in the rain and our actress decided to stop and see if she could help. Well, it turns out the woman was standing there and had three of her kids in the car, including one in a car seat. The woman did not have a cell phone. Our actress called a tow truck driver for the car, and then gave the entire family a ride home all the way on the other side of LA. In the rain. Our actress even gave the obviously struggling woman a few hundred dollars to help pay for the tow and the repairs. Ellie Kemper

12/21- This B- list actor is on a hit network television show right now. He used to be on another hit show back in the day, but was not the star like he is right now. Anyway, he recently got a very large raise and decided to spend a portion of it doing good. He went to the largest homeless shelter in downtown Los Angeles and handed out $20,000 in $100 gift cards to Wal-Mart to every person with a child and then arranged three buses to transport all the people to the closest Wal-Mart. Johnny Galecki
12/20 - Is this the biggest kindness in the history of the world? Nope. Not by a long shot, but it is pretty big to show you what happens when people take time to do the little things. This initialed A++ list producer/writer/director and creator was filming in a local Los Angeles neighborhood recently. It is not a street that usually sees a lot of filming and took place on a quiet street. It was just some pick up shots for a movie, but our producer/director was there to supervise. When the residents discovered who was shooting and for what movie, they of course came out to gawk. Not a problem for our producer who took pictures, signed autographs and even let all the kids come out and listen on headsets and explained each shot in advance. Many of the residents baked cookies or brought out food for the crew and the producer got all their names and addresses and sent a personalized, signed note mentioning each item of food to each person. Definitely a nice touch and left everyone with some great holiday spirit and lots of love for our producer. J.J. Abrams

12/15 - Another classless no tipper today. This formerly B list television actor is known more now for trying to break Scott Baio's record of most people to have sex with in Hollywood without actually doing anything anymore. Sure, our actor was once on a hit show but that was ages ago. Apparently he is still enough of a draw that a club in LA recently comped our actor 15 bottles of booze. At the prices they charge for bottle service that is like the national debt of some countries. Anyway, our actor occupied the services of two waitresses and other staff for several hours while he and his party partied. At the end of the night, our actor just walked out into the night. No tip, no thanks and has not been back. Wilmer Valderrama

12/14 - This reality star, well not really anymore thank goodness. Anyway, she recently got a $2,000 hair cut and did not tip anyone. She also said thank you to just one person and that was her bodyguard when he opened the door for her. Classless. Kate Gosselin

12/13 -This one goes out to that group of people that uses a blind item revealed post as their personal message board. Over the weekend, this married B list movie actress was out everywhere and drinking and drinking and flirting with every guy she saw. I think she is looking for a replacement for that B list actor from a hit network comedy who dabbles in really bad movies. She definitely was not shy about looking and hinting. Emily Blunt & John Krasinski

12/8 -This A list singer who, is older than many retired people, used to also really want to be an actor. In fact, when he first started taking it seriously, he managed to land a role that was supposed to go to Marlon Brando. Of course Marlon was not willing to sleep with the director like our singer did. Mick Jagger (Mick has previously admitted to being with men, so this is not an outing)

11/30 - Many, but not enough celebrities help out on Thanksgiving by feeding the homeless or doing some other kind of good deed. This C+ list actress, who has made her first television show a hit network show decided to take her good deed a step further. Not only did she deliver meals to people's homes all day Wednesday and Thursday, but she did so without drawing any attention to herself at all. It was only after people kept recognizing her when she was making deliveries that anyone had any idea she was on a show. The higher-ups in the organization told her she could do something more glamorous or photo op worthy but she refused and just kept delivering meals. She ended up delivering meals to over 100 homes during the two days and also dropped off Christmas presents to the homes she visited who had children. Monica Raymund

11/18 -I don't know if this was a pickup line or if it is actually true, but this almost A list movie star in a huge franchise confessed to two women at a recent party that he was a virgin. Hmmm. He said he was looking for the right woman. This guy could have just about anyone he wants so I don't know. It might explain a certain break up not too long ago. Taylor Lautner

11/12 - Going back to the 90's for this one and one of my favorite movies. Anyway, back when this movie was shot, this current A+ list female always movies actress still had to audition. So, she did for this comedy but did not get the role. Why? In a very, very brief audition our actress broke down three times crying and screaming. The producers called her "bat s**t crazy." So, instead the role went to an unknown who was deemed by the producers as "dumber than a box of rocks," but has worked her way up to a B+ lister who has always been in movies. Oh, and some videos. #1 - Empire Records  #2 - Angelina Jolie #3 - Liv Tyler

11/11 - Just goes to show you that a-holes hang around other a-holes. This former A list female reality star was out with her celebrity sister who is not really a reality star. Anyway, the pair ran up a $2000 bar tab and did not even bother leaving a tip. That is not the truly awful part though. The awful part was that their greasy companion was with them. He was abusive to the staff, asked one waitress if her p**sy was wet at the sight of his greasiness and grabbed her and several other waitresses on to his lap. The reality star and her sister did nothing to stop him. The manager of the place was told about it and he did nothing either. Disgusting. The Hilton sisters and Brandon Davis

10/29 - #1 - This foreign born, male, B list hip hop singer used to supplement his income by dancing at bachelor parties. Yes, bachelor, not bachelorette parties. Must have been interesting. Drake

10/25 - #1 - Nothing juicy about this, or particularly blind worthy, but it is funny so thought I would make it a blind. This fantastically funny talk show host who is now an actor on a struggling to stay on the air television show called up a friend of his. The friend was not home or the friend's wife, but the nanny was. Instead of just leaving a message, our talk show host decided to talk and talk and talk. It kind of went like this. “This is ______ calling, have you seen my show [the talk show, not the sitcom]? You should tell all of your friends to watch, and then I will have one million viewers. And can you call the president of __ and tell him that you love it? Thanks!” He kept going on and on even after the nanny told him she would take a message. #2 - This former A+ Olympic athlete who really needs to step it up if he does not want to embarrass himself at the next one, really should put some curtains in his windows. All of his neighbors are keeping a running tally of the number of women he has brought back to his place and even have scorecards they flash after the event has been completed. #1 - Joel McHale #2 - Michael Phelps 

10/22 - #2 & #3 - This female talk show host called, texted, and e-mailed this A list male rap singer constantly everyday for weeks until he finally broke down and went on a date with her. And more. Chelsea Handler & 50 Cent

10/21- This Golden Globe nominee/winner movie actress used to be A list. Barely, but she was. Now though she is probably a C+ with much higher name recognition than that. Her slide into C list land is probably because she is not the most likable person in the whole world and she does not work as much as she used to. Anyway, on her most recent production, she had brought along her three dogs and two cats and they would hang out in her trailer all day. On one of those days, while she was out with her dogs, one of her cats knocked over a candle and the trailer caught on fire. The trailer was a loss, but the cats managed to get out. In fact, production was halted for a day, not because of the trailer damage, but because she insisted the entire crew look for the two missing cats. I am still awaiting word whether the cats were found, but will let you know as soon as I here.Ashley Judd 

10/19 - #1 - Despite her well documented financial woes, this world famous photographer still manages to find a way to fly first class. Of course to save some money, she does relegate her assistant to economy. Annie Liebovitz 

10/14 - This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just "happened" to show up right where the paps were. Nicole Richie 

10/13 - Despite not having the hits he once did, this male singer still plays big arenas and is permanently on the A list. Anyway, our singer read a book he really liked and invited the author to come hang out for a weekend. The author told the singer that he had a teenage son who was a musician and also a big fan of the singer. The singer said to bring the son along. So, off they went. Over the weekend, the singer took the son around and brought him to a concert, took him backstage, introduced him to the members of the band and even let the teenager play with the band during a show. Totally made every dream of this kid come true. Bruce Springsteen 

10/12 - #1 - This former talk show host who also happened to marry someone way out of his league, uses now to make it easy for his few remaining groupies to come find him. Tom Green

10/11 - Although I am working, I realize it is a holiday for most of North America today, so I thought I would make this really easy for you. This former B list television actress and now a C- list mess who was once on a very hit network show which is long gone ran into her old flame over the weekend. He is a celebrity but is known for something that is not really celebrity related. Anyway, he hit on our actress over the weekend despite the fact he was with someone. When the actress brought it up, our male celebrity said, "She doesn't mind. She will join in if you want." Our actress took a pass. Mischa Barton being hit on by Cisco Adler 

10/5 - This supposedly happily married B list actor on a very hit premium cable show sure has been spending a lot of time having sex with this former B list movie actress and now a strong C who has had some great roles in her past. Michael C. Hall & Julia Stiles 

10/1 - #1 - This recent Bachelorette reject was a popular fan favorite this past season. Popular enough, in fact, that he was on the short list to be the next Bachelor. Unfortunately, however, the guy screwed himself badly by hooking up with a big-mouthed rookie publicist who had delusions of importance. Said publicist had dreams of molding her client into the next Jake Pavelka, but then made the mistake of trashing a major gossip tabloid with A-list name recognition. As a direct result, the celeb rag declared war on the poor guy. Unfortunately, the ensuing bad blood proved to be far more of a headache than ABC decided the guy was worth. The result? Brad Womack.#2 - Members of this hit premium cable show cast were due at New York bar for an event for which they were being paid a lot of money. They were supposed to show up at 10pm, but kept fans waiting until 3am. Their excuse? They could not find the place. Uh huh.
#3 & #4 - This A++ list movie actor from one of the top five grossing movies of all time was on the house phone in a hotel lobby when he was spotted by a fan. The fan waited patiently until the actor was done with a call and as the two crossed paths, the fan asked for a picture. The actor did not even acknowledge the presence of the fan and just walked right by. #1 - Kirk De Windt #2 - True Blood #3 - Leonardo DiCaprio #4 - Titanic 

9/28 - So, when you are someone who was the star of a reality show/performer with interesting teeth you expect that when you and your crew roll into a New York City strip club that everything will be taken care of. Well, apparently you would be wrong. Our reality show star did go to a strip club with some of his friends and ordered a round of drinks. They then decided to move to the VIP section. The bartender asked the manager if she should comp the drinks. The manager said the group needed to pay for their drinks just like everyone else. So, the bartender gave the group the bill. $66. Our reality star had $40 on him and no plastic. The rest of the group had no plastic but did manage to come up with the other $26. Of course no tip. They then left the club but were very pleasant. No, do you know you who I am kind of stuff. My question is even if you thought you were going to get free drinks, were you not going to tip the women for dancing for you? Should they consider it an honor to dance for you for free instead of making a buck with the paying customers? Flava Flav

9/21 - This singer is probably A list. He has had number one albums including one album that holds lots of records for sales. Anyway, he is always trying to be Mr. Straight and recently he even has been pretending to date this B- list actress. Oh, she has done some television but even her biggest series no one apparently watched because it was over in the blink of an eye. OK, well our singer goes through this charade despite the fact that everyone in town knows he just ended an affair with a male publicist. As you know, I do not out people. However, I will say the actress he dated was Selma Blair.

9/20 - This female former A list singer who is probably a B now but with A+ name recognition was in a bar recently when the following conversation occurred with a waitress.
First Assistant - (bends over to singer and listens)
Second Assistant - (bends over to first assistant and listens) Ms. ______ will have a diet coke.
First Assistant - (bends over to singer and listens)
Second Assistant - (bends over to first assistant and listens) No ice.
Christina Aguilera

9/13 - This just about A list female tweener turned up almost unannounced at a children's hospital this weekend. There was no press and no announcement and no hooplah. Our tweener was there to see the kids. The kids, many of whom are so sick they lack much energy at all, completely lit up when they saw her. She spent 5-15 minutes with each of them, talking and hugging, etc. In the past, other celebrities who have gone to this particular hospital have been afraid to touch the kids, but not our tweener. Demi Lovato

9/10 #1 - This D list singer and sometime actress absolutely laid into her boyfriend and would not stop screaming at him. Of course since this was like two minutes before the show, everyone stared at the poor guy who did not seem to have done anything wrong.
#3 - This very good looking male model and actor used the following pickup line about 20 times. "Are you a model in the show? You should be. I can help you." #1 - JoJo #3 - Tyson Beckford

9/7  - This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker. The Spin Crowd

8/20 - #2 & #3- Old Hollywood - This gruff, hard drinking, A++ Academy Award winning actor who generally played one type of role once traded some pictures he took of another A++ Academy Award winning actor having sex with a teen boy and girl for a boat. The gruff actor took the pictures and was there but was smart enough to stay out of the frame. #2 - John Wayne #3 - Humphrey Bogart

8/13 - #1 #2, #3, #4 - This is kind of Old Hollywood but some of the people are still alive so not a true Old Hollywood item. Anyway, this Academy Award winning (yeah I said it, no nominee/winner) actor who is still alive got one of his most famous roles in a very interesting way. The Academy Award winner/nominee director of the movie had a crush on this woman. Our actor discovered that the woman would take money for sex and paid for her for a year. The actor told the director he could get the woman interested but he wanted the role. He also wanted a role for one of his friends who is been a B+ movie actor and television actor forever. The director agreed and our actor made the introduction. The director had no idea the actor paid for her services. He used his entire paycheck from the movie to pay for her. #1 - Marlon Brando #2 - Elia Kazan #3 - Karl Malden #4 - On The Waterfront

8/2 - This A list female reality star is at it again. Along with her celebrity husband, the couple recently stayed a honeymoon type resort. The couple, who got a regular room instead of a suite spent much of their stay staying in their room and ordering lots of room service. When the staff delivered items to the room, the couple were not especially shy about hiding their bodies and were rarely fully dressed when opening the door. One of the most interesting things noticed by the staff were the tripods located in the room. Hmm. Wonder what they were for?
Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett

7/26- This finally working again former B+ movie actress who dated some of the biggest names in LA and also tended to get a little crazy at times, spent last night comforting a lost Alzheimer's patient found wandering the neighborhood. Upon realizing the elderly lady spoke Russian, the actress called up a friend to translate and they were able to get enough information for police to return the senior safely to her family. In the meantime, the lady was all smiles as she relaxed in the actress's living room with the family dog on her lap. Sean Young

7/23 - #1 & #2- Let us try for one more Old Hollywood blind item. As always, when it is Old Hollywood, at least one of the people is dead. This A++ movie actor was nominated for an Oscar but did not win. Everyone knows his name and the name of his partner. It turns out though, that like yesterdays actor, this actor also had a thing for little boys. #1 - Fred Astaire #2 - Ginger Rogers

7/22 - This Academy Award winning actor was always portrayed as Mr. Tough Guy. Later in life he managed to irritate a great number of people by some things he said and did. Earlier in life he probably made some other people upset with his fondness for sleeping with underage boys and girls. Often at the same time. Charlton Heston

7/19 - This A list couple, which consists of a B list movie actor who used to be A++ and his B- list movie actress wife have a secret for keeping young. Or at least they think it does. Apparently they buy in bulk, botox in a bottle. The bottles which cost $600, are meant to last a year, but are used by the couple at the rate of about one a week. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

7/8 - This A list singer/writer/musician is working on a secret documentary. Nothing really juicy. More like his impression of the world. In every city he goes to, he puts on a disguise, goes downtown, and plays music on a street corner and asks for money. He plays his songs but does nothing to let people know it is him. It all gets filmed. No one really pays attention to him or even thinks he is anything special. He then films himself on stage in front of 25,000 people singing the same song and the crowd reaction. Dave Matthews 

7/7 - This A list singer (ahem)/producer and performer who has been in this spot before was recently whacked out on Ecstasy at a club here in LA. Unable to figure out where the bathroom was, or just figuring he could get away with it, he pulled a Verne and peed in the corner. No one even said a word to him. Yeah, go ahead and try that yourself, and see if no one says anything to you. Diddily Piddily