Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Screws Hot TV Guy, Oh No!

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Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Screws Hot TV Guy, Oh No!

Darlings, if you're on overload from all the glitz yesterday, you're in luck! We've got some nice, down-home, dirty slut action for ya!
She-Devil Dees (who will get an Oscar nomination about as soon as I do, the little TV tramp) has been angling her latest conquest. Girl really does climb on top of dudes better than she does television roles, but hey, that's not so unusual in this town.
So who is She-Devil crowing loudly about this time—and what particular body part?
A stud from the hottest show in the world! Can you believe it?
We can, as we'd expect nothing less from SDD, who only likes to move on the hottest guys around. And she usually can, too, as her bod's totally bitchin'.
Since She-Devil's already tired of her latest bed conquests, it makes complete sense she's now succeeding in seducing a very talented (and cute) dude from the hit show.
They met in L.A. recently at a party, and true to form, Ms. Dees lost no time in taking him right home and ripping both their clothes off.
In a moment that's worth far more notice than most of She's oncamera performances, She-Devil breathlessly whispered to her new man: "You're about to f--k the p--sy that every guy in Hollywood wants."
Wow. Who writes this chick's dialog, Charlie Sheen?
Do straight guys actually go for that porn talk? Never mind. We already know the answer because said guy did...did again...and will do again.
Maybe he'll only stop when he realizes She-Devil's the one who's been calling the paparazzi, who just happen to be around, no matter how stealth they try to be?
Yep, that's what it's gonna take.
And It Ain't: Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens

Please see the label below for our post on the previous SDD BV, including a full list of who has been eliminated.


Top suspect: Olivia Munn

Hot TV Guy: Matthew Morrison

Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Gives Great Headline!

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Bonus Blind: She-Devil Dees Gives Great Headline! 

The only thing that makes us the slightest bit reluctant to write this Bonus Blind is the fact that She-Devil Dees (whom this Vice is about) will have an orgasm over it. That's what sex truly means to this arguably pretty honey: Nothing gets her off better than an article with her name in it.
Which is precisely why She-Devil saw to it that someone tipped off the media when...
She dated Hornius Thighs, one of Hollywood's hottest stud-muffins. Hornious never quite understood why the press was always waiting for them whenever he and She-D went on a date—no matter where they went. But Hornious finally got the clue and ditched the finagling double-dee broad.
So, Ms. Dees was then forced to move on to Jerry Rock-Butt. You remember: He's a multitalented somewhat good-looking boy and he succumbed to She-Devil's man machinations, as his girlfriend is about as boring as Justin Timberlake's love life these days.
(Men are so weak.)
Again, She-Devil arranged—in really not that clandestine a fashion—for details of her assignation with Jerry to get leaked to the media. But this time she did something different: She wouldn't comment about the affair when asked.
She-Devil, who wants to be as famous as they come, noticed this mouth-shut approach was the fancy way big stars acted when the media asked them about their personal affairs. So, that's what She-Devil decided to do.
She caught on that the "no comment" thing actually looked like a huge comment, as far as the appearance of the hookup goes. At least to the press.
And that's all that matters to She-Devil.
It Ain't: Natalie Portman, Tila Tequila, Chelsea Handler

Here is the link to the previous Jerry Rock-Butt BV from July 2009 including a full list of who has been eliminated as JRB.

List of eliminated for She-Devil Dees as of 2/28/11: Natalie Portman, Tila Tequila, Chelsea Handler, Evan Rachel Wood, Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens


Top suspects:
She-Devil Dees - Olivia Munn
Jerry Rock-Butt - Justin Timberlake
Hornius Thighs - Chris Pine