Blind Vice! Match Made in Hot Star Heaven

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice!  Match Made in Hot Star Heaven

Where art thou, heartthrob Nelly Fang?
Hooking up with the most stunning partner in his fairly impressive past, that's what!
The fact that Nelly's currently smitten with golden celeb Queen Djibouti is such great news because…
As we all know, Nelly hasn't always made the wisest (or safest) romance choices in the past.
And besides, Nelly has such an impressive everything—face, career, personality, etc.—isn't it about time he settle down with somebody who's as beautifully put together, not to mentioned gifted, as he is? Totally!
Queen, who's not quite as romantically experimental as Nelly, is still probably a pretty perfect fit for her new man, as she's all about the work (just like Fang) and is totally easygoing in her private life. Which is probably why she used to date a guy just like Nelly, who also likes to do his own thing.
In other words, Fang and Queen's exes are probably each other's types! Or certainly were at one time.
But that's then. Now is all about Nelly and Queen slowly cementing their hotness for each other, which appears to be the real thing.
Kind of a shocker for Mr. Fang, who's not unused to the fake-partner P.R. thing.
We actually dig this new Nelly.
True love's always hot, right?
It Ain't: Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift, Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

Please use the label below to read our posts on the previous Nelly Fang BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspects:  

Nelly Fang = Alexander Skarsgard
Queen Dijibouti - Charlize Theron

Blind Vice: Nelly Fang Name-Checks His Junk!

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Nelly Fang Name-Checks His Junk!

For all the ladies who broke down with angry tears once you found out how the very hot vampire star Nelly Fang also likes to do it with boys, we have very good news: Gorgeous Nelly's cheating on his beard girlfriend with...girls! Tons of 'em!
Oh, those good-looking Hollywood studs, just never know what they're going to do with their privates, huh?
Well, get this: Nelly also has a name for his extremely well-used private parts. Want to know what it is?
The Captain!
Oh, this is too much. But, I think we're actually kinda into it, sort of fits Nelly's fun-loving, free-spirit personality. But, here are the deets:
Recently, Nelly's been working on his latest project (he has a ton lately), The Chrysanthemum Coffin, and the predominantly fake gf—who he does sometimes occasionally take a romp with, mind you—has been to visit him on set. But, whenever that tired girlfriend of his vanishes, Nelly pulls into his trailer with whichever chick is willing.
And, trust us, that be a lotta chicks, who always get a little after-sex show, courtesy of Nelly.
"The Captain got the job done!" Nelly will scream and moan, right after he's completed satisfying his lady friend (and himself). Or perhaps he'll say, rhetorically, "How 'bout that Captain, huh?"
This is funnier than Russell Crowe talking about himself in third person during sex—"Go, Russ, Go!," he is rumored to say.
And for those of you who are grimacing and wondering how perfect-specimen Nelly could ruin such a great moment (as the dude is totally great, in all departments), let us assure you once you've been in Mr. Fang's arms, no utterances, no matter how dorky, can deflate the moment—or his.
And It Ain't: Tom Cruise, Denis O'Hare, Paul Wesley

Ted also included a link to this video below the BV: 

VIDEO: Elizabeth Reaser at Sundance this week (Does she know who Nelly Fang is?)

See the label below for a link to the previous Nelly Fang BV including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Alexander Skarsgard.

Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

From Ted today -

Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly "straight" stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!
And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you're about to read.
Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.
Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no...
...underwear, oh my!
I wonder if that's because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.
More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly's penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang's now done with my friend not once, but twice!
Love it! And people say Tiger's a slut! So glad Woods isn't the only celeb who's being supernaughty these days, what a relief.
"He's a real talker, too," adds Nelly's lucky path partner. "He kept saying, 'Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don't you, yeah, you like my ass?' "
Oh my. If only Nelly's gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They'd either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they'd stop being his fan—or both.
By the way, I'm sure if you've made it this far, you'll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly's endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he's a very neat boy down there.
"Very groomed," was how Mr. Fang's private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): "Manscaped."
Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.
And it ain't: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten

Update 6/22/12 - Ted has eliminated Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten, David Boreanaz, Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson, Jamie Campbell Bower, Stephen Moyer, James Cameron. Peter Facinelli, Gerard Butler, Ian Somerhalder, Kiefer Sutherland, Allan Hyde, Cam Gigandet, Scott Speedman, Taylor Lautner, Sam Worthington, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, Rostam Batmanglij, Jason Dohring, Alex O'Loughlin, Anna Paquin, Kristen Stewart, Paul Wesley, James Marsters, Brendan Fehr, Eddie Murphy, Eric Bana, Denis O'Hare, Tim Tebow, Taylor Kinney, Ryan Reynolds.


* Our top guess: Alexander Skarsgard

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV:  Alexander Skarsgard is Nelly Fang.


See the label below for a link to the new Nelly Fang BVs.