Showing posts with label Charlize Theron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlize Theron. Show all posts

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Lainey - The Loyal Customer

New Lainey riddle -

The Loyal Customer

For years I’ve been saying that she is such a bitch. Like, terrifying. And humourless, unless you’re famous. But on a red carpet? If she’s sneering at you? There’s venom. Behind that cool, tall beauty, she’s vicious.
Now, maybe I understand why.
Turns out she likes her cocaine. She’s much smarter about it than, say, people who end up under LA bridges with sketchy explanations, or child stars who rage down the Pacific Coast Highway chasing down their enemies. How does she keep winning awards and protecting her reputation? How has she kept the sh-t off of her? Because beyond her love life, there has never, ever been any gossip about her indulgences, beyond the occasional fruit, especially now that she has someone else to look after.
One explanation (on top of her discretion): Customer Loyalty. Same dealer for a decade. He supplies only to very exclusive clientele and is selective about his regular customers. She’s a regular customer. It’s more than occasional bump. Never mind the boyfriend, that might be her most steady relationship.

Update --
Top suspect is Charlize Theron

Friday, April 20, 2012

Blind Vice! Match Made in Hot Star Heaven

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice!  Match Made in Hot Star Heaven

Where art thou, heartthrob Nelly Fang?
Hooking up with the most stunning partner in his fairly impressive past, that's what!
The fact that Nelly's currently smitten with golden celeb Queen Djibouti is such great news because…
As we all know, Nelly hasn't always made the wisest (or safest) romance choices in the past.
And besides, Nelly has such an impressive everything—face, career, personality, etc.—isn't it about time he settle down with somebody who's as beautifully put together, not to mentioned gifted, as he is? Totally!
Queen, who's not quite as romantically experimental as Nelly, is still probably a pretty perfect fit for her new man, as she's all about the work (just like Fang) and is totally easygoing in her private life. Which is probably why she used to date a guy just like Nelly, who also likes to do his own thing.
In other words, Fang and Queen's exes are probably each other's types! Or certainly were at one time.
But that's then. Now is all about Nelly and Queen slowly cementing their hotness for each other, which appears to be the real thing.
Kind of a shocker for Mr. Fang, who's not unused to the fake-partner P.R. thing.
We actually dig this new Nelly.
True love's always hot, right?
It Ain't: Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift, Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

Please use the label below to read our posts on the previous Nelly Fang BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspects:  

Nelly Fang = Alexander Skarsgard
Queen Dijibouti - Charlize Theron
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