Friday, February 26, 2010

Blind Vice: Another Straight Star Bites the Dust

New from Ted today ...

Blind Vice: Another Straight Star Bites the Dust

Love, Pain & the whole crazy thingAre there any straight straight people left in Hollywood? Apparently not.
Marky Sweet-Puss is a sweet enough dude, dog though he may have been at one time. He cleaned up his act a bit once he hooked up with chilly actress type Cruella St. Shackles, who miraculously started Marky off on a far more domesticated diet of monogamous sex and healthier living. Many a star watcher was amazed to see this go down, as—let's be honest—Cruella isn't exactly known for her conservative lifestyle. If the hinterland-types who watch her only knew half the hell-raising crap this broad creates in a mere 24 hours!
But this Vice is really more about Marky's shenanigans than Cruella's.
Here's what went down: Marky's very concerned pals brought to Cruella's attention the disturbing fact that Marky's personal assistant was preparing to go to the press, saying that he and Marky had...
...been getting it on pretty regularly. Probably would have been fun to watch, too, as Marky's not exactly hard to look at!
Horribly, the nasty-mouthed assistant was prepared to tell the press unless he was paid off. Pretty simple, everyday blackmail, which goes on in Hollywood a helluva lot more than women eating, I'll tell ya that much.
So, Cruella didn't know what the ef to do. She had suspected her hubby might have desires that way, but she'd never really talked about it, pretty much hoping it would go away. As if!
Cruella decided to bite the big one (not her hubby) and pay the damn bill. After all, she decided, she's been involved in other unseemly goings-down—as far as her career goes—so this wasn't exactly new dirty-works territory for her.
She just thought she'd never have to participate in that kind of crap in her personal life.
Funny, if you look at Cruella lately, you can tell something's just not right. Could it be that being blackmailed doesn't do anything for her complexion?
* As of 8/21/11: 

Eliminated for Cruella St. Shackles:  Eva Longoria Parker, Kristen Stewart, Fergie, Jennifer Garner, Melanie Griffith, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Courtney Cox Arquette, Michelle Obama, Calista Flockhart, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachael Ray, Sarah Palin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham, Naomi Campbell, Joan Rivers, Tatum O'Neal, Jada Pinkett Smith, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, Oprah Winfrey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Demi Moore, Nicole Richie, Vanessa Minnillo, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sienna Miller.

Eliminated for Marky Sweet-Puss:  Tony Parker, Robert Pattinson, Josh Duhamel, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Freddie Prinze Jr., David Arquette, Barack Obama, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglas, Ryan Phillippe, Tom Sturridge, Ashton Kutcher
(also Todd Palin, Matthew Broderick, David Beckham, Will Smith, Antonio Banderas, Marc Anthony, Stedman Graham, Chris Martin, Brad Pitt, Nick Lachey, - eliminated by way of not being Cruella's spouse)

* Please refer to the labels below for links to the many more Cruella and Marky BVs.

* Top suspects: Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Steve Carrell blind vice?

OK... many readers have e-mailed us begging to address this and make a post for it. Recently, Ted has revealed that Steve Carell is the subject of a blind vice. This was January 18, so it was one before then. We're shocked! The problem is, right now we don't know which one that is. A few people have written to him and he's eliminated him for a few. I will post those questions in the comments section for us to look for clues.

Until we figure this out... does anyone have an idea which blind vice is Steve Carell's???

Vintage NYDN - Luke Perry

This was from way back in March 2007 before we started this blog. But being a fan of the original 90210 and Luke Perry, I thought of it and had to bring it back. I was just as obsessed with blind items back then, and found out that Luke Perry was revealed by NYDN Gatecrasher as a subject of a blind item... it was a celeb pot dealer! Here is an article I found which sums it up - from

Luke Perry 80s (Beverly Hills 90210, Door) TV Poster Print - 22" X 71"Luke Perry is a pot dealer

Thursday, 29 March 2007 00:34
Sources in Hollywood tell CelebStoner that Luke Perry is the Beverly Hills 90210 star who now makes a living as a pot dealer.
New York Daily News "Gatecrasher" columnist Ben Widdicombe posed the following question:
"Which Beverly Hills 90210 alum is supplementing a moribund acting career with a thriving business as a pot dealer?"
It's true that the 40-year-old actor hasn't been particularly busy since 90210 ended in 2000 after 10 years on Fox. He appeared on the TV series Jeremiah from 2002-2004 and had roles in B-movies like Attention Shoppers, Fogbound and Dish Dogz.
Perry is best known for his rebellious, surfing and motorcycle-riding character Dylan McKay on 90210 that also starred Shannon Doherty, Jason Priestly, Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling. has reported that in Feb. 2001 Perry "enjoyed the delights of a marijuana cafe in Amsterdam so much he had to be helped back to his hotel. The hunky American star had one cannabis joint too famous coffee house The Greenhouse, and found himself incapable of talking - or moving. An observer says, 'Luke just sat on his chair in the corner of the room and could hardly say another word.' The management of The Greenhouse had to call the staff of the hotel where he was staying to come over and pick him up."
Perry's also noted as a celebrity pot smoker in Craig X. Rubin's Hollyweed tell-all, 9021Grow.
Widdicombe has verified to CelebStoner that it is indeed Perry he was referring to.
I just have to add that I met Luke and regardless if this is true or not, he was very nice! ;)

CDAN - 2.19.10

From Crazy Days and Nights yesterday -

Four For Friday - Celebrity Employers

#1 & 2 - This foreign born still A list model/reality star and her foreign born celebrity husband have lots of employees. The thing is they treat them all very, very well. Not a day goes by where they don't send someone on their staff a letter, card or e-mail which tells them how much they are appreciated. It's the little things.

#3 & 4 - At the opposite end of the spectrum is this couple which consists of a foreign born B list movie actress and her former A list movie actor husband. Not only do they regularly berate their employees and yell at them, but the actress loves to have what she calls cleaning days. Not cleaning one of their homes mind you, but cleaning out all of their employees. As in firing them all. Her other special thrill is firing someone right before they are scheduled to go on vacation.


CDAN - Fashion Week blinds

The "entertainment lawyer" was apparently at fashion week somehow and had some blind items to share this week...

Thursday 2.18.10
This former A list rock singer and now a shell of his former self was given a seat in the front row of a show. When he saw who he was going to be seated next to he yelled out, "I don't want to sit next to no f**king fa**ots. What made this even more shocking was his reputation for f**king anything male or female when he used to tour. Of course he wouldn't ever admit to being with guys but he always had a "valet" on tour who did a lot more than press our singer's clothes.

Wednesday 2.17.10
This pregnant reality star was chugging glass after glass of white wine like she was dying of thirst.

Tuesday 2.16.10
This sometime model with a very unique look/sometime publicity hound and sometime girlfriend of an A list celebrity was spotted backstage at a show sharing a needle with a model after a show. And no, the needle was not being used for sewing.


CDAN - 2.15.10

From Crazy Days and Nights - Monday...

This member of a singing family has not always made as much money as he is making right now. He is probably the most famous of the remaining brothers. Anyway, since he has always tried to dodge creditors he has all his bank accounts and credit cards in his wife's name. Apparently the whole asking for i.d when using a credit card doesn't apply to this guy. Nothing has his name on it.

CDAN - 2.12.10

From Crazy Days and Nights last Friday... a little late but some of these were interesting.

Four For Friday

#1 - This C list television actress on a hit cable show is in her 30's. Has not stopped her though from dating a high school senior. Yep. He was a summer intern on a project she was doing and they hit it off. He is 18. I wonder if they will go to prom together.

#2 - This B- list movie actress with A- list name recognition who sometimes dabbles in television has always been a little goofy and has done coke pretty much her entire adult life. She might want to reconsider that doing coke thing before meeting directors though. Our actress went into a meeting with a director, reached out to shake his hand, and her vial dropped from her hand to the floor. She had forgot to put it away after taking a line in her car.

#3 - This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn't care about it anymore.

#4 & 5 - Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren't exactly platonic dates.


Friday, February 19, 2010

Blind Vice: Famous Wife Ignores Hubby's Many Boys!

New from Ted-

Blind Vice: Famous Wife Ignores Hubby's Many Boys!

The may not be swingers like Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off, but Henrietta Hard-Ball and her blandly good-looking husband, Elijah Schwad, have a convenient relationship when it comes to sex.
Like so many famous couples.
Henrietta's allowed to pursue (with ferocious abandon, mind you) her high-powered career, as long as Elijah takes care of the family and the home. It's an arrangement that's served both spouses well, for many reasons.
But ah, the only reason that causes us to really care about her is the one that makes Elijah happy. Can you guess what it is? A little bed-time dynamic that might make even Toothy Tile jump for joy?
Yep, you guessed it (otherwise you're reading the wrong column, really), Elijah lives to get it on with the dudes.
But like so many selfish men—is there any other kind?—Elijah also wanted a happy home and a family, so he brokered a deal with the attractive, driven Henrietta, who's about as interested in sex these days as Lindsay Lohan is in working.
So both kinda fake-married folks get what they want—a career for her, a harem of hotties for him.
What's even more interesting about this scenario is the fact that Henrietta and Elijah don't have your typical celeb following. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick they are not.
Let's just say that one of them works in a business that is mercilessly driven by what Middle America deigns right and wrong. If anybody in this corn-fed fanbase the kinky twosome so direly depends on ever got wind of the debauched details in the couple's sex arrangement, life would be over for them both—in seconds.
Hmmm. That's quite a gamble, wonder why either of them are even taking it?
Oh, that's right, Henrietta's never been known to see anything close to reason, completely forgot.

AND IT AIN'T: Gisele and Tom Brady, Mo'Nique and Sidney Hicks, Michelle and Barack Obama
Also eliminated as of 8/21/11 - Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos, Michelle Malkin, Michele Bachmann, Nancy Grace, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Mary Matalin, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michele Bachmann

Top guesses: Sarah Palin/Todd Palin

Friday, February 12, 2010

Blind Vice: Naive Housewife Gets Played!

New from Ted!

Blind Vice: Naive Housewife Gets Played!

Oh, Roxy Couture! Don't you know a cheating, horny, impossibly sexy tiger can't change its stripes?
Sorry all, how rude of us not to properly introduce you to today's BV first! Meet Roxy—a gorg gal who likes everything in life to be of the highest and utmost class. Mainly when it comes to men.
Perky yet shy, vampy yet motherly, Roxy appears as if she's got the perfect life: cute kids, successful career, A-list friends, and the most hunky husband, to boot.
Only problem is, that hubby o' hers has eyes for everyone but her. Don't you remember? As you've already met him. Remember... Stud-Bucket LeBeouf? The insanely doable womanizer who likes to whip out confidentiality agreements whenever he steps out on that pixie-perfect wife of his?
Sure, that's pretty standard in this sleazy town, but remember...Stud literally carries around these typed babies everywhere he goes. Yes—LeBeouf gets that much action on the side.
We were always unsure whether or not Rox knew what her man was up to whenever he left her (and the kids) at home. We assumed she just turned a blind eye, like so many of these H'wood women do, but as of late, friends to both Roxy and Stud who know about S-B.L.'s extracurricular activities cannot stop talking about "poor" Ms. Couture because she truly is that clueless!
See, R.C. has been recently offering up advice to select members of the Cheated-On Wives Club in Hollywood. She furrows her plucked brow and likes to sit down for a heart-to-heart about exactly what to do when husbands go looking for those much sluttier, younger girls.
And the advice isn't to call your lawyer, in case you're wondering, it's to stay put and stick it out. Roxy uses her husband as an example of reformed redemption, which is preposterous, as the dog's still stepping out on Roxy left and right, unbeknownst to her.
All these babes who Roxy's preaching to want so badly to tell her to look at her own sham-filled marriage, but they can't. No one has enough guts to shatter Couture's whole world! Because, trust, if she knew the kinds of moves Stud-Bucket was putting on all of L.A. (and beyond), she would surely die of humiliation.
Ah, love really is blind, eh? Or demented, take your pick.
But Happy Valentine's Day, anyway, everybody!

And it Ain't: Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Felicity Huffman

Our link to previous SBLB BV from October '08 including a full list of men eliminated is here.  Also, here is a link to the most recent RC BV from October 2010.

* Update 10/19/10 -
Ted has eliminated Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Felicity Huffman, Kelly Ripa, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kimora Lee Simmons, Sandra Bullock, Eva Longoria Parker, Luciana Barroso, Courteney Cox.
Women eliminated as Roxy by way of NOT being SBLB's wife (see his eliminations): Vanessa Bryant, Gwen Stefani, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez

Top suspects:
Stud-Bucket LeBeouf = David Beckham
Roxy Couture = Victoria Beckham

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Buzzfoto Blind Item

This young B/C list starlet hasn’t been getting much work lately compared to her contemporaries. She is convinced it is because she is a little on the pudgy side (if bone thin means being fat). She is on a dangerous diet plan limited to cabbage and diet coke, and is even paranoid about drinking water because it she believes it has too many calories. The idea is a terrible one, and probably won’t do anything to her but give her a trip to the hospital. So dangerous and dumb!
Not Rachel Bilson.

Michael Ausiello Blind Item

Michael Ausiello blind item (actually found on Crazy Days and Nights yesterday)

You’re gonna like this: I’m leaving it up to you to decide whether this blind item is a case of denial or spite. What’s the story? An up-and-coming actress on a doomed hour drama was the top choice to headline a much-buzzed-about pilot — you know, the sort that could’ve turned her from a “soon-to-be” to an “is.” The series’ big-shot producer wanted her. The network wanted her. Everyone wanted her.
But… well, you knew there’d be a “but.” Even though it would take a miracle of biblical proportions to save her current show, its suits refused to release her from her contract. “We could be back next season,” they insisted. Uh, yeah, so could my humility.
As a result, the almost-leading lady got screwed. Who is she, and what going-going-gone drama’s producers were so deluded, or so nasty, that they wouldn’t give her the all clear? Sound off below.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Blind Vice: Celeb Swingers Get It On!

New BV from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Celeb Swingers Get It On!
EVA LONGORIA PARKER 11X14 COLOR PHOTOSecretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are as horny as they are famous—just don't think they're so hot for each other, that's all. Hmmm. Certainly explains some very tabloid-messy love sitches the two have been caught in, more than once.
But let's back up:
Secretia, an impressively put-together gal of verve, good looks and surprising steeliness, has long gotten it on with tons o' guys, even though the public pretty much doesn't know. And some folks were a bit surprised when she married Chester, an incredibly talented dude who's always so busy keeping his gorgeous face smiling, no one's really stopped to think what a slut he is.
But major STD-alert? Man, is he ever:
Chester sleeps with guys as often as his career provides him with huge-ass checks. This was a little known fact when Chesty and Secretia married, to much public pronouncement. How wonderful the pretty charmer hooked the quieter, chiseled-jaw type. What a celebrity fairy-tale romance everybody thought it would be!
The public couldn't have been more wrong—or uninformed.
The deliciously kinky arrangement Secretia and Chester have is this: She gets to hook up with all the guys she pleases—usually by picking their names out of bowls at classy swingers parties. (Is that sorta like calling an alcoholic who guzzles only Grey Goose a "classy drunk"?) And Chester gets to boink all the boys he wants.
That is their secret arrangement.
And, yes, the couple does—on occasion—have sex the old-fashioned married way (meaning, with each other). But hey, how long is that gonna last, I wonder? 'Cause sooner or later, one of these beautiful couple's myriad outside lovers is gonna blow the whistle. Or worse: Watch one of Secretia or Chester's affairs fall in love with them, and then go hire Gloria Allred and call a press conference because they can't have Ohio or Shorts-Off all to themselves!
Either way, it's a precarious love sitch that's just bound to pop—and how. What else do you expect when you pick your partner like he's a piece of popcorn?
And it ain't: Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller, John Travolta/Kelly Preston, Tiger/Elin Woods

As of 12/23/10 - Ted has eliminated Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller, John Travolta/Kelly Preston, Tiger/Elin Woods, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes, Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen, Diane Lane/Josh Brolin, David/Victoria Beckham, Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos, Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn, Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry, Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith, Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan, Rebecca Gayheart/Eric Dane, Natalie Maines/Adrian Pasdar, Kobe/Vanessa Bryant, Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis, Pink/Carey Hart, Josh Duhamel/Fergie, Hank Baskett/Kendra Wilkinson, Beyonce/Jay Z, Claire Danes, Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag, Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban, Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber, Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon, Courteney Cox/David Arquette, Kevin/Christine Costner, Nicole Richie/Joel Madden, Michelle/Barack Obama., Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher, Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter.

is the link to the Secretia and Chester BV from March 19, and here is the most recent from November 2010.

* Our top suspects: Eva Longoria/Tony Parker

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Daily Mirror - 2.4.10

3am's naughty but nice wicked whisper...

Which recent divorcee said she dumped her fella because of his cheating ways - but it's more likely because she prefers girls?

CDAN - 2.3.10

From Crazy Days and Nights yesterday...

This one sounds complicated in my head which never works out well when I write it. So, this former ensemble reality star and now an actress and singer who is probably C- list based on career but B+ based on name recognition is trying to make as much money as possible. I guess everyone is, but it turns out that her husband siphoned off most of their money when they got married. He said it was for investments but what he should have said was it was going to be spent on his various boyfriends and partying with them. Our singer/actress doesn't want to get divorced and have everyone said I told you so. Therefore she just smiles pretty for the cameras and pretends he doesn't exist.

Page Six - 1.25.10

This is a little late... from Jan 25...

Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director was forced to pull the actor aside and order him to calm himself down after he made the young actress "extremely uncomfortable" . . .
WHICH magazine columnist invited mostly billionaires to her birthday party, and after they'd left, opened the gifts and commented on how cheap they were?