Saturday, February 20, 2010

CDAN - 2.12.10

From Crazy Days and Nights last Friday... a little late but some of these were interesting.

Four For Friday

#1 - This C list television actress on a hit cable show is in her 30's. Has not stopped her though from dating a high school senior. Yep. He was a summer intern on a project she was doing and they hit it off. He is 18. I wonder if they will go to prom together.

#2 - This B- list movie actress with A- list name recognition who sometimes dabbles in television has always been a little goofy and has done coke pretty much her entire adult life. She might want to reconsider that doing coke thing before meeting directors though. Our actress went into a meeting with a director, reached out to shake his hand, and her vial dropped from her hand to the floor. She had forgot to put it away after taking a line in her car.

#3 - This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn't care about it anymore.

#4 & 5 - Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren't exactly platonic dates.


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14 comments:

blurry vice said...

#3 Mickey Rourke?

stacey said...

I think Mickey Rourke WAS married, wasn't he? To Carrie Otis?

Charlene said...

Mickey Rourke has been married twice - Carrie Otis was his second wife.

Interesting but sad BI.

michelle said...

for some reason i thought adrien brody for the third one

Caroline said...

#4 - Only couple I can think of is Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter ... but aren't they engaged now? Not that many A-list athletes out there that would fit this one.

Brittany said...

What about Kim K & Reggie Bush for #4. I know actress is a bit of a stretch to call Kim but she has done some acting.

Caroline said...

Yeah, Kim and Reggie were the first couple I thought of, but I definitely wouldn't call her an actress. I'm still thinking Minka and Derek ... wouldn't be at all surprised if she turned out to be his beard one of these days.

summerof84 said...

No 2. Maybe Drew Barrymore? Did drugs since she was a young teen, and although very famous, isn't in the A list movies

crazycris said...

#4&5 perhaps Hillary Duff and her Hockey star boyfriend? I dont' know what classifies as c+/B- movie actress.... she def. has had some television and movie success (for her fan base anyways...?)

Jennifer said...

D Wade and G Union

literal_chaos said...

Wasn't Eliza Dushku dating an athlete too? That's the only other suggestion I could think of to offer. I like the Kim Kardashian guess, but I don't think she qualifies as an "actress" so much as a "reality star" maybe? And even though she's obviously desperate for celebrity status, I just don't get the vibe that the relationship isn't genuine... but that's just my own personal opinion, of course!

TheLastRealMan said...

#3 I'm thinking Jeremy Piven. That balding piece of shit.

#2 I agree with Drew Barrymore.

#4 I'm hoping it's Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. A couple years back there were a lot of stories about Jeter giving out the gift that keeps giving aka herpes...super douche

TheLastRealMan said...

#1 as for this one, my only guess is that skeletor looking broad on burn notice

Rhog said...

What about Heather Locklear for #2 she's had coke problems in the past and she's definitely recognized more for her tv work than movies?

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