Blind Vice: Celeb Swingers Get It On!
Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are as horny as they are famous—just don't think they're so hot for each other, that's all. Hmmm. Certainly explains some very tabloid-messy love sitches the two have been caught in, more than once.
But let's back up:
Secretia, an impressively put-together gal of verve, good looks and surprising steeliness, has long gotten it on with tons o' guys, even though the public pretty much doesn't know. And some folks were a bit surprised when she married Chester, an incredibly talented dude who's always so busy keeping his gorgeous face smiling, no one's really stopped to think what a slut he is.
But major STD-alert? Man, is he ever:
Chester sleeps with guys as often as his career provides him with huge-ass checks. This was a little known fact when Chesty and Secretia married, to much public pronouncement. How wonderful the pretty charmer hooked the quieter, chiseled-jaw type. What a celebrity fairy-tale romance everybody thought it would be!
The public couldn't have been more wrong—or uninformed.
The deliciously kinky arrangement Secretia and Chester have is this: She gets to hook up with all the guys she pleases—usually by picking their names out of bowls at classy swingers parties. (Is that sorta like calling an alcoholic who guzzles only Grey Goose a "classy drunk"?) And Chester gets to boink all the boys he wants.
That is their secret arrangement.
And, yes, the couple does—on occasion—have sex the old-fashioned married way (meaning, with each other). But hey, how long is that gonna last, I wonder? 'Cause sooner or later, one of these beautiful couple's myriad outside lovers is gonna blow the whistle. Or worse: Watch one of Secretia or Chester's affairs fall in love with them, and then go hire Gloria Allred and call a press conference because they can't have Ohio or Shorts-Off all to themselves!
Either way, it's a precarious love sitch that's just bound to pop—and how. What else do you expect when you pick your partner like he's a piece of popcorn?
And it ain't: Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller, John Travolta/Kelly Preston, Tiger/Elin Woods
As of 12/23/10 - Ted has eliminated Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller, John Travolta/Kelly Preston, Tiger/Elin Woods, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes, Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen, Diane Lane/Josh Brolin, David/Victoria Beckham, Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos, Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn, Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry, Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith, Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan, Rebecca Gayheart/Eric Dane, Natalie Maines/Adrian Pasdar, Kobe/Vanessa Bryant, Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis, Pink/Carey Hart, Josh Duhamel/Fergie, Hank Baskett/Kendra Wilkinson, Beyonce/Jay Z, Claire Danes, Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag, Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban, Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber, Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon, Courteney Cox/David Arquette, Kevin/Christine Costner, Nicole Richie/Joel Madden, Michelle/Barack Obama., Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher, Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter.
Here is the link to the Secretia and Chester BV from March 19, and here is the most recent from November 2010.
* Our top suspects: Eva Longoria/Tony Parker