Saturday, December 11, 2010

Blind Vice: Butter's Threat: "I Will Cut You, Bitch!"

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Butter's Threat: "I Will Cut You, Bitch!"

Before you start feeling too sorry for poor, mixed-up, closeted celeb Butter Pussy and how the babe's scared coming out will affect her and her loved ones' incomes, listen up. Butter's hardly a saint.
The Oprah Winfrey Show: 20th Anniversary CollectionFar from it.
Sometime ago, Ms. Pussy, who's really fabulous at her very celebrated career, came home from a hard day's work and her man happened to be home. But he wasn't alone:
Butter found the partner she genuinely cared for—but whom she also conveniently used (a lot) to help sell her fake heterosexuality to the gullible public—in bed. With company. And it wasn't another chick, either!
Butter's man was in bed with...one of Ms. Pussy's employee's. How awful! How humiliating! How déclassé!
So, Butter-babe did what any megastar worth her very butch reputation would do: She got a knife and threatened to "cut" the philandering partner. And guess what?
She did! Badly. So much so, the sliced-up dude had to be taken to the hospital—and his recovery took some time.
Now, to make up for things, the cheating dude who got knifed by the always well-coiffed and formidable Butter Pussy gets regular paychecks, per their postknifing financial arrangement.
And some folks think the guy's sticking around (and getting to enjoy the fancy life), just to help Butter parlay that straight-chick image.
Well, maybe a little—and maybe a little because both players here do still care for each other. But trust, those aren't the emotional ties than bind them.
It's blood. Literally.
AND IT AIN'T: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Dolly Parton, Diane Lane

See our label below for our post on the previous Butter Pussy BV from December 2009 including a full list of who has been eliminated, and the most recent also.

Top suspect: Oprah Winfrey

75 comments:

blurry vice said...

Top guess for the previous one was Oprah. Also mentioned were Naomi Campbell, Jodie Foster, Barbra Streisand.

Anyhow, wow! I can't believe something like this wasn't leaked to the press.

talia said...

"And some folks think the guy's sticking around (and getting to enjoy the fancy life), just to help Butter parlay that straight-chick image."
but that at least eliminates foster and campbell...

talia said...

and i think "fabulous" and "déclassé" might be a hint... does oprah use one of these regularly...?
but while reading i feel a bit more barbra in there...! or not? hmmmm

Kate16 said...

"Déclassé" almost implies royalty, and Oprah is jokingly referred to as the "queen of America". This could totally be her and Stedman.

LMS130 said...

Someone on the E boards made a pretty good argument for Barbara Streisand. I'm going to copy the post (credit goes to Bernie).

"Now I am on board with Barbra Streisand. Everything seems to fit. Ted one time said Butter was NOT a WASP. Barbra's Jewish. She could be described as a little bit butch, not overly feminine. On SNL they said her voice was like "Buttah." She has loved ones in the biz whose incomes could be affected (possibly) = James Brolin, Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin is married to Diane Lane who is one of the AIAs. The other AIA's could indicate an older actress/singer. And Streisand has been known to have a temper."

blurry vice said...

Yeah I think Babs is looking more like Butter. Oprah was the top guess but I don't see her pulling a knife on someone. Maybe I am naive. But we do know Oprah is a BV and she was the #1 suspect for this last time.
So Barbra Streisand top suspect?

swerve3d said...

Babs was also well known for the movie "Owl and the Pussycat." Josh and James are the only ones who might get hurt by this reveal, though not much. Do you remember the Saturday night animated short about Steadmen being Oprah's beard? At the end of it, he jumps into a yacht to make a getaway with fellow beard...James Brolin! Also, babs is also referred to as "fabulous" mainly amongst her devoted fans. I'd place the good money on this being Barbara.

Rachel said...

I almost feel like Ted is leading people towards Oprah for this one, when I bet her Vice is something somewhat tame.
I agree with others, seems like Barbra fits.
I don't see how it could be Jodie Foster. She may not be "out" per se but she doesn't beard or pretend to be straight.

Nickname unavailable said...

It seems like Barbra S (Buttah, Diane Lane, Clinton supporter) but at the same time, why would she care? She has tons of money and a huge gay following who would never desert her. She's not a talk show host - Butter Pussy is watching Ellen DeGeneres' success and taking it to heart. I can't imagine Barbra S watching Ellen D and thinking it's time to come out. Also, why would BS marry James Brolin if she wasn't making a commitment to one person (in this case, a man)? Plus her son is gay and out. I just don't think BS would care at this point.

Saleant said...

Hmmm... Have just been back through the old clues. Much as it pains me it's looking a lot like O - based on her latest interview.

Work with me on this. She's reinventing herself - the new channel, lots of 'family' at Harpo are all in on that project.

But most importantly her greatest concern is that people think she's lying and not 'living her truth' which is her brand. She's talked about her weight, sexual abuse which would normally count for 'big' in most women's lives - and Ted says she's still holding something back, what else is there short of murder that could be big.

Saleant said...

Actually if you think about it a bit more at a psych level, she's propped up both the Travolta and Cruise brands more than once against similar rumors.

And given you're big on symbolism... She's only shared her magazine cover once, with Ellen, who is more living her truth than Oprah is. Basically it's an honor for beating her at her own game. But that's getting deep into her head now.

wolfromthedoor said...

Gwen Stefani?

hordac said...

Im still on the Oprah train. Babs has been married before, and is more on the retired side except for the occasional movie. I don`t see why she would feel she would need a beard at this stage of her life. Oprah, on the other hand, has alot to lose. Though wow, I cannot see O losing it to this extent! Never know though. Also shes been giving interviews proclaiming her straightness left right and centre. Protesting too much if you ask me. there is no way she is coming out of the closet now after all of this protesting.

The Spie said...

wolfromthedoor: This isn't BlindGossip. We discuss things here. We don't just throw out guesses without backing them up.

If you think that's rough on the noob, sorry, but I have a cold, I'm in the middle of that blizzard, I got stuck in a drift today going for a pizza because my household goods aren't at my new apartment and I can't cook...in other words, bad day all around.

That being said, everyone in Chicago knows that Steadman is gay or at the very least bi. It's also common knowledge that Oprah is a vicious bitch behind the facade. Plus, it didn't hit the media because the media in Chicago kowtows to her and protects her. There's a lot of nasty shit that goes down on Randolph that the public isn't privy to, and it's been happening for a long time.

Honestly, no one cares enough about La Babs at this point if she decided to come out. Oprah, though, is a different story.

Jael said...

This said it happened sometime ago. I don't remember how long ago this was, but wasn't there that rumor that Oprah came home and found Stedman in bed with her male hairstylist or something like that? This is so Oprah.

rynthetyn said...

Reading both blinds, it does seem like at the very least Ted wants us to think it's Oprah.

If you think about it, at this point it's not so much the coming out, per se, that would hurt Oprah's brand, but the fact that she lied about it for so long. Her brand is based so much on the idea that she shares everything with her viewers, and if it turns out that she was keeping such a big thing secret with an elaborate bearding relationship, her fans are going to feel betrayed and like they can't trust anything she tells them. And there goes her empire.

Jael said...

For some reason I am going crazy over this. Check out this link and start reading under the orange box with the person asking that a link or source be provided. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/toocoldout/oprah-to-tape-postrihanna_n_173302_21837252.html

88 said...

@talia

Oprah says "fabulous" all the frickin' time. It's like her favorite word, lol.

88 said...

@rynthetyn I agree. Just this week she confirmed she was not gay, again, with Barbara Walters. Smh.

talia said...

@88
i'm not american...
those are the information i need you for
;D
...never seen oprah!

88 said...

@talia

WHAT?! Haha, really? Do they not air it where you live? That's crazy, I thought everyone has watched Oprah at SOME point, lol.

Clancy said...

I'm gobsmacked at the thought this could be Oprah. She's vicious behind the scenes? Stedman is gay? Surely Oprah of all people would be telling the truth - she espouses that with all her worth. Nup.

hordac said...

I just read something that she is catered to like royalty. A journalist here in Canada went to see her show as an audience member and she wrote that she even has a minion putting her into her stilettos after she sits down in her chair and takes them off for her and puts her in her flats when she's done the show and before she has to get up. Now how real can you be when you can't even change your own shoes? Yes, a little lesbo revelation would shoot her credibility to shreds. Her own fault. She just should have taken the Jodie Foster road, assume whatever you want. Never hurt Jodie's carreer any. Yes I would imagine she is VERY envious of Ellen. You go down the beard route then you commit to staying in the closet for the rest of your life, fo sho, or you are branded a liar and rightfully so IMHO.

Stephanie said...

I definitely reconcile Oprah with Butter Pussy. (Geez, could there be a more awkward BV name?!) Actually, this last BV post does nothing BUT solidify my thinking process for BP. The story of Steadman being caught in bed with another is hardly new; and usually where there's smoke . . .

Stephanie said...

I am a big believer in the timing aspect of Ted's BV posts. Meaning, I think WHEN he posts something is as big a hint as WHAT he posts. I mean, hello!, the interview of Oprah this past week. Not random, in my opinion.

Stephanie said...

Sometimes a bigger hint actually.

Queen Assumptress said...

Yeah I think Ted has probably had this BV knowledge for awhile and he's probably reacting to last week's denial interviews.

steph148 said...

When Oprah reiterated on December 9th that she isn't a lesbian, I wondered if Ted would do a BV on her soon. If Butter Pussy is indeed Oprah, Ted's being about as subtle as he was with the most recent Longoria/Parker BV.

Nickname unavailable said...

Also, today on Celebitchy.com there's this whole thing about Oprah "naming" Ellen as her successor and giving Ellen tips (so lame) and how Oprah and Gayle have been hanging with Ellen and Portia. I thought, "Uh, could you be more obvious?"

Kate16 said...

She probably started bearding because of all the obstacles she faced. I mean she has become uber-successful in middle America. She had to build a media career and empire in less enlightened times despite being a)a woman and b)African American. If you were her, would you really want to throw in c)a lesbian too? She started way before Ellen did. There's no way she would have gotten away with it. (Even now I'd wonder how many people in her audience would be too small minded if they found out).

Michelle said...

I agree with the Oprah guess. Some of the comments I saw on the E boards swayed me for a bit, but after a little doubt, I still think this is Oprah. Even though Barbra is a little less relevant than Oprah, she really is one of the only people I can think of on a similar level of celebrity and has that same quality of being royalty among her fans.

Hordac, I so agree, she could have made this a lot easier on herself by just not addressing it at all. Another one of those selling your soul to the devil situations in my opinion. Looks like all that success isn't making her happy if it's come to bloodshed!

Michelle H

rynthetyn said...

I agree with Stephanie on the timing thing with Ted's posts. After the Barbara Walter's interview, I'd been waiting to see whether he posted another Butter Pussy BV.

Tara said...

Okay the Babs guess was totally throwing me off, as I was certain this was O before. The little rumor/evidence I have been able to scrape together just solidifies Oprah for this. Apparently, said incident occured in the 80s, not any time recently. She caught Sted in bed with Andre Walker, her hairstylist. She then whipped out a knife on him and stabbed or cut him with it in anger and humiliation. Her career was just taking off, which would explain the long term contract. Police record was extinguished, but the rumor/story still exists within the Chicago and original Oprah fan base. The hint Ted throws, that Butter is "well-coiffed" only adds to this being the hairdresser--not to mention Andre has been her ONLY hairstylist since the 80s! Hmmm, does he have a contract too?

Working on gathering a link or two to add to this.

Ross Family Five said...

Nice job, Tara! I was pretty sure it was her after the first BV, but your findings really quelled any doubts. Looking forward to reading any links you find. Thanks.

Guesswho said...

I really don't think Oprah is gay. Her denial was pretty sincere and she said she wasn't even "a little bit" gay which shuts the door on her ever coming out in future without being called a blatant liar. Besides, her and Gail have no romantic chemistry whatsoever, IMO.

I originally thought Butter was Babs but I can't picture her knifing anyone. This particular item makes this woman sound either a big loopy and/or ghetto.

Nickname unavailable said...

Thanks Tara. Good work And...

Today, Rosie O'Donnell said she doesn't think Oprah is gay.

Also, someone on Eonline asked Ted if Butter Pussy is Jessica Biel and he said it's someone much less glamorous. That doesn't sound like Oprah. isn't Oprah considered glam, to a degree?

I'm a confused girl! Also Oprah doesn't seem "butch" to me (Ted's description). But who else could it be?

rachierach said...

I still feel like this might be Pink. She's her husband's sugar mama and she's pretty butch. I'm not sure it's Oprah after she point-blank addressed the issue last week with Barbara Walters.

Is there any reason to count Pink out??

Rachel said...

@Nickname Unavailable
Actually what Rosie O Donnell said was that she didn't think that Oprah was an actual lesbian, that she and Gayle were "a little bit gay". That's why Oprah told Barbara Walters she wasn't "a little bit gay".

Tara said...

Wow it is really hard to find info on this with the exception of board comments from people, the two I found prior explaining the scenario (were written in 2008) I can't find, not that hearsay counts but if the rumor is out there, it adds to the evidence mounting against Oprah. Here is a passage referring to the rumor in the crazy Kitty Kelley book:

http://books.google.com/books?id=CdvXLjqAcccC&pg=PA205&dq=oprah+hairdresser+hospital&hl=en&ei=87cFTdOcNJ-Qnwe_7bzlDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CDAQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=oprah%20hairdresser%20hospital&f=false


http://books.google.com/books?id=CM3jAAAAMAAJ&q=oprah+hairdresser+hospital&dq=oprah+hairdresser+hospital&hl=en&ei=87cFTdOcNJ-Qnwe_7bzlDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CDgQ6AEwAg

Sorry for the long links, peeps:) Pink is not a bad guess, though I don't think it would be shocking in the least and she is not really a "megaceleb/superstar/etc" though she is successful. I saw Pink live before the Justin show, and she has a ridiculous gay following--especially lesbians. She loves the gay rumors and welcomes them. That doesn't say someone who is terrified to come out to me--a large portion of her fans are gay. And now she is pregnant (not that this means anything, but just doesn't sit well with the argument for her). Another big guess last time was Martha Stewart. She is definitely butchier than O, but O is also a better actress. Though she has no long-term partner to speak of (correct me if I am wrong). I have posed a question to Ted and hope to eliminate Babs based on the answer, if Ted bites. We will see.....

Tara said...

Sorry, looks like the links were cut off when I published the comment. Go to www.books.google.com/books and do a content search at the top for Oprah hairdresser hospital, and the Oprah Kitty Kelley book comes up (see page 205) and Media Journal addresses the rumor on page 200 (though the variation says he was shot by Oprah). Either way, given the span of time with the rumor, Oprah is still the best candidate and the "rumor/myth" support that.

Savannah said...

Besides this Vice, are there other lesbian rumors about Babs? I've never heard any.

I definitely think the timing of Ted's Vices are significant. It seems like whenever a star publicly denies being gay, the next week the BV suspected to be them is written about. He's done the same thing with James Franco, Jake G, etc. I don't think Oprah is definitely a lesbian (she seems more asexual to me) but I do think Ted thinks she is and that he wants Butter to be obvious. If Oprah isn't Butter, why would he keep dropping hints and not Notting her? If she's really not a lesbian, he's fueling the false rumors.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I had a weird guess for Butter Pussy pop into my head just now...I thought, well, it's worth a shot! Is Butter Pussy the sourpuss Jessica Biel?
—Sunshine

Dear Buttered Up:
Interesting guess, but Butter is way less glamorous than boring old Biel. But more exciting, at least as far as juicy goss goes."

"Dear Ted:
My original guess for Butter Pussy was Queen Latifah, but after the last B.V., she doesn't seem to fit. Any more clues? Also, how's Jackie Bouffant doing these days?
—Susan

Dear Vicealicious:
You are correct when thinking Butter is multifaceted. Oh, and Jackie is doing fabosh! He's as happy as any young, gorgeous, totally horny dude can be. He's transformed his sexual confusion into, well, just sex with whoever he damn feels like! Not terribly unhealthy, for now."

talia said...

even more pointing to oprah in the "morning piss":

"So how about we make a deal, Oprah? Bring it down a notch with all this so-long crap and we won't bring up any of those lesbian rumors for a while.
We know that'll make you happy because you're "not even kind of a lesbian."


meaning: i brought up those lesbian rumours in the past...

hezilee said...

Tara, great find on those book excerpts! I have done similar searches and like you, I mostly only found comments on old blog posts and other other articles about Oprah. Based on the fact that this gossip was rampant in Chicago at the time and still occasionally referenced today seals the deal for me. Butter Pussy = Oprah Winfrey. Case closed.

laur said...

I don't know why, but, when reading this I thought
Sharon Stone. After reading everyone's comments
I'm praying it isn't Oprah- not that I care if she is a lesbian
or not but I don't want to think of her as "crazy".

Guesswho said...

I checked out the original entry for this BV. I think the biggest clue is Ted comparing Butter to Vadge Fly-Trap, another blind vice.

"Actually, Butter and Vadge have so much in common, sometimes they seem like the same person! But they're not."

Was Vadge Fly-Trap ever confirmed? If so, this would be a huge clue.

Nickname unavailable said...

Guesswho - I forgot about that one and that really throws me off. That and the "butch" part. Although today Ted "notted" Martha Stewart and said that Butter has an "innocent vibe"

Dear Ted:
The only fabulous, perfectly coiffed female media mogul my two rescue dogs can think of in conjunction with the words "butch" and "butter" is Martha Stewart. I think they might be on to something because who else would always have a knife handy for cutting some "bitch"? Hugs from me and big, sloppy kisses from the dogs.
—It's Parkay

Dear Prison Butter:
While Marth may have the street cred from her time behind bars to shank a be-yotch, the Vice is much more delish because Butter seems like the oh-so-innocent type. Until you hop in bed with her fauxmance fellow, that is.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b216508_bitch-back_miley_cyrus_causes.html#ixzz18JEYLNsJ

Im wondering if it could be Rachel Ray but dont know the Madonna connection. Ray is big in different arenas, would shock middle america, has an iffy marriage and seems more butch than Oprah.

Arrrrggghhh!

EnglishBarb said...

Its the big O. And yes, I CAN imagine her with a knife.

talia said...

@guesswho
to me that would only make some sense if one is oprah and the other would be tyra...

Emilie said...

What about Paula Deen?? She puts butter in everything and seems like the "oh-so-innocent" type?

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b216276_morning_piss_say_good-bye_already_oprah.html

Cabbiethegreat said...

I'd think Oprah because I just watched a Kathy Griffin special in which she was talking about Oprah and Gayle going to the Texas State Fair and eating deep-fried butter. "DEEEEEEP FRRIIIIIIED BUTTTTTAHHHHH!!!!" The name of her comedy special was "She'll cut a bitch." And in it, she also said that Oprah would cut a bitch. So, I instantly thought Oprah. Not sure if Ted is a fan of Kathy or not, but that's what I got out of it.

Nickname unavailable said...

@ Cabbie, Kathy Griffin has a huge gay following and it's not unlikely that Ted would be a fan. Good work!

Caz1310 said...

that's interesting cabbie.... what the heck do people actually eat deep fried butter? No wonder Oprah has a weight problem. Ditto - good work. This is staggering if it's Oprah, for all the reasons others have noted. Will be interesting to see what she does over the next few years now that her show is finishing.

TarotCardPsychology said...

What about Kimora Lee Simmons? She always says FABULOSITY and her company is BABY PHAT with the logo of a Cat (BUTTER PUSSY) Her guy now is Djimon Housnou, but her former is Russel. Maybe having her "out" would mess up any business arrangements?

Michelle said...

I agree that all signs point to Oprah but I wonder if Ted is doing that on purpose since he seems to have a bone to pick with her. One of the answers to a BB claims that Butter is "less glamorous" than Jessica Biel. I think Oprah is far more glamorous with her perfect hair and Louboutins and huge diamonds. I just can't say 100% this is O.

Michelle said...

From on Michelle to another-I must say I agree about the Jessica Biel comment. That totally threw me off. When I think of Oprah I think of her Oscar dresses and things she wears to events (since I don't really watch her show!). That Jessica Biel comparison was so confusing. None of the suspects for this blind seemed to match with that.

MH

Guesswho said...

Fuck Ted and his BVs. This is driving me crazy. OK, so I went back to the Vadge Fly Trap BV once AGAIN to see if I could figure that one out. My thoughts are that Vadge is Whoopi Goldberg (although nobody seemed to guess her for that one, not sure why). She meets a lot of the criteria and the lead-in for that BV was "oh brother can you believe this sister". Whoopie played a nun in "Sister Act". Some of you picked up on the "sister" and went with Sally Field instead. She meets a lot of other criteria: lots of money for TV & movie appearances, ballsy, brunette, full bosom, don't cross her etc.

This ties into Vadge "being the same as Butter". I think Butter is indeed meant for Oprah.

Both are black, multi-talented, have been in movies, are TV talk show hosts and both were in The Colour Purple.

But I think Ted is Full of Shit. I just don't think Oprah is gay. My opinion is he got some bad info about her coming out and is now backing out.

Also, what's this "perfectly coiffed all the time" nonsense? We've all seen tons of pap photos of Oprah with bad hair.

I will post this in the Vadge thread as well.

Guesswho said...

Just to add: when Ted notted Whoopi for the Butter BV, he said "oh so close, but oh so wrong". So Whoopi is a close guess. Then in another post he says that Vadge and Butter are so much alike that they seem like the same person. Again, this seems to tie in Whoopi to the Vadge BV.

Tara said...

Cabbie--that is a fantastic link, love it.

Guess Who, I have to say I think the "Perfectly Coiffed" comment has more to do with hinting at the employee being her hairdresser than the idea that her hair looks great at all times. Just my take.

guinevere said...

Ok so I have a thought about the whole butter being "less glamorous" than jessica biel. I personally don't think jessica biel is very glamorous more like hometown cutie. So what if it's butter's personality that is less glam then jess's? Idk it's just a thought

talia said...

hmmm... let's call it the glam-problem...

maybe it was a hint that was/is only true at the time it was made... maybe they were both at an award-show, where jessica can be really glam and maybe oprah was more on the miss-side... or something like that!

talia said...

just found this from june this year:

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2010/06/the-real-deal-on-jessica-biel

and she's the face of revlon:

http://www.revlon.com/#/2

looking very glam in the most recent ad

Tara said...

Talia I saw an ad with Jessica the other day and thought the same. And maybe Oprah has to put on the feminine front when she is in front of the camera. For example, when she is running a marathon or going shopping, sometimes the girl looks straight haggard if someone sneaks a photo. Like she was not expecting to be filmed. When she is not working, she does not ever look like that. Like someone said, she won't even walk in her heels, she has someone come bring her the flats so she can walk around during commercials and after the show. That would be putting on the glam front, but not carrying that image into her home life. Not that there is anything wrong with that, just that she has a public image and a very different version behind the scenes.

hezilee said...

The glam-problem: I honestly thought it was a typo and Ted meant to say that Butter is MORE glamorous than Biel.

"...way less glamorous than boring old Biel" sounds to me like he meant to group glamorous and not boring together (for Butter/Oprah) and boring and not glamorous together for Biel. Anyone else read it that way, or am I crazy?

I'm chalking it up to a typo or some other explanation. I just don't think there's ANY way Ted means for this to be anyone but Oprah. I mean, he is using the SAME rumor that has been around since 1989! I find it hard to believe that ANOTHER huge star in a fauxmance (aside from Oprah) ALSO knifed a dude when she found her employee in bed with her fake partner.

Tara said...

I can hop on that train of thought as well. I agree that though the rumor is really hard to confirm or find in writing, it is pretty brazen of Ted to pull it out of the archive. Maybe he never knew this until recently, so he is breathing new life to it; or he just really wants us to know it is her.

badsl said...

Wow this is a tough one! First time poster here but long time reader so be kind....Gonna throw out Tyra Banks on this one. She's a confirmed BV as of 12/08/10. The whole Oprah thing, I don't know - it just all seems SO obvious and a little too convenient. The less glam than Biel throws the whole thing off with Tyra but she employs a bunch of her family and I can fully believe she would get mighty angry if crossed. She's a bit scary/crazy on ANTM sometimes. Just throwing some random thoughts out there.....

Michelle said...

As far as Ted's timing, I was thinking it could be one of two things: That it corresponds with the Barbara Walters interview with Oprah in which she said she is "Not even a little bit" of a lesbian. It is one thing to give a denial or say you don't want to speak about your private life, but the vehemence and then all the crying about Gail being a mother to her, etc...was perhaps in Ted's eyes, laying it on a little thick and maybe that is why he felt the need to dig up this story right at this time..??

The other possibility I was thinking is that maybe he timed it because he knows Oprah is the popular guess for this and wants to confuse and distract. I tend to think it's the former since Ted seems to be gift wrapping some of these for us lately (Secretia and Chester, Seymour Plow-Me-More, Maribeth Bush, etc..)

@badsl-I do think Tyra is CRAZY and if I wasn't hearing all this stuff about the knife story being an old Oprah rumor I'd actually be really into the Tyra guess. I didn't realize she was a confirmed BV so recently. If she's not this one, I'm really curious what her BV might be. But I think I am still 98% for Oprah on this, with only the tiniest bit of doubt

MH

badsl said...

Shoot! My bad - Tyra is confirmed as NOT a BV. Rookie mistake. So now I guess I'm on the Oprah bandwagon as well. So much for thinking outside the box!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think i figured it out!!!- Chelsea Handler for Butter Pussy??
—Brad

Dear Cocky:
Hysterical guess B, truly. And after thinking about it that wasn't a terrible stab (pun intended) at all! But no, Butter isn't our girl Chels. Think more established."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Butter Pussy ever been nominated for an Academy Award?
—Ella

Dear Golden Pussy:
She has been nominated for a very celebrated award, I'll say that much."

jjonefiftypb said...

I'm thinking that Kimora Simmons is the blind vice for this one. I could picture her pulling a knife on her partner.

jjonefiftypb said...

blurry vice did you see my comment about Heath Ledger? Did anyone ever figure out what his blind vice was? I know with Brittnay Murphy it had been narrowed down to three
Gloria, Slurina and Melba but I'm not sure if anyone ever got close to Heath's. I'm thinking that is wasn't a vice which was strictly about drugs that is drugs wasn't the main part I think it may have been a gay BI

Stephanie said...

Wow, today's Bitch Backs pretty much eliminated everyone BUT Oprah. BP is not Babs and BP has no biological kids. I'm sticking with my original guess - Oprah. I wish every Bitch Back was so helpful!

Cecilia00 said...

Yup, Stephanie! Was just coming to post this.

Per Ted in Bitch Back, Streisand has never been a BV, so she is out as a contender.


Kimora was actually a solid guess before Ted said Butter Pussy had no kids - but didn't a female model essentially out her in a documentary?

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