Blind Vice: Gay Jackie Sluts It Up With Lady Strippers!
It really is the new gay to go to sleazy strip clubs, didn't you know? First, Toothy Tile got into it pretty brazenly. Now Jackie Bouffant—the younger, fresher perkier version of closeted matinee idol Toothy—is pulling that greasy stuff! And how. Jackie, who's so pretty he might be mistaken for one of the gorgeous-eyed babes in these joints, is becoming quite the fan of the pole-dancing set. But...he's taking it one heterosexual step further by... Sleeping with women he meets there (as well as other places) on the side. On the side of his beard, that is! WTF? Well, on the one hand, we totally get it. We wouldn't want to sleep with Jackie's prissy beard, either. But, Jackie's obviously hip to the fact that he's got to get some chicks talking about how well he gets his sex on—and what better way to do it than to put his little Jackie-tool to work! For the record, just got to say something here. Think we have a little Nevis Devine action goin' on, sweethearts. Now that Jackie—who still lives to get his boy-action on—has finally tasted the female side of (fabulous) sex, he's decided he may not be so averse to it, after all. Interesting move, my man. Hey, get the best of both worlds, right? I mean, sounds like you enjoy it enough. Totally unlike Toothy, trust. And It Ain't: Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Matthew Morrison
Top suspect: Zac Efron (proven by a timeline of when Ted said he was not a BV and then confirmed as one - see comments under other posts.)
Links to the previous Jackie Bouffant BVs: August 2009 including a full list of who has been eliminated; and May 2010.
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