Wednesday, August 12, 2009

One Bonus Cherry-Poppin' Blind Vice

I missed this yesterday... a bonus blind from Ted -

One Bonus Cherry-Poppin Blind Vice
Darlings, you have no idea how much we wish we didn't have to make this hot little gem a Blind Vice. But our E! attorney, a nasty little bitch from New York who hasn't had any action since Britney was a virgin, insists the veil must be dropped. Oh, whatever.
Still, it's hot 'n' dishy! So let us introduce you to Me-Me Dallas and Tobey Yum Yum, two up-and-coming celebs who we know are going to be B.V. regulars—like Morgan Mayhem, but tons sexier and more fun!
You can tell that Me-Me is dying to be bad; she always seems to be getting herself into hiccup after hiccup. And as for Tobey, we've always known he was a troublemaker, but for some reason Mr. Yummy has been able to fly more under the radar. Blame the dimples.
Anyway, this stormy couple had a very thundering moment a year or so back. They were working on a TV show together, and neither of them were quite as virginal as they try to tell you they are...
See, Me-Me and Tobey took a break together out in M's trailer, and let's say everyone on the set got an earful of just how much these two cuddly teens hunger for and adore each other. More importantly (and so adoringly), they decided to be each other's firsts. There. And. Then. On a stage set! For the whole crew to listen to!
And everyone on-set heard exactly how well that undertaking went down. And up. And in the middle and sideways...
We feel incredibly perverted writing about this, but it just had to be shared, don't you think? I mean, particularly since both parties couldn't wait to tell everybody else that what they heard was, uh, what they heard.
And it ain't: Dakota Fanning & Chris Evans, Taylor Momsen & Chace Crawford, Camilla Belle & Joe Jonas


* For Me-Me Dallas:
As of 3/8/11, Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Taylor Momsen, Camilla Belle, Demi Lovato, Meaghan Martin, Selena Gomez, Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson, Rihanna, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Julia Stiles, Lea Michele
Top suspect: Miley Cyrus


* For Tobey Yum-Yum:
As of 6/18/10, Ted has eliminated Chris Evans, Chace Crawford, Joe Jonas, John Goodman, Robert Pattinson, Mark Salling, Ian Somerhalder
Top suspect: Nick Jonas.

Here is the link to the new Me-Me Dallas Blind Vice from 5/13/10.

And here is the link to the new Tobey Yum-Yum Blind Vice from 6/18/10.

112 comments:

blurry vice said...

Probably Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Okay, does someone need to remind Miley Cyrus that she is only sixteen years old? Ugh. Pretty girl, but she needs to stop trying so hard and act her age.
—Leigh Ann

Dear Hannah Montragedy:
Does someone? Absolutely. But it's definitely not gonna be Nick Jonas who'll break the news to Mi-Cy anytime soon, trust."

mgmoviegirl said...

niley

Triden77 said...

Miley and Nick!

M said...

I'm pretty sure Ted eliminated Miley and Nick on his twitter

childeroland said...

Some folks are guessing Demi and an unknown.

nissivm said...

Ted didn´t eliminate Miley. He eliminated Chase and Taylor ;)

Jillian said...

What show were Miley and Nick on together?

sistah2 said...

sounds like Miley C

nycshiningstar06 said...

i TOTALLY thought miley and nick the first sentence i read hahah

Elizabeth said...

They haven't done a trailer-requiring show together in over 2 years. I don't think it's Niley. And Niley aren't younger than Taylor Momsen.

I also don't think Nick would be stupid enough to do this in public and then go and flaunt it. If this was done private and the boy was looking to hide it, I'd back the Nick idea....but he is such a straight and narrow type A control freak and has his brothers under his thumb, I don't buy it as a Jonas.

ktmotorfinger said...

In the BI: "since both parties couldn't wait to tell everybody else that what they heard was, uh, what they heard."

And then,

Dear Ted:
What's up with this whole Nick and Miley on-again, off-again relationship? Are they together or not? Did Miley really kiss Nick on the cheek at the TCA like some people who were there are saying?
—Stef

Dear Niley, Mick, Jorus and Cynas:
Just check Princess Cyrus's Twitter. She talks more about her personal life than any of us care to hear.

Sounds like a Niley confirmation to me. Plus, Nick was the one brother to pass of the purity rings and staying virgins till marriage as a 'misquote' that was taken out of context. Little boy be gettin' some... OFTEN.

blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
I was just wondering if the Jonas Brothers are as good as they seem? My gut is telling me that they aren't, especially with Joe Jonas.
—Curious

Dear JoBro Ho:
Good at what exactly? We think they have all types of hidden talents!"

""Dear Ted:
You said that Selena Gomez is adorable, but I only see fake. With Miley you get what you see, with Selena you get fakeness. What is going on between them anyway? Did their drama start over Nick Jonas or just over jealousy? Also, if I were Miley, I would so date Taylor Lautner just to piss Selena off. Now that would be an awesome story, don't you think?
—Emma

Dear Disnemies:
Now that's a perfect romance pairing for sure. And Selena's as fake as every other Disney star out there desperately trying to be on their best behavior at all times (that is, besides diamond in the rough Miley, who does whatever the hell she wants at times, but trust, she's as big of a faker as the rest of 'em).
"

blurry vice said...

Miley made it to the BV superstar gallery

"
Miley Cyrus

Disney’s shining princess is far from a perfect angel—that comes as no surprise to anyone. But we bet all the her fans (and their parents) wouldn’t fork over tons of moolah for concert tickets and Hannah Montana merch if they knew what Miley was really climbing—other than makeshift stripper poles.
"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Me-Me Dallas Demi Lovato?
—Brisunshine

Dear Disney Darling:
Close my friend, but not close enough! Me-Me is within six-degrees of Disney separation though."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your column. Is Me-Me Dallas Meaghan Martin from 10 Things I Hate About You?
—Gossipfan

Dear More Than 10 Things:
Nope, though we can count how many things we don't really like about the real Me-Me."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you know what's going on between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth? I think they make an adorable couple, but Miley keeps insisting she doesn't have a boyfriend. If she doesn't want him, I'll take him! Liam is yummy.
—Julie

Dear Slutty Cy:
We're sure Miley has had her way with Liam. The boys just flock to her—and she doesn't mind!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Have any of those adorable Jonas Brothers ever been a Blind Vice?
—J

Dear Bad Brothers:
Uh, which one are you curious about?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Tobey Yum-Yum have other family members in the Biz?
—HMW

Dear Yum's in the Family:
Specify Biz."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Though I have a good idea who Tobey Yum-Yum is, I don't think Me-Me Dallas has the best of both worlds. Is it possible she's more witchy than she lets on?
—Dgiroux

Dear Play on Words:
Witchy? Sure, why not."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Me-Me Dallas a singer as well as an actress? And is she a Disney star?
—Julie

Dear Sneaky:
I'm only answering one of those. Yes, she also sings."

blurry vice said...

The witch comment above could be a hint for selena gomez.... isn't she on wizards of waverly place?

blurry vice said...

oh wait I missed this -

"Dear Ted:
Is "witchy" Selena Gomez Me-Me Dallas?
—Jennie

Dear Young Ones:
Close, darling, but still so wrong."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I have a good guess for Judas Jack-Off: Nick Jonas. Great hair, sweet face and I never believed in his faux-mance with Miley Cyrus.
—Erica

Dear Justin & Britney Jr.:
There was nothing faux there, sorry!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't know if you've been following but on blog sites like Oceanup there's been a lot of talk about a Jonas/Miley Cyrus feud vs. Miley and Nick being Niley only really, really on the down-low. Any thoughts? In my opinion Miley could do better, especially if the "reconnection" was all about publicity. Though it must be hard for Nick to have an ex that is much more successful than he is.
—A

Dear Girl Power:
Trust me, there are many things these tweens want to keep hidden. It just wouldn't be good for their shiny reputations."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I find it kind of strange. This past August, you were talking about the Jonas Brothers and you mentioned that as far as their "goody-two-shoes" image was concerned, you had your eye on Joe and that Nick was a bad boy waiting to emerge, alluding to the fact that they weren't as innocent as they seemed. Now, this past October, you seem to have changed your tune, recently saying that the Jonas Brothers are "as goody-two-shoes as they seem, at least when it comes to those purity rings." So which is it really? Are they good boys with hidden bad-boy tendencies, or are they really as wholesome and innocent as they want us to believe?
—Jenny

Dear Ho-Bro:
Depends which brother you're asking about. One is about as far off from a goody-goody as you can imagine."

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
What is Joe Jonas doing in that awful family? It's a travesty! He's the only one who doesn't act like he's from the 19th century. I don't think he's the bad boy of the bunch, but I do think he's the black sheep. Am I right on target or way off?
—N.C.
Dear Jone-Fused:
Right on the face that he's not the bad boy of the bunch...wrong that he's the black sheep.

misssunshine:) said...

Dear Ted:
According to you, which Jonas is actually further from being a goody-goody? Do you think it's Nick? Does that mean Joe is a goody-goody? And do you think they are keeping their purity ring promise? You think Kevin's engagement at 21 has anything to do with it? Seriously, who gets married that young? Is all that just an image? Are they as screwed up as everybody else?
—Moniq
Dear Too Many Questions:
In my opinion, they've been rockin' the boat for a while now, and the rings are just there to set a good example for their superyoung fans. They're naughty boys...everyone wants to believe it! Except Kevin. He seems dull and boring!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm 20 years old and didn't think Miley Cyrus' behavior was all that bad until I saw my 10-year-old cousin emulating some of the moves from her "Party in the USA" video. Then my opinion took a bit of a 180. Is that hypocritical?
—Flip-Flopper

Dear Bye-Bye, Miley:
Not hypocritical at all, that's why we point out the gyrations Miley has going on. Because, you know, she's just such a great role model for her itty-bitty fans—not! "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
We all know that our favorite Disney stars wear purity rings: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. But are any of them actually wearing them because they want to? Or is Disney or their reps forcing them all to?
—Courtney

Dear Devious Disney:
Do you seriously think they all wear purity rings? Really?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you know what's really happening with Nick Jonas going solo? Does he really plan on playing with his brothers forever?
—Supergirl

Dear Broken Brothers:
Not sure if he can make it solo. It's like if the three of them aren't together, they can't function. But Nick has the best shot out of all of them. He's got some Miley in him."

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
I've deduced from a few small things you've said over the past few months about the Jonas Brothers that little lord Nick Jonas might be more problem child than golden boy. Now that he's going solo, I've realized that while I love his bro band (seriously, I'm a crazy-big fan), I kind of can't stand the arrogant little bugger. I far prefer his less ruthlessly ambitious-seeming brothers. So now I want details as to why you imply he's somehow "bad," because he sets my alarms off. Is this concrete naughtiness out of sync with his carefully protected image, or does he just have a nasty personality?

Dear Thin Line Between Bad and Good:
I hardly would call Nick bad. Just sayin' that compared to his stick-in-the-mud brothers, he may not be the purest of the bunch.!

Brittany G said...

Dear Ted:
Maybe i'm wrong but you seem to be ignoring the answer everyone's giving, the answer that the two people are Miss.Slutty Cyrus and Mr.Nicholas Jonas. Is there a reason? Nicholas seems to be the naughty one in the bunch, am I right? Has Slutty and Curly do the deed?

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:

Ok, so we all know for a fact th answer is Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus, thats very noticable in the way you answer people. You seem to say Nick is a naughy boy (is he?) that Joe is a goody-goody. Is the girl Demi and Nick? Demi and Joe? Is Miley no longer holding that V-Card? Tell us the things you know, the dirty secrets. I'm pretty sure NONE of those disney stars are 'pure' (*cough* miley,joe,nick,kevin,demi,selena,even Tay Swift she isn't a Disney star but you know she's done dirty things *cough*) The questions that haunt us, UNTIL you tell us the answer. Oh and by the way you say the girl is 'Me-Me is within six-degrees of Disney separation though' i'm thinking Me-Me is Miey, she is too out of control for Disney, and Hannah Montana is a dud now-a-days. I'm pretty sure we won't hear much about Miley in the years 2013...unles the world ends.

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Anonymous said...

Why are people asking Ted here, this is just a comments blogs posting ted's clues about blind vice's you will have to go to his blod to ask a question lol.

Anonymous said...

And Ted has already said it isn't demi,taylor,joe selena and alot of other people.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
A little Blind Vice led me to your site many months ago, and in return I became an avid reader. I am a sucker for good wit and sarcasm. But it's been quite a while since we have heard about Tobey Yum Yum and Me-Me Dallas. Any hints, clues, dirt or updates on either of these two? You can't tease us with this juicy item and then let it fade into obscurity.
—Tickle

Dear Returning Favorite:
Babe, they are one of my all-time favorites! Tobey and Me-Me aren't currently together. But trust me, their dressing room rendezvous isn't the last you'll be hearing of these two."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Tobey Yum-Yum and Me-Me Dallas the same age, and are they musicians or actors? Please give us some hints on this couple. How about this: Do their names rhyme with Smiley Fyrus and Lick Bonus? (Am I hot or cold?) Haha. Please give us hints.
—EMC

Dear Hilarious:
That wasn't exactly so well disguised! Tobey and MeMe are def in the same age bracket. They're multi-talented."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Tobey Yum-Yum sing?
—ShatterGlass

Dear Yummy Voice:
Sure—who doesn't in the car? Or did you mean professionally?"

Anonymous said...

It must be Miley and Nick. Me Me Dallas kinda rhymes with Miley Cyrus, however, Tobey Yum Yum does not sound like Nick Jonas.
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST TELL US!?!
Gah, we all know Miley is up to no good most of the time, so i want to know if she has actually had sex. In a way, i'm kinda surprised it isn't Joe Jonas, as i feel he is the more, um, likely person to have sex.

Emma said...

How does one email Ted? I want to ask him if Tobey Yum Yum has three other brothers :D Will anyone ask him for me?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I have Tobey Yum-Yum and Me-Me Dallas figured out! Were these lovebirds planning on being virgins until marriage?
—Andie

Dear Young Love:
They might have had a little Britney and Justin Timberlake thing going on."


(By the way, Ted's email address is tedc@eonline.com)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would people be more shocked by who MeMe Dallas is or by who Tobey Yum-Yum is? I mean, I think people would be less surprised by MeMe simply because of the fact that she's doing her darnedest now to be a wild, young thing. And does Tobey have an upcoming wedding to attend?
—Scarlett

Dear Overly Confident:
I don't think readers would be too shocked over either now."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Nick Jonas ever been in a Blind Vice?
—Emcorr

Dear bad JoBro:
Ask again later."

Anonymous said...

Ted is so damn confusing, how do we even know if this is legit? But i love it so much so i hope it is true :D

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you clear up a little something on the Parrish Maguire BV? A lot of guesses included an underaged Twilight cast member (and his barely legal ex-gf). Do you have "underaged" BV's? Would you really hint at outing someone who is barely old enough to shave? Also, does Ryan Reynolds have his own BV or is he in the running for Parrish?
—J

Dear Valid Points:
Um, have you not read our MeMe Dallas and Tobey Yum-Yum Blind Vice? Sorry, but all Hollywood stars are fair game! As for Ry-Ry, he could be considered a very good candidate for Parrish Maguire (but it's not him)."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It seems more and more like Nick Jonas has a thing for getting back with his exes. First he was "reconnecting" with Miley Cyrus during the summer, and now he has been spotted several times with Selena Gomez. Care to share on the subject? Is it possible that their young love has been rekindled?
—Lindsay

Dear Tween:
Don't expect wedding bells anytime soon. Niley is far from over."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm wondering if Miss Demi Lovato is as straight-laced as she'd like us to think she is?
—Naomi

Dear Disney Girl:
So far...yes. But it's only a matter of time with those Disney kids."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas ever going to admit that they are actually dating, or are they going to go with the so 2008 "we're just good friends" story? Bor-ing.
—Mia

Dear Disney Dirt:
Not as long as Miley's in the picture."

Leona said...

Dear Excuse Me:
You sound way too rational to be a reader of our blolum.
Dear Ted:
What's the real deal behind Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez? Is it PR or are they in love?
—Scarlett
Dear It's a Faze:
Selena is just too sweet for Nick. This too, shall pass.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think there will be a Niley reconnection? If so, when about do you guess it will happen?
—Meg

Dear Disney Dreamin':
When? No one can say. But where? Within sight of the paparazzi, I'm sure."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Drugs, Nudity...and the Jonas Brothers? Was Trace Cyrus right when he said they aren't as squeaky clean as we think they are?
—I

Dear JoBro No-No,
They are Disney stars, after all. Would you describe little Miss Miley Cyrus as "squeaky clean"?"

Leona said...

Dear Ted:
Disney-drama is so addictive. So what's the deal with Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez? Are Nick and Selena the real deal, or are they getting something extra out of it?
—Ailsa
Dear Mouseketeer:
Demi and Selena are both sweet, hard-working gals who don't feel the need to skank it up for media attention (unlike another Disney diva we all know). As for Nick J.? Selena's just a rebound, unfortunately. She's got nuthin on Niley, doll-face. We (Nick, Miley, and The AT) all know that!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are there any incestuous feelings among the Jonas Brothers? Particularly Joe for Nick? I can't help but sense something creepy there. Cut to the chase.
—Sandra

Dear Brotherly Love:
While the Jo Bros may have some dirt to hide in their love life, it's nothing illegal. Like that's a surprise."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What has Me-Me Dallas been up to? Are she and Tobey Yum Yum still together?
—Katie

Dear Teen Beat:
Not exactly. Me-Me's heart is currently occupied elsewhere. But that one won't last and Tobey will then again be one of Me-Me's preferred boy-toys."

blurry vice said...

feb 12

"Dear Ted:
I know you've said before that the Jonas Brothers aren't quite as squeaky clean as Disney would lead you to believe, which is hardly surprising. But have any of them ever actually been a Blind Vice?
—Katie

Dear Brotherly Vice:
Sure, at least one has been a B.V. But have more than one?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is the Miley-Liam relationship more or less fake than Tay-squared?
—JA

Dear Young Hollywood:
Less. Miley's too horny to be in a relaysh for show!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You say often that despite whoever Miley might be dating now, Nick Jonas will eventually be "back in the picture." I'm just wondering—is it because they're in real, true love? Or just (gasp!) lust, even? Or is it just two kiddies who happen to be so similar they can't help but be together?
—Katie

Dear Crystal Stall:
Darling, it's just fate. Waiting to happen. Everybody knows it but Liam Hemsworth."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't understand why people rag on you for giving gossip about the younger generation. Any true gossip lover would realize that the younger gen is a gossip gold mine! I mean, Miley-Nick-Selena is more interesting than Jen-Brad-Angelina have been in years, and I'd take Robsten over almost any other "secret" couple out there. Keep the healthy mix coming!
–Lindsay

Dear My Point Exactly:
Celebs come and go. Does anyone give a crap about Paris and Lindsay anymore? Definitely not. This young generation is the new generation of goss, but if there's one thing I've learned about AT readers, it's that they h-a-t-e change. Which is a shame, because the Nileys and Robstens of the world have such juicy secrets."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So which Jonas stars in his own BV? It's Nick right? It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
—Disney-freak

Dear Hoedown Throwdown:
I would hardly call Nick quiet!"

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b176834_nick_jonas_missing_
miley_in_his_life.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm a Niley fan like you and I still believe in their love. On Sunday, a new episode from Living the Dream With the Jonas Brothers came out, and it was all about Niley. It was really cute because Disney showed Niley pictures and stuff. It was really touching. You can see it here but Miley is with Liam now and it seems like they are really serious. I really want Nick to go and hang out with Miley like he did when she was with Justin. So you think that he will hang out with Miley soon?
—Shushu

Dear Disney Darlings:
We Niley folk have to be tough. And even though Britney and Justin have totally let us down, we still say about Nick and Miley: Never say never. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I recently saw Miley Cyrus' new music video for "Can't Be Tamed," and all I can say is whoa. I understand she wants to step out of her Hannah Montana persona and mature in her music and movie career, but maturing doesn't necessarily mean becoming sexual. I am around her same age and even I was taken aback. I know sex sparks controversy, but she has to take into account that most of her fan base is little girls and some teens. There is a way to mature and it doesn't mean slutting it up. But I do have to admit her song has been stuck in my head.
—Faye

Dear Titillating Teen:
She's definitely ditched her Disney squeaky-clean image (long time ago), but, c'mon, between Miley's recent performances and her penchant for booty shorts, was the video anything that surprising? Can't say I was terribly shocked."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
There seems to be a Disney double standard. The Jonas Brothers are always the butt of jokes for their purity rings, and when the subject Miley is brought up, she is always called slutty by at least one person. Why is that?
—Jenkins

Dear Disney Double:
Isn't that the case with all things celebrity, though? Has to be one extreme or the other—gay or straight, fat or thin. People don't like to look at the gray area...and in H'wood there is a lot that falls into that fuzzy arena."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So, I was wondering...could Me-Me Dallas maybe be Rihanna? Love your column, BTW. You're awesome!
—Gabby

Dear Me Thinks:
Nope. Sorry, babe, but that's one of the most interesting Vice guesses I've ever gotten! Think more, uh, young."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b181103_nick_talks_new_
mileymdashand_whats.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In the latest Me-Me Dallas B.V., in the first paragraph, are you saying that Me-Me and Tobey hooked up while Me-Me had a boyfriend?
—Sabynne

Dear Sharp:
That would be the implication, yes."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In your gossiping wisdom, what is keeping Me-Me Dallas and Tobey Yum Yum apart? I think they make a (well, sweet may not be the word?) fun couple and I can't wait until they're back in B.V. land together again.
—IB

Dear Stupid Cupid:
Me-Me is obviously too much for Tobey to handle, as manly as he may think he is."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Me-Me Dallas Ashley Greene? I know she's been photographed with every available guy since Twilight came out, but I kind of get that open-minded, "swings two ways" vibe from her! I talked it over with my adopted terrier mix and he agrees. Also, thank you for doing what you do to promote animal rights and adoption. Too many bully breeds, like mine, get an unfair bad rep and end up in shelters without loving families!
—Blonde

Dear Greener Pastures:
With all the hormones flying on the Twi set, I wouldn't be surprised if Ash were Me-Me. But she's not. Think slightly more sophisticated, actually. And thanks for keeping the critters in mind, life would suck without them."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Lately it's been all about Me-Me Dallas. But what's Tobey Yum Yum been up to?
—Courtney

Dear Young Love:
Mimi's certainly been the headline maker as of late. Tobey's been trying to get back on the righteous good-boy path, but it's only a matter of time before he goes back to Me-Me or a Me-Me wannabe."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Strawberry Snort 'Em know Me-Me Dallas in some way or another?
—Moo

Dear Peas in Hollywood:
Of course! This town is teeny-tiny, doll."

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In the last Me-Me Dallas BV you mentioned she had done some fooling around with Tobey Yum-Yum when she had a boyfriend, guessing this wasn't her recent flame as you have pointed out Mr. Yum-Yum has fled due to her antics. Therefore were Tobey and Me-Me just a meaningless fling? And more about Tobey, has he found another more caged Me-Me to place on his arm?
—N

Dear No and No:
Don't break my heart—M2 and Tobs were so much more than a fling. And there is no replacing Me-Me, obviously. As much as Tobey may try."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any house of mouse goss? Selena Gomez and Kevin Jonas seem like the only ones in that group who don't have some secrets up their sleeves. Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato, and Miley Cyrus on the other hand seem like they all have some stuff up their sleeves that will make their E! True Hollywood Stories ten years from now very interesting. And will have me shaking my head saying "I knew it!" Am I spot on or am I spot on?
—Lindsay

Dear Secret Squad:
You're definitely right on that Disney kids are the best at keeping their naughty antics under wraps, but you're not so spot on when it comes to which of the bunch are the worst. It might surprise you."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What do you think are the chances Miley and Liam actually broke up? When there's smoke, there's usually fire. I was wondering why she was vacationing with her dad.
—IB

Dear Can't Be Tamed:
It's hard to keep up with Miley. And if you can't keep up, you're kicked to the curb. Remember, I never said this one would last...would be shocked if it went on much longer. Nick, get ready!"

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b183849_miley_joins_no_pants_
club8212and_still.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I always see you gushing about how much you love Niley, but I can never figure out why. They are complete opposites. Nick is a shy church boy, and Miley "can't be tamed." Explain.
—R

Dear Duh:
Opposites attract—over and over and over."

blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
My beloved rescue kitty, Burt, is sick, and we are awaiting test results. I'm trying to take my mind of off the situation (like I could ever do that) by surfing the Internet. I saw some recent photos of John Goodman. Any Vice material here?
—Sad Susan

Dear Susie's Q:
I'm so sorry to hear about poor Burt—feel better, love. I'll give you a few freebies about the newly slim John: He's not Nevis Divine, Crescent Cumquat, Tobey Yum-Yum or Toothy Tile. Does that help? My thoughts and prayers are with your puss!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So at least you have faith Britney and Justin could be friends in the future. I just don't want Niley to end up like them, not being seen together as friends or anything else ever again. Do you have any Niley news at all?
—Q

Dear Ex-Factor:
Don't worry, doll, Nick and Miley have a lot less drama in their relaysh than Brit-Brit and J.T. did. And I mean a lot less."

lauren said...

Dear Ted:
When you said Me-Me Dallas was fooling around with Tobey Yum-Yum whilst with someone, do you mean the odd peck or their previous dressing room antics? And did her boyfriend know?
—Gilded Butterfly

Dear Big-Delicious:
Uh, totally more than just a smooch babe. Just kissing is for kiddies, which Me-Me totally doesn't think she is. As for the other BF—let's just say he would be so pissed if he knew about a little Yum-Yum on the side.

lauren said...

Dear Ted:
I'm confused about the whole Niley situation. Miley at times seems a little ticked off at Nick, but he seems to show no emotion. Does he even care about her anymore?
—Lauren

Dear Mick Jonus and Niley Cyras:
Forgive Nick for not wearing his emotions on his sleeve...or, in this case, on his Twitter.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
When you said Me-Me Dallas was fooling around with Tobey Yum-Yum whilst with someone, do you mean the odd peck or their previous dressing room antics? And did her boyfriend know?
—Gilded Butterfly

Dear Big-Delicious:
Uh, totally more than just a smooch babe. Just kissing is for kiddies, which Me-Me totally doesn't think she is. As for the other BF—let's just say he would be so pissed if he knew about a little Yum-Yum on the side."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm confused about the whole Niley situation. Miley at times seems a little ticked off at Nick, but he seems to show no emotion. Does he even care about her anymore?
—Lauren

Dear Mick Jonus and Niley Cyras:
Forgive Nick for not wearing his emotions on his sleeve...or, in this case, on his Twitter."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus will ever get back together, or will she end up with Liam Hemsworth?
—Smteitel

Dear Forever After:
How many times do we have to tell you all that Nick and Miley are so not over? Especially when he is the inspiration for some of Miles' fab new songs. Way to take a play out of Justin Timberlake's book, doll! Liam's a fun and incredibly hot guy for now; he's probably got a few more months left in him."

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
You mention that our dear Taylor Lautner has some dirty secrets. What age is the youngest Blind Vice ever? Does being a minor get you out of Blind Vicedom? We all know that Ms. Barrymore had her trials and tribulations well before her 18th, so I'm sure there are other celebs out there with similar stories to tell when they sit down to write their memoirs at 23.
—Hezan

Dear Blind Baby Boomers:
Trust, there are plenty of B.V.s who are under 21. And some under 18. That's why we keep them blind, ya see."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How many songs on Miley Cyrus's new album do you think are about her knight in shining armor, Nick Jonas?
—Curiousgman

Dear Let's See:
How many songs are on the album, again? That many."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think one day Tobey would publicly mention sleeping with Me-Me and Darla like Justin did with Britney? Or maybe Me-Me would be the one to talk?
—Dazed

Dear Loose Lips:
Me-Me, duh. She's in control. Haven't you figured that out yet?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm confused about Tobey Yum-Yum and MeMe Dallas. If they have such a strong connection and enjoy rocking each others' trailer then why aren't they together?
—Laura

Dear Missed Connection:
They're young and their hormones are running amok. Neither one of them is looking to settle down anytime soon—not when there are so many people to do and things to see. Err, was that backwards? Nope, not for these two."

blurry vice said...

lauren - thanks, but we (the people who run this blog) take care of posting ted's letters to each appropriate post.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who is Nick Jonas better off with? Miley or Selena?
—Miss

Dear Duh:
Miley! So much more fun than Selena Snoozefest."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Tobey Yum-Yum's family know about his trailer activity with Me-Me Dallas, or is it a secret?
—Claire

Dear Duh:
Everybody knows. Those two are like the opposite of subtle."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does the Yum-Yum family disapprove of naughty Miss Dallas?
—Lauren

Dear Yum-Yum and Me-Me, Sittin' in a Tree-Tree:
Ah, those young horndogs! Tobey Yum-Yum's relatives approve of his flirtations with Me-Me only because she's been helping his career. We think Tobey's fam is Team Me-Me too."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What do you think of Miley Cyrus' statements about Liam Hemsworth being anything but romantic? She says he only does romantic things because that's what he does in his movies and she can't find his gestures genuine.
—Nikki

Dear Cy-borg:
Ah, you're just adding to the fodder for the big Niley reunion that I'm planning. Hittin' the newsstands September 2010, I say. Doesn't surprise me about Liam, though—how else is the guy supposed to get famous?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How long until Me-Me and Tobey start swapping bodily fluids again?
—Shoe

Dear Wet 'n' Wild:
You're telling me. I totally thought Me-Me would have tired of her other boy-toy by now."

"Dear Ted:
You will forgiven me cause I don't speak English. I'm from Venezuela...just Spanish and a bit English. What you think about Liam Hemsworth? He is in the love with Miley? I don't know what think about Liam!
—Marie

Dear Hemming and Hawing:
Liam is an all right guy—he's Australian and hot, which earns him bonus points—but I wouldn't say he's in love with Miles. They're just kids after all. But he's definitely into M.C.—and the attention he gets for being at her side."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So basically Me-Me Dallas and Tobey Yum-Yum were rather young when they started hitting home runs. So if everyone really did know about it enough for it to be a B.V., then why didn't their parents put a stop to it or did they?
—B

Dear Go to Your Room:
And piss off the gravy train? Don't bite the hand that feeds you, B. Even if it's your kid's."

blurry vice said...

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think the Jonas Brothers have actually ever loved anyone they have dated or just done it for the limelight?
—Strawberry

Dear Gasp!:
You don't think Nick Jonas loved Miley Cyrus? But the answer (at least for the only two Jonas bros anybody cares about) is no, especially Joe."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Joe Jonas is friends with Ashley Greene, and he and Nick are both friends with Demi Lovato. Will the boys ever be friends with Miley Cyrus again?
—M

Dear Not for Niley:
Dare you even think that Nick and Miley won't reconciley? Bah! They'll be tight again soon enough, my nonbelievin' dear!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been wondering what my favorite little B.V.ers have been up to? Of course, I am referring to Me-Me Dallas and Tobey Yum-Yum.
—S

Dear Horny and Hormonal:
Would you believe me if I told you Tobey was causing just as much sexy trouble as Me-Me these days? Just not with each other, unfortunately. Stupid, stupid, stupid."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I read on another site that the Miley Cyrus and that not-Chris Hemsworth boy have finally gone their separate ways. At this site tongues were wagging that he may have broken it off, which would lead to her not dealing with the breakup as well as those in the past. To which I say, puh-leeze, people! Miley is not Britney, thank God. (Britney didn't have all that Auto-Tune at the start of her career...oh, never mind.) I think she will be heartbroken for the requisite 9.3 seconds before dashing off to see Nick. Your thoughts?
—Kate

Dear Splitsville:
Totally dunzo indeed (for now), and while, sadly, Miley hasn't sought comfort in the familiar arms of our fave JoBro, she's definitely not too broken up about the breakup. You can count on that."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up. I'm not saying I'm surprised, but at the same time, I thought it would be a while before they called it quits since I think they're more solid than Nick Jonas and Miley were at that stage. When do you think Nick should swoop in and pick up the hurting Miley? Should he let another guy get in and take the fall as the rebound?
—Tara

Dear Holy Niley, Batman!
So many thoughts, so little text space! Although I highly disagree that Liam and Miley could ever be called "solid" (or at least as solid as the bond that Niley shares), I think it'll take Miley some time before she'll publicly step out with Nick again...if, indeed, the little Jonas steps up to the plate when it counts. There's no reason he should wait it out—sometimes the rebound guy becomes the guy, love. Just look at how well Brad Pitt's rebound turned out for him."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You keep talking about how Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus share a "bond" and how this "bond" is stronger than what she had with Liam Hemsworth. What exactly do you mean by this? Niley fans talk about it as if it were some great love story, but I always thought they were exaggerating.
—Leaf

Dear Baby Just Say Yes:
It's no different than the bond a lot of other couples share together. But it's definitely tangible, hence why I love me some Niley so much! They've gone through a lot of big experiences together. Think about it, they blew up at exactly the same time. That's too much to go through by yourself."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene are friends now, filming their new movie LOL. Is there any awkwardness now that Ashley is "dating" Joe Jonas, the brother of Miley's most famous ex? Why can't any young starlets date outside the Jonas gene pool?
—Clay

Dear GTG:
Nope, the two girls are getting along fabulously—have plenty in common, don't you know? As for why the Joe and Nick are like catnip to these sexy young stars, well, who gets more press than the JoBros? Nick and Miley will last longer than Ashley and Joe, trust."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I do enjoy the Mi-Mi/Tobey drama. They remind me a bit of how fictional pair Chuck and Blair love to screw each other but love screwing each other over even more. Anyway what's happening with them? Will it be long before they are warming each other's beds again, and for just now, are they friends or foes?
—Susie

Dear XXXO:
You'll probably see Chuck and Blair getting onscreen cozy before Mi-Mi and her off-and-on dude, but hopefully they'll be back to rocking each other's trailers soon. Right now they're friendly, don't worry."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is it true Miley, Demi, Nick, Joe and friends were hanging out together on Nick's birthday. I really hope so, I miss their friendship.
—Quinna

Dear Reunited and It Feels So Good:
Yep! Hear Nick had a supersecret B-day bash at midnight and Miles was indeed in attendance. Though, she was also out with Liam that night, so that hurts my Niley-lovin' heart a bit (but interesting she was even there to begin with, huh?). Good to see all the Disney kids can still play nice these days."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would you ever do a B.V. for a celebrity who was under 18, especially if their Vice was of a sexual nature? Or do they need to be legal to earn a moniker? Not a perv—just trying to figure out the timeline for a particular B.V.
—X

Dear Illegal Tender:
That's especially why I would have to Vice it. Nothing gets lawyers riled up like underage celebs doing the dirty. "

blurry vice said...

Miley and Demi - this was printed together:
"Dear Ted:
Got me thinking after going through all the responses to Miley Cyrus' new music video. How successful do you think Miley's new movie will be? And why do you think Demi Lovato has been so supportive of her all of a sudden?
—Alyson

Dear Commercial Queries:
Very and she knows where the audience is.

Dear Ted:
Were Darla Jones and Me-Me Dallas ever friends? Do they have any mutual friends who are also B.V.s?
—Sasha

Dear Girls Just Want to Have Fame:
Yes, and they still are—because they know it sells their personas a bit better. And hell, yeah, it's a regular Young Person's Blind Vice Club with this crowd!"


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blurry vice said...

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Me-Me Dallas or Tobey Yum-Yum are still two of my favorite Vicers. Since I don't think they have been up to anything Vicey together lately, have either of

them been Vicing it up on their own?
—lb

Dear Me-Me Miss You:
Oh how I long for a Me-Me and Tobey reunion. They truly Viced best with each other. But that's a thing of the past, and while they've certainly toned down

their extracurricular sexcapades, neither of these two infamous Blind Vice stars have changed their stripes."

The Prom Queen said...

ok so here we are two years later and mE mE IS STILL WITH this guy! starting to think she is serious about him which leaves no room for a reunion with toby :( and furthermore what is toby thinking dating that me me wannabe!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It seems all the attention on Miley Cyrus' is-it-or-isn't-it ring has distracted people from noticing her shrinking frame in recent photos. Which has me

wondering if this thinification is due to a diet and exercise…or Vicey, behavior modification?
—Bec

Dear Think Again:
Miley's Vice never had to do with anything harmful to her killer bod (it's not even anything illegal, FYI). As for her vanishing waistline, peep the

paparazzi pics of Ms. Cyrus and you'll see that she's at the Pilates studio like every friggin' day. Is the H'wood mindset that you have to be nearly

nonexistent to be a hottie healthy? Probably not. But Miles is going about it in the most healthy way, at least."

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