Friday, June 18, 2010

Blind Vice: Tobey's Back, And He's Not Alone!

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Tobey's Back, And He's Not Alone!

Me-Me Dallas starred in her own Blind Vice a few weeks ago, so it's only right we dish on Tobey Yum-Yum's deliciously scandalous escapades too, dontcha think?
Remember, M and T had a spicy romance there for a while, but like all Hollywood power couples, they parted ways and decided it was time to bed other good lookers in the Biz (in Me-Me's case, that meant smooching on some ladies).
Who I AmBut don't think Tobey's trailer has been quiet since Me-Me fled the scene...
Sources who happen to travel around with Yum-Yum on his various filming locations say that after Ms. Dallas moved on, he was quick to seduce another famous, "innocent" babe. Let's call her Darla Jones, a gal who's known for her virginity as much as her impressive smile and perky hair.
See, it didn't take long for Tobey to convince Darla, a gal who appears to be even sweeter than Me-Me, to hop in the sack with him. So sad, this circle of friends. They literally all screw each other and then screw each other over. Where do they learn this scheming so young?
"[Tobey] sleeps with everyone...then breaks their heart," is how our witness to the behind-the-scenes romping puts it.
Kind of the case with poor Darla, who was only on Tobey's radar so briefly, the press barely caught wind of their seemingly virginal romance. Despite how hurt D.J. was, she could never bash Yum-Yum for pulling one over on her because that little bitchfest would blow her cover as the purest of ‘em all.
You know what, Tobey? You're cute, young and talented, we get it. At your age, people who aren't even in the business are doing much worse things, trust.
Just watch your back, babe, ‘cause one of these times you're gonna mess around with the wrong lady, and she'll have no problem telling the media exactly what your cute ass is all about.
And it ain't:  Robert Pattinson, Mark Salling, Ian Somerhalder
For Tobey Yum-Yum:
The link to the previous Tobey Yum Yum Blind Vice is here including a full list of who has been eliminated.
Top suspect: Nick Jonas.

For Darla Jones:
Top suspect: Selena Gomez


blurry vice said...

Well we have Nick Jonas as our top suspect. Who is Darla Jones? Selena Gomez?

denise said...

Selena Gomez! No doubt about it!

Caz1310 said...

Yep-Selena. I'd describe her as perky and she's nowhere near as annoying as Demi Lovato. Again, another easy one from Ted.

Caz1310 said...

sorry forgot to say, NOW I know who TYY is (LOL!!!) Have I been living under a rock?

Jogirl said...

Ted mentions filming locations - wouldn't that indicate an actor rather than a singer?

88 said...


Gabby said...

:O SHOCKED about Selena but it really couldn't be anyone else, especially with the descriptions provided

J said...

What is Nick Jonas filming?

Lauren said...

I think he's filming Camp Rock 3 and his show "Jonas." my guess is Selena for Darla..

blurry vice said...

Seems obvious that it's Selena Gomez. I'm just not sure if we are overlooking anyone. I'm not 100% up on the Disney teen gossip.

Selena it is I guess...

if6was9 said...

Aw, poor Selena!!

lollapopalooza said...

hmmm, but didn't everyone know about Nick and Selena? (Or was that someone else she was with...I always get confused about which Jonas brother is which)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I often wonder if one of the Jonas Brothers was to let their guard down and have a wild side (maybe they do and just hide it well). Which one do you think it would be? I love them but I often wonder if anyone's image can really be that squeaky clean!

Dear Naïve:
Babe, all three of those boys have a wild side—or at least one that's not covered by the paps. Kevin is the tamest (barely), no doubt, but as for the other two, you said it yourself. No one's image can actually be that devoid of dirty, scandalous goo."

J said...

Probably no coincidence there were two items about Tobey and Me-Me further down the Bitch Back list today...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You have no idea how excited I was to read an update on Tobey Yum-Yum! I was always a bit weary to pimp my pets out, but I guess I'll just have to give them some extra doggy treats in exchange. My pups, Rex and Oliver, are wondering, were Tobey and Darla Jones working or filming together when they were rocking the trailer, à la he and Me-Me Dallas, or is she someone not work related?

Dear Six Degrees:
In their business, Tobey and Darla (not to mention Me-Me, too) seem to have worked with pretty much everyone—even at this point in their young careers. It would be more of a giveaway to say if someone wasn't in the Biz, pumpkin. Hey to Rex and Ollie!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Me-Me Dallas know about all the heartbreaking Tobey Yum-Yum has been doing?

Dear Lilly Pad:
Oh, she knows. Nothing goes unseen or unheard by her these days."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Since you've said that Me-Me Dallas is happy with her current BF (for now), is there any chance of a Tobey-Darla reunion? Or were too many bridges burned?

Dear Kiddie-Coded:
Me-Me and Tobey Yum-Yum will get back together way before Tobey and Darla Jones ever do. Way."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why do the JoBros try so hard to push the purer-than-the-driven-snow thing.
—Aiden, AL

Dear Simple:
It sells."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How's the relation between Priscilla Desert and Tobey Yum-Yum and his family? Better than before or still bitter?

Dear Family Matters:
Think you're mixing up your Vices, C. Pris and Tobey don't cross paths too much, at least not in the sexy, Vicey ways. As for Tobe's fam, they couldn't care less about Priscilla and her borderline bad ways."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of all the current Disney stars, it seems that Selena Gomez is the most innocent out of all of them. As much as I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, I can't believe that a teenager in Hollywood can be that pure.

Dear Sweet Sauce:
She may actually still be the most innocent of the Disney darlings, but she's definitely not the angel she makes herself out to be. Far from it, actually."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If (note the use of if) you are to believe The Sun it sound like they are calling Nick Jonas quite the little heartbreaker. Any truth to this?

Dear Bro-lieve That:
Of course little NJ is a heartbreaker! He's a teenage stud who could have any gal he wants, that's not exactly the biggest scoop."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Darla Jones hanging out with people who may influence her in a bad way? I've seen pictures of who I think is her with a few people who I can't imagine would be good influences. I know she's not as innocent as she seems, but surely more innocent than her current "friends?"

Dear Frenemies:
It's not so much the company she keeps that leads Darla to her tres naughty ways. The girl likes to skank it up from time to time...we can't hate her for that. Actually, come to think of it, her bedroom secrets make us like her even more."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm sorry but you said that Selena Gomez is not the angel she makes herself look like. And I want to know what you meant by that? She seems like the most adorable and sweet young girl in Hollywood! Is she a total diva? Isn't she as nice and down to earth as she seems?

Dear Selena Sainthood:
Selena didn't lose her halo because of a total divatude, you can rest easy on that. Girl's a doll in that sense. SG has some secrets that Disney wouldn't look so kindly upon, but which young T-town chick doesn't these days?"

Gabby said...

So I asked the question about Darla published today and I was talking about her shooting her movie Monte Carlo and looking all buddy-buddy with Katie Cassidy and Leighton Meester. If Darla is Selena I hope she doesn't become more like her 2 co-stars!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato really over? Are they Britney and Christina, part deux? Someone said Selena called Demi a coattail rider, but what's the deal?

Dear '90s Foe-back!
I shudder to say it, but I guess you're right...This feud has '90s Brit and Christina written all over it. If that's the case, then we'll be seeing plenty more makeups and breakups between the two. These girls are never totally over. Just typical teen drama!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've read that Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting back together. There are also new pictures of Taylor Lautner and Selena bowling. I was wondering who do you think she would end up with?

Dear Matching Game:
Who do I think the pint-size princess would be better with? Sadly, Nicky (but I'm still totally Team Niley, don't forget). Which is why it's perfect that the person I think she would actually end up with is Tay-Tay. Confusing, no?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So, now that Miley is out of Disney and Selena just announced that she'll be leaving the channel as well. Can Disney survive without their two biggest stars? Or can the "Eternal Disney Boys" AKA The Jonas Brothers and Demi "Fifth Jonas" Lovato save the day? What will Disney do without the Queen and Princess of the Mickey Mouse Club?

Dear Empty Mouse House:
I'm so shocked that Selena is taking cue's from Miley and ditching her Disney digs. If you can't tell that's just dripping with sarcasm then you also probably believe that the head honchos over at Mickey's channel aren't at all nervous about life post-Cyrus. But hey, if that company is good at one thing it's pumping out pint-sized super stars."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did Tobey Yum-Yum only hook up with Me-Me Dallas and Darla Jones, or have his sheets been rumpled by any other lucky lady?

Dear Between the Sheets:
No one we care about, doll. Does that answer your question?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My puppy is sick so I need a clue to lift my spirits. Is it the first time that Priscilla Desert is kind of a beard to one of her boyfriends? And is she friends with Darla Jones?

Dear All Prisced Out:
Ms. Desert only has one big-bearding go-round under her belt, and it wasn't that impressive, mind you. Guess it's a good thing it's over, no? As for Priscilla and Darla being pals, no. Come to think of it, doesn't seem like P.D. has too many chick friends at all."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What are your thoughts on this "supposed" Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber relationship? I'm not a fan of either of them, and I just don't think they fit well together.

Dear Belieb That:
Sadly, it actually makes a lot more sense than some of her previous hookups. And wouldn't surprise me too much...or really at all. But that said, Biebs is enjoying his pint-size "pimp" status too much to settle down with any chick."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Selena Gomez have trouble finding someone to date? She just doesn't seem to date as much as Demi Lovato or Miley Cyrus do.

Dear Go for Gomez:
Miley and Demi are just more out there with the men they date—each for her own reasons—whereas Selena hasn't quite figured out how much publicity you can get for dating a certain T-town boy-toy. Ya know, aside from her brief stint with Taylor Lautner, that is."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who was Tobey's favorite Me-Me Dallas or Darla Jones?

Dear All Eyes on Me-Me:
Ms. Dallas, duh. Darla was obviously a rebound—she was around, so why not?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of all three Jonas Brothers, which one is most likely to become a B.V. first?

Dear Bro Code:
What's to say one of them isn't already?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just saw one of Taylor Momsen's music videos and I thought she and Nick Jonas would be perfect for each other! Seeing she's not shy when it comes to talking about her sex life, maybe she could teach him a thing or two and leave him in the dust like he did with Selena Gomez. Or is that too much drama for one half of Niley?

Dear Make Me Wanna Die:
Far from perfect, M, 'cause Taylor is totally not Nick's type (and we're not just saying that because we're Team Niley). See, Nick likes his gals semi-naughty behind the scenes, and Tay just isn't as badass as she'd like you to believe. Not like Miley, at least."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Help a tween-gossip loving college girl and her two adopted kitties out! I feel like all of the young Hollywood girls are serial daters (hello, Demi Lovato seen with Rob Kardashion now? And lets not even mention Taylor Swift) but why can't my love Selena Gomez find a nice hot man to cutely walk down the streets holding hands with? The girl's adorable and I want some really hunky and manly guy to treat her right (not string her around like Nickypoo)! Like maybe if Ryan Gosling were younger. That kind of guy! Anyone you can think to set her up with, or reasons why she's been so single since Nick.

Dear Kitty Cat:
S. isn't a serial dater because she's too busy munching on her cereal in her jumpin' jammerz. Don't get me wrong, the wiz kid's a sweetheart, but she's acting her age. Probably because she's trying her best not to join Miley on the whole Britney Spears' not a girl, not yet a woman hype. A nice hot man for Selena? Not 'til she realizes she's 18 and doesn't need to date a JoBro. And, trust, a JoBro she does not want. We hear she's much more into average Joes."

blurry vice said...

Miley and Demi - this was printed together:
"Dear Ted:
Got me thinking after going through all the responses to Miley Cyrus' new music video. How successful do you think Miley's new movie will be? And why do you think Demi Lovato has been so supportive of her all of a sudden?

Dear Commercial Queries:
Very and she knows where the audience is.

Dear Ted:
Were Darla Jones and Me-Me Dallas ever friends? Do they have any mutual friends who are also B.V.s?

Dear Girls Just Want to Have Fame:
Yes, and they still are—because they know it sells their personas a bit better. And hell, yeah, it's a regular Young Person's Blind Vice Club with this crowd!"

Read more:

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Darla Jones ever been linked to Parrish Maguire?

Dear Young Luv:
They've run in the same hump-happy circles before. Not so hot and bothered though, B. Trust."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Darla Jones been up to anything Vicey lately? I find it hard to believe she let her self be duped enough by Tobey Yum-Yum to sleep with him and hasn't gotten into trouble since! Let us know what's up behind this girl's sugary-sweet smile! Oh, and do you think she'll have a good career, or is she too (publicly) boring?

Dear Jonesing for Juice:
Hate to break it to you, but while Dar may cause an eyebrow to raise from time to time, she's kept it relatively clean since that Yum-my fiasco. Maybe she learned her lesson? Or maybe she's just better at keeping her secrets, well, secret."

ttownelizabeth said...

Dear Ted:
What's up with stars ditching their purity rings after getting in a high-profile relationship? Two that come to mind are Joe Jonas and Selena Gomez. Were they preaching the whole "purity" thing just to help sell their Disney images, only to ditch it after hooking up with their hot peers?

Dear Mickey Mouse C-Club:
Disney works one tight leash, if you ask me, but doubtful that purity rings are explicitly in that contract! I can buy Joe ditching the pure image, what with his serious relationship with Ashley Greene. But I'm hoping Selena isn't going to go bad girl just yet with Justin Bieber. Those two are still too young to get down to business. Actually, scratch that, I'm not their parents, dirty it on, you two!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
King me! Has new-to-the-scene Wilby Whiskers already dethroned Tobey Yum-Yum in Vicey hookups? Since young Hollywood is a painfully (or deliciously) small

group, do they share more than a couple of ladies in common?
—Jet Lagged Cowgirl

Dear Det. On a Horse:
No and no (but soon—on both scores—I'm certain)."

The Prom Queen said...

Ok we all want to know, Tobey is supposedly dating someone over the pond right now and we are sure that is headed nowhere, so is Tobey gonna end this drama (and his blueballs) and just call Me-Me?
And yeah I def think Wilby whiskers and Darla have done the do!

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
We haven't heard too much about Tobey Yum-Yum lately. What has he been up to? Is he Sterling Knight? If someone guesses a right answer do you confirm it?

Dear Too Young:
Nope not Sterling. How out there is that guess? Tobey's been working on some solo time. He doesn't need a gal, or even any guys for that matter. He's staying

focused and we're kind of digging it. Still, hope he gets frisky sometime in the near future. Yum-Yum doesn't want to go all dry on us like Priscilla

Dessert, we hope!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am so confused! For years Selena Gomez has kept her fans in the dark and never talked about her love life. Now she's flaunting her relationship and body

more than ever before. What's going on there?

Dear Say Your Prayers:
There comes a time in every Disney star's life where she goes from darling to diva—and that time is now for formerly Saint Selena. You weren't surprised,

were you, babe? She is a Vice alumna, after all. I'm just glad she's finally letting her teen freak flag fly. But to be fair, she's still not as goss-worthy

as those gals who came before her (I'm looking at you, Miles)."

The Prom Queen said...


blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Selena Gomez?! Sneaky? Girl seems like she could be my next-door neighbor/best friend! I know she's dating Justin Bieber, which raises all sorts of

questions, but I hope the babe isn't into anything too slutty or dangerous.

Dear Goodie Two-shoes:
Don't worry your teeny-bobber head. Selena is hardly the wildest of the Disney darlings, and I still totally heart her despite her craftiness. Oh, and for

the record, her sneaky shenanigans have nothing to do with Bieber. In fact, he probably doesn't know!

Dear Ted:
I just took my 9-year-old daughter to see Selena Gomez in concert and she put on a fantastic show and seemed so sweet! My daughter adores her so you must

tell me if I should discourage all things Selena? Does she have a Vice? Say it isn't so! Good job on the cigs—it's been 49 days for me.
—Your fan since '97

Dear Good Girl Gone Bad:
Here's the deal, doll: Selena is a Vice star. That doesn't mean she's not a sweetie too, ‘cause she is. And it also doesn't mean your kiddos can't be gaga

about Gomez. Because Selena keeps all her Vicey little secrets far out of the public eye—like any good pop star role model does."

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
What ever happened to Darla Jones? I would love to know what is going on with her now.

Dear Darling Darla:
Well she's not with Tobey Yum-Yum anymore, that's for sure. But even though she got burned by her bed-hoppin' ex-BF, Darla's doing alright these days. And she's being far safer when it comes to her heart (and loins). Fool her once, shame on you, fool her twice..."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's up with Darla Jones these days? Has she moved on from Tobey Yum-Yum's antics now?

Dear Keeping up with the Jones:
And then some, C! Darla is way over Tobey…and under someone else."

-- that would be JBiebs

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I haven't heard you mention anything about Tobey Yum-Yum in a while. Is he working on any projects?

Dear Yummy Future:
Yes, dude's been making some career changes lately, but that's his main focus right now. Not too much in the love department to report, but this is Tobey, so

I'm sure that will be changing soon."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm dying for some young Hollywood scoop. How old are Sammy Sniffles and Debbie Doobie? And are Priscilla Desert and Strawberry Snort'Em close? And what's up with
Darla Jones these days? I know, so many questions…

Dear The Gangs All Here:
Hmm, I won't pinpoint specific ages, but Debbie has a few years on Sammy, if that helps. As for Strawberry, she and Priscilla definitely know each other but hardly run in the same circles—at least not in their private lives. And Darla? Well, she's sexier than ever, of course!"