Friday, June 4, 2010

Blind Vice: Drunk Movie Star Runs Around Naked!

New from Ted today...

Blind Vice: Drunk Movie Star Runs Around Naked!

We're takin' a slight breather from the hardcore debauched Blind Vice annals of closeted sexuality, illegal drugs and married swingers.
Today's secret celeb tale is all about how pitiful a famous drunk's life can be. And no, we're not just talkin' Lindsay Lohan and her new SCRAM existence. Nope, enter mega-rich, mega-talented (and still working, too!) Buddy Rib-Toast, a dude who knows his way around blockbusters as well as he does babes.
And Buddy's movie pals are getting super concerned about the good-looking dude:
As the Budster has a bad habit of getting smashed out of his gourd and bolting through hotel rooms, sets, trailers and myriad on-location places in his birthday suit! (Or, if Bud's not quite as intoxicated as he usually gets, just in his underwear.) And even though most of the ladies—at least, the ones who aren't sleeping with him—don't seem to mind this up-close display of Buddy's privates on parade, a lotta Buddy's guy pals are getting seriously worried.
"He has a major drinking problem," said one of Buddy's close colleagues, a friend who's working with Buddy on his latest film, Return to Nation Ruination (which is a sequel to the monster hit, Nation Ruination, the flick that really put BRT on the map). "And it's constantly getting covered up by his publicists who keep threatening to pull him from future shows if any of the TV outlets mention it."
Jeez, never heard of that one. A publicist threatening banishment unless a news organization agrees to hush up a star's seedy behavior? Shocking!
"But what's really weird," adds the Rib-Toast pal, "is not only that he's always naked, but that nobody's come out with this yet. It's gotta be just a matter of time."
Actually, it's already happened: Rib-Toast got into a little nasty snafu, thanks to his inebriated head, when he and a friend's girlfriend he was schtupping got caught in the act. But no worries! Miss Publicist made it all go away!
Also, if the naked stuff come out, Buddy knows full well his stellar abs will make more news than the fact that he's constantly loaded on his projects.

It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, Kellan Lutz, Jason Lewis



Update 7/7/11 - Ted has eliminated Jake Gyllenhaal, Kellan Lutz, Jason Lewis, Gerard Butler, Alexander Skarsgard, Chris Pine, Harrison Ford, Viggo Mortensen, Daniel Radcliffe

Top guess:  Jason Statham (?)

77 comments:

blurry vice said...

My first thought is that the movie sounds like the Transformers sequel, which made me think of Shia LeBeouf.

~*~Leanne~*~ said...

Bradley Cooper.

juju said...

Shia my first thought too. But has he already been a BV?

Brittany said...

"...when he and a friend's girlfriend he was schtupping got caught in the act"

I'm not sure on this BV (it sounds like he's shooting the sequel to a hit movie now. Is Transformers 3 shooting already?) but that line does sound like Shia. Remember the car crash with Adrien Grenier's girlfriend?

Kimstyle said...

It's Shia

lisamedia said...

Um, Shia is not known for his 'stellar abs.' Plus Cooper has already been a BV so it's not him.

pomme said...

i thought Shia Leboeuf for Transformer 2 but has he stellar abs?

The Spie said...

Shia's been a Blind Vice. Confirmed last September 30th according to the master list. Too bad, because it does sound like him.

It's got to be someone from an effects-laden action franchise, but other than Transformers, I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Caz1310 said...

This is s hard one. Can't think of the connection between his abs, monster movie and the movie title clue Ted's given. First thought was Matthew McConnahey but can't make it fit. Other thought was Orlando Bloom (was the last Pirates movie something about it beingat world's end?)

Deadpan Alley said...

I'm thinking Gerard Butler. Is he currently working on any sequels? Or has he been a BV already?

Liasonfan4Eva said...

Is it Robert Pattinson?

lala said...

i'm thinking josh hartnett...did sin city 2 start filming yet? last year he was hospitalized for mysterious "abdominal" pains. i don't know if he's already been a bv tho?

blurry vice said...

Oops I didn't even check my own list... didn't realize Shia has already been a BV.

Hmmm...

Kimstyle said...

ooh, josh hartnet is interesting... I kinda like it...

Frosty Family said...

I was thinking Gerard Butler too. He's had his share of blockbusters. Should be in Xerxes- a prequel to 300, which put him (and his abs) on the map.
Another guess is Jean Claude Van Damme. Word is Bloodsport 2 should be filming soon. The original put him on the map. He's also known for being a ladies man.

Courtney said...

what about josh duhmel(sp) he would be in transformers and im pretty sure transformers is where he got his fame.. and fergie is his wife..

Samm said...

Ted did say that Chris Pine was going to be a BV soon, and Star Trek 2 is happening, not sure about when the filming starts though. According to IMBd the release date is June 29th 2012, but some sites are saying they're aiming for a 2011 date.

id said...

New to this, Hi!

As I wrote on AT:
What about Josh Duhamel? His other name being "Tad" (=slight). The big disaster movie being Transformers in which he plays "Major". But there's no reference to his wife Fergie... Maybe in some next post about this BV.

Tara said...

I hope this isn't Josh, but that is a great guess for this one. Josh has had a BV (prior to Fergie) before, so maybe if we can find that one, we can see if it matches up with this--Ted might give some an expiration date if they only had one forever ago.

I will say, maybe some of you remember the pic scandal before he was married to Ferg, and a pap caught him and a friend's girlfriend swimming, but everyone was saying they were really sleeping together/skinny dipping? This sounds like the hint at the end.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/07/25/fergie-josh-duhamel-broke-up/

And, I cannot find a pic of this to save my life--that is a good publicist, this was all over the place a few years ago!

Ashlee said...

Bradley Cooper. He's working on Hangover 2 and was virtually unknown before The Hangover.

Tara said...

The Hangover 2 has not started filming yet, it is still in pre-production. He is definitely hot, but I believe he may be a gay......and he already has a BV according to Ted, as of at least earlier this year.

pomme said...

Channing Tatum in GI Joe 2?

Ananda said...

Chris Pine is my guess. Has female publicist, Melissa Kates. Filming Star Trek 2, which first one put him on the map. Has great abs. Shia also sounds perfect but has already been a BV as well as Bradly Cooper. Plus, Bradly he is gay. His ex-wife walked in on him having sex with another man.

Tara said...

Oh Snap, Ananda--how do you know that? That was never publicized!!

Courtney said...

Bradley Cooper wasnt put on the map by an action like movie.. and he is already in the bv superstars gallery.. so it can be him.

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88 said...

Brad Pitt?? I don't know, haha, I'm way off base. Did Ted even give clues this time? Sheesh!

pomme said...

it may be easy!
he works in the sequel of a movie who does him famous,he's good looking...

but what is the common item between Lewis,Lutz and Jake G? great abs!?

Frosty Family said...

There's no way I buy Gerard Butler as Adam Pounce-Prick over Jason Segal so in my mind he's still fair game. This may be a stretch but the AIAs relating to GB:
Jake G-- Prince of Persia--300/Xerxes
Kellan-- also one of Cosmo's 2010 Fun Fearless Men
Jason Lewis-- played Smith Jared--Gerard
Am I reaching?

blurry vice said...

To those guessing Josh Duhamel and Bradley Cooper - they have already been blind vices which have not been revealed yet. Ted would have used the nickname given in the past. Since this is a new nickname, it is someone who hasn't been a BV. (That's also why it can't be Shia LeBeouf, my fist guess).

I like the Chris Pine and Josh Hartnett guesses though.

blurry vice said...

Also, remember to those analyzing the AIA's - Ted has said that they don't always necessarily mean anything. He has said that sometimes they provide a clue, but sometimes they are totally random. Believe me, there is no point in trying to overanalyze why he has chosen certain people as AIAs.

OwlFace said...

ted already said that celebs can be more than one bv and often get new names for different scandals or when their bv has been revealed. it could be shia or any of those guys, hello!

Heather said...

No, OwlFace--Ted ONLY assigns new names if the blind is revealed. He has answered in the Bitch-Backs many times that celebs don't get more than one name without a reveal.

blurry vice said...

Spie - good point

OwlFace - No, Ted only gives a new nickname if their first one has been revealed. See our list labeled "List of Ted's BV reveals" for details.

Tara said...

Star Trek 2 is not filming right now, and has not even started yet. It is in the developmental stages, was just announced, and wont be in theaters for at least 2 years. IMO, this is a stretch if Ted is speaking of recent behavior on set of said sequel, which is what he alludes to.

Could there be someone else who is filming an action/save the world sequel right now, who fits the bill as well? Just to see if anyone else can match up as nicely or better than CP?

Nicole said...

STELLAR ABS???

stellar aka STAR? aka Chris Pine, who was in STAR TREK? (the film that really put him on the map)

BOOM.

Tara said...

Stellar also means simply amazing or top notch, which could define many of Hollywood's leading men and their abs. I am not saying it is not him, but I have doubts based on what he is currently working on. So let's not put all eggs in one basket.

Mikayla Marie said...

Both Gerard and Channing were ruled out today. Apparently Buddy is a bit younger than Gerard, who is 41 according to IMDB. Channing has never been a BV. For the record, Chris Pine is 30. I think that could be swayed either for or against him based on opinion.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
is Buddy Rib-Toast Gerard Butler?
—Caroline

Dear Bottoms Up:
Nope, Buddy is a bit younger than Gerry. Maybe that's why he's so ultimately unsuccessful at holding his booze? Novice!"

Mikayla Marie said...

Blurry or The Spie - Which one is Shia? I don't see his link in the tags. Could you tell his BV name or toss us a link? Thanks so much!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You really need to go back to Blind Vice 101—you made this one so easy. Buddy Rib-Toast is Alexander Skarsgård, right? He's constantly talking about getting naked! Love ya mucho!
—SLK

Dear Schooled:
You can take my spot, doll, because A.Skars is not our boozin' nudie. Think not as big, right now. In, uh, every way."

blurry vice said...

Mikayla - we don't know which BV is Shia's yet. But Ted has told us that he is already a BV. See our label "List of Ted's BV reveals" for our full list of who Ted has said is and is not a BV. Once they are a BV, they can't be given a new name unless theirs is revealed.

Mikayla Marie said...

Thanks Blurry! I'd missed that list and thought you guys already knew. Durh on my party. Love the site =)

Heidi said...

Ted eliminated Chris Pine in today's BB.

Tara said...

What about Jason Statham or Daniel Craig (I realize he is slightly older than Gerard, but the new bond is starting). Another that would be close to Chris Pine may be Chris Evans?

pomme said...

Ted C said the actor is less pretty than Chris Pine!

Samm said...

Dear Ted:
Is Buddy Rib-Toast Chris Pine? It makes so much sense if it is. I won't tell, I promise.
—Just Curious

Dear Logical:
I trust you, doll, but hate to tell you, Chris isn't our smashed star running around in his B-day suit. Good guess though—both Chris and Buddy love their action flicks. Think slightly less pretty.

:( I thought we were spot-on

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Buddy Rib-Toast Chris Pine? It makes so much sense if it is. I won't tell, I promise.
—Just Curious

Dear Logical:
I trust you, doll, but hate to tell you, Chris isn't our smashed star running around in his B-day suit. Good guess though—both Chris and Buddy love their action flicks. Think slightly less pretty."

Kate16 said...

Ok...
*mega-rich (so he's probably done a few movies?)
*mega-talented
*ladies man
*action blockbusters
*filming a sequel that 'made him'
*hushed up cheating scandal
*stellar abs
*younger than Butler (41), not as pretty as Pine, smaller than Askars 'in every way' (height? fame? current press?)

Shame it can't be Shia given that next to Alexander he'd be jockey-esuqe.
What about Christian Bale? He's only 36, he's been in a lot of action movies including Terminator Salvation (Nation Ruination??) and is in development for terminator 5 at the moment. He's also filming Batman 3 and you could say that Batman Begins helped put him back on the map after his American Psycho success. Though that only sort of fits (and I thought if he had a BV it would be either temper or drug related). Running through studios naked seems like the past-time of someone under 25 to me.

Kate16 said...

I'm going to diss my own suggestion some more - Bale is 6 foot (hardly short) and has been married for the last ten years and has a child. Not that that would stop you cheating with a friend's girlfriend, but the fallout would probably be bigger than a publicist making it go away.

Sam Worthington was in Terminator Salvation too and knows his way around an action set (and I can see him getting tanked) - but he's not filming a sequel at the moment.

pomme said...

Bale didn't work since "the fighter" last summer(Batman 3's filming set starts next year) and it was a very public filming set in Lowell's streets


what sequel movie is filming now or very recently? except Transformer 3!

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dawnpatrol said...

could it be ryan reynolds? he's currently filming deadpool and/or the green lantern right now. theyre both action movies. he's got awesome abs as well!
it also doesnt say whether or not the star is married

blurry vice said...

Not Ryan Reynolds, he's never been a BV as of a question to Ted a few days ago.

We still need more hints for this...

pomme said...

Paul Walker for a fast and Furious movie or Vin Diesel for the sequel of Riddick chronic??

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm getting caught up on the newest Blind Vices. I'm so curious about Buddy Rib-Toast! Is he a younger guy? Sam Worthington? Chris Pine? Am I in the ballpark?
—Lucy

Dear Take Me Out to the Balls Game:
Yep, he's a younger guy (compared to, say, Harrison Ford or somethin'). And yep, you're in the right ballpark."

Brianne said...

I'm still for Paul Walker. They're filming a new fast and the furious movie and the dude had some nice abs if I remember correctly. Just my pair of pennies..

Tara said...

Brianne, I think this is a good guess, but my issue is that Paul Walker is very handsome, he can't act for crap but he is mucho easy on the eyes, and totally a pretty boy. Chris Pine is definitely hot, but I don't know if I would say that Paul was less pretty. I am thinking someone who is a little rough around the edges, like bad boy hot or even quirky hot.

cassandra said...

maybe one of the jackass guys? they were filming in early june.

Cameron said...

I feel like I've got this one solved. I'm going to say Sam Worthington. "Nation Ruination" sounds rather like Avatar, and they are working on Avatar 2. Someone with great abs, like Sam, and someone less pretty than Chris Pine, also like Sam. Ted confirmed that "Chris Pine or Sam Worthington" are in the right ballpark. Here's the kicker- Sam's publicist is Meredith O'Sullivan, and Ted made it clear the publicist was a woman.

Maybe I'm right, or maybe I just want it to be Sam Worthington running around film sets naked. Me-ow!

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b190579_caught_shia_ryan_bulk_up
.html

--- I think this could be a hint for Ryan Gosling being Buddy Rib Toast. I am going to check the list to see if he has been a BV before this or not.

blurry vice said...

Ryan Gosling was said NOT to have been a blind vice before this... and in this past March he said he would be "soon".

Ryan Gosling (as of 9/23/09, 3/17/10 - "should be, but not yet, soon")

I really think he fits for this esp with Ted's latest post about Ryan's delicious bod and ab muscles.

125records said...

If it's Ryan Gosling, what is "Nation Ruination"? I thought his only big hit was "The Notebook" and they definitely can't do a sequel to that one. His upcoming movies (according to IMDB) aren't sequels.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I used to think you were full of it, now I think you're just pathetic. When your stupid slobber stuff about Ryan Gosling got to be too much, it dawned on me that Ryan used to look like my chubby brother, Leo, who couldn't get a date, which I didn't really understand because he's sort of cute, in a doughy kind of way. So, whatever Gosling did to himself these days, gotta say I agree, but I still think you suck.
—Loretta

Dear Trim the Spat:
You're right, doll, Ry's whipped himself into shape since his artsier days. And trust, I would know—I see him at the gym all the friggin' time. And boy, he looks good when he's all hot and bothered (I mean boxing, of course). Wanna hear a fun fact that made Taryn just die when she heard? Guess who doesn't always like wearing undies when he's working on his fitness. Hope Leo's doing better in the dating department!"

blurry vice said...

Hmm... agh good point forgot about the sequel part.

???? I don't know.

blurry vice said...

OK I am taking off "Ryan Gosling" as top suspect. Grrr..

blurry vice said...

Jason Statham?

" INFphoto.com

Dear Ted:
Here in the U.K., the Daily Mail is reporting that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham are moving in together! Does that make them steady partners in your book? What do you think of this pairing? My rescue dog Jet is very curious to know! Surely neither could be a B.V. either, could they? Jason seems so, well, nice, funny and normal!
—K

Dear Pow! Bang! Splat!
Well, we all know how reliable the Daily Mail can be, but I do hear the two are très into each other. Why wouldn't they be? He's a huge action star; she's becoming the newest gratuitously hot chick in a Michael Bay flick. Perfect match, no? But c'mon, babe, don't you know by now that just because a couple is happy (or seemingly so), they can still make time for Vicey goodness?"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196962_bitch-back_are_these_actions_stars.html#ixzz0xdlIiKue

blurry vice said...

Adding Viggo Mortensen as a suspect

The Spie said...

I must say that, after the analysis we've done, I prefer Statham as a candidate to Viggo. I just don't regard Eastern Promises as the film that made his name, either as a "star" or as a serious actor; I think A History Of Violence did that for him.

That being said, Viggo has to be a BV between September 2009 and August 2010, and this is one of the few he's not outright eliminated as. It's just that the clues we do have don't fit very well.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Since you said Viggo Mortensen's B.V. is something he does behind closed doors, does that mean you are notting him as Buddy Rib-Toast (who gets drunk and runs around naked on set) and Buck Me-Good (who gets drunk and slobbers over females on a plane)?
—Likes Danish

Dear Out in Public:
Right-o, but Viggo's Vice also came earlier than our latest bad-boy crew. He has been around for a while, after all."

pomme said...

today ted C named 4 straight actors
"Of course! The whole friggin' town hasn't gone gay! So I'll name names, Blind Vice and otherwise: Ryan Gosling, Buddy Rib-Toast, Ryan Reynolds and Buck Me-Good. Will that satisfy you for a while?"



Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b201041_bitch-back_why_do_we_love_kardashians.html#ixzz104rULs6g

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is there anyone straight left in Hollywood? Can you give us a couple of names? Also, are any of your B.V.s straight?
—Amber

Dear Straight Edge:
Of course! The whole friggin' town hasn't gone gay! So I'll name names, Blind Vice and otherwise: Ryan Gosling, Buddy Rib-Toast, Ryan Reynolds and Buck Me-Good. Will that satisfy you for a while?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My birthday is Sunday and I have been saving this question for months. Any good gossip you can share on my celeb crush Jason Statham? Would love something juicy, but your general opinion of the guy would be great, too!
—V

Dear Crank It Out:
He's chill...probably too chill, actually. Wonder how things are going with his leading lady, Rosie Huntington-Whitely. That was a halfassed present to you, doll, huge kiss!"

Kimstyle said...

Just a thought, but could Ryan Gosling BE buddy rib toast and Ryan Renolds BE Buck me good? Like, one of Ted's tricks where he's pretending it's 4 people, but really it's just real names and vice names, truthfully saying they're "all" straight?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
A quick question about Daniel Radcliffe. According to a new interview with GQ U.K., Daniel said he drank whiskey on the set of Half Blood Prince and "became

reliant on alcohol to enjoy stuff." With him coming clean about one of his vices, can you reveal what, if any, Blind Vices he's in? After all, there's no

better time to revisit the Harry Potter Vices than right before the premiere of the final movie!
—N

Dear Plastered Potter:
While it sounds like Harry Potter himself is taking a page right out of Buddy Rib-Toast's book of bad-boy tricks, Daniel hasn't secured a spot in our Vice

vault (yet). Dan is far less douchey with his boozy blunders than Buddy, which his Harry Potter cohorts should be thankful for. Butterbeer can cause people

to do crazy things."

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