One Comes Around Blind Vice - May 4, 2005
Ream Helene is a back-stabbing, finagling, eat-her-mother-for-opportunity bitch, no two (gossipy) words about it. And not just with the colleagues but with the exes. She wasn't exactly nice to the former men in her life--many of whom she discarded unceremoniously.
So, ain't it sweet now that Ream-babe (who's rather rewarded when it comes to Tinseltown scoreboards) is being gifted--right as we cyber-gossip--with a cheating spouse. Mattress-karma's a helluva payback.
Oh, and I should tell you (as I don't care about such provincial morals), Helene's miles and miles of enemies are getting such enjoyment that Ms. H.'s present hubby is cheating on her with a paid paramour.
Yeah, one of those babes who's always enabling actresses to get Oscars when they play their steamy, sordid lives: a hooker.
Hey, does is actually count as an affair when you're paying for it? (Such a lame-ass guy thing to say, sorry.)
And it aint: Kate Winslet, Julia Roberts, Kate Beckinsale
Also eliminated: Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Claire Danes
Top guesses were: Gwyneth Paltrow, Melanie Griffith, Sharon Stone