Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Blind Vice: Stripper Past, Sleazy Present

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice: Stripper Past, Sleazy Present

MATTHEW FOX 24X36 COLOUR POSTER PRINTIt's absolutely no secret Dougy Dry-Hump loves the ladies. Although just how much of a womanizer he is may come as a shock...to his wife.
See, Doug is no stranger to scandal, per se, but he has a way of making it disappear. A few photo shockers here and there, cheating allegations, the usual messes straight celebs find themselves in.
But thanks to Doug's red-hot career, few outlets choose to run with the dirty info, 'cause in the end, an interview with Dry-Hump is a bigger get than a "supposed" story with a five-minute skanklet. Everything's a tradeoff in this town, right?
Sure, if Doug had a wife the star caliber of Sandra Bullock, all of his indiscretions would totally be out by now. But fortunately for Dougy's wife-unit, she isn't famous, so the story doesn't have as much oomph to it.
Which is why DD-H, who's classically handsome and pretty nicely built, doesn't give an ef anymore when he steps out on his significant other.
Sure, strip clubs are his first stop on a night when he's in the mood to get it on. Doug's been known to frequent the nakey joints all across the country, stuffing babes with more than just dollar bills, if you catch our drift. Totally into the "weird," dirty stuff.
Which is why we were surprised to hear of his presence at a Hollywood afterparty in the Hills very recently.
There Doug was, pouring booze for the barely legal girls at the mansion, chatting up any babe who would give his ego a good stroke. The kicker to the story is the host of the party is a huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice himself. The thought of these two crossing paths, or girls, shows just how small this evil enclave really is.
Anyways, Dry-Hump didn't partake in the drug stuff going on around him—no, he was much more into the bevy of babes and stiff drinks. So clearly the party didn't stop there...He took some girls back to his hotel room in wee hours of the morning (we're talking when the sun was rising) where we can only assume Dougy and little Dougy did what they do best.

And it Ain't: Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon Hamm

Update 9/3/11 - Ted has eliminated Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon Hamm, Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Simon Baker, Hugh Laurie, Channing Tatum, Denzel Washington, David Boreanaz.


Gabby said...

People are making the stupidest guesses on the E! website!! Channing Tatum? umm yea he's married to Jenna Dewan, also an actress. Will Smith? Do I even have to say how famous Jada is? sheesh. But anywayssssss to the clues: I'm thinking "red-hot", non-famous wife, classically handsome, "pretty nicely" built, didn't do drugs, and "Little Dougy" are all some things somebody with more knowledge than me could connect?

michelle said...

patrick dempsey?

Megan said...

I thought Matthew Fox.

Mikayla Marie said...

I saw someone on the E! site guess Matt Damon which I thought was pretty good actually.

Megan said...

I think Matthew Fox seems like a good guess. Maybe I'm blanking super hard, but what scandals have surfaced about Matt Damon? Ted makes it sound like this guy has had some sex-based press and I think Matthew Fox's loss-of-virginity story definitely qualifies.

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Dawn said...

According to the revealed list...Matt Damon is already a BV (Ben days)

kfitzpa said...

What about Mark Walberg?

Megan said...

I was thinking matthew fox because he's had a scandal of cheating with some stripper in oregon.and his wife is definately not famous, I think they met in college. The only part I'm not sure about is if magazines are clamouring to get an interview with him, although maybe with Lost ending they were.

Liasonfan4Eva said...

I wonder if DDH was partying at the Playboy Mansion, I believe Hef's a previous BV.

Sara B. said...

Liasonfan3Eva, I thought the same thing--that the party was at the Playboy Mansion. That lends the Matt Fox theory even more credence, since MF recently did a feature interview with Playboy! (explains why he would have been invited)

Chiara said...

russel crowe?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Two years ago I adopted an 8-year-old special-needs cat from a rescue and two months ago I took in a 5-month-old pregnant kitten who decided to have her kittens on my bed four days ago! I never ask you for anything, Ted, so could you please "not" Matt Damon if he's not Dougy Dry-Hump for me? Matt is my favorite, but for as much as I love and respect him as an actor, I cannot forget what a D-bag he was in the way he dumped Minnie for Winona back in the day. We all make mistakes in the way we handle certain situations, so I am really hoping Matt is a better man these days. Please tell me he is not DDH!

Dear You're Welcome:
Love your rescue work, babe, so I'll give in this time: While he may have some dubious history, Matt Damon ain't Dougy. Feel better? Doug isn't quite as A-list as Matt."

blurry vice said...

Mark Wahlberg is a good fit. I haven't looked at the list yet to see if he has been a BV yet.

blurry vice said...

Nope looks like Marky Mark hasn't been a BV yet. He fits for this I think.

Megan said...

On twitter someone asked if dougy was Hugh Jackman. Ted replied "way off career wise, super close looks wise"

duffgrl said...

I like the Matthew Fox guess...although I don't think he was partying at the playboy mansion...the party was probably hosted by someone like Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, or Brett Ratner since Ted says this host is a huge H'Wood sleazebag who has been a BV himself.

Don't see it being Mark Wahlberg because he apparently has been reformed lately; and his wife DID know about his past indiscretions.

Lauren said...

Mark's wife is Rhea Durham, who has modeled for Victoria's secret as well as clinique. While she is not super famous, she is qusai famous. I wondering if that counts as "not famous."

Pale said...

I'd go with Ewan McGregor. On BlindGossip, Christian Bale and Rob Lowe were also guessed often.

Ted "notted" Matt Damon today.

The Spie said...

Ewan McGregor's already been a BV. We had a special thread discussing what his BV might be.

And, frankly, the guesses at BlindGossip have been almost as bad as the ones at E!. Every Ted blind that's put up there has the same set of answers: one-third people who've already been BVs, one-third telling the first third that their guesses have already been BVs, and one-third "Ted sucks and his writing makes my head hurt."

pomme said...

DDH isn't as quite as Matt Damon so he's Christian Bale(and if he parties in a strip tease club,i believe that knows it)
for me, DDH may be an A list tv actor with a few cheating rumor and strip tease club rumors like Matthew Fox or Patrick Dempsey

Caz1310 said...

Patrick Dempsey did play a cheating husband convincingly in the movie Valentine's Day (LOL). Similar to what Megan wrote about Matthew Fox, I wouldn't have thought the media would be clamoring to get an article with him either...even though it's reported that he'll be in Transfomers 3 he just doesn't seem newsworthy enough for me. I like Chiara's Russell Crowe guess.....he's certainly had issues in the past. Surely Marky Mark's been a BV before...this could be him.

Caz1310 said...

Lainey has some quite old blinds suggesting Matty D isn't just into women, refers to him as being Cuba or Chocolate (not sure which one) - to me the blinds were confusing, and didn't seem to be terribly valid...I like Matty D and don't want to believe any rumours.

The Spie said...

Caz: Damon's been narrowed down as the best candidate for Cuba. Everyone thinks Chocolate is George Clooney. We have a loooong thread here on that one. You'll have to click on the Lainey link on the main page and scroll down a significant way. Cuba and Chocolate was from December 2008, if memory serves.

Personally, I'm more for Christian Bale than Wahlberg, but I'm not ruling either of them out at this point until we get some more AIAs.

Pale said...

I think Christian Bale is a good guess.

Someone pointed this out on BG:

John Hamm - mad MEN
RDJ - iron MAN
Charlie Sheen - two and 1/2 MEN

Bale - batMAN

pomme said...

but where were the cheating rumors or scandalous pix about Christian Bale? and Bale is an A list whereas Matthew Fox has a cheating rumor with Stephani Talbott,an exotic dancer!

pomme said...

my boyfriend says Woody Harrelson

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could you please give me some more clues as to the identity of Dougy Dry-Hump? I'm totally stumped. Is the guy an actor, musician, athlete or none of the above?

Dear Job Hunt:
DDH is an actor—a pretty good one, too."

Mikayla Marie said...

I think Christian Bale was another good guess. I would say build, face, etc they do look similar (look at them both in The Prestige). His wife Sibi Blazic is not exactly a hollywood celebrity. He is notoriously difficult when it comes to obtaining interviews - wants to go the Deniro route and remain "mysterious." He is also a pretty good actor. My hesistation would be that I don't recall anything about him chasing women. He was charged with domestic abuse by his sister/mother (case dropped) and there's that infamous rant of his...but nothing to slutty.

I'd still probably choose Mark Wahlberg over Christian but I think they both have valid points.

Caz1310 said...

If Ted is right on the Dougie/ little Dougie clue (or isn't just messing with us!) can anyone think who Dougie is and what the connection is? Plausible guesses 'yall!

lisamedia said...

Caz/Spie... I know this is slightly OT but I have a close friend high up in the movie business (major film producer) who states that George Clooney is categorically not gay - so he's not Chocolate. My friend has outed tons of other folks to me personally that I did not expect so I trust that this is true.

blurry vice said...

I am liking the MAtthew Fox guess more as time goes on.

BTW, Spie - that's why you shouldn't go to BlindGossip, LOL! That site, first of all, appeared after ours and seemed like a rip-off of us. And second, they make their blind items up out of thin air with no explanation of who they are and where they come up with their info. Seems fishy. Don't even bother with them!

Gabby said...

So now I think it could be Matthew Fox...I was on gossipboy's site and he straight out said that Matthew Fox almost had a stripper scandal but a bigger bombshell dropped and no-one thought about him anymore.

pomme said...

@blurry vice: i like Blindgossip.com because there is many person who answer but sometimes the site forgot the updates !
I like also CDAN but i don't know why some persons think his BI are untrue!

for DDH,i always am with Matthew Fox team(he's over 40,handsome,no famous wife,good actor,cheating rumor...)

pomme said...

someone said me Rob Lowe(scandalous past,no famous wife,handsome,strange stories with nanny,ex-Frat Pack with RDJ and Sheen,not A list,over 40...)

lala said...

ilike the matthew fox guess.i just read his playboy article and it's basically an ass-kissing tribute to his wife.

pomme said...

Is Dougy Dry-Hump Christian Bale? He's handsome, and no famous wife or scandal (even if he's an A-list movie actor and I never heard cheating rumors about him).

Nope, but nice guess. Dougy doesn't have quite the rep for a bad temper that Christian does. He tends to come off much more Zen. But he sure is just as hot!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dougy Dry-Hump Christian Bale? He's handsome, and no famous wife or scandal (even if he's an A-list movie actor and I never heard cheating rumors about him).

Dear Bale Out:
Nope, but nice guess. Dougy doesn't have quite the rep for a bad temper that Christian does. He tends to come off much more Zen. But he sure is just as hot!"

Beth38 said...

I don't like hearing this about Matthew Fox, and prefer to think of him as "Jack" or even "Charlie". I did think of Mark Wahlberg right away when I read this.

Re: Cuba and Chocolate (since someone else brought it up here!). I thought it might be Jackman, not Damon. See the wording on original BV (kindest, nicest, etc.) and the wording on People's Sexiest Many Alive for the following year with respect to Jackman. Same wording.

The Spie said...

pomme: Two things. First, it's a bit of a tradition here that one of the Sisters posts quotes from Bitch-Back. That way, we don't have twenty people attempting to post the same thing. Second, if you want to know why CDAN isn't trusted, start researching the Timmy/Shimmy blind from 2007. After you do that, you won't trust CDAN either.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dougy Dry-Hump Matt McConaughey? I hope not.

Dear Failure to Enlighten:
Why, because he's such a dreamy, lovable star? Hardly, hon. But you're safe in regard to the stripper-loving lothario. Think just as good-looking, bur more small screen."

-- big hint for Matthew Fox I think!

blurry vice said...

Thanks Spie ;)

Heather said...

Yes, huge hint! He's the only TV star that we've really considered a top suspect. Gotta be him!

pomme said...

matthew fox!!!

pomme said...

@the spie:Timy/Shimmy BI is about Mae West: this story turns since a long time(even my mum knew this story) like the blind item on Jean Harlow

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please tell me that Dougy Dry-Hump is not Simon Baker. I heart him so much! It would be terrible to find out that this beautiful man is a low-down, dirty player.

Dear Mental Games:
Nice guess, but you'll be pleased to know Simon isn't our Dry-Humpin' D-bag. Dougy's got a bit more star power than Simon, hate to say."

pomme said...

Matthew Fox!!!

Rosie said...

I don't know if I would consider this actor as traditionally "hot" as some of the guesses posed to Ted have been, but I googled "wife-unit," one of the phrases used by Ted in the blind, and the first thing that popped up was a photo of Hugh Laurie and his wife on a motorcycle. House is based on Sherlock Holmes (played by RDJ)and Hugh Laurie is an A-list television actor who looks a little like Hugh Jackman in the face. I certainly would hate to hear of a cheating scandal, though, since I love Hugh and House.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dougy-Dry Hump Hugh Laurie? My spoiled rescue kitty Rosie sends a "meow" to your household, and we both thank you for always brightening our day with your verve! Much love!

Dear House Fan:
Nice try, but no. Dougy hasn't been as honored for his acting as Hugh has, despite arguably being the bigger star. Margo, Charlie and Cleo send all sorts of fur-flyin' love right back!"

Gabby said...

Hmm with Ted's post today...would anyone really say that Matthew Fox was a bigger star than Hugh Laurie? I sure wouldn't...

Beth38 said...

Rob Lowe or Patrick Dempsey, based upon the actor being more famous than Hugh Laurie, and not as recognized with awards. I'm don't think Matthew Fox is more famous than Laurie. (Yes, I'm still looking for it to be someone else.)

blurry vice said...

I think Matthew Fox is a bigger star than Hugh LAurie. Hugh Laurie has really only been on House, at least that I know. Matthew Fox has been in at least one movie and two big TV shows. But Hugh Laurie is more honored for his acting, like Ted says.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
With the stripper past, the first person that came to mind was Ellen DeGeneres-loving Channing Tatum being Dougy Dry-Hump. Any truth to that thought or too obvious?

Dear Stripped Tease:
Nice try, but we love Channing. Dougy on the other hand is a total douche. Dougy wasn't a stripper himself, he just love, love, loves them!"

blurry vice said...

Dougy Dry Hump has made a cameo in today's Morgan Mayhem BV. See the label for Dougy Dry Hump to find a link to that one.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dougy Dry-Hump Denzel Washington He's a brilliant actor, but I can definitely see him with a naughty Vice.

Dear Academy Ass:
No, doll. Interesting guess, but when it comes to that D-bag Dougy, think a bit less brilliant in terms of acting...at least compared to Denzel."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Lost is over and done with. Care to reveal any hints about which castmember was so thoroughly disliked?
—Was Lost, Now I'm Found

Dear Found, Really?
Probably exactly who you think it is. But that's hardly the biggest B.V. to come from that cast."

The Spie said...

Blurry: Fox may be hotter in the US right now than Laurie, but more famous? Certainly not worldwide, and not for anyone in the US who follows British TV. Laurie was part of the whole Cambridge mob of the late 70s-early 80s, along with Stephen Fry (his old comedy partner), Jennifer Saunders, Rik Mayall, etc. He achieved fame in the US with Jeeves and Wooster and Blackadder, then transitioned successfully from comedy to drama.

I guess any comparison of fame you could make would depend on which television you watch and what age you are. For older audiences who delved into PBS in pre-cable days, Laurie will forever be more famous than Fox.

Jamee said...

I think Fox is a way bigger star than Laurie if you looked at their careers a month ago--everyone and their mother were talking about Lost and the finale. House wasn't/never has been nearly as hot. Not even close. Maybe not Fox as an individual compared to Laurie as a whole, but Lost gives him a ton of star power.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You piqued my interest when you mentioned Lost Blind Vices. I'd love to hear anything and everything you feel you can reveal on the subject!

Dear Island Secrets:
Let's just say that the smoke creature wasn't the real monster on that island. Not when there was one castmember making all those DUI and sexual harassment scandals look like kiddie play."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You have officially made me crazy with a B.V. I must know more about the Lost B.V. I am a major super fan and have gone into serious withdrawals without the show. So, help a girl out and dish some more; it isn't Josh Holloway is it? Oh, and my rescue kitty, Zoe and her baby Ray-Ray, want to know, too. I rescued her from a bad situation then found out she was preggers! Happily, I found four homes for her other kittens and kept one for a companion for my sweet girl kitty.

Dear Castaway:
Just because you've given a home to two tres cutely named kitties will I tell you that no, Josh has never been naughty enough to earn himself a Blind Vice moniker. He looks good dirty, sure, but instead the fellow is pretty clean. Think more clean-cut on the Lost nefarious stuff and you'll be much warmer."

jocelyn said...

Doug Reindhart?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'd love to hear some more dirt about what was going on with the cast of Lost in the past few years. Just how bad was the hated castmember and why didn't we hear anything about it before?

Dear Lost in Translation:
What, you think the cast of Lost is one known for blabbing? Please. Damn tight lips. There are more secrets among them than about that damn island. Including: guess which castmember threw a party and invited everyone...but the producers! Hint: She's gorgeous."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did the hated member of the Lost cast make it through season six without being killed off?
—Feline Friendly Lostie

Dear Spoiler Alert:
Um, didn't everyone die in the last season?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
A group of Lost fans seems to think that Evangeline Lilly and Matthew Fox either had or still have a romantic affair. Could it be true? Was there any romance

or cheating going on on that set in general?

Dear Lost & Found:
Not true, A. While there certainly was some juicy Vicing going on while they were filmin' the sci-fi series (and I'm not just talking about all those DUI

busts), it didn't have to do with these two. Well, not Ev and Matthew together at least."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just wondering, what's Dougy Dry-Hump been up to lately? I don't have rescue pet to offer up, but we did foster an abused Chu-weenie until a permanent home could be found.

Dear Hollywood Party Boy:
Dougy is up to the same crap he's always been up to, partying and getting sleazy with women while his poor wifey is stuck at home. This is definitely one nasty Vicer that I don't see reforming his no-good ways. At least, not anytime soon."

"Dear Ted:
Is Dougy Dry-Hump Bones star David Boreanaz? My rescue dachshund and poodle would love to know.

Dear Slippery When Wet:
That's funny, J, your dogs are curious about another dawg! But while Davey certainly has his Vicey secrets, he isn't our douchetastic Doug. Actually, David is having a lot more career success these days than Mr. Dry-Hump. Kisses to your pups though!"

"Dear Ted:
Holy Lost pandemonium! I know you've sad that one of the Island's alums has a Vice, but could it be that Matthew Fox is insane? The story that he drunkenly assaulted that woman came out and I can't help but think it might have something to do with a Blind Vice. Tell me I'm right!
—Kevin A.

Dear Island Fever:
You're right, Kev...well kinda. Matthew is one of our Lostie Vicers, but it's got nothing to do with violence. At least that's good to know, right?"

blurry vice said...

Matthew Fox was NOT a BV As of Feb 2009 and Feb 10, 2010.

Now he IS a BV as of 8/30/11.

Fits in time frame of this BV which he was prime suspect.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did Dominic Monaghan guess correctly about Matthew Fox's Vice with his Twitter comment?
—Amanda F.

Dear Blowing Smoke Monsters:
No. Though Dominic's tweets about his former Lost costar were certainly more shocking than the finale bombshell that the castaways had all kicked the bucket (sorry for the two-year-old spoilers), they don't have anything to do with Matthew's moniker. For the record, it should be noted that the assault charges against Fox have been dropped.

Dear Ted:
In regards to Monaghan vs. Fox: meee-ooow! Leaving out the issue at hand, I must say as a huge Lost fan it certainly sparks my curiosity about how that cast got along. Would I be correct in assuming Dom is not the only one who'd like to take to their Twitter account and spew some harsh things Fox's way? Was it all Losties vs. Fox on set or more cliquey? Hugs!

Dear No Man is an Island:
While what happened on the island mostly stayed on the island, I think it was pretty clear that it wasn't totally a paradise over there. Hey, just look at how many of the stars got DUIs during their stint in Hawaii. That said, Matthew wasn't the only castmember ruffling feathers—but he did ruffle his fair share.

Dear Ted:
I'm confused. You said that Matthew Fox's Vice isn't about the alleged abuse. If you had known about any physical abuse, would you consider it a Vice? Hugs to all!
—Miss G and Sasha Kitty

Dear Stealthy Fox:
Absolutely. May we direct your attention to Caesar Anchovy-Arse's antics? That's certainly an abusive Vicer. But I will say that Fox's Vicey behavior and the latest abuse accusations are more connected than you may think, if you catch my drift."