Friday, May 28, 2010

Blind Vice: Lesbian Star Gets Dumped!

New from Ted today...


GirlfightBlind Vice: Lesbian Star Gets Dumped!


Cannes has been such trouble for stars this year: Naomi Campbell had younger, more attractive models thrown out of her fancy B-day bash. An errant dog ate Lindsay Lohan's passport. And poor Venetia Vag-0-Matic got dumped by her stunning girlfriend!
Only thing is, Venetia didn't even know about this sad news until she got back stateside. How awful!
How could the GF, who blew off her more famous partner as soon as she returned to L.A., have been so cold? Well, turns out the gorgeous girlfriend saw a picture of Venetia in Cannes doing something she probably shouldn't have been doing...
Like sucking face with a dude!
This really is so very Lindsay Lohan of Venetia, who's never actually come out as a lesbian, but who lives to get her flirt on with any sex she chooses—even though she's got a damn beautiful and loyal partner waiting in Hollywood for her. Really does read Samantha Ronson and Lindsay L. all over again.
Samantha actually tried to get Lindsay to live a more substantial, esteemed life, while Lohan, remember, would live to get her boy-flirt on in clubs and at parties, all the while playing supposedly out-and-proud lesbian housewife.
And just how did Venetia take it, once the girlfriend delivered the news?
"She was pissed," said an eye and ear witness to the Vag-O-Matic meltdown. "She was telling everybody, like it was her girlfriend's problem, not hers."
I dare say that hit movie Venetia's got has gone not to just the director's head, but hers, too.

And It Ain't: Zoe Saldana, Carey Mulligan, Nikki Reed

30 comments:

125records said...

Michelle Rodriguez? She was in Cannes and definitely had a hit movie (Avatar, starring Zoe Saldana, one of the AIA's).

andrew said...

I don't think it is Michelle Rodriguez. She's been in enough hit movies in the past to already make her ego big, including shows as well. This sounds like a Actor and a Director (last line) who scored big for the first time.

andrew said...

Camilla Belle caught hooking up in Cannes:
http://www.gossipcenter.com/camilla-belle/camilla-belles-cannes-hookup-364343

I know it's not kissing, but I'm still looking.

lisamedia said...

Camilla Belle would be in the right age range - like the And It Ain'ts. And I think that Rodriguez is pretty much out so it wouldn't be much of a blind.

andrew said...

The only thing is... Camilla hasn't had a hit movie though. But when I google "Cannes Hookups", Carey comes up too. Sorta a connections.

andrew said...

I also wonder if the last line in the blind is referring to a movie already released OR a hit movie in Cannes????

childeroland said...

10,000 BC was a hit movie, of sorts, and so was When a Stranger Calls. Is Roland Emmerich (director of 10,000 BC) an egomaniac?

The last line of the blind and the nots make Michelle Rodriguez the obvious answer--maybe a little too obvious?

Two of the nots are franchise players, and Mulligan may be in one with 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.'

Was Isabel Lucas (from Transformers 2 and who was recently pictured with a possibly new guy) at Cannes?

Caz1310 said...

I think this is Michelle Rodriguez & Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3). The references to looks rings true. Weren't sure they were still together. Have definitely been a couple. Googled MR at Cannes 2010 and couldn't find any specific reference to a relationship bust-up...can anyone else find it?

Caz1310 said...

Sorry forgot to add that MR is known for liking men as well - no secret. Didn't she break up Kylie Minogue and love-rat Oliver Martinez? I'm Australian and will always be loyal to Kylie LOL. Love this website- Ted's cryptic comments are annoying the heck out of me.

Gabby said...

Has anyone seen this pictures? At least it proves that she was there and was in the "state of mind" capable for cheating on a gf if she so chose to.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/05/16/michelle_rodriguez_cannes_get_her_drink_on.php?img=18&gfmt=m#alpha-inner

88 said...

Was Amber Heard at Cannes? I know she's a lesbian.

Mikayla Marie said...

@Gabby Thanks for the post -I loved those photos!

It seems like it's Michelle which would be a little dissapointing. Just kinda....dull...

childeroland said...

@88 -- Amber has admitted openly to being bisexual, and she's been out and about with her boyfriend(s).

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Kinda random, but is Venetia Vag-O-Matic Kate Bosworth? I have an adopted 3-year-old beagle basset mix and love Robsten!
—Nene

Dear A for Effort:
Way to think outside the box, but V2 isn't Kate. Kate has far fewer Vicey secrets than her current beau. Think a bit less traditionally sexy."

blurry vice said...

I'm on board with Michelle Rodriguez.

Franny Glass said...

Amber Heard is a good guess, but I don't think she was at Cannes... For the record: She may be bisexual, but I've heard she is in a serious, long-term relationship with a woman.

Michelle Rodriguez seems too obvious, but Ted did say "she's never come out as a lesbian," which makes it sound like the public knows that she's a lesbian but that she's just not officially out. Which fits Rodriguez.

Christina R. Keelan said...

I sorta like the Michelle R guess. Wasn't Kate Bosworth in that surfing movie with her? Seems relevant.... Another boring blind hahah bummer... These are my guilty pleasures ^_^ (I also like how Ted alludes to Alex Skarswhatevers blind.....that ones WAY more interesting than the last few!)

Noah N. said...

This could also be Kirsten Dunst. She was at Cannes and she's had a girlfriend for years.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Venetia Vag-O-Matic Megan Fox?
—Kassie

Dear Les-Me Not:
Nope, Megan is not our vampin', loser-in-love lesbian Venetia. Think far less out there with her sexuality. As for Miss Fox…babe's Vice slate is clean!"

Lissette said...

Kristen Dunst has a girlfriend???

Kapellmeister said...

@ Caz1310 : I totally think it's Michelle Rodriguez, but the gorgeous girlfriend is very unlikely to be Kristanna Loken. They were in a relationship together a few years ago (pre-L Word period for Loken), and broke up. Then Kristanna got married with Noah Damby. And last year, she broke up with her husband. She now has a new girlfriend, who's a personal trainer : http://www.afterellen.com/people/2009/11/kristanna-loken. At some point, she talks about having problems "with people [she's] been with who haven’t necessarily fully accepted themselves or have been afraid of what the public would think". Guess she means Michelle Rodriguez, among others.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Venetia Vag-O-Matic Gwyneth Paltrow? Makes sense to me. I know she's close with Melissa Etheridge, although that doesn't necessarily make someone a lesbian...
—Lynn

Dear GOOPed:
Heck no, Lynn. Venetia is way wilder than boring old Gwyn—that's why she was swapping spit across the pond."

cassandra said...

could this be ellen page??

cassandra said...

i think she fits better with the AIAs than MR

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Lost is over and done with. Care to reveal any hints about which castmember was so thoroughly disliked?
—Was Lost, Now I'm Found

Dear Found, Really?
Probably exactly who you think it is. But that's hardly the biggest B.V. to come from that cast."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You piqued my interest when you mentioned Lost Blind Vices. I'd love to hear anything and everything you feel you can reveal on the subject!
—Emily

Dear Island Secrets:
Let's just say that the smoke creature wasn't the real monster on that island. Not when there was one castmember making all those DUI and sexual harassment scandals look like kiddie play."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b191762_rebel_rodriguez_all_about_
angies_kickin.html

Savannah said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm still curious about the "real smoke monster" on Lost. Can you "not" a few castmembers? We know it's not Josh Holloway, but can you name a few others on the set who were relatively Vice-free? Is the "monster" a male or female? My three-legged rescue terrier is anxious for more info!
—Michelle

Dear Burry the Hatch(et):
Relatively Vice-free? Elizabeth Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez (minus, ya know, the obvious) and Jorge Garcia. Is that enough castaways to satisfy you, Michelle?"

Does that mean Michelle Rodriguez has never been a Blind Vice???

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm still curious about the "real smoke monster" on Lost. Can you "not" a few castmembers? We know it's not Josh Holloway, but can you name a few others on the set who were relatively Vice-free? Is the "monster" a male or female? My three-legged rescue terrier is anxious for more info!
—Michelle

Dear Burry the Hatch(et):
Relatively Vice-free? Elizabeth Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez (minus, ya know, the obvious) and Jorge Garcia. Is that enough castaways to satisfy you, Michelle?"

- I don't think that really is saying these people have never been a blind vice. At least not in my opinion. She is still a contender for this and others IMO.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/
b247074_which_vice_couple_needs_
let_their.html

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