Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Buzzfoto Blind Item #319

From yesterday -

Buzzfoto Blind Item #319
Just a warning that this blind is so bizarre, it stems on the ridiculous. Our source claims to be the one night stand of this male MTV reality star. She hooked up with him at a popular nightclub and the two went back to her place and he spent the night. He was really drunk, but claimed to have names for the most delicate parts of his body. Some are too obscene to share, but he does call his ‘goods’ the U.N. (no, not for United Nations). It stands for Uno Nut, which she claims is an accurate description. At first our source thought it was a joke or drunk talk, but the celebutard was completely serious and asked that she referred to his anatomy as such. Oh yeah, this guy is in a relationship with someone else. He has names for her parts as well but they’re much too nasty to post here. But here’s one: She always brags about her Double D’s but he calls them Droopy Dog behind her back.
Not Brandon Davis.


sloeginlizz said...

Something about the way this BI is written makes me think it's about the Jersey Shore kids.

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought. But I don't know of anyone dating in the Jersey Shore cast except Sammi and Ronnie, who may or may not still be together.

It can't be Heidi and Spencer because Heidi has bigger than DD and they are fake so how could they sag?

The only other show with the same characters every episode that is on MTV other than The Hills and Jersey Shore is The City and I don't think it's anyone on there.

Unknown said...

brody jenner?

Leanne said...

I was thinking Brody, too. Is he back w/ Jade?

OwlFace said...

no, he's dating avril lavigne- definitely not d's. what about jason what's his face?

The Spie said...

Supposedly, this is the Situation and Snooki. I can definitely see Sitch giving nicknames to his best friends.

Gabby said...

The Spie - I heard it was the 2 of them also...and HAHAHAHA sucks for him but I don't feel bad cuz he's a huge douche