Monday, November 2, 2009

Lainey- Sex and Drink

Party In The U.S.A.Sex & drink

When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of. Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble. At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth? Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.

Update Nov 4 - Lainey has eliminated Taylor Swift, Ali Lohan.

Top suspect/Lainey has semi-revealed to be: Miley Cyrus

21 comments:

duffgrl said...

Miley.

Rarekitte said...

Agreed. Has to be Miley.

nissivm said...

Miley for sure.. And it soo matches her Me-Me Dallas BV, and with everything both Laney and Ted hint about her.

Anonymous said...

Miley for sure.

Meghan said...

Totally Miley. The "billion dollar brand" gave it away along with "handlers."

Anonymous said...

its definatley miley, there cant be any doubt about it

~*~Leanne~*~ said...

Really? Maybe I took it too obviously b/c I thought it was Britney. "Not that innocent" and the fact that she is under lock down and probably not supposed to be drinking. It would be more scandalous if it was Miley, though!

blurry vice said...

I was thinking Britney too. "not that innocent" as a hint.

Andy said...

The problem is Britney is TOO obvious and Lainey is not that clumsy in writing BIs.

Besides, how much innocence is left in a 28 year old mother of two?

Nah, it's Miley.

Anonymous said...

Got to be! The whole "Lord" part--Miley's family is uber religious. I also got the impression that she was younger...as in underage.

If not Miley, then maybe Taylor MOMSEN? The elimination of Taylor Swift part may be a hint...Momsen looks like trouble.

duffgrl said...

Not Taylor Momsen. She is not religious("Lord probably wouldn't approve of")Miley's family DOES pretend to be religious-plus Taylor M. doesn't pretend to be innocent.

Not Britney! Andy is right; she is 28-year-old mother of two; no scandal there if she was pregnant. She is apparently doing well w/ her new BF.

Def Miley.

Anonymous said...

Miley for sure: brand, handlers, mommy and daddy, yapping without thinking

Rarekitten said...

Yep...all that would come out of the "beat me" mouth.

blurry vice said...

yea seems to be miley... will add label

Anonymous said...

Lainey said today to focus on the mouth. HAs to be Miley.

Steph said...

I saw Lainey's comment today too on focusing on the mouth. That appears to pretty much seal it for Miley with the way Lainey always points out her beat-me mouth.

ErinL said...

OMG, definitely Miley. Yikes!

blurry vice said...

From Thurs
"To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth."

And then this is the "beat me mouth" Lainey article about Miley from Nov '08

http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx

semi-reveal!

Anonymous said...

I'm agreeing probably Miley....she used to quote Jesus on Twitter all the time...and she sooooo wasn't just holding hands with Justin Gaston! Puhlease as if!

Anonymous said...

makes sense, plus she's a huge fan of britney so "not that innocent" still works

Anonymous said...

Probably Miley. She is supposed to be such a goal for young girls but has turned into a hochy-mama. How does she feel now that Taylor swift has won the BIG award? Miley needs to get her act together.

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