Tuesday, November 3, 2009

A Sex-Addict Blind Vicer Returns!

From Ted last Friday...

A Sex-Addict Blind Vicer Returns!

It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an ├╝ber-famous celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance.
We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multitalented, married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?
Well, it seems Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used to...
Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying than that?
See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll on his dark features.
Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?)
Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer.
Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole Business knows what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know about—and approve of—the boy baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him.
S has tried various methods to ungay himself, but the fact remains: He can't keep himself away from this par-tick tabloid type...and no one in this town seems to give a damn. Really?
And it ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith

Here is the link to the Nov 2007 SPMM BV; here is the link to the Jan 2010 SPMM BV; and here is the link to the April 2010 SPMM BV.  And here is the Sept 2010 SPMM BV.


As of 6/16/12, Ted has eliminated: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith, Chris Rock, David Spade, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Antonio Banderas, Tom Cruise, Brendan Fraser, David Beckham, Barack Obama, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, David Beckham, Leonardo DiCaprio, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Our top suspect: John Travolta

25 comments:

blurry vice said...

A top guess back in Nov '07 was Eddie Murphy.

He was on Satruday Night Live (hence the SNL AIA's and "30 rock" possible reference of the AIA's.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I love your B.V.'s so much! They are so incredibly delicious, if I could sustain on them alone for bodily nourishment I def would. Would you be so kind as to answer a tiny question about Seymour Plow-Me-More? I would like to know if his pearlies are pretty and white, or if they could use a good buffing.
—Nikki

Dear Tighty-Whities:
Toothy wouldn't be jealous."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Thanks for putting Seymour Plow-Me-More back on our radar. Just wondering: Do the exclusives have to do more with Seymour's ups or his downs, how hot is the journo in question, and is he known by name?
—New Trixie

Dear Too Specific for Comfort:
Both his ups and downs. And of course the journo is known by name. I don't know any unnamed people, do you?"

"Dear Ted:
Thanks for putting Seymour Plow-Me-More back on our radar. Just wondering: Do the exclusives have to do more with Seymour's ups or his downs, how hot is the journo in question, and is he known by name?
—New Trixie

Dear Too Specific for Comfort:
Both his ups and downs. And of course the journo is known by name. I don't know any unnamed people, do you?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Seymour PMM Tom Cruise? Am I in the right age range?
—Bubble

Dear Too Obvious:
Wrong Vice for Cruise! Think far less chiseled."

Anonymous said...

John Travolta

duffgrl said...

I don't think it's Eddie Murphy-"Yes, S's wife knows what's going on"...Eddie Murphy is no longer married.
My bet is on Travolta, esp now that Will Smith is ruled out. "The who business knows what's going on" really makes me think it's Travolta since everyone in Hwood seems to know about his exploits.

Matan4il said...

To support duffgirl's JT guess, the first person Ted eliminates in the BB's for this BV is a fellow scientologist...

Anonymous said...

It's worth pointing out that "travolta" is the past participle of the Italian verb "travolgere", which means to "sweep away"... or in a certain sense, to plow.

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

I think this is JT, too.

With the comment: "See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life..."

- the death of his son,Jett. how he was handsome as a young actor - but is no longer handsome.

mercury395 said...

John Travolta was my first guess, too, and I know for a fact that he's gay (and so does most of Hollywood)... I think it's sad that he can't just come out and be himself

Lisa said...

Didn't Lainey have a similar blind about Travolta? This just sounds like him!

blurry vice said...

Yeah this looks more like John Travolta. He was one of our suspects for the Nov 2007 one too.

sistah2 said...

If its Travolta, I'd be interested to know what the connection is with the journo slash bf.
The blind states that the journo has exlusive access to the family due to the affair.
The Travoltas have not spoken publicly since the son died. I am sure the first interview will be a HUGE scoop.
People Mag did a story on them recently, but it was not a direct interview, just quoting 'friends'.
Could the new BF be a People mag reporter? I have seen the editor of People on ET, etc.. forget his name.

ErinL said...

Yes, definitely John Travolta!

Anonymous said...

What about Mark Steines of ET? Don't they usually have a lot of "exclusives" on the Travoltas?

Regardless, it's pretty sad that he can't live how he wants out in the open.

sistah2 said...

Travolta just gave the first interview since his son died. Its with USA Today. Did not catch the reporter's name - if its a guy, this could be the journo he is fooling around with?

sistah2 said...

USA today reporter is a guy

Anonymous said...

leave john alone. If he is gay, he has enough to deal with, losing his son. who cares if he is gay, losing a child is beyond anything that can happen to anyone.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Seymour Plow-Me-More having problems with his beard/wife? Is it getting bad because of some personal matters dealing with his sexuality and the kids (of course)?
—Mook

Dear Plow-Me-Less:
Sometimes couples go through a rough patch in their relationship...And in Hollywood, it's out for everyone to see. Sucks. But they won't be divorcing or anytime soon. The wife knows what kind of man she married."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Tom and Katie headed for divorce soon, because I have this feeling that her five-year contract with him and the Scientology loons is up. I'm also hearing that John Travolta and Kelly Preston may be splitting despite their mouthpieces saying everything's OK.
—M

Dear Powertology:
I doubt those brainwashed couples are making any changeups."

sistah2 said...

Anon - agree to a point. I think IF JT is gay, he is LEFT ALONE quite a bit by the mainstream press. Even the Natl Enquirer wont dare out him. So, I would not worry too much about him on that score. IF this Blind item is about him, Ted's the only one who's touched on this.
He's made his choice on how to live his life and he's a big boy, he'll deal with it.
Awful about his son, which really has nothing to do with the gay/not gay rumors.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Seymour Plow-Me-More Billy Crystal?
—S

Dear Negative:
Good guess—Seymour and Billy both have super recognizable names. But Seymour's is probably a bit more famous."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm from New Zealand and love reading your site—especially the Blind Vices. I was just going through some old ones from before I came across it, and found Seymour Plow-Me-More. Sorry if this has already been asked, but any chance it's David Beckham? Considering the amount of women claiming to have slept with him I'm unsure, but everything else fits. Sorry to hear about Cleo as well, I'm sure she got her angel wings.
—Curious Kiwi

Dear Sey-ing Double:
Nope, Dave is a B.V. of a whole different genre. Sey is less hunky, in the traditional sense."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Your Vicers and real people guessers for the herpes passer are both four. Is this is a slick way of allowing us to play matching the celebrity with his Vice

name? If so, I guess Leo for Seymour, Tom for Toothy, Elton for Bossy and Jeremy for Fey.
—treeschrew777

Dear You've Lost Me:
I thought you were going to say so is it Alex Pettyfer from I Am Number Four. Which actually would have been a pretty good, crafty guess! Not him, however.

Nor is it Leo, Tom, Elton and Jeremy. Interesting note: But, all four guys have other Vices. Good luck!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just read that there are reports Philip Seymour Hoffman might be playing Plutarch Heavensbee in Catching Fire. How perfect! The only other person I would like in that role is Oliver Platt. What do you think? Speaking of which, do either of these gents have a Blind Vice?
—Bridget

Dear Catching Heat:
I always pictured the new head gamemaker as more of a Laurence Fishburne type, but I'll totally sign on to PSH being offered the role (as Entertainment Weekly
reports). If anything, adding an Oscar alum to the ranks proves newbie director Francis Lawrence is taking his casting duties seriously. As for Vices, Philip may share a namesake with Seymour Plow-Me-More, but that's all they have in common.

Dear Ted:
If Seymour Plow-Me-More is who I think he is, why doesn't he get it over with and just come out of the closet now? His career isn't as hot as it was a decade or so
ago, what could be stopping him? Maybe the significant other?
—MJM

Dear More is Less:
Sey is hardly hurting for projects these days, M. But you're right about one thing, he isn't as red hot as he once was. And if you ask ol' Plow-Me-More what could get
him back on top—of H'wood, that is—the last thing he'd say is coming out. And his S.O., who's very invested in the secrets they hold, would agree."

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