Friday, March 6, 2009

One Franchise Fagola Blind Vice

New from Ted today -

One Franchise Fagola Blind Vice

Shocker! There's yet another secret gay actor whose star is rising faster than Chris Brown's temper! Right now, No-Beave Steve has a decent gig making a name for himself playing loveable but hateful characters.
So much so, these semi notorious parts have landed him a sizeable part in a major movie franchise. In seconds, Steve, whose looks are as sultry as his kiss (say his boyfriends), is poised to become the next the, no question.
But isn't it interesting that standing right there, right by Steve's hunky side on all those requisite red-carpets will be...
...not a fake girlfriend. What?! Is this dude on crack? Doesn't he know that's how you get ahead (and stay ahead) in this superficial town of ersatz relationships and even faker People magazine spreads? Yes, he does, actually, and he doesn't give a crap. I so love this guy!
Close buds to No-Beave insist, assure and swear on their equally humpy hearts that NBS has made it an edict that he will not be participating in the only-for-show romance game so many of his movies' handlers have tried to make him participate in. As I said, fab. Just can't wait for the first reporter to call him on what he so obviously plans on not hiding? Will it be Perez? Me? The Star? Harvey Levin?
Or maybe, just maybe, it's gonna be Anderson Cooper...stay tuned.
It Ain't: Ed Westwick, Phillip Rhys, Tristan Wilds

Update April 14 - Ted has also eliminated Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz.

* Our top guess - was Zachary Quinto.... until 4/23/10 Ted said he was never a BV. 

30 comments:

fliondawall said...
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adrianna11 said...

The dude from Friday Night Lights Taylor Kitch. He will be in the new Wolverine and he is meant to get a spin off from that movie. And on Friday Night Lights he is hated but loved cause he is so damn hot.

cicero said...

People at ONTD think it's Zachary Quinto. Loveable but hateful character: Sylar. Franchise: Star Trek. "semi notorious parts": he was on so noTORIous.

NC777 said...

I think Taylor Kitsch fits. LOVE him as the slimy Tim Riggins on Friday Night Lights. He's yummy, and I don't care what "team" he plays for in real life. Neither should anyone else, it's not like the people out there judging these guys for being gay or bi or whatever have a shot with them anyway. I'm female, by the way!

Kate said...

omg - it's bradley cooper! He just did an interview where he admitted playing a bunch of minor, jerky roles - think bf in wedding crashers, cheating husband in He's Just not that into you... etc. and he's got a new movie in post production called "All About STEVE"!

NC777 said...

Well, Kate, that would explain the "Anderson Cooper" remark!

crila16 said...

I'm thinking definitely Taylor Kitch. "sizeable part in a major movie franchise"...Gambit in X-men origins. He's already been pegged and referred to as the next "It" guy.

sistah2 said...

I love this one!! its been boring lately...I cant wait till this comes out..seems like Ted is saying it will soon.

Soulin8 said...

I think is is Taylor Lautner from Twilight.

Jillian S. said...

I totally think it's Zachary Quinto. Love to hate characters, major franchise, serious gay vibes. I didn't even know he WASN'T out yet. Calling him "steve" may be a play on him playing 3 characters all with 5 letter 'S' names-Spock, Sylar, Sasan (in So NoTORIous).

AIA Connections-
Ed: both worked on show with Kristen Bell (voice of Gossip Girl), both speak in a low batman whispery way on their shows
Tristan: both worked with Tori Spelling
Phillip: Both on 24

Anderson Cooper: no idea

crila16 said...

I'm changing my vote. I'm thinking it's definitely Zachary Quinto now.

No1uNo said...

If this IS Zachary Quinto, could the "many of his movies' handlers" who are trying to pressure him be the same ones that talked Judas Jerkoff out of his wedding? I read Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) as a guess for that one, but I'm new to Ted C.'s blind items. Would he be that obvious?

sistah2 said...

I never heard of this Zachary dude. I think its someone more known, but maybe I am just super over the hill..I am not into the Twilite scene.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is One Franchise Fagola Rob Pattinson? Come on, we know you want to tell us.
—Etrockstad

Dear Wrong Franchise:
And wrong B.V. for Pattinson, babe."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is One Franchise Fagola Kellan Lutz? Sometimes my head starts spinning when I read these.
—Paula

Dear Bad Boy Lutz:
Nope. Lutz loves to flirt, but prefers boobs be attached to his targets. "

charlotte said...

im pretty sure zachary quinto is out i read it on perez ages ago. what about chris pine though? i definately am feeling the star trek franchise

westside said...

definitely zach uinto...this guy is at akbar (a gay bar in silverlake) every month. too bad he's an asshole, or i'd go for him.

blurry vice said...

Yeah I think this was clearly Zachary Quinto.

blurry vice said...

Yeah I think this was clearly Zachary Quinto.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any chance that we could hear more on Zachary Quinto? He's got such a great intensity. He's gorgeous, and a great actor.
—LD

Dear Hushed:
Yes, but be patient, that fella's pretty under the radar in this town."

Leslie said...

i dont know if this is Zachary Quinto, but Zach is definitely gay, he is always at Akbar and he dating my friend Locke for a while, he's pretty open about it. Love him for it!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I guess many of us think we know the identities of Toothy Tile and Grey Goose, but I was wondering if there were any other Hollywood pairs like them out there—i.e., both dudes (or girls) are in the public eye? Also, I know fans sometimes like to imagine that people are together, like in the case of Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in Star Trek, but are there any current colleagues who are or were more than friends, and would America be shocked by it?
—Daisy

Dear Close and Closeted:
Am I reading this right—are you honestly asking if there are other closeted gay couples in Hollywood? Duh. And gay couples have on-set hookups just like their superhorny straight costars. Think about that next time you're at the movies."

shalom said...

So, no to Zachary Quinto

Dear Ted:
Hi Ted! I'm a huge fan of Star Trek (not to mention the Awful Truth), and I thought the new cast was great! Has Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto ever been a Blind Vice? Best to you.
—Ali

Dear Beam Me Up:
No and no but soon and soon.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Hi Ted! I'm a huge fan of Star Trek (not to mention the Awful Truth), and I thought the new cast was great! Has Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto ever been a Blind Vice? Best to you.
—Ali

Dear Beam Me Up:
No and no but soon and soon."

- Our top suspect is no longer!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Hi Ted! I'm a huge fan of Star Trek (not to mention the Awful Truth), and I thought the new cast was great! Has Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto ever been a Blind Vice? Best to you.
—Ali

Dear Beam Me Up:
No and no but soon and soon."

- Our top suspect is no longer!

Sophie S. said...

I thought we had this one fore sure! I can't even think of another possibility.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Dahhling! What's up with our boy No-Beave Steve? Personally and professionally? I thought we'd have heard more from him by now. If it helps, my sweetest

rescue mutt Ella is also dying to know!
—Clementine

Dear Beaver Fever:
Uh, who? Does that answer it?"

cassandra said...
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Dave said...

I think this is Jeremy Renner, with the franchise being Mission Impossible. He fits all the clues, lots of gay rumours, and he doesn't have a beard.

niennah said...

The Jeremy Renner guess doesn't really fit the "who?" comment, though. What with The Hurt Locker and now the Avengers, he's hardly unknown. I came to check out this BV because ZQ has come out, only to find that he never was this BV! Very frustrating. I thought we'd have a reveal. Oh well.

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