Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Toothy Tile does a musical?

.... if he's Jake Gyllenhaal! Here's a blurb from Ted today -

How thrilling! Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly starring in an upcoming musical with Jim Carrey! Shocker? Not really. Jakey-poo loves to prove he’s sufficiently butch for these types of roles. Way to show all those people out there that those gay rumors are false, right? What's the next way Jake Gyllenhaal will show the world he’s straight?


Scarlett Pumpkin said...

I thought, though, that Ted has said before that Toothy doesn't take gay roles or even roles that are even remotely quesiontably gay? Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought when Milk came out a reader asked Ted if Toothy was one of the actors and Ted said Toothy would never be attached to a project like Milk due to it's subject matter. If that's the case, I can't see how Jake is Toothy, if Toothy won't go near these roles. Really, I'm beginning to think Ted is playing with us in regards to Toothy/Jake.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So I liked your rant of Jakey-poo doing Damn Yankees. Is it safe to assume you're about to the edge as promised in keeping Toothy a secret? Two totally different thoughts of course!
—Hoosier Toothy

Dear Pulling Teeth:
Sorry, babe, I'll hint as much as possible, but it's up to you all to figure out Toothy Tile. For now, at least."

chrissi said...

Jake took the role in Brokeback mountain to show he is is man enough to do that role, and now wants to show he can do a musical for the same reason. Me Thinks he doth try too hard.