Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lainey - Banned Band

New riddle from Lainey Gossip today -

Banned Band

Award winning band hard partying with friends last Friday at an upscale hotel. Furniture trashed, a chair thrown across the room, glass was broken everywhere, the place was a mess – like wrecked! – and hotel guests on other floors complained and complained…

Mostly it’s the lead singer. He was also seen in the lobby bar trying to ride up on some skanky broad. Problem: his woman walked in on the action resulting in a nuclear scrap. She stormed out and he was overheard yelling at her on his cellphone later on: You f-cking bitch! You are a f-cking c**t!

Hotel management has now banned the band from coming back. Upon being told of the news, the lead singer’s response was:

Do you know who you’re dealing with? You are going to regret this. You are going to regret f-cking with me.

A rocker trashing a hotel room…it’s a bit cliché but whatever, not exactly super damaging. Probably works in his favour, if anything. What’s objectionable is pulling out That Line. That Line is the worst.

Do you know who I am?

Oh and he’s a f-cking pig too. Probably because he can’t believe he’s made it this far – all this money, all this success. Seriously, neither can anyone else.

* Update April 6 - Lainey has eliminated Coldplay, Simple Plan, Kings of Leon, Maroon 5.

* Top guess: Nickelback.


Anonymous said...


Unknown said...

Agreed. Nickelback.

Anonymous said...

Horrible, horrible band. Ugh. Who listens to that crap? Or can stand to look at the lead singer?