Friday, April 10, 2009

Blind Vice: Judas Jerks It Again!

From Ted today - a return BV subject...

Blind Vice: Judas Jerks It Again!

Ever since Judas Jack-Off made his smarmy debut, I do think it’s fair to say Toothy Tile’s been breathing a tad easier. Of course, Toothy went so far back into the proverbial closet, I think the only heavy panting T.T. ever does anymore is when he and the GF moon over Pottery Barn chenille throws together. Back to Jack-Off: The dog’s still trying to finagle the old BF into sex again—and I think he’s damn close to succeeding.
After all, Judas is impossibly sexy (some say too much so, but I think of beauty like Kate Bosworth does thinness, never can have too much of that stuff!). He’s hard to resist. Especially when he’s lying to the ditched boyfriend and telling him they can still go off and get married like they'd originally planned, only he just has to “hang out” a little bit longer with the fake girlfriend his management set him up with.
Look, you cretin publicity whore with killer dimples (I mean the ones on your rock-hard ass, not your innocent little face), you’re screwing with the feelings of a man who loves you. This ain’t no Rock Hudson movie. It’s real life. And unless you want some pathetic kind of lying, lonely ending like Hudson himself got, quit effing with people’s lives, starting with your own.
It Ain’t:
Taylor Kistch, Chris Evans, Chris Pine

* Update April 15 - Ted gave Judas' boyfriend a name - Dashed Dingle-Dream! And says we will be hearing more about him soon.

Use the labels below for links to our other posts on JJO/DDD, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

* TOP SUSPECTS: Hayden Christensen and ?


cicero said...

I'll go with the general consensus on the last one: Hayden Christensen.

Anonymous said...

i still think it's zachary quinto

duffgrl said...

I'm going to go w/ one of the old guesses: Hugh Dancy. He is engaged but so is Hayden C.

sistah2 said...

Wow Ted seems angry. This seems to be personal to him. He must be BFF with this JJO's dude.

Liz said...

Jared Padalecki- profile fits more than Hayden Christensen, who has been living with Rachel Bilson for past 2 years. Padalecki lives with his alleged BF Jensen Ackles, and just recently started dating costar Genevieve Cortese.

Irene said...

Angry man.

Anonymous said...

Jared Padalecki. Rock Hudson reference - he was in a film called 'Winchester '73' which is obviously JP's character name in 'Supernatural'.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Orlando Bloom? It would be sad if it was.
—Cristina, N.J.

Dear Rest Easy:
JJO is so not Orlando's secret."

Yosub said...

I really hate Ted's blinds. It hurts my eyes just to look at his words.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off's main gig outside of Hollywood? And if you are going to continue to tell tales about JJO and his BF, I think the BF needs one of your fabulous nicknames. Also, is said BF in the acting biz?

Dear Introducing…:
We will be hearing more about Dashed Dingle-Dream quite soon, promise."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Zac Efron? Clues please. He and V.H. seem totally set up.
—Curious Cootch

Dear High School Drama:
Zac's not Judas, but duh on the convenient fauxmance there."

james said...

What about this Joshua Jackson guy? His initials certainly fit.

WBotW said...

Josh is straight. Trust me on this one.

My money's on Padalecki for this one

Ry said...

Josh Lucas all the way

Hermes said...

Is Judas Jackoff Leonardo DiCaprio? Need more hintages: are these people: Judas Jackoff, Toothy tile and Dashed Dingle Dream over 30 yrs old? or are they part of "young hollywood"?

blurry vice said...

Please send all your questions to Ted's email address. We are simply a blog that discusses these and adds Ted's hints here in quotes.

For example:

"Dear Ted:
I only discovered your column a short time ago, but I have to admit that it's addicting. Especially your blind vices, even though trying to figure them out is frustrating. I'm especially curious about Judas Jack-Off and his BF Dashed Dingle-Dream. Since you gave DDD a nickname, I'm assuming he's someone in the public eye, too. Could it be that JJO is someone with a not yet A-grade movie career who's been better known for his work on TV so far?
—Laura, Germany

Dear Jonesing on Jack-Off:
He's gorgeous, lovely body, and Dashed is certainly an accomplished man in his profession. One reason why I think he's just about had it. Can't blame him."

blurry vice said...

With a pic of Jared Padalecki:

"Dear Ted:
Just some "visuals" that may help you think of other clues on Judas Jack-Off and his BF. OK, now I can virtually run and hide to die of shame in a corner.

Dear Super Duper Natural:
Thanks for the pics, hon, but keep trolling. Usually Miley's the only one exposing herself on the Web."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please answer, is Judas Jack-Off Benjamin McKenzie?

Dear Blind Ben?
No, deary. JJO is much cuter."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Brandon Routh? Is he too tall?

Dear Wrong on Routh:
Just too goody-goody."

Anonymous said...

Jared Padalecki wasn't notted? Ted was making a joke and suggesting Jared had sent the pic in himself (trolling being an old gay slang term for going out looking for sex), not telling the guesser she was wrong.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile and Judas Jack-Off are George Clooney and Ryan Seacrest, right? There's a reason Clooney isn't married.

Dear Double the Fun:
Clooney-babe is a tad older than Toothy and is more established in his career. And actually, Ry-guy hasn't been one of our B.V.'s. And trust me, Clooney is not done surprising you yet, not by a long shot."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Maybe you should introduce Grey Goose and Dashed Dingle-Dream to each other. Do you think they would make a good-looking couple? Do you think they would both be willing to be "out" if it weren't for their partners?

Dear Share a Closet:
I think they're both infatuated with their leading men. But maybe someday!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Judas Jack-Off is so last week. I want the goods on Dashed Dingle-Dream. In light of Judas' recent behavior, any chance 3D is looking for a new love? And is 3D a hottie?

Dear Dream On:
Triple D has to be a looker in order to be worthy of even being hidden arm candy for Judas."

crila16 said...

Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver

Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars.

I guess...Hayden C.

blurry vice said...

Ted wrote this about Ed Westwick today -

"Gossip Girl costars Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick gave the crowd a little PDA show over the weekend in L.A., where Ed participated in a Galaxy soccer event.

We don't know why, but every time we see them sorta get it on, we get sorta icked. It's not that it looks totally forced, or anything. There is no meshing chemistry there.

We're not asking for a Gisele-Tom hot makeout sesh every time, but even Gyllenspoon does the face groping better than these two. Where's the fire? The passion?

It's seriously lacking in this relaysh, folks. For kids this age, they should be way hornier. Or maybe we're just not seeing what really happens behind closed doors."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dashed Dingle-Dream Joshua Jackson? I know this is random, but the Mighty Ducks movies just came to mind.

Dear Way Off:
Think far more reliably humpy, please."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dashed Dingle-Dream J.C. Chasez? Because we all know who his Judas is. If not, are there any similarities between him and D3? Other than them both being ridiculously pretty.
—not in sync

Dear Not 'N Sync:
I think we definitely disagree on what constitutes pretty. Not J.C. by a long, humpy shot."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that Judas Jack-Off was made to take up with his leading lady. Could this be Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey?
—Amanda, N.Y.

Dear Jack'd Off:
Way off, love. Think for more dubiously straight."

No1uNo said...

Okay, I give up. What does "reliable humpy" mean? And why is Joshua Jackson not reliably humpy? And "long, humpy shot"? Is "humpy" a hint, or just something Ted C says a lot? And what does "more dubiously straight" mean? That there were already gay rumors about Judas before? Or that Keanu is so very straight that it could never be dubious? Or... I have a headache.

blurry vice said...

This had been my guess too -

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Ed Westwick?

Dear Ed Who?
I take it this isn't Ed asking about himself? Well, if it is, no worries, you're not you, I mean, Judas. But we all know you have your own delicious secrets, darling!"

nissivm said...

JJO is def Jared. And Ted just confirmed that Jensen Ackles is one of his BVs
(Dear Ted:
I recently discovered your column and I love it. Please don't let people discourage you from running the gay Blind Vices—some of us are always hoping for those! As a bi person myself, it means a lot to me that some of the people who've helped shape our cultural imagination, like George Takei and La Lohan, are actually on the team. I just wish I knew who more of them were, and hopefully, someday people will be able to be more open. I was sure Vin Diesel was Saucy Bossy—until you ruled him out. How about Jensen Ackles, has he ever been a Blind Vice (of any type)?

Dear Fishing for Homos:
Thanks! Flattery will obviously get you everything you want: Yes to the last query.).

Obviously, Jensen is Dashed Dingle Dream. For me, there´s no more room for guessing: JJO is Jared e 3D is Jensen.

kcwin said...

I agree that's what Ted is insinuating. I would rather Jensen is DDD than the subject of a skeevy het Blind Vice. lol Still, Jensen has his girlfriend tagging along with him to fan conventions recently. Over-compensating, maybe?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I can't argue with you there. That's as blatant an outing as I've seen him do, and DDD is the only one remotely possible for Jensen. That confirms Jared as JJO too.

nissivm said...

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Jared Padalecki? Long hair, great smile, legs that go all the way up to a killer ass?

Dear Not Toothy Enough:
Killer ass, yes, but he doesn't have as good of a deceiving smile as our boy T.T.

nissivm said...

Ted has emphasised JJO´s "concret/rock-hard ass" in both BVs about him. And now, he choses a question that brings up Jared "killer ass". Coincidence? Didn´t think so. And obviously the person KNEW Jared wasn´t TT, was just trying to catch some more clues. And Ted totally got that. And gave it away!

nissivm said...

Oh, and look at this one from september-30-2008:
Dear Ted:
Doesn't the CW pay their actors enough money? Why is it that four hunky guys from two of their shows have to shack up? Can't the actors afford their own spaces? Not that I mind, of course, who wouldn't want to live with Jared and Jenson or with Ed and Chase? Is my imagination pervier than the truth? What's your take?

Dear More Than Friends:
There’s no such thing as too pervy in this town, dear. These boys need to get a little more famous till we hear how close the roomie pairs really are.

nissivm said...

Looks like ´til then Ted still didn´t have heard much about Jared and Jensen. Whitch means both of their bvs have to be from sep-30-2008 to now. This narrows the picture quite a bit, uh?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I find your Blind Vices, Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream, most invigorating. They seem to have polarizing personalities. I suspect that Judas hasn't always been into guys, contrary to his BF. Am I right?
—Bipolar Bathtub

Dear Wet Det.:
Define always."

blurry vice said...

I agree this is looking more and more like Jared and Jensen.

No1uNo said...

The clues certainly seem to point to Jared and Jensen, but since that makes me sad (unless they made up and are all happy again now???) did anyone ever guess Bradley Cooper for this? He seems to have a better "pro resume" and his maybe-dating Jennifer Aniston would seem way more publicity whorish than anything J2 have done.

Jensenfan said...

I guess that I have totally misunderstood what being a fan means. Whether Jensen and Jared are friends or in love with each other is their private business. Everything that has happened recently has all but destroyed their relationship in my opinion. Jensen says he is moving out and getting his own place. A friend just told me they will probably not do Q&A panels together any more. That's the latest rumor. Leave them alone, guys. If you are fan and love them, leave them alone. Don't ruin their lives. That is not what being a fan is about. I like reading and writing the fan fiction as much as the next person, but this is not fiction. This is their lives. If this upsets you, then think about whether or not you are really a fan.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I want to hear more about JJO and DDD and less about Robsten. I hate the idea of Robsten, even though I am an avid fan of the Twilight series. I'm not in love with R.Pattz or anything like that, I just think people want them to be a couple for all the wrong reasons. People are confusing real life and fantasy. Rob and Kristen are not Edward and Bella, they are actors. Anywho, sorry, just a little rant.

Dear Jaded on Love:
Judas Jack-Off and his on/off love are finally being smart. Covert's the word more than ever (which, of course, I think is ultimately being pretty dumb, but whatever). "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Your silence on Judas Jack Off and DDD has been deafening. Don't you want to play with us anymore? Give us avid readers of these two Romeos' tales of bearded woe something to chew on, just a nibble, please?

Dear Forbidden Love:
They've both backed off, big-time—very boring, very Toothy Tile of them—I'm sorry to say. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why do you think Judas Jack-Off and Dingle Dream going more covert is ultimA.T.ely pretty dumb? I'd like to know more about your thoughts on closeted actors and how serious is this issue.

Dear ExplanA.T.ion:
Better to zip it than to fake it, every time."

Anonymous said...

I just talked with Ted from twitter

@theawfultruth IDEK if you'll answer me, but I'd like to know if Jared Padalecki is a Blind Vice ;D I love your column btw ^^

@nati_yachan hey there, yeah, he's been one before, for sure

Shamá said...

Good job, Nati! Could JJO identity be more clear than that?!

Suzanne said...

Although I'm not one to usually hop on and indicate someone in a BV and it was VERY difficult for me to consider Jared Padalecki as JJO, I do think I have something regarding Ted's answer about JJO & Michael C Hall sharing costars... MCH is costarring in a movie (Gamer, due in the fall) with Milo Ventimiglia, Jared's costar from GG...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are you prude or something? I didn't like the way you talked the other day about Twilight fanfics. I will give you a quick advice: Stay away from the Supernatural fandom. Wincest (Sam/Dean) and J2 (Jared/Jensen) fanfictions are way more subversive, violent and kinky than any Twilight fanfiction. They are all over Livejournal and no one complained about them. The writers included them in one episode of season four of Supernatural. But I guess all these people are just crazy deviant pervs to you since they enjoy reading hot steamy gay sex between two fictional brothers or between two real actors.
—Angry Fanfic Writer

Dear Whoa There:
I didn't rag on the fanfic, just the whole "it's okay for Rob to rape someone" thing didn't sit too well for me. So sorry I'm against sexual assault, it makes me super-prude, I know. Even though it was a fan in the crowd, how can you tell me that's not crazy? "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
First, I have to say that I totally fell in love with you. It's been months and, I'm completely addicted to your articles and Blind Vices. I don't know how I never came across your website before. Anyway, I was hooked thanks to the Judas Jack-Off Blind Vice, and I wanted to know if you have something new about him. If not, could you give us another clue or his boyfriend, Dashed Dingle-Dream?

Dear Jocking Judas:
Just that they're light-years ahead of Toothy Tile and Grey Goose, in so many ways."

nissivm said...

From Ted´s twitter:
@theawfultruth Any chance of that DDD Blind Vice you promised us? You're not another JJO, are you, reneging on a promise? :(
@niannah Judas and his man are def returning, got some newer skank candidates this week though! Straight ones, can you imagine?

Are the J´s with new beards?! What about Gen and Daneel?!

nissivm said...

Oh no, now i got it, the new skanks are for new BVs. But it´s great their new bv is coming soon!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Paris Hilton will be guest starring on Supernatural. I remember Jensen Ackles not being very nice to her in a recent interview. Any thoughts? Should I be worried? Should I expect to see paparazzi pictures of her making out with Jensen or Jared Padalecki?

Dear Don't Put It Past Paris:
Today's lesson: Never write "should I expect" and "Paris Hilton" in the same question. The answer will always be no. "

Stacey said...
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Stacey said...

Dear Ted:
Are you a fan of Supernatural? Just wondering if you're a fan of either one those two smokin'-hot guys!

Dear Burnin' Love:
Haven't given the show a proper watch, but the A.T. is definitely a drooling fan of stars Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. Almost as much of a fan as they are for each other!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your column and I absolutely adore your new doggie Charlie. After giving us Robsten, a couple of days back you pointed out to us the cuteness that is Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. I watched the videos you posted and must say, Jensen and Jared are adorable together. So I was wondering—how does Robsten compare to Jackles?

Dear Almost Equal:
Both duos are superhot in their own ways. But while we can rewatch Twilight for Robsten's award-winning Best Kiss, we don't get to see Jackles liplock onscreen or off. (Unless this drive-by lick counts?)"

Link here for video of the near-kiss between Jensen and JAred -

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Let's cut to the chase on this one: Is Judas Jack-Off on the big screen or television?

Dear Big and Small Screener:
Both, but definitely more one than the other."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles...You seem to be giving us snippets and off-the-cuff remarks. I was wondering is this too close to home or all in some of our heads? Best friends, bromance, romance, friends with benefits or just two guys who work together? I gotta admit I'll love them anyway. Honestly, I think that, like me, the majority of their fans will support them and think they're awesome either way. But curiosity is a bitch.

Dear Friends With Benefits:
But it's a little fun too, right?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So, switching to women, uh? Now good luck with that! You know what they say about all men being pervs and all women being nuts? So true. But anyway, I have a question: Is Judas Jack-Off more like Kellan Lutz (meaning a hunk from the very beginning) or more like babyface Taylor Lautner (meaning he hulked up later on)? C'mon, Teddy, I know you can answer that!

Dear Twi Man Mix:
He's a nice combination of the two of those hunks heating up chilly Vancouver."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you give us want an update on the status of Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle Dream's relationship?

Dear Unrequited Love:
Ain't what it was. Never will be, either."

justcurious said...

In regards to JJO and DDD I could swear a few months ago that you said they were still something like "nookie active" and now it sounds like you're saying that they "will never again be what they were" Am I right? Do you really think that they are over for good?

kcwin said...

I think Ted just means they are over the lovey-dovey phase and have moved on to a more cautious and realistic view of their relationship.

Matan4il said...

Or he could mean that they're still sexually involved, but if before it was a romantic relationship, now all that's left is the sex, because JJO realized he doesn't feel enough for DDD to risk his career for him, but the attraction's still there.

I hope not. I hope my interpretation is wrong and kcwin's is right because obviously, I'm in a pessimistic mood today when it comes to closeted young Hollywood.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Will Dashed Dingle-Dream ever get his own BV? Or is his whole relationship with Judas Jack-Off gone so boringly one-track that there's no reason for you to write BV about him?

Dear Don't Forget the Little People:
You don't see Grey Goose getting his own star on the Blind Vice walk of infamy, do you? "

justcurious said...

So you said that JJO is from Texas. Any chance you know where DDD hails from as well?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Hey boy, I'm really sorry to hear about the heartbreak, but you may be letting your heartbreak affect your work. It seems like you've gotten bitter and cynical and have begun to enjoy toying with us. Tell us, does Jensen Ackles have anything in common with Judas Jack-Off?

Dear Nice Try:
Who's toying with who here?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
After reading your article about Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush, I have to wonder what is up with those One Tree Hill ladies. Tell me, is Danneel Harris and Jensen Ackles' relationship comparable to Sophia and Austin's? And if so, would it be fair to say that Jared Padalecki is the Jake Gyllenhaal to Jensen's Austin?

Dear Telenovela:
Whatever you're drinking, honey, I want some of that!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Jensen Ackles Crescent Kumquat?
—I Think I'm Right

Dear Wrongo:
Think younger. And less attached."

blurry vice said...

to justcurious -

We are not TEd. If you want to contact Ted, send him an email. We are a gossip blog that discusses Ted's items.

Matan4il said...

Blurry_vice, justcurious said that Ted mentioned JJO is from Texas. Did he? If so, I must have missed it and I don't remember seeing it quoted here either...

Tania said...

It's been quiet here for a while, but I thought I'd comment, as I noticed something nobody else seems to have pointed out. And I'm bored at work... ;-)

I can see most people at the E! comments think JJO is JPad, but this Ted update from April (which someone else posted above) makes me wonder:

"Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver
Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars."

Now, folks have picked up on the 'costars', but how about the 'shrimpier'? If you take 'shrimpier' to mean smaller or thinner - and I don't know another way to take it - in what world is JPad the Ginormatron shrimpier than MCH?
The clue doesn't fit Padalecki at all. Nope, I don't have another guess, sorry, but that's my ten cents anyway!

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Tania said...

Good point. Gotta love that Urban Dictionary! ;-)
#1 doesn't sound quite right for JP (it sounds to me like it would describe an older person). As for #4 (which, hee!)- who knows? All I'll say is, if those two WERE a couple, that's one sex tape I'd love to see....

Tania said...

Ah, but wait! I found this:
"Dear Ted:
I have a feeling that Judas Jack-Off is Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia, who is having (or had, at any rate) a well-publicized romance with leading lady Hayden Panettiere. Could it be so?

Dear Hero Worship:
That is a fab guess, but sorry to say it's not Milo. Similar body types, though."

So Ventimiglia has a 'simliar body type' to JJO. And Milo is a little guy (I've seen him in person). Therefore I'm thinking Ted means the standard definition of shrimpy. The plot thickens!

How Ted loves to mess with his readers! I can just see him chortling and rubbing his hands together, as the hits on his site mount up. I bet he even gives contradictory clues. He first described JJO as gangly, yet now he has Milo's body type - it doesn't add up, does it? I call shenanigans! ;-)

Matan4il said...

Good points, Tania! What if Jensen is JJO and Jared is DDD?

Anonymous said...

jared is super tall so not "shrimpy" so what if JJJ is jensen and DDD is jared

Anonymous said...

I don't know at any more. The new blind vice about JJO doesn't sound like Jared or Jensen to me. That was definitely quite a curveball. But ted has confirmed that both Jared and Jensen have been in blind vice. I couldn't find any one that fit them like JJO and DDD. I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

Its Hayden Christensen no doubt!

Confused said...

It's so confusing. On 9/30/08 Ted said the boys needed to be more famous before we learned more about them. On 6/5/09 he confirmed Jensen had been the subject of a BV, and on 7/16/09 he confirmed the same for Jared. This last BV (about Judas the pilot) doesn't sound like Jared AT ALL. But I've been through all the BVs between 9/30/08 and 7/16/09, and J2 fit the JJO/DDD bits BY FAR the best. There are only a handful others for which they can't be totally dismissed, but still seem very unlikely.** Dunno. Maybe there's been a development we don't know about (one of the boys moved out, in w/ GF?), maybe Ted's being coy (maybe he just means when both JJO and GF are in LA at the same time?), maybe we all just totally read it wrong, maybe Ted's full of crap. I just don't get which BV(s) are Jensen/Jared if not JJO/DDD. Color me confused.

**After eliminating the impossible BVs, these are left:

-- JJO/DDD (4/10/09, 2/20/09) - BY FAR the best fit

-- Schlong Fenn (3/13/09) - Seems unlikely, but can't dismiss

-- Nevis Devine (7/3/09, 2/6/09) - Unlikely (hints at someone from "New Moon") but can't dismiss

-- Finnegan Furrow-Brow (10/3/08) - Unlikely (most likely Michael Phelps) but can't dismiss

-- Oded Good-Head (11/7/08) - Very unlikely (more likely a musical performer too), but can't dismiss (gay BV)

-- Wood Drop-Hint (5/15/09) - Very unlikely, but can't dismiss (gay BV)

-- Henry Skank (10/17/08) - Very unlikely (used to be a struggling funny guy, doesn't fit J2 bios), but can't dismiss

-- No Beave-Steve (3/6/09) - Very unlikely (Steve says no to beards), but not sure (gay BV)

-- Brain-Fry Noodlestein (2/27/09) - Extremely unlikely (probably Joaquin Phoenix) but can't dismiss for sure

-- Jerry Rock-Butt (7/10/09) - Could be Jared, but Justin Timberlake seems much more likely.

Matan4il said...

To Confused, wow! That's an awesome job, digging through the old BVs. The thing I'm thinking about right now is what if by "the boys need to be more famous before we learn more about them" Ted didn't mean that he didn't have a BV/s about them already? Though I have to admit, I can't see them not being a gay BV together, because they seriously are not indifferent to each other. There's the possibility that Jensen is JJO, even though it doesn't seem to fit 100%, but it does seem to fit better than any other BV for these guys. Lastly, I have to say that I find Ted possibly contradicted himself with JJO/DDD - saying that DDD is still not giving in to JJO in this latest BV (the 3rd), though he seemed to imply otherwise in a Bitch Back.

Matan4il said...

PS - Confused, you can take Nevis Devine off the least of possible BVs for Jensen/Jared, as Ted said he was from 'across the pond' (or something similar), which J2 most certainly aren't.

kcwin said...

I still think JJO/DDD is J2. Which guy is which is thrown up in the air, as it were, by the latest BV. That's as far as I am gonna budge until a better pair of guys is found. It's pretty futile to guess someone for JJO without naming a DDD who's at the same fame level.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
First of all, thanks for entertaining me. Second, I think Bob Harper (Biggest Loser) would be perfect for you. OK, let's get to the hot mens. I love Zach Levi, any juicy dirt on him? How about some more gossip on my fav Jensen Ackles. Thanks!

Dear Gay Love:
Bob's happily taken—but like where your head's at! And Zach and Jensen might be more obtainable? Think they're both a bit more and the randy side."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
After many months having to deal with the blind and incredulous, you and all the Robsten believers are finally getting the chance to say I told you so! And I'm sure it tastes sweet. Just wondering: Do you think we Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream shippers will ever have this opportunity of payback against those who think were delusional for doubting their oh-so-obvious heterosexuality?

Dear Typing in Code:
That depends on who you, and everyone, oh so surely believe JJO and DDD to be."

blurry vice said...

OK so we are doubting who JJO and DDD are now. Still not clear either way.
Anyway, was the letter above a hint about Zach Levi? Does anyone know mpore about him or who his costars are? Could he be either JJO or DDD?

Anonymous said...

Nope JJO and DDD are definitely the Jared and Jensen just had it the wrong way round. Jensen said at the con he wants to learn how to fly and base jump, sudden interest/hobby.Other clues from latest domesticated vice-2012 reference-supernatural apocalyptic story line. Mention of Mr JJ (2 J's, J2, Jared and Jensen) why not Mr JJO. I think Ted has intentionally put clues in to fit both Jensen and Jared to fit JJO or it would have been too easy until Jensen's engagement than all bets were off. Anything else I'm listed as Not Fooled under latest domesticated vice. Otherwise all other clues fit the J's down to a T.

imdb said...

Zach Levi is the star of Chuck and his main male co-stars are Adam Baldwin and and Ryan McPartlin. Both are married. Matt Bomer did have an recurring role, but the recent gay rumors about him also said he has a partner. Never heard of any gay rumors about Zach. Does Ted know something we don't?

Tania said...

but Jensen isn't shrimpy either, he's over 6ft. Definitely not a Milo type. (But then, nor is Hayden Christensen, the other popular guess! Though the naming does point at him - Judas/Christ is an obvious connection).

My main issue with the theory that this is Padackles - apart from the clues which don't work - is to do with the show itself.
Kripke keeps including jokes which tease the Wincest fans. The latest one seemed to be teasing the J2 shippers, too. I don't analyse the show much - I just let the pretty wash over me ;-) - but even I noticed it, as would anyone familiar with the season 1 dvd extras.

And there's my problem - if Padackles really were an item, surely Kripke would steer well clear of all the ‘gay’ jokes? Especially that last one, which wasn't about just their characters?
I'd love it if gayness made no difference at all to viewers and the media, but sadly, we all know that's not the case. So I can’t believe the CW would let Kripke put it out there like that if it was actually true.
Not to mention, it would be disrespectful and intrusive to the actors themselves.

angie said...

New here:) ok so obviously JJO and DDD are Jared and Jensen. It just has to be. I think Ted cannot clearly reveal whom it is, so he just throws us curveballs. does anyone know if he's ever (clearly)eliminated any one of them?

Anonymous said...

To angie.

Ted has not notted J2 as JJO/DDD.

However I always assumed that JJO was Jared and DDD was Jensen, however I am now thinking that it is the other way around. Either way it is a sad state of affairs. I want them to be happy.

Amanda said...

Found the site while Googling J&J. And have been boring my husband with each comment (I find each comment exciting but I love the show and both guys). So when the "shrimp" thing came up he grunted. Then when the Milo guy from Heroes was mentioned he asked me, "Which is Dean and which is Sam?" I explained Sam is Jared. He said Jared and Milo do have similar bodies. He said if both were playing football (the standard for everyone of my husband's comments), they'd be told to beef up but Jensen would be the right weight. I tried to get him to log on and he said, "I'm not writing about guys bodies." His loss. But "shrimpier" could mean that. Milo and Jared both have tiny waists. Loved the conversation and am bookmarking the website.

Anonymous said...

I think JJO/DDD is J2, and that they're both both, if you get me. Like maybe Ted mixed them up in the beginning or he swapped their names at one point.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Let's play a little game of six degrees of separation because, well, I've been having way too much fun on the Oracle of Bacon. How about we use Kristen Stewart as person No. 1 since you adore her? So tell me: Is Dashed Dingle-Dream's degree of separation with Kristen Stewart two? Thanks a bunch!

Dear Count on That:
Hollywood is a small town; these days I'm sure nearly everyone can be connected in two degrees of separation. But it was a clever attempt."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So now you're calling Dashed Dingle-Dream, Judas Jack-Off's ex-boyfriend? Tell me it isn't so! I know they've had their problems and that Judas needs to stop listening to what other people think is good for him and dump the beard, but I always thought that in the end DDD and JJO might be able to work things out. Is that even possible anymore? Have the guys that most of us around here hoped would last forever really gone their separate ways for good? And if that's so, how are they handling the breakup?

Dear Why So Sad?
Judas ditched DDO for the beard his management arranged and only went back to DDO for the down-low sex he didn't want from his leading lady. In my book, that's not exactly a fairy-tale romance, so I say good riddance to JJO. It's time for DDO to move on and get a new man who isn't such a jerk-off."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Danneel Harris follow Angelina's "mystery diet" or have David Hasselhoff's drinking habits? I'm asking that because I've been one of her fans for a few years now, but the content of her Twitter is disturbing for a 30-year-old hottie about to get married. Almost all of her tweets sound like they're written by an insecure 10-year-old schoolgirl.

Dear Freaked-Out Follower:
Don't send Danneel off to Promises just yet. The engaged babe told me most of the time she spends on Twitter is defending herself from Supernatural fans who keep giving her crap. Give the girl a break."

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Before breaking up (and from your BBs, I do assume that they have broken up and are done for good), were Judas and Dashed ever spotted together in public, like one of those bromances that are so common in Hollywood?

Dear On The Down-Low, Bro:
Sure they were, but I bet you didn't think anything of it at the time."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How about a new clue on my fave Blind Vice: Judas Jack-Off. If not a new clue, at least can you tell us if he and Dashed are still nooky active, or has 3-D finally wised up?

Dear Clued In:
Triple-D has made it very clear to Judas that the only on-the-sly sex JJO will be getting is the solo kind, thank heavens. I'm sick of watching DDD get played—now we just have to hope he can keep resisting that no-good ex of his."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
With the soaring popularity of JJO and DDD, I have to wonder if either is in the Blind Vice Superstar Gallery. Have they reached the B.V. infamy level yet?

Dear B.V. Superstar:
With all the attention the down-and-dirty duo has been getting, they're definitely becoming infamous. But with how sluttastic Judas is, I'm not surprised he's become such a hit."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of Grey Goose, Dashed Dingle-Dream and Barrington Bang-Me, who is the most famous, who is the cutest and who is the most chill?

Dear Three's Company:
Fame-wise, depends who'd you ask. Probably G2 right now. Otherwise, D3 is the cutest and BBM seems the most chill—though pretty close on all accounts."

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