Friday, March 5, 2010

Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!

New Ted today...


Blind Vice: Nevis Divine - And Boyfriend - Return!
Robert Pattinson Poster Print, 22x34You didn't think we forgot about one of our yummy Blind Vice favorites, did you? No, not Toothy Tile, but third time's the charm for Nevis Divine. He's back and skankier than ever!
Nevis, the undeniably sexy hunk with a bisexual past, has had a few serious and not-so-serious relationships recently.
Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him...
Introducing Barrington Bang-Me, an equally charming fellow, as well as an ex to the simply sinfully delicious Mister Divine.
Barrington is the same boyfriend Nevis was holding hands with and introducing around to Industry folks at a swanky party not too long ago. No shame for this boy-on-boy love story! That is, until N.D. started to get über-famous, leaving his less recognizable beau in the dust.
Sounds eerily like Toothy and Grey Goose, except Nevis and Barrington are far more open about their still-ongoing relaysh. Probably a good thing, too, don't you think? With that much booze, dope and nice donk involved?
Yes, B & N are certainly still doing it on the down low, which makes us question whether Nevis' leading lady is getting in on some threesome action. Or if she's just totally cool with her boy's wandering eye.
We're told it's the latter. 'Cause one thing's for sure: Nevis and Barrington aren't hiding from said girlfriend. Oh no, Nevvy will still screw whoever he wants, blurring all kinds of gender barriers.
And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab, eventually. Wonder which babe he'll choose once his head clears up?
And it ain't: Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick

For Nevis Divine:
Links to previous ND BVs : February '09 including a full list of who has been eliminated, and July '09.
Our top suspects for Nevis Divine: still Rob Pattinson

For Barrington Bang-Me:
As of 11/13/11 - Ted has eliminated William Beckett, James Franco.
Our top suspect for Barrington Bang-Me: currently Tom Sturridge

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.

302 comments:

blurry vice said...

Sorry for the delay folks. Also I just realized that I was spelling Divine "devine" all this time. I thought Ted was pulling a name change again and then realized it was me. Oops! It's fixed now. :)

Meghan said...

I still think it's Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturrige.

The Spie said...

Ah, Ted, ever so predictable. Remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned Ted timing his blinds? Well, one "allergic to vagina" remark, and here's Nevis popping up again. Wonder which Oscar winner will be featured next week? You know Ted has dirt on most of the nominees.

This pattern really makes me wish that Ted had bought into the Brangelina breakup rumors. If he had, then we could have confirmed AJ as being Fake-a-la, or, better yet, been given a big clue as to which blind Pitt is.

Emmy said...

I agree that Ted wants us to believe this is Rob Pattinson because honestly it's good for business for us to believe that. I don't believe it one second. Rob's totally smitten with Kristen and there is no way he would bring a ex around (male or female) and she be "cool" with it. It sounds good and I know Ted would love everyone he thinks is hot to be atleast a "little" gay. I'm kinda getting sick of it beacuse statistically there is no way this many people are gay in Hollywood. Homosexuality is like 2% of the population but 90% of celebrities are gay? I just don't buy it. I get that there are a lot of gay celebrities but geesh eveyone that's hot?!?! Come on. These blinds used to be fun but now I just kinda feel like he's full of crap. I feel sorry for the people he won't rule out because he's desperate for the attention he doesn't care that some have kids that can read.

luvia said...

This BV is clearly confirms that Rob Pattinson is Nevis.

He and Tom Sturridge have been photographed together everywhere lately:at tv shows, premieres, parties, out and about in London...

In his first Nevis Divine BV, Ted said that Nevis brought his boyfriend to a big Hollywood event; Tom Sturridge was Rob's date at the premiere of Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire.

Meghan said...

Emmy, you are very naive to believe that Robert is ~smitten~ with Kristen. I have heard it's the other way around- or more specifically, that Kristen is a stage five clinger. Rob and her hook up, but only when it's convenient for him aka when they're doing Twilight stuff.

if6was9 said...

I want to believe this is Pattinson and Tom Stu. The clues sure do fit.

I wonder, though, what to make of Ted`s pimping of Rob and Kristen in his blog. And what of the lesbian/bi rumors surrounding Kristen?

Any ideas, guys?

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Saleant said...

Yeah it's all Rob and Tom, and aside from the twihards no one would care, so modern. Tips: skankier - Rob's alleged hygiene; uber-famous (very few in that rank); Lainey just noted that KW was travelling with Rob and his bff, not the bff was travelling with Rob & KW. Also VF interview noted TS was staying in Rob's room 'on the couch', and TS can easily afford his own space.

Emmy - just as a tip the percentage is closer to 5% - its just that a career of putting on costumes and make-up and have people celebrate and accept you attracts far more gays than say steel working or construction. If you became a fan of builders you'd have no problems with them coming out. :)

Let's guess said...

Just because it annoys twilight fans--it's Rob and Tom...

TerriToes said...

Oh dear, mention on Rob being gay and all the little twi-hard's get themselves in a right flap. This seems a like a no brainer. Ted has never denied its Rob, even when asked alot! Rob, Tom and Kstew have been seen out together around london so possibly ties in with the whole 3 some thing. Kstew seems like a modern thinking girl so i'm sure she can handle Rob and Tom, maybe she has experimented herself. The truth is that if Rob has not admitted to seeing Kstew he is hardly likely to admit that Tom is his bf.

TheLastRealMan said...

This is clearly Bradley Cooper. He was photographed at an event getting extra chummy with a man. The beard is Renee Zelwegger...

duffgrl said...

Ted just gave a hint about Bradley Cooper's vice that it is related to "the internet"...which is a big hint that he is "Topher Hairy-Tuchus"!!!!!
I think this one is Rob Pattinson,too. Sorry Twi-Hards. I also think Kristen Stewart is Terry Tush Trade or Twyla babe Sucker.

blurry vice said...

Check the list of eliminated - Bradley Cooper was eliminated for this a long time ago.

Megan said...

Nevis Divine isn't gay, he's bisexual. I don't have any statistics to quote, but I'm guessing the precentage of the population that has at least one homosexual encounter in their lifetime is a lot higher than 2 or 5%. I don't think that these people featured in Ted's BV's are all 100% gay. Some are, I'm sure, but given his predilection for vague phrases ("getting it on," "hooking up," "doing it," etc) these people may just be experimenting sexually. There may not even be any intercourse involved, because I doubt even Ted knows EXACTLY what he means when he says someone is "doing it" it with someone else.

Ultimately, you can choose to believe what Ted reports, or not. I choose to believe it, just a less extreme version of it.

That said, recent photos and reportings point really strongly towards Rob. The only thing that throws me is the headed to rehab part, since I haven't read anything anywhere about Rob partying too much or being into anything really messed up. Also, I know that some poeple have looked into the word "Nevis" and used their findings to connect this to someone of English descent, well, no surprise, but Barrington is an English last name and also the name of a couple cities in England. Knowing that, Tom Sturridge seems like a good fit for Barrington Bang-Me.

J said...

I really, really don't think it's Rob Pattinson. I just have a really hard time with the fact that Ted has insisted over and over that Kristin Stewart isn't a beard and their relationship is genuine. If Ted's lying about that, which I don't think he is, why even post his blind vices? He'd be completely full of it. Other things don't add up for me that Nevis is Rob, either.

On a side note, I'm not at all a Twilight fan. I think the whole craze and "Robsten" is pretty boring. Even the real closet-case on that set, Taylor Lautner, bores me senseless. On another side note, whoever Nevis is, he seems to be the version of male bisexuality that moves further and further gay as time goes on. Just my two cents.

TerriToes said...

I don't see Kstew as a beard more a consenting participant. I thought I read somewhere about Rob enjoying himself a little too much with the pharmecuticals. Maybe i'm wrong all I know is i'm a real Rpatz fan (my facebook page bares the brunt of this) and if he is gay, straight, bi or anything else who cares?!! The guy has talent. Surely that is enough.

Megan said...

RE: J

I don't think the girl in this vice is a beard. Nevis clearly just prefers a non-monogamous relationship. Ted has said in bitch-backs that Rob and Kristen "make their own rules" and other likewise statements. I still think this could apply to them. The impression I've gotten from Ted is that they are free-spirited, young, and not deeply committed. I think Rob/Nevis could be in a genuine relationship with more than one person at a time, and that's the essence of this vice. That, and that this person is going to rehab.

It may not be Rob, but I haven't come across a better alternative yet.

J said...

Well, on Twitter yesterday, Ted said the person isn't the obvious choice. But I have honestly no idea what that means--Rob is sort of the prime suspect among a lot of readers, so Ted could mean that it isn't Rob. However, as I read his column, I think what he actually writes makes Rob seem unlikely, so... maybe it is Rob.

Ted refers to this girlfriend as a beard in this latest blind, so that's why I referred to her that way. There could be so many explanations for why he called her that (e.g., that's just how Ted sees her rather than that being the reality), but I do think Ted's actually very careful with his terminology.

I get that Ted describes Robsten as casual, but he also has called them monogamous. I don't think he'd outright lie to protect the identity of a blind, and he has said in so many words that he doesn't. I also get that people haven't really come up with any better guess. But as per the "And It Ain't" this week, I think it's someone on the CW. Speaking of which, why aren't those listed with the post on this site? It's part of Ted's article, I think they're pertinent to the recent round of guessing.

J said...

And It Ain't: Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick

Just following up with my last comment with this week's And It Ain't. All CW actors. Maybe that's Ted playing with us, but for now I'm reading that as a hint.

jittacatgirl said...

Yeah, I was looking at Callum Blue as this guy. He plays Zod on Smallville. British guy, he was Andrew Jacoby in the Princess Diaries II (I continually embarrass myself with my knowledge of terrible movies).

No idea who the boyfriend would be.

mo-mo said...

To duffgrl and Blurry Vice - no, Bradley Cooper was never eliminated for Topher Hairy-Tuchus. ??? Search on that BV. I updated that section (where we try to figure out that BV) with that recent clue. I def think it's Bradley Cooper.

For this one, it does seem to point to Robert P.

wanabRPsmom said...

"uber famous" young..
photographed a lot lately-w/leading lady KS and best boy friend TomStu.
RobPattinson...sigh!

old pictures of Rob and so then GF Nina included TomStu also.

Nevis no doubt is RP!

duffgrl said...

Mo-mo: read my post again, I wrote that Ted hinted last week that Bradley Cooper IS Topher Hairy-Tuchus, not that he was eliminated for that blind.

Blurry wrote that BC was eliminated for THIS blind, Nevis...

I was responding to the poster before me who thought THIS blind was ND.

luvia said...

It's TomBert (Robert Pattinson & Tom Sturridge).

Lately, they seem joined at the hip: Remember Me premiere, afterparty, tv shows, partying in London...

They have even been spotted buying underwear together!

Saleant said...

Y'also got to understand that Ted is part of Hollywood establishment.

These are blinds because when he comes across information that doesn't fit the official picture he has to spin two sides to the story, the official studio / E! side, and the unofficial behind the scenes hints. Hollywood is after all about image - no one in the industry would forgive a major journo for forgetting that.

Lisa said...

Made up blind from Ted. Or should I say another made up blind from Ted.

Sophie S. said...

If you think Ted's blinds are pure fiction then why do you read them and come to this site to discuss your guesses? I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm genuinely curious. Is it just Ted you don't believe or all blind items?

I'm not sold on Rob Pattinson, I actually thought this blind eliminated him based on Ted's prior comments about his relationship with Kristen. With that said, I dont have a better guess.

sarah said...

but in the last blind vice with nevis divine and his boyf from 09 tom sturridge is eliminated which means this couldnt be rob pattinson I emailed ted to ask to see if he would eventually eliminate rob but no joy.I dont understand the way he plays robsten up so much that this could be true

Jessica said...

Gerard Butler?

luvia said...

Ted eliminated Tom Sturridge for Nevis Divine. But he has never eliminated Rob Pattinson. Many robsten shippers have asked Ted to rule out Rob as Nevis but he has never done it.

Also many Robsten fans have asked Ted if Rob is gay. Ted's reply is very ambiguous: "Why? Would you love him less?"

I think that Ted only keeps pushing robsten because he knows that only the shippers give him more traffic on his site. Meanwhile, he posts these ND blind items to show what's really going on behind this 'romance'.

wanabRPsmom said...

Teds BB today:
Nevis is bisexual.
Reason he has a leading lady and best boy friend at any time!

jittacatgirl said...

From twitter:

Damn you Nevis Devine @theawfultruth.. I think I know who it is and I’m not happy. :(

@selinac22 don’t be so sure about this one, everybody, ain’t an obvious one, I can tell u that

luvia said...

Re: Twitter

Robsten is Ted's cash cow.

He doesn't want to piss the shippers (much).

wanabRPsmom said...

sad for Ted..:(

how much longer will the twi shippers stay on board before annointing another "it" gal or guy?

he had milked out the brangelina soo..pretty much done on that one!

jensen/jackles?...who are they?..."uber-famous"..Not!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your latest update on Nevis Divine, but I'm confused. You say Nevis's leading lady is his beard, and then refer to a possible threesome with her and his ex-boyfriend. Does this mean that Nevis's relationship with his "beard" is a real one? Would that really make her a beard? I thought women were referred to as beards when there is a PR agreement between the two, but no real romantic or sexual relationship.
—Cara

Dear Hairy Situation:
Just like the facial ones, human beards come in many different styles—think of the difference between Jon Hamm’s sexy scruff and Brad’s disgusting dud. Many DL stars have their lady around to cover their secret, but others are a little more open to some bearded lovin’—like bisexual Nevis."

jittacatgirl said...

I think it's very clear that Ted WANTS us to think it's Rob.

Can't tell if that is an indicator of a positive identification, or if we're clearly barking up the wrong tree.

wanabRPsmom said...

Ted pretty much Not-ted the young handsome HW newcomers as ND.

All he needs to do is to ain't RobertP and will kill this BV.

is TomStu...Notted as BBM yet?

sarah said...

sorry HW? Im lost can u explain? rob is the obvious choice for this and ted clearly said its not the obvious choice so we are obviously barking up the wrong tree here.

luvia said...

After milking Brandgelina, Toothy Tile, Jensen/Jared...right now, Robsten is Ted's one source of guaranted hits.

His last response ('N is not the obvious choice') is just because he doesn't want to piss the robsten shippers but this BV is clearly intended to be about Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge.

TomStu was Rob's date at "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" premiere and Ted has mentioned that Nevis brought another guy as his date at a big Hollywood event where they acted very 'couply' (read the first ND blind item) and now, Ted says that this guy is Nevis' boyfriend.

TomStu has been everywhere with Rob during "Remember Me" promotion and back in London, they have been recently spotted together at some party.

wanabRPsmom said...

to sarah:

meant- all handsome young in Hollywood (HW)newcomers. Includes RObertP..;)

Ted is clearly playing reverse physchology on Robsten and Nevis Divine.

Anw..who other than RPattz is 'uber-famous' category?

sarah said...

thanks for clarifying! :) to be honest I think ted is really messing with us...and he knows its gonna get more hits

Saleant said...

rofl - have to remind y'all that Ted does leak some real dish to reassure his underground contacts that he uses their information - but his main job playing the official publicity game is where the big money is - E! might seem small but their parent company just bought NBC and Universal - that's how big they are. That's why he'll always plays the official game AND the blind items. And that's why the blinds are blind, they're true but sensitive.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I read about your latest Nevis Divine scoop. I'm telling you, I pity the beard. What's wrong with her? And I thought Nevis Divine and his beard are doing OK, like having a solid relationship?
—Annie

Dear Sympathy:
Don't feel so bad for Nevis' beard—she's doing quite well for herself and, unlike most beard situations, she's actually getting some from her studmuffin. The two are definitely still into each other—it's just who N.D. is into more."

blurry vice said...

jittacatgirl - exactly... Ted tells us that ND isn't the most obvious guess. But never eliminated Rob P. So he is obviously OK with all of us thinking that RP is ND. Who knows who ND really is but Ted wants us to think it's RP. Whatev...

jittacatgirl said...

He wasn't ever notted, so I'm going to throw Sam Worthington back into the pot. He is only dating a stylist, which is not much of a beard in terms of publicity.

But he did previously date a costar. He's Australian. He's recently VERY famous with Terminator and Avatar.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nevis Divine an A-lister?
—Genie

Dear Status Check:
Depends who you ask. He's definitely well-known."

jittacatgirl said...

I guess maybe not SamW. Too beefy. Frick.

Ellie said...

In today's BB, someone asked if Nevis had been on regular television. Ted's reply was, 'I'm sure you've seen him on your TV before. Often.' I think this is another sign that it isn't RPattz.

wanabRPsmom said...

Ellie:

teds reply was very catchy. it made me think..hmmmm?

Teds reply can be - yes..ND was seen on your television before - as in movie re runs and or movie promotion interviews?

aye!! I am so hating Ted.

This BV will be revealed once this particular actor's fame begins to dim..watch. ;)

luvia said...

@wanabRPsmom:

Exactly. Ted's response is very catchy. Lately, Rob has been everywhere on television: The View, the Daily Show, Jimmy Fallon, etc...


Meanwhile, it's not a secret that Ted doesn't want to lose his cash cow (robsten shippers).

jittacatgirl said...

I still say that Ted has led and is still deliberately leading people to believe that it's Rob. It's not like we're picking up on subtle clues here.

Honestly, I don't know whether that makes him less likely to be the correct guess, or more likely. Something to think about.

wanabRPsmom said...

Lots to think about:

Rob..yes!
He is not helping us to diffuse the BV by parading his BBF all over the world with him...lately.

TomStu disappeared when he was heavy into KS. This worked so well for PR the 'Twi hards' & 'Robsten' were coined.

Second movie..Summit seemed to curtailed his availability and niceness to the fans and media. Back is TomStu's appearances...only this time KS is part of the group.

Lastly, Ted did not care so much for Rob in the beginning...just as the BV came out. He changed his tune because as what he said "he 'Rob' does things unconventional HW". Ted found something in Rob that he admired. What could that be?

Btw..does TomStu have a life of his own? No BFF of mine will be all over the world with me unless theres a special arrangement as manager. Its not like Robert is underage to be with an adult companion. Sure they were childhood BBF...yah sure. ;)

I could be wrong..this BV to me is very much - RPattz! :)

abigail25 said...

Ted's pointing us towards Rob P. because it get him the hits and it sure seems to be a fit, but he contradicts himself:

Ted says Kristen is not a beard and that they're the real deal; says Nevis never was in a movie with Reese Witherspoon when Rob was in Vanity Fair as her son (and in an upcoming one), and says that Tom Sturridge is "not even close" to Nevis.

I kind of like it, though. If it's RP it makes him a lot more interesting.

palasluna said...

I don't think KStew can accept to be a beard, that girl kicks ass!!come on!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm not really an animal person (blame being chased by Great Danes when I was 4), so I can't bribe you that way, but I am volunteering as a teacher in Kenya this summer—does that get me any points? If it does, answer me this: Is Nevis Divine older or younger than Channing Tatum?
—Pat

Dear Give or Take:
Except for the Nevis being more famous part, the roles these two actors play are generally in the same age group. Getting over your doggie phobia will get you more specifics!"

wanabRPsmom said...

KStew is a not a beard. She is the other BFF. ;)

BB today per Ted:
Nevis has the same body build as Adrian Grenier from Entourage.

Tall, lanky..hmmmmm. :)

fadafofura said...

I agree.Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturrige. Yep! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_qyiFH9xE&feature=player_embedded# (at 8:50)

Sweet Caroline said...

I am unconvinced that it's Rob. Ted said that Gerard Butler was an excellent guess, and GB and Rob could hardly be more different. Other details, not least of which is the Reese Witherspoon clue, simply don't add up either. He didn't hook up with Emilie de Ravin, and even if he did, who would they know in common that she would catch him texting? It's not Nikki Reed because they weren't filming Twilight movies in July, and it was a present tense use for a current costar. Besides, EVERYONE knows about that rift. And we know from the premieres and press of Remember Me that Rob and Emilie get along fine, no awkwardness there and it's not like they're the best actors to fake it. And he didn't pursue either Emilie or Nikki after a rift, as suggested in the BV - there's just too much that indicates that never happened. He's barely old enough to have 2 exceptions to a "long haul" rule. He wasn't drowning himself in boys and booze in early January, he was with Kristen and there were private photos of them holding hands. Rob is not crafty, at least not the way that Ted ever means it. I think Ted wants us to think it's Rob, and I also think he totally exaggerated the BV to make it a bigger deal than it really is. I don't think he cares about pissing off Robsten fans - there's really no reason for him to be so adamant about Robsten being monogamous and the real deal if it isn't true, he could still get people thinking so with a wink and cryptic remark if it wasn't true. I think it's that he knows if he "nots" Rob specifically, then hardly anyone will care who Nevis Divine is anymore compared to the buzz and hits it gets now. So instead he just drops a lot of cryptic hints that it isn't Rob but hey it could be, and waits for the frenzy. It's so not Rob.

vcgajardo said...

Okay, so R.Pattz CAN'T BE NEVIS DIVINE PEOPLE. He played a gay man in Little Ashes (Salvador Dali). Can everyone hop off the Rob is Nevis thing now? Geez people. Ted purposely doesn't "not" the celeb who the majority of his readers think it is. Let's move along now.

Dear Going Gay: While Nevis has never been to Brokeback Mountain, he's explored the more...complicated side of sexuality.

wanabRPsmom said...

Can't help but reply:

Read all the clues please.
Ted says Nevis is not gay but bisexual, reason for complexity. ;)

We all know Ted is going to milk this BV. He did not expect this BV or RobP become a big thing...

Does NOT matter if RP is bi or gay...he has charisma to maintain popularity. instead, The kid needs more acting lessons to make it bigger and longevity in the business.

Rest my case. :)

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skay23 said...

According to Ted's answers in B-back, Rob did not have a blind vice as of Dec/08 but did by April of 09. Someone went through all of them last spring, and when you eliminate the BV's that Ted "notted" him by name for, and eliminated the females and married people, ect the ONLY two left were Bart Farts A Lot (used cocaine to lose weight) and Nevis. Bart is Seth Rogan. Nevis is RP and Tom S is the bf. Ted did not eliminate Rob today by the Brokeback answer. Dali never consummated a gay relationship- thus Ted's response- Nevis/RP did explore on a film a complicated sexual relationship...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would you categorize Secretia Ohio's figure as curvy or stick thin? Also, is Nevis' beard also playing for both teams?
—Nico

Dear Hot Bods and Horny Beards:
I wouldn't describe Secretia as neither—she tends to fall somewhere in the middle. But my, my what a sexy figure she has. As for Nev's lady friend? She's open minded, to say the least. But you would be too to put up with Nev's scandalous ways."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You well know that a lot of actors in Hollywood (who aren't gay) have played gay on the screen. It's almost a rite of passage in their pursuit of fame and glory. Russell Crowe, Jake Gyllenhaal, Will Smith, Robert Downey, Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, and Al Pacino all come to mind. What about Nevis Divine? Does he have his gay cinema bona fides (and I'm talking about on the screen, not in the trailer with his co-stars)? Or is it still too early in his career?
—Mike

Dear Going Gay:
While Nevis has never been to Brokeback Mountain, he's explored the more...complicated side of sexuality."

literal_chaos said...

I try not to pay attention to the comments on Ted's board, because some of those people are obviously insane, and honestly I'm more convinced of this being Pattinson than every before.

The recent bitch-back with all of those Nevis questions, almost all of them pointed to Rob in my mind.

Nevis not being in Brokeback Mountain but exploring the "complicated side of sexuality" seems like a perfect nod towards Rob's role as Dali in Little Ashes. He and Frederico never actually have sex, they kiss twice and attempted to have sex but Salvador stops because it's painful. Sounds like the complicated side of things, to me. Then he called him "dazzling", which is exactly what he is in and out of the Twilight world lol :)

iqenigma said...

Sorry Sweet Caroline, the booze and boys comment came after KS returned to the US. Ted has stated before that he sometimes deliberately leads readers away from the correct ansswer. It looks like Rpatz but the Reese Witherspoon comments are a problem. Ted also stated in a BB section that Rob was not adverse to doing boys. He said it about the same time as the Nevis Divine blind vice. Hope that helps.

Sarah said...

It's the "not even close" to the Tom Sturridge guess that makes this one feel off to me. If this is Rob, then you pretty much couldn't GET closer than to guess TomStu. Makes me feel like Ted had someone else in mind when he wrote the first BV, but has led it back to Rob now that he's gotten more famous.

palasluna said...

Nevis is Orlando Bloom

Bel said...

I really believe that Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturrige could be lovers. They are always together. He is pictured with him all the time, airports, nights out, leaving, arriving, shoping, staying together in hotels. Actually I think Nevis/Rob is completely gay.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was curious if you knew when there was going to be a Robsten reunion? We won't have to wait until they start promoting Eclipse will we? I really don't want to see anymore solo pics of the dynamic duo. OK, that's a lie. I'll take Rob any way I can get him, but Rob and Kristen together...so much better!
—Murph

Dear Reuniting:
You'll have to satisfy yourself with R.Pattz solo for a while—the duo probably won't make a public outing until Eclipse press starts. But once that yummy moment happens, you know they'll be everywhere together.

Dear Ted:
Let's suppose that a certain actor or actress is a true card-carrying bisexual. If they had a significant other, would you ever refer to their "other" as their beard?
—Steph

Dear Beard Technicalities:
Bisexualities in terms of beards is kind of a gray area. Say a stud is dabbling in both sexes—sure, his "beard" may get some loving that both would enjoy, but if he prefers his dude other half, then I would still consider the gal a beard. No matter if there is behind-the-scenes doinking involved. Is that too confusing, Steph? (Imagine living this way.)"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I adopted a puppy my cousin rescued from a lady on a street corner in Oklahoma. We were not looking to have a dog, but he's become a wonderful member of our family. With that said, how about some more info on Barrington Bang-Me? Is he bisexual like Nevis, or is he only into dudes? Also, what does Barrington think about Nevis' beard? Is he OK with Nevis getting girl nooky on the side, or does he want Nevis all to himself?
—Sarah

Dear Bisexual Boys:
BBM has been far more subtle about his sexuality, but I would definitely say he's not opposed to experimenting with the ladies. And that's why Barry isn't totally put off by Nev's beard. I'm sure he wants Nevis to himself—who doesn't?—but he's realizes he needs to play the beard game to get any Nevis nooky. Follow me?"

Sarah said...

Rob had a 3-year relationship with a woman before he did Twilight. Since he wasn't famous enough then to need to bother with a beard, I have a hard time believing he's gay. He could be bi, but honestly, I mostly think Ted's just regurgitating a lot of the Twilight fandom jokes/speculation.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm the proud mama of a rescue rottweiler named Phoebe! And trust me, she's a handful! Perhaps you could answer me this: Is Nevis Divine a moley dude? Because a Nevi is a mole. It might be reaching, but since you're so clever you never know!
—Katherine

Dear Academia:
How very scientific of you and way to be creative. But can't say the dude's skin is any more molier than any other folk."

J said...

Could Nevis be Ewan McGregor? Ted recently said in Bitch Backs that Ewan's blind vice was a big one. Recently, he also said that Nevis had moved from alcohol to drugs, and Ewan was a confessed alcoholic. I don't know if he's ever actually said whether Nevis is married or not, so that could exclude Ewan, but it just pinged my radar.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said Nevis Devine was headed to rehab, for what, drugs or alcohol?
—Nana

Dear Gateway:
Don't drugs quickly follow alcohol when you're in that kind of lifestyle? Already have with our naughty Nevis."

blurry vice said...

J- I was thinking the same thing abot Ewan McGregor. I thought he was eliminated for this but I checked the list and he never was.

Hmmm....

J said...

blurry - I did more reading, and regarding the BB you posted last week about the mole - Ewan had surgery to remove a cancerous mole from his face as well. Now that the mole is gone, he certainly is no molier than anyone else...

kindermusik said...

Sorry Folks, Ewan cannot be Nevis. After "One Moon Glow BV" in a bitch back, Ted stated that Nevis is legally a bachelor. Ewan is and has been married for several years.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000191/bio

The Spie said...

J: when Ted said that Ewan's BV was "a big one", I thought that Ted was referring to the size of his...well, you know. Ted has said straight out that Ewan's packing serious heat down there, and it'd be obvious that his size would be at least mentioned in his BV. At first, I thought that he was a candidate for Harkness Hose, but then realized that was a no-go. Now I'm wondering how well he fits for Pussy Gabor.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b175848_whats_deal_with_
robs_traveling_tee.html

- about how Rob shares his t-shirt with both Tom S and Kristen

blurry vice said...

kindermusik - thanks... I was looking for something like that and couldn't pinpoint that info for some reason.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Regarding your Robsten shirt story. Well, it only justifies our Nevis Devine theory. Non? Much love from Montreal, and if I may suggest, could you pretty please make every week a Robsten birthday?
—Rita

Dear Divine:
And the theory is...?"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b176051_bitch-back_are_secret_romances_way_go.html#ixzz0kzDR7fqK

12delo12 said...

Nevis is Chris Pine. All clues fit him. My only problem is who is his Barrington? If he is Zachary Quinto, then who is No-Beave-Steve?

jittacatgirl said...

12delo12 - Ted said that Nevis has a "continental" accent and has mentioned on numerous occasions that he is NOT American.

12delo12 said...

Catgirl - Chris has a wonderful continental accent in Princess 2 and in real life. His accent came from Leeds and it was mentioned by Pine's fans and colleagues.

Ted said many different things but I couldn't recall him telling that Nevis is NOT American. Nevis is easy with his sexuality "as Europeans" (English degree and Leeds), spend equal time between Europe and US (promo tours), plays guitar and sings, dated his co-stars, got heavy make-up for the movie, wasn't in the movies with Reese, etc. etc.

In short, Ted is telling only 50% of truth in his BVs. And he is not interested in people making right guess for his BVs. So, Pine is as good as Rob (at least for now).

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's the status of Barrington Bang-Me in Nevis Divine's life now? Is he friends with Nevis' beard or does he secretly hate her?
—Mary

Dear Whoa There:
I never said Nevis had a beard per say."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said "I never said Nevis had a beard per se" in a B.B. yesterday. However, in a B.V. from about a month ago on Nevis, you said: "Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him..." That looked like a beard per se to me. So, could you please clarify this for us: Is Nevis' GF his beard or the real deal, and how does she get along with the ex-BF? Are they perhaps more of a triad than a couple? Because that would be...interesting. Anyhow, you're probably going to get tons of crap about this, sorry about that, don't let it get to you. We B.V. sleuths are kind of obsessive about the clues you give, and the beard comment from a month ago about Nevis seemed like a big clue.
—Agusta

Dear Caught!:
Nevis and his lady have a quite...complicated relationship. And as always with beards, there's different levels. Whereas folks like Toothy Tile have a top-notch, no-nooky gal, Nevis's sometimes-GF is in-the-know and in-the-action, but it's still up in the air who he prefers: this babe or his boy. We should all have problems like this."

Vero said...

Dear Ted:
So, is Nevis Divine Jude Law? Am I in the right ballpark, at least?
—BB

Dear Divine Intervention:
Not quite, but Jude Law and Nev definitely share at least one significant quality

Vero said...

Dear Ted:
I know Rob is not Nevis from all of your clues, and everyone would know it too if they would just pay attention. I think it is Cam Gigandet, what do you think?
—H

Dear Wrong-O:
Sorry, babe, but Nevy isn't quite as ripped as sexy daddy Cam. Good guess though—actually, really good guess.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b177452_which_vampire_gives_
better_bedhead.html

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b177715_pattinson_vs_skarsgaringrd
_round_2.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm the proud mother of three rescue dogs, all gorgeous and all spoiled. My question is regarding Nevis Devine's girlie. I gather that she's been the star of her own BV but is she into girl-on-girl action as well? Love your column...read it all the time!
—Josie

Dear Lady Love:
I'll just say this, to be down with Nevis's sexy shenanigans, the babe's got to be pretty open minded, right? And she is. Very."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've got two questions: First, are there secret cabals of gay powerful Hollywood types who sit around deciding the futures of up-and-coming gay/bi actors? Second, do you think/know if the likes of Toothy, Crescent or Nevis go to the same private parties? I can picture them sitting around comparing notes on the latest Awful Truth. Thanks for making my workday less painful.
—J

Dear Two-For:
Toothy, Crescent and Nevis definitely run into each other during certain Hollywood to-do's, but they don't exactly run in the same crowd. And yes, people actually get paid to decide when and when not (which is usually the case) their stars will be permitted to join the human race and declare their sexuality."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just wanted to say that, congrats to Robert Pattinson for being named one of Time magazine's "100 Most Influential People in The World!"
—FF

Dear Rob Fan:
And People's Most Beautiful People, too—Rob is doing something right. But then we already knew that, didn't we?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
We sadly lost one of our rescue dogs two weeks ago when he was hit by a car, but it gives us the opportunity to save another from death row. Can you advise if Nevis is getting very close to needing rehab? Is Barrington Bang-Me still hanging around? Thank you.
—Josie

Dear Bi-Curious:
Nev's definitely cleaned up his act (publicly) of late and eludes rehab once again. And of course, Barry is still around; the two are totally into each other—why would he skip town when he's got a stud on call? Would you?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nevis Divine capable of sublimating his same-sex desires and actually able to commit long term to a girlfriend? Is he primarily straight and has just dabbled with guys in the past?
—Penny

Dear Stumped:
I think Nevis is more about people's minds than bods. Guaranteed he'll dabble with whomever he finds interesting, be it guy or girl. I don't think Nevis is gay, how ‘bout that?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of Grey Goose, Dashed Dingle-Dream and Barrington Bang-Me, who is the most famous, who is the cutest and who is the most chill?
—TB

Dear Three's Company:
Fame-wise, depends who'd you ask. Probably G2 right now. Otherwise, D3 is the cutest and BBM seems the most chill—though pretty close on all accounts."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Have Nevis Divine and his current leading lady/beard/girlfriend called it quits? And is Nevis getting back into harder stuff than just booze these days?
—CN

Dear Naughty Nev:
No and no."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nevis's girlfriend bi-sexual as well?
—Tara

Dear Lady Lover:
She's been known to experiment from time to time, but not while hanging with the randy ‘n' yummy Mr. Divine. Really, who really knows what that chick is, but does it matter? She sure is having a good time!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who do you think Nevis prefers more nowadays: his lady or his guy on the side? Do you think Barrington ever gets jealous of Nevy's girl? Does he want a more full-time thing? I hope this all ends happily, but I see some possible drama in the future.
—H

Dear Hard to Tell:
Could go either way for unpredictable Nev. As for BBM, I'm sure he's none too thrilled with the current sitch, but he knows the deal and isn't the jealous type. Don't worry about these folks though. Things won't blow up. They aren't your typical Hollywood stars that way."

Lisa said...

Hi blurry vice,

I'm starting to think we have this one wrong. An article Ted just posted clearly states that Rob does NOT have a drinking problem. And this BV makes it clear that Nevis DOES have a problem. Why are you so certain it is Rob? I'm starting to think it's Orlando Bloom, not Rob.
Cheers.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm a rabid Robsten fan and pretty much lose my pants every time I see Robert Pattinson. However, his slightly less-than-impressive abs in New Moon made me want to throw his ass in a gym! Will Summit make him buckle down before all of the pillow-biting action in Breaking Dawn?
—Sarah

Dear Bulking Up:
Don't count on Rob becoming a gym rat like Tay-Tay. While Taylor's main claim to fame in these flicks is his bod, Rob's got his underused acting chops to fall back on—oh, and his hair, duh.

Dear Ted:
My precious pooches send mucho love your way. Just wanted to know how the lovely Nevis Divine is doing and where he finds his conquests. Does he "date" fans, or does he just have a standby when needed?
—Josie

Dear Nev Now:
Yummy Nev's doing pretty good, but more importantly, looking really good. As for those "conquests," Nevis isn't looking for any new love right now; he already has a steady BF and GF in his life and that's more than enough. And yes, he "dates" mere mortals, on occasion."

Lisa said...

Ted notted Orlando Bloom today. Seems like this really must be Rob! It's strange though since Ted always says Rob & Kristen are monogamous. I'm starting to think Ted made this whole BV up.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Nevis Divine and Terry Tush-Trade know each other intimately?
—Katie

Dear Erotic Emphasis:
You know, I can italicize words, too."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I believe, based on your great info, that Robsten are in a committed, monogamous relationship with each other. However, they also realize the rest of their professional lives are being made or broken at this very point in their careers, and, therefore, they are placing a lot of emphasis on their careers right now. Romantics want to believe this is a great love story, and I get that, but I think these two are very practical for being so young and understand the Industry enough to know that all play and no work doesn't make a Hollywood success. Do you concur?
—Annie

Dear Perfection:
Couldn't have said it better myself. Well, actually, I think I already have."

monogamous?

katrina said...

Dear Ted:
How do Rob and Kristen "define" their relationship? I am so confused now. At first it seemed very real, and now not so much.
—Dictionary.com

Dear Bookish:
I would look under the V's and check out two entries: "very chill" and "versatile."

(From the B*tch Back, June 24th)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why does Nevis Devine's guy "friend" get a name, while his girl "friend" doesn't? Isn't she worthy of a Blind Vice name?
—Feminist Fan

Dear No Name:
But that relaysh is so boring. At least when compared to Nev's steamy affairs with Barrington."

Kimstyle said...

That made REALLY question that this is Rob....

Ted is freaking in love with "Robsten", and I don't think he would ever describe them as "boring"...

steph148 said...

I agree, Kimstyle, but I suspect Ted's just trying to throw us off. Again.

For me, the dead giveaway that this is Robert Pattinson is that it's the only BV that even remotely fits him (or for which he hasn't been notted) between the time Ted said he wasn't a BV and when he confirmed he was. There's no way around that, and Ted knows it - that's why he throws curveballs at us every once in a while.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In the past, you've stated that Robsten have been in a monogamous relationship. Lately though, you've mentioned they both seem to be "so" not the jealous types, and you describe the relationship as chill and "diverse." Am I right to think the terms of their relationship may have changed somewhat, or has their relationship always been multi-faceted?
—Katie

Dead Nitpicking:
Remember, doll, these two play by their own rules and aren't as concerned about defining their relationship in the same strict manor that Robsten-addicts want them to. That said, they are very much in a solid relaysh. It's always been unconventional, that's why it works!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think Nevis Divine will ever find his way or is he just a little boy lost in the middle?
—Liebe

Dear Poor Little Nev:
You're going to make my cynical heart break. Nev is doing just fine these days. Still conflicted about his love life, of course, but otherwise he's shaping up. For now."

Vero said...

Dear Ted:
You said that Nevis Divine's relationship with his "girlfriend" is boring, especially compared to his relationship with Barrington. Why? No heat? Is she truly a beard in that sense? Is she untalented? Unfriendly? I always thought he used to be with Barrington and now just uses him when the GF is away...I am so confused!
—Brandi

Dear Good Grief Gal:
It's not boring on it's own. She's definitely not a beard, and sure, she's friendly enough and über-cute, but when you compare it to Barrington there's just not as much passion. But Nev isn't using either of the two, let's be clear. He's just conflicted on who he's into more.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b189615_bitch-back_which_friend_fairing_best.html#ixzz0tU7gjrds

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that Nevis Divine's relationship with his "girlfriend" is boring, especially compared to his relationship with Barrington. Why? No heat? Is she truly a beard in that sense? Is she untalented? Unfriendly? I always thought he used to be with Barrington and now just uses him when the GF is away...I am so confused!
—Brandi

Dear Good Grief Gal:
It's not boring on it's own. She's definitely not a beard, and sure, she's friendly enough and über-cute, but when you compare it to Barrington there's just not as much passion. But Nev isn't using either of the two, let's be clear. He's just conflicted on who he's into more."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What do you think of Rachel Bilson and Tom Sturridge becoming a couple? Did they get along while working together in their new movie Waiting for Forever? I think they would make quite a cute couple, don't you?
—Melia

Dear Kissing Costars:
While they would be totally adorable, no doubt, I see the duo being better pals than BF and GF. Not all costars are instant bedroom buddies, M—in fact, even the ones who say they're doing the dirty often aren't."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You guys are totally gung-ho over Rob Pattinson, but my friends and I were talking about the huge similarities between him and Orlando Bloom. Both are very gorgeous, broke out from a huge franchise, and have a huge female fan base. But I haven't heard anything blockbusterish career-wise from Bloom, and in four short years he went from A-list to mid C-list. So does R.Pattz have the same fate as him, post-Twilight? Or am I not seeing something?
—R

Dear Pattz Peeves:
It all depends on you and the box office, natch. Considering that Rob's non-Twilight films (except Harry Potter, duh) haven't done all that great...Well, let's not say anything just yet. His star is red-hot right now—let's hope it stays that way."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does any of the gossip you hear ever get boring even though it might be fascinating to your readers? Out of these B.V. subjects, who do you find the most and least interesting to write about? Toothy Tile, Crescent Kumquat, Judas Jack-Off, Grey Goose and Nevis Divine.
—Meg

Dear T-town Twist:
To answer your first question, I stick with those celebs who are relevant currently and making goss worth gabbing about, that way it doesn't get boring for me or you. As for the Vices, I'd say I'm mucho intrigued by Cres and Nev and the ways they're exploring their sexuality. None really bore me, but T2 hasn't exactly been causing any trouble lately. Care to fix that, Tooth?"

vcgajardo said...

Dear Ted:
Do Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson and Tom Sturridge have a polyamorous relationship? Do they see other people outside said relationship or are they exclusive to each other only?
—C

Dear Three's Company:
Yes. Rob and Kris broke up and now K.Stew is swapping spit in the club with her new BF (who just so happens to be Rob's BFF) while Rob is poolside banging every bikini babe he can find. That's what's in the tabloids, so it has to be true, right?


I'm pretty sure this proves that RPattz and TomStu ARENT Barrington and Nevis. Lets find someone else to pin this on - MOVING ON.

J said...

vcgajardo: I'm not exactly on the Rob-is-Nevis train, but I don't think that BB excludes him, because Ted doesn't say anything about Rob and Tom being together while Kristen plays with someone else. If, like some are saying, this blind is getting too easy, he could have said that to throw people off, since it was dripping with sarcasm.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson and Tom Sturridge have a polyamorous relationship? Do they see other people outside said relationship or are they exclusive to each other only?
—C

Dear Three's Company:
Yes. Rob and Kris broke up and now K.Stew is swapping spit in the club with her new BF (who just so happens to be Rob's BFF) while Rob is poolside banging every bikini babe he can find. That's what's in the tabloids, so it has to be true, right?"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b190615_bitch-back_peneacutelope_javier_too_hot.html#ixzz0trYwB6Lf

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Barrington Bang-Me have a girlfriend and/or beard? Or is he not in the closet? Do you find him bangable? Does Hollywood?
—Gal

Dear Closet Case:
BBM is definitely not out, but he's not as concerned about his sexuality as some of these other D.L. fellows. As in, he doesn't feel the need to have a chick by his side at all times to prove how straight he is. And yes, I do find the dude quite dapper."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b190738_rob_takes_ciggy_
breakmdashwhats_on_his.html

Heather said...

I stated in the TTT comment section how I had gone through the blinds to make sure Rob couldn't be any other vice besides Nevis, but after seeing the comments today, I thought I would show it definitively. Sorry about how long this is going to be. :)

12/23/08 Dear Ted: 
Please don't tell me Robert Pattinson is so far gone already. I have such hope for him. I guess the drinking would explain why there is a lack of women associated with him. Well, I might as well take the next step and ask if he has already been a Blind Vice? 
—Janie, Chicago
Dear Patty Please:
 No Vice yet. And he's not close to being far gone, no worries, dear.

Every single vice from 12/23/08-4/2/09 (according to this site AND the E! site)

12/26/08 Smokey Shooter and Mimi Kitten (a celeb couple trying to have a baby)

1/9/09 Crescent Kumquat
Rob notted here:

Dear Ted: Crescent Kumquat's (from One Spoonful of Spice Blind Vice) behavior sounds a lot like the activities you've been reporting on Robert Pattinson, although I'm really hoping it's not. Love to you and your A.T. team!
—Lacey
Dear Say It Ain't So: Fear not, Rob isn't C.K., but right chiseled jaw and freshly shampooed idea.

1/16/09 Lloyd Boy-Toyed (original vice from Sept, 08...rob wasn't a vice at that time.)

1/21/09 Desperate Housewives Bonus Blind Vice

1/23/09 Prius Crotch-Catch (female)

1/30/09 Crawley McNugget (pint-size playboy, public womanizer, on TV)

2/6/09 Nevis Divine

2/13/09 Schlong Sleaze-Wad (married)

1/20/09 Judas Jack-Off (Rob AIA'd for this one)

2/27/09 Brain-Fry Noodlestein (a heroin addict who is throwing his career away and skeeves people out wherever he goes)

3/6/09 "One Franchise Fagola Blind Vice" - No-Beave Steve
Rob notted here:

Dear Ted: Is One Franchise Fagola Rob Pattinson? Come on, we know you want to tell us.
—Etrockstad
Dear Wrong Franchise: And wrong B.V. for Pattinson, babe.

3/13/09 Schlong Fenn (everyone knows he treats women horribly and he pays for prostitutes)

3/20/09 Bart F*rts-a-Lot (this is the only one that could even possibly be Rob but if you go to the Bart blind on this site you'll see it's Seth Rogen. Ted has hinted at this many times. also, Rob was never a chubby actor who had to lose weight to not be laughed at)

3/27/09 Twyla Babe-Sucker (female)

4/2/09 Dear Ted:You keep alluding to the idea that Rob Pattinson has such a racy history. How could he—he's only 22! However, that causes me to ask you the same question about Rob that I asked a number of months back: Has Rob been a Blind Vice?
—Janie Dear Young Rebel: Ever heard of Drew Barrymore? Babe was getting drunk and high before she could drive. Quite possible, hon. And the answer to your last query is affirmative.

I actually kept going through the blinds till July 6 when Rob was confirmed to have his own vice and guest starred in another. There is no vice from April 2nd to July 6th that he could have starred in. Feel free to check it out for yourselves.

I realize it may be difficult for some Robsten lovers/Twihards to accept but, whether or not everything in the blind is true, Ted wrote Nevis for Rob. There's just no other blind he could be. And since Ted has said Nevis's "girlfriend", Kristen, is also bi-sexual, it follows that she would be TTT. That and the fact that all the other candidates for TTT have been eliminated.

Just the facts...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In your opinion, who's more likely to come out first: Toothy or Nevis?
—Sam

Dear Neither:
But if I had to pick, I would say—gasp—Toothy. Again, though, don't count on either happening anytime soon. Maybe by the time his offspring reach college age."

blurry vice said...

Heather - thank you for that analysis!!!

BTW, can you give me the link to the bitch back where Rob was said not to have had a BV yet? If you have it, thanks.

I believe the "guest starred in another" was the Twyla Babe Sucker one. (IF TBS is Kristen... if not, then I dunno).

blurry vice said...

Heather, thank you for providing the letter, I was able to find the link to the bitch-back. I just needed verification of the date.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b74594_bitch-back_prop_8_cant_stop_hate.html

Heather said...
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Heather said...

No problem! It was fun, actually. Thank YOU for letting me write such long posts on your site! :)

TTT also has a "guest star" so assuming Kristen is TTT then Rob could be the guest star in that one. Both TBS and TTT have other people mentioned that didn't get a moniker in the blind.

My guess is Rob, Jackson, and Kellan are the guest stars in TTT, TBS, and JBJ. We know Rob guest stars in one, and when Ted was asked about Jackson having a BV Ted said, "He hasn't starred in his own B.V." (4/28/10), and when asked the same about Kellan Ted said, "Not directly, no." (9/22/09). The only other Twilight BV, Rocky Trailer, didn't have a guest star I don't think.

I think I've mentioned it before, but, thanks for having such a well organized site!! I'm sure you know doing searches at E! can be a pain.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b190822_five_things_you_need_
know_about_rpattz.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How does Kristen really get along with Robert Pattinson's friends, like Sam Bradley, Marcus Foster and especially Tom Sturridge? Many wonder if she's tolerated rather than liked. But I'm not so sure. Is she liked across the board with them, or do some like her better than others. Do they approve of her?
—Rosa

Dear Gal Pal:
She's definitely tight with TomStu—otherwise all those friggin' rumors wouldn't have started—but she's well-liked by the whole Pattinson posse. Kris is like one of the guys when she's with them, and they like how chill she is."

amanda_pellegrino said...

"Dear Ted:
Have you seen Vanity Fair starring Reese Witherspoon?
—Jen

Dear Sneaky Bitch:
Nope."

Doesn't that confirm that Rob is Nevis Divine?

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b191076_bitch-back_leonardo_dicaprio_father.html#ixzz0uE3Wu1kB

J said...

I feel lost. How does the Vanity Fair question confirm Nevis = Rob?

Heather said...

Shortly after the first Nevis blind came out someone asked Ted if Nevis had ever worked with Reese. Ted said no. Everyone thought that notted Rob because technically he worked on Vanity Fair with her, though his scenes were cut. And some said maybe Ted made a mistake because Rob wasn't actually in the movie.

Recently someone asked if Nevis and Reese had filmed a movie together and Ted said "I haven't seen one". It seems like it was his way of correcting his earlier mistake because even if he had seen the movie, Rob wasn't in it. But Twi-hards take it as further proof that Rob can't be Nevis.

I don't think the answer from today says anything because whether or not Ted saw Vanity Fair, Rob still worked on it and his scenes were still cut.

To me it would be like someone asking if Rob had ever worked with Brad Pitt. I would say no confidently without going to IMDB because I know what movies Rob has been in and none starred Brad Pitt. But what if when Rob was younger he had a no-line part in Troy that no one commonly knew about? It's the same thing here.

Ted made a mistake. And he has recently corrected it but some people don't want to accept it because that has been THE thing they hold on to to prove Rob isn't Nevis.

J said...

Thanks, Heather! I figured the way Ted answered it (and addressed the asker) that it was something big, too. Now I understand!

The Spie said...

Heather: I did the same analysis you did in the original Nevis thread (without seeing yours here, and without reprinting the AIAs), and came to the same conclusion. Rob has to be Nevis. Any other BV from that period that he fits, he's been AIAed for. Hope you don't mind that I actually verified your work independently, but that's what science is all about.

Heather said...

Well, if you did it first then technically I was verifying your work! :)

Actually a few months ago, when I decided to really try to figure this Nevis thing out, I came across another site that said someone had gone through all the vices and discovered there wasn't another one Rob could be. That's when I decided to see for myself. So, they were probably talking about you. I can't remember the site though.

Like you say, because this is more of a science, to me it doesn't matter what Ted says about Nevis at this point. Unless there was some freak thing that happened where a vice went missing both from this site AND the E site, there's just no other vice for Rob.

But I have to admit, having it be so clear does take some of the fun out of it. Oh well. :)

Holley said...

I don't think this is Rob for quite a few reasons. It is pretty much out there that him and Nikki did hook up. If you read the other vice the Miss Costar and ND never actually hooked up. Also Ted in no way would love the KStew/Rob relationship if he was sleeping with someone else (male or female). And when he describes the beard as uber-cute, that is not a description one would use to describe KStew. I think he gets a kick out of having us think it is Rob. But if it was, there would be very little Robsten love on his website. It doesn't add up when you really get into the clues. I think we should go back to the drawing board.

The Spie said...

Holley: myself, Heather, and a person at another website a number of months ago did go back to the drawing board. We have a clear statement from Ted on December 23rd, 2008 that Pattinson wasn't a BV. We have a clear statement from Ted on April 2nd, 2009 that Pattinson was a BV. This means that his BV had to have been published for the first time between those two dates. The only BV that fits Pattinson in that period that he wasn't AIAed for was Nevis Divine. You can read Heather's analysis in this thread or mine in the original Nevis thread. Neither Heather nor I knew that the other was doing this. We independently came up with the same result. That is what is called in the science biz "proven".

Sorry if you can't take it, but it's true. Pattinson is Nevis.

Holley said...

I think Rob was eliminated when Ted said that Rob and Kristen were in a monogamous relationship. If Rob is bi don't worry I can take it. I am no Twihard and don't care either way. Just saying when you read the clues about ND then read what Ted has written about Rob & Kristen then it doesn't add up. A lot of others tend to agree as well on here.

Holley said...

I think Rob was eliminated when Ted said that Rob and Kristen were in a monogamous relationship. If Rob is bi don't worry I can take it. I am no Twihard and don't care either way. Just saying when you read the clues about ND then read what Ted has written about Rob & Kristen then it doesn't add up. A lot of others tend to agree as well on here.

Heather said...

Holley, Ted just recently said that there are some vices he's "dying to reveal" and there are others that he makes "sure to throw you off of". Nevis is one of the latter. For obvious reasons. This is why there are several clues that seem to point away from Rob. But none of them ever "not" him.

IMO, you are assuming or reading into it if you think Miss Costar and Nevis never hooked up. Ted never said that. He simply said Miss Costar thought more of whatever it was than Nevis. She got "clingy". Interestingly enough, when asked about Nikki's vice Ted replied that it "wasn't totally her fault". That would fit with Miss Costar, who's only crime was being more into a guy that he was into her. And since Nikki's been eliminated for all the twilight blinds, which other blind could she be?

I'm not sure where you get the idea that Ted wouldn't love Robsten if they had other things going on. This is Ted we're talking about, after all. And when asked recently about his previous remarks about R/K being monogamous versus his more recent statement about them being "versatile" he said: "these two play by their own rules and aren't as concerned as defining their relationship in the same strict manor that Robsten-addicts want them to." That's a quote from Ted answering a direct question about whether or not Robsten is monogamous or more "chill" and "diverse". Without totally revealing the blind, I'm not sure how Ted can be any more clear.

I think the main reason Ted writes about Robsten as much as he does, and in the manner he does, is because they are his current bread and butter. Most of his readership are loyal Robsten-believing Twi-hards. He would never do anything to offend them in his regular column. But to assume that he would find a gay affair between Rob and Tom a little more interesting that the "low-key" and "under the radar" (his words) relationship between R & K....isn't far fetched. It's totally reasonable when you consider who's doing the writing.

As far as the uber cute thing, if you think that's enough to not Rob from being Nevis...not sure what to tell you. I, personally, find Kristen VERY cute. :)

And, of course, like The Spie pointed out, none of this changes the fact that from the time Rob was said to not have a vice until the time he was confirmed as one, there's no other vice he can be.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am very curious about Nevis Divine's other halves. What is the relationship between his beard and Barrington Bang-Me? Do they know each other, like each other or even better, do the beard and BBM "like like" each other (if you know what I mean)?
—Kay

Dear Bang-Me Bestie:
They know each other, sure, Nevis keeps a close circle. But don't get things twisted, Kay, BBM and Nev's lady friend aren't getting it on behind Nev's back—they're both far too into the bisexual superstar."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said, "Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are together. It may not be in the conventional sense we're all used to (trust, they're hardly a normal couple), but it is what it is." So...what is it? Care to elaborate?
—Leigh

Dear Unorthodox Lovin':
Well, for starters, do you and your significant other spend most of your time filming on opposite ends of the country?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think Nevis Divine is a bad person because of how he treats his girl and his guy, stringing them along when they both want more from him?
—Sampson

Dear Divine Mess:
I don't think so. All of his conquests know exactly what they're getting into, and they're smart enough not to hold it against Nev."

Amy said...

I agree that Rob is Nevis There is not another actor that comes close,but you will never convince the twi-hards of that-only the people that are not shippers can see that rob is nevis. but I don't buy for one minute that Nevis/Rob is "bi". I believe that Nevis is "gay" totally .

Do you think Ted would EVER be able to confirm Rob is Nevis?Can you imagine how much trouble he could get for exposing the world most famous hearthrob as being gay? My guess is that he will never formally confirm or discard Rob as Nevis.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
Who do you think is the cuter couple, Robsten or Zanessa? Also who do you think will last longer? I'll bet on Zanessa.
—Alyson

Dear Watch Your Back:
You're about to unearth the fury of a horde of Twi-hards with virtual pitchforks. Better go and hide—and make room for me, since I might, might, be able to be talked into making bets on Zac and Vanessa. Even though Robsten are so much hotter, and hotter for, each other.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I am new to your blog, but me and my two rescue mutts, Wendy and Peter Pan, are now hopelessly addicted to the A.T. and your Robsten coverage! I was going through some of your old Robsten articles, and I stumbled across a post where you basically admitted that Robert Pattinson does a fair deal of flirting/hooking up, and that Kristen is basically OK with it. This is just so shocking to me. It completely contradicts my image of Kristen as this fierce, strong, independent woman. I cannot think of anything less romantic than this setup, and so I have to ask: Is it still going on? And if so, when is Kristen going to hook up with Taylor Lautner or one of the myriad other men lined up for her attention? This makes me want to kick Rob's ass!
—Three Pissed Bitches

Dear Former Bad Boy:
Wrongo, babe. You can tell Wendy and Peter Pan that any playboy antics Robby was up to were pre-K.Stew. And can you blame him when every gal in the world (let alone Hollywood) is throwing herself at him?

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I was a Robsten believer, but now I find it hard to believe that they would go this long without seeing each other. They seemed like they were crazy about each other and always found a way to be together. So now I'm thinking something had to have happened. What do you think?
—AW

Dear Hello!
It's the 21st century, everyone! Welcome, I'd like to introduce you to this crazy invention called a telephone! And we have webcams too! And like a gajillion other electronic gadgets that people keep in touch on when they know they have to be apart for work. Also airplanes!

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I try to understand you, but I can't! You always said, "I believe in Robsten," and now you are saying they'll break up? Do you believe more in Zanessa than Robsten? Seriously? Zanessa seems more PR (sorry all fans) but Robsten? They seem be very private people. Why do you think they'll break up? Please can you explain to us? Everyone is asking why you change your mind.
—KS

Dear Calm Down:
Two things, love: First, I never said I thought that Robsten would break up (at least imminently). I just said that, between the two couples at this moment in their relayshes, Zanessa seems more plausible in the long run, but who the hell knows? Secondly, I never changed my mind, sorry.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
You stated that Zanessa seems more plausible than Robsten, and when I read that my heart broke. I was a Robsten believer from the start when people were skeptic and I am pulling for them still today. Please tell me your reasons behind Zanessa being more "plausible" than Robsten.
—Faye

Dear A to Z...anessa:
Suffice it to say there's moolah at work, not just heart strings.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
What's more annoying? When Robsten are out in full force and people complain to you endlessly about how much you post about them, or when Robsten are MIA because of their jobs and people constantly ask you if there's "trouble in paradise"?
—Ange

Dear Not So Fast:
Nothing about Robsten annoys me. I adore them. That should be grotesquely apparent, at this point.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
Hate to say it, but I feel like you've been skirting around Robsten questions lately. All of your answers have been very vague, as if you don't really know what's going on with them (i.e. breakup rumors). Are you giving us formless answers because there may actually be trouble in paradise, are waiting to confirm it before you let us know or is it because they are fine but there's not much to report?
—Conspiracy Theory

Dear Conspirator:
The answer is No. 3, and I'll bet my hat that you'll ask the same question again. Am I right?

aya said...

Dear Ted:
Just curious: Does Robsten's "break" include permission to see other people? Or was it never that kind of committed relationship in the first place?
—Gotta Know

Dear Open Relationship:
Rob and K.Stew are going to be so busy shooting their next flicks that I doubt they'll be looking for love in their downtime. And don't worry, R.P. and K.S. aren't into swinging, the Twilight duo's strictly monogamous.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I just want to comment that your coverage of Robsten is shamefully the best! I'm a closet Robsten fan (I think it stems from my love of the books and Edward-Bella romance). Keep up the dirty...I mean, good...work!
—Robsten Enthusiast

Dear Come Out of the Closet:
There's no shame in loving Robsten! Two of the sexiest young stars in Hollywood starting a sizzling romance? Who wouldn't be a fan?

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I have a hunch that Robsten is all fake. I've heard rumors about both of them playing for the other team and that both of them are bearding for each other.
—Mook

Dear Hunch Gone Wrong:
Bearding? Please. Their fire for each other is the real deal.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
Obviously Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. But you've linked him in the past to Nikki Reed and Megan Fox. Also rumored is that he hooked up with Leighton Meester and Katy Perry. So my question is this, is Rob much more of a womanizer than any of us realize?
—Emily

Dear Man Meat:
Well, the Rob and Leighton rumors have been debunked, but that doesn't mean Rob hasn't been quite the ladies man—he's definitely not as scared of the lady bits as he may joke, that's for sure.

aya said...

Dear Ted:
I'm a big fan of you and Robsten. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart look like they are crazy in love with each other. My question is, who is more in love for the other? Is Rob for Kristen or Kristen for Rob? Because looks like it is Rob who is more in love. Kristen looks more distant.
—Isis

Dear Love Rating:
They're both totally committed to each other—why so adamant about declaring a winner between them?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What the hell is going on? Recently, Kristen Stewart went out with Tom Sturridge to a concert without Robert Pattinson. Then, she went to Canada to film her new movie, On the Road. At that time, Tom went missing. Now, Tom and Kristen are photographed together in Canada. I repeat, what the hell is going on—Tomsten?
—Stacy

Dear Canuck Upchuck:
First of all, have we mentioned lately how much we heart TomStu? Adorable, don't you think? Hopefully we'll be seeing a lot more of him soon (and with what we hear from some big-wig studio execs, we're sure we will). But jeez, Tomsten are pals after all, with or without Rob. You all are taking it the wrong way. If there was trouble with Pattinson and Stewart, surely Rob's BFF wouldn't be hanging with Kristen. Follow? Can't a friend visit a friend without starting a storm of rumors?"

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b195198_rob_snuggles_kristen_on_set_in_montreal.html

monika said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b195886_rob_kristen_fly_homemdashwith_paparazzi.html#ixzz0wysnUiea

reddevil said...

Fans Expose Robsten's Posh L.A. Love Nest

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196189_fans_expose_robstens_posh_la_love_nest.html

reddevil said...

Dear Ted:
When Nevis Divine, his GF and his BF are all together in the same city...who do you think usually ends up with Nevis behind closed doors? I can only assume he's generally with his girl when the paps are around. But who lights his fire more when the shutterbugs aren't privy?
—Hannah

Dear Bi the Bi:
Well, when that happens it's kind of split. Nev has done the nasty with both, of course, and picks depending on his mood. We totally root for Barrington though; they're so adorable together! Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late.

reddevil said...

'Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late.'....well that just eliminates RPattz completely now, if some of the previous clues weren't enough for some people...in the midst of Montreal loving and Bel Air love nest/another secret place, which Ted has reported on as well, plus all the 'obsessed' love for Robsten from Ted, this goes against RP as ND theory. So many obvious clues against, time to start thinking outside the box

talia said...

i was never sure that it's about rob... bitch-back confirmed that now!

monika said...

THIS IS the closest Ted is going to get to not Nevis as Rob, these three have been hanging out together very publicly recently and the fact that the love nest is Robsten's and Tom may or may not have been staying in the guest house means they have had a lot of time together recently.
R/K/T in LA, then in Montreal (all those kissy R/K pics from there that confirm they're together, which Ted has been squeeing over), now Rob and KStew back in LA, in their secret place, that even Ted has mentioned. Ted loving and obsessing over Robsten together etc
Ted is NEVER going to outright aint Rob because it will negate half the fighting and comments on his site, you know it's a hit magnet.

monika said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b195498_finally_rob_kristen_photographed_in.html

Thank goodness for the wicked combination of Robsten's increasing nonchalance and the paparazzi's wizardry. Together, they've joined forces to provide us with this juicy shot of the much-rumored romance that we've all but confirmed for you for the past, oh, two years.

Robsten worshippers, celebrate!

Nonbelievers, suck it!

And be sure to keep your eyes peeled for more deets on this most luscious of lip-locks. The festivities have just gotten started, dolls!

monika said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196369_truth_lies_ted_globetrottin_gossip.html

monika said...

Rob rented this place before he started filming Water for Elephants, but it's not his main hideout with Stewart. Oh, no. Those two are much craftier and have another secret spot for their rendezvous, which we, of course, would never reveal.

Time to pack up and get out, Robsten! Or else just keep this place for party time. Sure is fab enough.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196189_fans_expose_robstens_posh_la_love_nest.html

monika said...

Dear Ted:
I've followed you the past two years, and I'm so happy you can finally tell all the Robsten nonbelievers to suck it. After seeing the pictures of them making out and Tom Sturridge idly standing by I have to wonder, do I smell a Daffleck (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck?) bromance!? These delicious boys and K.Stew are always together, and I can't get enough of it!
—Texas Girl

Dear Boys Only:
Duh, doll! Where the heck have you been? If anyone knows anything about TomStu it's that he and Rob are BFFs. But uh, if R.Pattz is Ben and Tommy is Matt...that makes Kristen Jennifer Garner? That's not very nice, Tex!

not 'always' but whatever

monika said...

After visiting girlfriend Kristen Stewart in Montreal this past week, Robert Pattinson hopped a flight with our fave babe and they headed back to L.A. yesterday.(...)

The couple kept busy in Canada, with Kristen on set practically every day working (and Rob visiting her most of those days). But they still had time for mucho fan photo ops, a few dinners with friends and Stewart's costars, and of course some make-out sessions.

So what now?

Clearly R & K have changed their media attitude to "we don't give a f--k anymore" and we love it!

(...)As in love as we are with Robsten, we would hate for this to happen, so good thing that it's not true. The phrase work hard play hard was invented for a reason!

Like those rumors that Rob was distracting Kristen by visiting her up there are bull.

"Rob supports that girl and her career 100 percent," says a source close to the couple. And we can assure that is vice versa too.

So while the couple continues working on their other projects before Breaking Dawn production starts up in November, you can bet there will be many more (albeit we assume more private) date nights ahead here in L.A.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b195886_rob_kristen_fly_homemdashwith_paparazzi.html

Aleksandra said...

Ted's a big Robsten shipper, as he has said over and over again. He deffo roots for them. He has shown that much.
Today's ND clues are against Rob as Nev.

sarah said...

I agree I think he knows we think nevis is rob and has wildly thrown us off the scent today and he also said before in a previous bitchback not too long ago that the vices that we think are so so obvious we couldnt be more wrong so im really doubting rob as nevis now.

Aleksandra said...

Or Ted's just fucking with all of us, in which case he's a fucktard who should be ignored, but I doubt he'd dare piss off his biggest following which is Robsten fans, they're giving him the most hits, he may stir the pot with them from time to time but it's never anything big. He'd not do as much as root for anyone else so straightforwardly. It's clear now it's not Rob.

sarah said...

I agree I def dont think its rob from his last comment about obvious blind vices and his comment today kinda confirms its not rob

monika said...

@sarah

his tweet to a Robsten fan where he specifically said the right guess for ND is NOT the obvious one should have settled the case, since Rob seems to be the obvious guess, he is NOT the right one.

Heather said...

Sorry, but no matter what kind of thing Ted says to appease Twi-hards, until he says, "Rob is not Nevis", he hasn't been notted. All Ted said today is "NOT SURE how much bedroom time...". I'm confused how you all take that as "absolutely NO bedroom time..." but whatever.

But lets assume Rob's not Nevis, okay? Look further up the page at my post from July 17 that goes through every single vice since Ted said Rob didn't have one and then said he did. The only other possible is Bart Farts-a-lot. If you think Bart is Rob then you probably think Kristen is Twyla right? Well...

April 15, 2010:

"Dear Ted:
Is Bart Farts a Lot in love with Twyla Babe Sucker? Love to the furbabies!
—Scat

Dear Weird Combo:
Uh, not that I've heard, dollcakes. Now that would be a weird pairing."

Sorry, but if Rob is Bart, Kristen is definitely not Twyla. And that would make her TTT. We all know from the TTT blind, both her and her S.O. are bi-sexual. Being a lover of all things gay, Ted would never, in a million years, pass up the opportunity to write a bi vice about Rob. So we would have seen a 2nd Bart installment at this point outing him as liking guys too.

Ted recently said there are some vices where he purposefully throws people off. Nevis is one of these. And it's obvious why. Someone already stated it today: "but I doubt he'd dare piss off his biggest following which is Robsten fans, they're giving him the most hits"

No one can argue with the fact that there's no other vice Rob can be. That will remain true despite what misleading answers he gives in his BB's.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've followed you the past two years, and I'm so happy you can finally tell all the Robsten nonbelievers to suck it. After seeing the pictures of them making out and Tom Sturridge idly standing by I have to wonder, do I smell a Daffleck (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck?) bromance!? These delicious boys and K.Stew are always together, and I can't get enough of it!
—Texas Girl

Dear Boys Only:
Duh, doll! Where the heck have you been? If anyone knows anything about TomStu it's that he and Rob are BFFs. But uh, if R.Pattz is Ben and Tommy is Matt...that makes Kristen Jennifer Garner? That's not very nice, Tex!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
When Nevis Divine, his GF and his BF are all together in the same city...who do you think usually ends up with Nevis behind closed doors? I can only assume he's generally with his girl when the paps are around. But who lights his fire more when the shutterbugs aren't privy?
—Hannah

Dear Bi the Bi:
Well, when that happens it's kind of split. Nev has done the nasty with both, of course, and picks depending on his mood. We totally root for Barrington though; they're so adorable together! Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late."

alex said...

Basic reading comprehension. Let's break it down.

"When ['when' italicized * read that as the BF * GF aren't often in the same place [Stewart and the BFF are often photographed together] that happens it's kind of split

We totally root for Barrington
[um, yeah, like Ted hasn't been champion cheerleader of Robsten to a beyond annoying degree] though;

they're so adorable together! Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late [Um... have to be living under a rock not to know that Pattinson was chilling with BOTH of them for a week in Montreal and before that in LA, and what 24 year old would not be gettin some from one of his sources if he had access?].

alex said...

@Heather

The right answer is not the obvious one as Ted has tweeted to one of his Robsten followers, she was so sure she knew who he was and was not happy about it, he said that she shouldn't be so sure about this one, the right guess is not the obvious one. And since most think it's obviously Rpattz, it's not him.
Ted keeps him as red herring.

So Ted is appeasing to his following? Saying all kinds of contradictory things? Then he is full of crap, no credibility whatsoever, as he actually has proven wrong time and time again.

Every person with common sense knows BVs are mostly made up. Little truth, lots of fanfiction. Just blind gossip that can't really be proven. Don't take them all too seriously.

Heather said...

@alex

"and what 24 year old would not be gettin some from one of his sources if he had access?"

I don't know the answer to that subjective question. And neither do you. What I DO know is there's no other vice Rob can be. You read subjective clues and make assumptions. I look at tangible facts when they are available. That is the difference between us.

The "obvious" answer is, again, subjective. What is obvious to one is not obvious to another. You are reading into it what you want it to be.

No, Ted does not appease Twi-hards by saying contradictory things. He appeases them by writing lovey-dovey articles about Robsten and then telling them what they want to hear (sometimes) in the BB's.

If you think the BV's are made up then why are you on a site where the only purpose is to discuss BV's? Let me guess. You are a diehard Robsten Twi-hard and want to protect Rob's good name? Something like that?

You (and others here) are emotionally involved in this guessing game and you let your feelings guide you. I'm just looking at the facts. Namely, the fact that there's no other vice Rob can be, given the timeline.

And, no, I don't necessarily believe what's in the Nevis blind. Ted is prone to exaggeration. I think everyone knows that.

alex said...

Ted's been rooting for Robsten for ages, even when no one else did (his obsession with Robsten has become really irritating), and he's a huge Kristen fanboy, he would not be rooting against her, and even if he were, he'd not speak out about it in such an ostentatious manner.

Heather said...

Sorry alex, but, IMO, you're reading into things again.

Ted never said that he was "rooting against" Nevis and his girlfriend. Ted is a gay man who is passionate about gay men being who they are and not hiding. It is clear why he would "root for" a bi-sexual thing to flourish. It doesn't mean..like at ALL...that he doesn't root for the girlfriend too. Based on his previous comments, it's obvious Ted thinks someone can be bi-sexual, have more than one partner, and be happy. You and I may not agree but Ted's the one writing this stuff. You are assuming because he is rooting for BBM he is automatically rooting against the girl. Not the case.

Here's a BB answer people seem to ignore:

Dear Ted:
In the past, you've stated that Robsten have been in a monogamous relationship. Lately though, you've mentioned they both seem to be "so" not the jealous types, and you describe the relationship as chill and "diverse." Am I right to think the terms of their relationship may have changed somewhat, or has their relationship always been multi-faceted?
—Katie

Dead Nitpicking:
Remember, doll, these two play by their own rules and aren't as concerned about defining their relationship in the same strict manor that Robsten-addicts want them to. That said, they are very much in a solid relaysh. It's always been unconventional, that's why it works!

Ted writes what Twi-hards want to see in the articles and he writes what he really thinks in the blinds. And he strikes a cord between the two in the BB's.

But I'm all ears (or eyes) for anyone who wants to tell me what blind is Rob's if not Nevis. I never seem to get an answer to that question. :)

alex said...

@Heather

facts? what facts? There are no facts when dealing with BVs.

And it's actually you ignoring some clues (out of convenience?) and making assumptions based on other ones. You are guilty of reading into things however you want just as much as anyone else is.

Writing what they want to hear?

Well like I said that just proves he's no stranger to twisting/manipulating/making stuff up. He will stir the pot when it's convenient for him, when he knows he will get many hits. If anything he's appeasing to all sides.

He makes many mistakes with all his BVs (can't keep up with his own stories), plus makes so many contradictory statements, just goes to show there's little truth to what he writes.

I treat BVs for what they are, unproven gossip, entertainment. I don't take them seriously. I've followed Ted long enough to realize he has little to no credibility. He could say R/K are getting married next month and I would laugh it off as another example of Ted's BS 'reporting'.

reddevil said...

If the BV's were true then Ted wouldn't have to lead anyone "away" when they got close. He can't be sued if what he is saying is true. How do you think Perez has gotten away with outing guys like NPH and Lance Bass?

Heather said...

@alex

"I look at tangible facts when they are available"

This statement refers to the FACT that from the time Ted answered a direct question and said Rob wasn't a blind (Dec 23, '08) to the time he said "affirmative" to a direct question about whether or not Rob had a blind (April 2, 2009), there is only one blind he can be.

You can scroll up to the post that goes through all those blinds. And for an even more thorough discussion about it, you can see the Nevis thread at the E message boards.

Also, I haven't ignored any clues at all. I have looked at every single one and none of them not Rob. That, combined with the fact that we have two dates where his vice falls between, and the fact that it's obvious out of those vices which one is his, makes the answer simple to me.

And there is nothing in any of my posts that say I take Ted's BV's as anything other than gossip. Not sure why you're trying to infer that I take them "seriously". But I find it funny that some people will read the blinds and when they get uncomfortable they will say, "Well, Ted's just full of crap anyway!!". As for me, if I found out that Rob wasn't Nevis, it wouldn't bother me one way or another. I'm just following all the clues in front of me.

reddevil said...

Rob=red herring, he provides Ted with so many hits, of course he'd use him, otherwise no one would give a damn about this BV.

The ND story has no justification. There's not a chance in h*ll this kind of situation would last more than a month, it would implode very easily. This kind of stuff can only exist in fanfiction, but in real life? No way

Heather said...

@reddevil

It's not all about getting sued. He doesn't want to lose his loyal Robsten readers, which would happen if he outed Rob and/or Kristen as bi-sexual.

Also, he writes BV's for a living. If he revealed them all then what would he do next? He needs to keep things secret as part of his job. Plus, he's said numerous times that he doesn't out people. So, of course if people were guessing too close to the answer, he may try to lead them away.

But the REASON he leads people away on some vices isn't the most important thing in this discussion. The point is...he does it.

And since you are 100% sure this blind is all made up, then you have no problem admitting it's Rob, right?

reddevil said...

Ted ruled him out today (though he did that on a number of occasions before), it's as closest as it's going to get, he won't do it directly, wants to keep up the fighting on his site.

reddevil said...

He loves pitting the hardcore Robsten fans against everyone else, bet he just sits behind his computer and laughs his ass off. Must be great entertainment for him.

reddevil said...

@Heather

sure, he might have written Nev for Rob, though it's quite obvious he didn't, and since he conjured it up in his imagination, who cares either way.

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reddevil said...

@Heather

and errr example
two football teams play a match, you can't root for both of them to win you know. You have to choose a side, one team wins, the other loses.
If he's rooting for one, he's automatically rooting against the other. And since he's always been such a huge Robsten shipper and KStew is his favorite so...

Heather said...

If you don't care either way then...why are you posting on this particular thread?

Nice analogy but it doesn't fit the situation. A sports game is something that has a definite amount of time played, a score, and a winner/loser. Human relationships are not so simple. I'm sure Ted would agree with me and he's the one writing the blinds.

Guys, again I ask, if it's so obvious Ted didn't write Nevis for Rob, then just, real simply, tell me which vice is his.

reddevil said...

today's BB implies ND hasn't had time for his GF/BBM lately, and has not been getting it on with them much. Montreal just last week (it's here where the world has finally got the long awaited money shot), LA b4 Montreal and now, Bel Air house, some other secret place anyone? Ted has reported about all of this and then some. That clue nots RP, you can't get around that.

aya said...

oh please Ted has also said Rob hooked up with Nikki Reed and Megan Fox, and is quite the ladies man, while other times that he's not a flirt without KStew.
He will say whatever depending on his mood, but he's been consistent with Robsten being together.

Heather said...

Ok, this is my last attempt at reason.

Ted has tried many times to lead away from Rob is Nevis (and Kristen is TTT, for that matter). He does it so that he doesn't upset fanatical Robsten readers. I agree Ted's statement today IMPLIES something but you have to consider Ted-speak (as with all his clues) and what he really said: "Not sure". There was nothing definitive about his statement, unless you want to read into it. Which he knows some people do, and that's exactly why he made it.

So, yes, I can "get around" today's clue. Can you get around the actual tangible fact that given the timeline, there's no other vice Rob can be? If you can't address that problem I'm going to have to bow out of the debate because it's going nowhere.

aya said...

Also he's repeated a million times that Rob and Kristen are solid and committed to each other, how could they be if at least one of them were fucking someone else on the side? Think about it. This situation has no right to exist in real world.
Tom adores KStew it shows.....If anything from Ted's BVs was true, the thing would have imploded ages ago, and we would not get to see Tom and KStew hanging out together at concerts, Tom being friendly and very protective of her, Rob and KStew getting cozy, kissing right in front of him etc

oh and BTW Tom has a girlfriend, she is not a celeb, her name is Stephanie, nickname Nettie, there's lots of private and not private photos of them on the net.
And there's many accounts from people who saw them together, people saying they were very affectionate with each other and acting couple-ish. His friend actually confirmed he has a GF a few months ago at a music event they both produced.
So if anything in the BV was even remotely true, it's a love rectangle, not triangle lol

aya said...

@Heather

well if we're getting anything from todays clues is that Ted is clueless

aya said...

Tom and his gf Nettie
aren't they adorable?

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http://i37.tinypic.com/2nr239d.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/jgjgpl.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/5f4v3l.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/f3xun5.jpg

Heather said...

Sorry, Sisters, your site has officially been hijacked by Twi-hards.

aya, this isn't a Robsten site. It's a place to discuss the BV's. None of the things you said even remotely nots Rob for Nevis. Remember that Nevis, although bi-sexual, has a girlfriend. It would follow common sense to think that BBM could have a girlfriend too. Actually, Ted confirmed at one point that Barry likes the ladies as well.

The Twi-hard mantra of "Rob can't be Nevis because Ted said Robsten is monogamous" has been addressed. By Ted himself. See just a few posts up.

And, no, the Nevis blind isn't a love triangle, rectangle or anything else like it. Ted has said nothing is going on between BBM and the girlfriend.

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