Friday, March 26, 2010

Blind Vice: Douche TV Star Nails Chicks in Dressing Room!

New from Ted today -

The Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous Cookbook By Robin Leach (Win/ DOS)Blind Vice: Douche TV Star Nails Chicks in Dressing Room!
Jeez, what hat Jesse James wrought, huh? Are quasi-good-looking TV stars who behave badly suddenly the norm here in Hollywood?
Sure looks that way.
Because Moisty Mohr, a man never known for his looks so much as his ratings, is pulling some of the skuzziest stuff around these days! If you haven't just eaten lunch, proceed, by all means:
There's a certain store in town that sells women's clothing and is hot, hot, hot—tons of stars go there. It's a stylin' joint where the chicks go to get their chic on. So, of course, Moisty, who's always with one slinky babe or another (though he pretends he dates only one at a time—total lie), stopped into said shop recently.
"He came it with a bunch of gals," says an eyewitness. "They were just dripping all over him, which was really funny, as he's not all that much to look at."
What's even more hysterical (or pathetic, your choice) is that Moisty couldn't wait to have his way with his harem, so he took them into a changing room! And that area does not have floor-to-ceiling doors, mind you.
So, everybody in the store heard everything. And considering the fact that there were at least two women getting serviced by Moisty, the audio factor was not low. Consider it as amped as Mohr's boob-tube persona!
Wow. Is this like when short men start acting like total bitches, just to assert themselves? Dog-faced celeb finds the need to show he's got what it takes to please the ladies—and he wants everybody to know it?
Fine. Say the word, Moisty, your secret's out!
And it ain't: Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez


Update 8/25/10 - Ted has eliminated Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Chuy Bravo, Alec Baldwin, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, Danny DeVito, Bill O'Reilly, Larry King, Bill Maher, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Jeremy Springer, Maury Povich, Carrot Top, Drew Carey, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Gosselin, Al Roker, Jay Leno, Penn Jillette, Larry David, Stanley Tucci, Pauly Shore, Mario Batali, Owen Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, Ty Pennington, Gordon Ramsay, Chris Matthews, Bobby Flay, Seth MacFarlane, Hugh Hefner, Don Imus, Ron Jeremy, Donald Trump, Maury Povich, Geraldo Rivera, Hugh Hefner, Bob Barker, Jack Nicholson, Ed O'Neill, Woody Allen, Andy Rooney, Pat Robertson, Rob Pattinson.

* Clues:
6/4/10 - Ted says that Moisty Mohr lives in Las Vegas.
6/28/10 - Ted says that MM is a mainstream television star but NOT a Food Network star.
8/3/10 - Ted says MM is older than Donald Trump.
8/17/10 - Ted says MM does not do sitcoms.

*** Our top suspect as of 8/9/10: Robin Leach
* Update 8/25/10 - Ted has basically exposed Moisty Mohr as Robin Leach.

188 comments:

cassandra said...

first person to come to my head was adrian grenier? hes on entourage with jeremy piven and part native american like george lopez. there is probably someone who fits this better though..

cassandra said...

oh wow, just realized it said that he was NEVER known for his looks as much as his ratings, so ignore my previous comment

andrea said...

Could this be Davis Spade? He's been on tv for a long time. He ahs lots of ratings.

jittacatgirl said...

What about Simon Helberg, from The Big Bang Theory? He played Moist on Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, only the best web show ever.

cassandra said...

maybe tracy morgan? or jason segel, although hes more of a movie actor now

blurry vice said...

I was thinking Jimmy Kimmel

~*~Leanne~*~ said...

I am thinking David Spade who is known for pulling waaay better looking women than himself.

jittacatgirl said...

blurry - Jimmy Kimmel IS pretty fugly. By the same token, this could be Jay Leno AND Dave Letterman.

Brittany said...

Why is this a blind vice? Ted is seriously getting boring with his entire column.

J said...

Jerry Ferrara from Entourage? He's short and not exactly a stud by Hollywood's standards. Jeremy Piven made me think Entourage, and the J sounding names made me think the guy may have a J or soft G first name.

J said...

Oh, and from what I know, since I don't watch the show, his character is what you might consider "amped".

As far as the salaciousness of this blind, I mean, it's not the juiciest, but back in the day he did one about Britney Spears crying in her dressing room or Supernanny being mean to her staff, so having sex with two chicks in a dressing room where you can see their feet and hear them throughout the store is comparatively risque.

Megan said...

Is Adam Corolla on a tv show right now? He is bar none the ugliest guy in showbiz.

jittacatgirl said...

Jay Leno's middle name is "Muir." Muir, Mohr?

jittacatgirl said...

NM, he's married. I'm lame. I just lamed.

125records said...

I seriously doubt it's Jimmy Kimmel. His ratings are OK, but not much compared to Letterman & Leno. And Kimmel's not particularly short.

The name Mohr caught my eye because of Jay Mohr, star of the sitcom "Gary Unmarried." Could the subject have some connection to Jay Mohr? It's a fairly unusual name. Jay's previous series were "Ghost Whisperer" and "Action."

cassandra said...

actually looking at it again, the first line about jesse james makes it sound like its somebody who has their own reality-type show. but someone famous enough to have their dating be public knowledge

Megan said...

I thought Jon Gosselin, although who would be desperate enough to sleep with him? I also thought of Ed Westwick. I do not find him attractive at all. He looks short.

Caroline said...

I definitely think this guy is from a recent hit reality show, given the Jesse James reference. What about Jersey Shore? I don't watch it, but couldn't The Situation or whoever he is be described as "amped"?

I would never call Jon Gosselin "quasi-good looking" or "amped." He's a disgusting, ugly slug.

Also, someone else who might fit is Corey Feldman. I've seen very recent pics with a bunch of blond bimbos hanging on him.

The Bored Account Manager said...

I definately think this is reality tv for some reason...or a talk show with the george lopez reference. I have no idea though.

literal_chaos said...

I agree. He never uses the word "actor" or "thesbian", anything like that. Instead he uses "celeb" and "tv star". So I'm thinking reality show. I don't really watch reality shows, so I'm a bit stumped :\

Tom said...

duh, i'm pretty certain this is bill maher.

J said...

Bill Maher counts on having a certain amount of credibility, considering he books legit politicians and journalists on his show. Even if he's ultimately a comedian, I don't think he'd want something like this to get out because it'd make him look pretty trashy and could hurt his ability to get the kind of guests he's used to. Ted seems to be saying this guy wouldn't care if it got out (clearly the guy's behavior would suggest that), or maybe he even wants it to get out. In any case, Mohr/Maher strikes me as too obvious, but maybe that's just me.

kindermusik said...

Odd thought--What about Cesar Milan? Reality star, check. References to "bitch" and "dog faced", and the term "asserting oneself" which he says a lot about the dogs on his show, and the reference to stature as well--he seems really small. In addition, he is latino, like George Lopez.

Megan said...

This is OT but does anyone know what Ted means when he writes "And how." I've seen this a few times.

The Raving Badger said...

Jim Cramer.

The Spie said...

Here's the case that I made for the Situation at another site:

“Moisty” implies Jersey Shore. “Mohr” is the scale of hardness for stones, and Situation is known for his rock-hard abs. He’s short. He’s certainly not known for his looks, but his ratings are through the roof. He’s got the necessary amped boob-tube persona that Moisty requires. And he’s been taking full advantage of his new-found celebrity with slinky women.

He seems to fit perfectly with the other clues, including being a reality show alum. The George Lopez AIA? It's a stretch, but Mediterranean ancestry and a reliance on ethnicity for their TV personae?

ER said...

What about ty pennington?

Caroline said...

Yep, I reiterate my original guess about The Situation. And I really wouldn't get too hung up on the AIAs with these ... I think Ted messes with his readers in some ways so we'll spend hours trying to connect the ridiculous dots. Most times, the AIAs make little to no sense.

And, I think by "And how," Ted means something along the lines of "If you only knew ..." Like today's question about Taylor Swift's supporting role in BV ... he's saying "yes, she's been a supporting player, and it's super juicy/surprising/disgusting" ... something like that.

Megley said...

@The Spie: The scale is Mohs, not Mohr.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I know who Moisty Mohr is. Are the girls that desperate?
—Mary

Dear Standards:
You'd be surprised, or not, at what even a little bit of fame (especially with a healthy paycheck) can do in terms of getting rather easy gals to bump nasties—no matter how you look. And trust, Moisty is nothing to bump-dream about."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How exactly do you get your info for the Blind Vices? I was just reading your latest one, and it didn't at all match any of the people in the B.V. gallery. Unless you've been slacking on us and had not updated that gallery for a while, I can't possibly image who that person could be! The comedian who slept with two broads in a public store for everyone to hear is extremely interesting and juicy, but I hardly doubt anyone would risk their career just to prove themselves as alpha male.
—D

Dear B.V. Blunders:
Especially with our new, skanky B.V. stars, you'll have to think outside the superstar gallery. But who knows? With celebs coming out of the freaky closet, we may have to make another gallery one day. Also, he's not a comedian, per se."

--- Is this person for real? The blind vice superstar gallery was created months ago. Ted doesn't update it every time a new BV is written. LOL.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You sure had a lot of canine-related references in Moisty Mohr's B.V. Could it be that his business is pup-related, or does he just exude the dirty dawg vibe? Tell us what the reality of the situation is, babe! Kisses!
—Hayden

Dear Doggy Business:
Definitely the later—emphasis on the dirty."

-- Randy Jackson??

The Spie said...

Blurry: Probably not. Sounds like a left-handed elimination of Cesar Milan, since the BV has more to do with dirty dawgs than Dog Whisperers. Although he blew off the hint about the Situation, which is always a sign that the guess is either correct or close.

C. said...

This is my first time ever guessing, but I thought I'd throw this out there - what about Zach Braff? He's pretty ugly, but Scrubs got decent ratings. I don't know if Scrubs is still airing though...

kindermusik said...

That was my question to Ted, posted by Blurry. When I read the reply, I couldn't help but think of Randy J as well! But I do agree with The Spie, he totally glazed over the Situation tidbit which means we may be getting warm. We need to find out if Moisty is so "moist" because of all the hot-tubbing he does;) Eeew.

Jamee said...

Religious BVE reader, first time commenter here! I do think the Situation might be on the right track with a reality tv star, the one thing that tells me it couldn't be him is the part where Ted said "Moisty, who's always with one slinky babe or another (though he pretends he dates only one at a time—total lie)..." blah blah blah. I mean, I watched Jersey Shore religiously, and I really don't remember him ever claiming he only dated/slept with one girl at a time (quite the opposite, in fact). Unless I missed this statement coming from the Sitch....

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I haven't adopted a pet yet but I'm about to become an aunt to my sister's rescue so maybe I can get you to give me another clue on Moisty Mohr? I'm totally stumped and don't like it! Is he on a cable show or a network show? Is he on a drama, comedy or reality/news show? Love you and team A.T.!!
Lucy

Dear Deets:
He does both cable and network. He is not very pretty. He is most egotistical, and he's quite rich. All crazy catnip for the (even crazier) babes!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Aside from last names, what does Moisty Mohr have in common with Jay Mohr?
Stella

Dear Basic Question:
Nothing."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Hmmm...something smells fishy with Moisty Mohr. I think he's got something to prove because of those nasty rumors about his (lack of) bedroom skills. I'm so disappointed in him because he actually has a lot of talent. Even though he's strictly TV, he's been seen on the big screen recently, hasn't he?
Questions

Dear Proven:
Very little."

Mandy said...
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Mandy said...

Zach Braff

He has done voice over work for some recent movies, but he hasn't been seen on the big screen in awhile. He had a small uncredited cameo in the Pursuit of Happyness (2006) and he was last on the big screen in with The Ex (2006).

He also does the voice overs for the Cottonelle toilet paper/ MOIST WIPES. The ads feature a little yellow lab puppy talking about how clean and fresh he feels after using the products. I think that fits the "dirty dawg vibe"

http://www.cottonelle.com/coupons.aspx

If you want to connect to the "J" names he did play John Dorian "J.D." on scrubs.

For those trying to make a connection to Jersey Shore, Zach was born in Jersey. He is well known for the film Garden State (2004). Not that that definitely has to do with anything.

The trivia section on zach's IMDB page has a short comment from an interview by...Ted C.

Label Junkie said...

I think it's Bill Maher..sound just like him...short, popular and dogfaced

Sophie S. said...

Does Bill Maher pretend to date only one girl at a time? I don't think so. He's openly sleazy, however, he is a member of PETA so the animal clues make sense.

Jamee said...

Very well could be Zach Braff. At first I thought no because I couldn't think of what cable show ZB does (per Ted's comment that Moisty does cable and network), buuuut then I remembered Scrubs is in syndication on Comedy Central. Well well well.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Regarding your last B.V., could Jimmy Fallon be Moisty Mohr? I certainly hope he's not, because he's made such a great name for himself from SNL to having his own show.
—D

Dear Breathe Easy:
Jimmy Fallon is practically an Adonis compared to super-icky M2. Right bod type, though."

bethj547 said...

In support of the Zach Braff guesses, he did date Mandy Moore, who guested on Scrubs. Mandy Moore sounds a lot like Moisty Mohr...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Moisty has a big head, does well the "ladies," overcompensates like some short guys, and lacks discretion. Are you trying to hint he's somewhat vertically challenged? Is he Chelsea Handler's BFF Chuy Bravo?
—M

Dear Sexy Sidekick:
While M2 may not be the tallest of gentlemen, he's not Chels's shortie sidekick—'tho Chuy and Moisty are both known to do quite well with the ladies, despite what others would think."

Megan said...

I do not think this is Bill Maher. Ted said he has been in movies "very little" lately. Maher just came out with religilous a year or so ago.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Although I do have another guess for the douchebag that is Moisty Mohr, I just have to take this shot—Is Moisty Alec Baldwin? There are a couple clues in your post about the A.B. solo vacay that point M.M. in a different direction, but you also used the word "moist"...twice! Such a revolting word that it must be used sparingly if at all, so am I close?
—JR

Dear Sweaty Solo:
Fabo guess, but you're so barking down the wrong Vice tree for Baldwin."

Jamee said...

That's my letter to Ted about Alec B. I knew it wasn't him but I had just written asking if it's ZB the day before and just wanted to see if he'd reply to either. He hasn't responded re: ZB but IMMEDIATELY notting AB. makes me that much more convinced it's Zac Braff!

baillie said...

I think it is Seth Macfarlane. I asked Ted about MM being seen on the big screen recently (SM had a small cameo in Tooth Fairy)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has anyone accurately guessed Moisty's identity? You said it wasn't Jimmy Fallon in a BB a while ago, but could it be Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert? They are both married, attractive—cough—and funny. They seem to have confidence in their career and themselves so I can't see them downgrading themselves to a random hook-up to prove they can get tail, but you never know right? It is Hollywood, after all.
—D

Dear Slippery When Wet:
Nope, M2 remains a mystery. And let me just say you're still guessing far too attractive. Like, lots."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has anyone emailed you the right guess for Moisty Mohr yet? So far, you've eliminated most late-night TV hosts, but is it possible for M.M. to be a news reporter or a cartoonist? For news reporter, I can picture our silver fox Anderson Cooper. If you consider Stephen Colbert more attractive than M.M., OMG. If I'm going down the wrong road please tip me in the right direction!
—Li

Dear Mistaken Identity:
No correct guesses for M2—this dude must keep his identity really hidden, huh? Well at least from the babes he's not banging in dressing rooms. As for Andy Cooper, he is way way way too good looking to be Moisty. Seriously, think very minimal attractiveness—unless you consider his money."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr George Lopez? Recent news saying he has been unfaithful to his wife.
—JRB

Dear Secret Skankin':
Nice try, but no. Hell, I'd even say George Lopez was better looking than Moisty."

blurry vice said...

What about Larry King? Otherwise, Zach Braff still hasn't been eliminated so he's still a top guess in my opinion.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
First off, great work with animals. I am also an animal lover and have taken in many over the years. I also am a foster home for pregnant dogs and cats living in shelters until the babies can be placed! I think Moisty is Danny DeVito?
—Nicole

Dear Wet Wisdom:
Probably the best guess so far, Nic. At least, attractiveness wise. But no."

The Spie said...

Blurry: If Jamee above is telling the truth, then she guessed Braff to Ted, and Ted said that no one has guessed correctly. Therefore, it wouldn't be Braff.

Here's an out-of-the-box one, but it might be a good fit: Carlos Mencia.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr Bill O'Reilly? He reeks of skeeze both through the vibe he gives off and his bigoted remarks.
—M

Dear So Close:
But you're off just a tad. Actually, this is one Vice where I don't think anyone has correctly figured the answer, pretty friggin' unusual. So I promise you this: Whoever does guess accurately gets answered publicly."

Jamee said...

to The Spie--Yes, I did e-mail Ted a while back asking if it's Zac Braff, and he has yet to respond. But I don't think it's him anymore because he did say no one has guessed correctly. He just said Bill O'Reilly is really close, so I'm thinking an older guy because he said BO, Danny DeVito, Alec Baldwin, and Larry King were close, and they're all in the upper-middle aged department (except LK, whose up there). I'm thinking maybe a journalist/reporter type, but I can't think of anybody! Grrrrr

Jamee said...

This may be the dumbest guess ever, but what about Al Roker? He seems like such a nice guy (I'm the most avid Today Show watcher), but he's the only person I can think of who's unattractive, has great ratings and money, and does both network and cable (Today and TWC).

Caz1310 said...

I'm fast becoming a big fan of this website - lots of great guesses & good info without the site being hijacked by Twihards. I've got nothing against Twilight but wading through 300 posts to try & find interesting responses is getting boring. I can't add anything to this - would love one of the regulars on this site to solve it & get Ted's confirmation!!

Kristen said...

I just e-mailed Ted w/ a guess...It's probably all wrong, but at least it narrows the list, somewhat--I guessed Larry King. He's known to have younger wives, and he and his wife recently almost divorced among accusations of infidelity. (And he does mostly TV, but he's also done quite a bit of voice-work in animated films as well.) So, we'll see if there's any response from Ted.

Jaclyn said...

You know what would be hilarious? If it was Glenn Beck. NOBODY has guessed him that I've seen, and he fits a lot of the clues. Sure, he's married, but...

Gabby said...

I'm sorry but just to comment on ALL the people saying Zach Braff is a possibility...you honestly think ZB is "dogfaced" and uglier than George Lopez? wowww we must have totally different preferences cuz I think he's actually quite attractive!

Vicer said...

How about Jon Lovitz (sp???)

The Spie said...

Hold it...network and cable, with O'Reilly being a close guess. How about O'Reilly's biggest enemy, Keith Olbermann? He does fit.

Emily said...

I saw the O'Reilly BB, and once I read this again, I became pretty convinced it's Glenn Beck. Or maybe I just want it to be!

Brittany said...

New guess no one has said yet: Ryan Seacrest. He fits most of these clues, I guess the big question is his attractiveness. Maybe Ted has something against him or had a bad experience that turned him off to him, as they both work for E. I know most people think he's gay but the only paparazzi photos you see of him are with different hot chicks. He even dated that chick from that E! tanning show.

The Spie said...

Emily: We all want Glenn Beck to be a BV, but the thought of him having sex of any sort with a human female is just unimaginable. And, for that matter, downright scary.

Brittany: I don't think it's Seacrest, for reasons that have nothing to do with the BV (other than Moisty being ugly, which I think disqualifies Ry-Ry on its own) and everything to do with Ted.

For those who haven't heard, here's the story, or as Ted would put it, the nasty details of the grisly goss: Supposedly, about a year ago, Ted was about to be fired by E!. He wasn't drawing people in, his writing style was confusing, etc. (honestly, go to a certain other board; every Ted item has at least a half dozen "I can't understand this" remarks). So Ted was on his way out.

Then along came Robsten. And with Robsten came the Twi-hards, which provided E! with massive hits and ad revenue. Ted's job was saved. For now.

If Ted really is GossipBoy's Big-Mouth Billy (which he almost certainly is, given GB's penchant for barely hiding his BI identities), then Ted got played recently, big-time. That might have put his neck in the noose again. Would Ted risk doing a BV about someone from E! given these circumstances?

Also, remember that the only time Ted's ever done a BV about someone from E!, it was about a situation that affected him personally. Click on the Pete Priss-Ass link on the right of the main page.

I think that's enough to cast reasonable doubt on Seacrest. If Ted knows he's on his way out and wanted to dish dirt on Seacrest, would he really choose this blind? Or would he just say, "Hey, folks, Jiggly Wiggle-Poof is Ry-Ry, and E! forced me to lie about it"?

anony-2 said...

Dear Ted:
I know this guess may be out there—but the fact that no one has guessed his identity intrigues me. So here's my first ever question to you, Ted: Could Moisty Mohr be Larry King? Or is he younger? (I can't imagine he'd be older.) And what about the women he's "dated"? Anyone well known? Or does he keep it to wannabes that may be known around the block but not to the general public? I love the BV guessing game and can't wait for more!
—K

Dear Slippery When Moist:
Not King, babe, but good guess. M2 isn't quite as powerful. As for the babes he's banging, no one with name recognition—skanky gold diggers who want a piece of his fortune, that's all.

Dear Ted:
So you said no one had even guessed correctly on Moisty Mohr. My immediate thought was Bill Maher...am I right? Love from my rescue kitties Tallulah and Frank Sinatra!
—SLP

Dear Most Popular Guess:
Your immediate thought and half the other readers, too. But no, darling—haven't I been telling you guys 'n' gals the obvious guess is hardly the right one?

Dear Ted:
I've got it. Moisty Mohr is Rush Limbaugh. Confirm this if I'm right, so I can go bleach my brain and poke out my mind's eye.
—Lori

Dear Close Call:
Especially good stab there, looks wise. So while it ain't Rush, you may want to keep that bleach handy.

Dear Ted:
Get ready for the Moisty flood gates to unleash! Since Bill O'Reilly wasn't correct but was so close, here's my guess: Glenn Beck. He's a major douche with major ratings and in the same television category as O'Reilly (he also pains my eyes). I'd love for it to be him; I'm tired of his tears and his douchey-ness! It's time for Glenn Beck to cry himself a river and get washed away by it! So, is Glenn Beck Moisty Mohr?
—Heart

Dear Revenge Served Wet:
While it breaks my heart to have to nix your dream douche, you won't find Glenn getting busy in the dressing rooms. But here's your silver lining: maybe he's so horrible even the skanky chicks won't have him? Does that make you feel better?

Dear Ted:
Thank you for your blolumn, love it. I have a guess or two for Moisty Mohr. Since their shows are so sleazy and can get so raucous, I think he could be either Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Close? Missed by a mile?
—Di

Dear Wrongo:
Moisty leaves his sleazing for off-air only. He's quite the opposite when he's on the boob tube. Pathetically so.

blurry vice said...

I guessed Larry King too. Although I also asked about Zach Braff in my letter and he didn't print mine.

"Dear Ted:
I know this guess may be out there—but the fact that no one has guessed his identity intrigues me. So here's my first ever question to you, Ted: Could Moisty Mohr be Larry King? Or is he younger? (I can't imagine he'd be older.) And what about the women he's "dated"? Anyone well known? Or does he keep it to wannabes that may be known around the block but not to the general public? I love the BV guessing game and can't wait for more!
—K

Dear Slippery When Moist:
Not King, babe, but good guess. M2 isn't quite as powerful. As for the babes he's banging, no one with name recognition—skanky gold diggers who want a piece of his fortune, that's all."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So you said no one had even guessed correctly on Moisty Mohr. My immediate thought was Bill Maher...am I right? Love from my rescue kitties Tallulah and Frank Sinatra!
—SLP

Dear Most Popular Guess:
Your immediate thought and half the other readers, too. But no, darling—haven't I been telling you guys 'n' gals the obvious guess is hardly the right one?

Dear Ted:
I've got it. Moisty Mohr is Rush Limbaugh. Confirm this if I'm right, so I can go bleach my brain and poke out my mind's eye.
—Lori

Dear Close Call:
Especially good stab there, looks wise. So while it ain't Rush, you may want to keep that bleach handy."

blurry vice said...

anony2 - One of us four sisters post Ted's BB letters in quotes, thanks but don't worry about doing that in the future.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Get ready for the Moisty flood gates to unleash! Since Bill O'Reilly wasn't correct but was so close, here's my guess: Glenn Beck. He's a major douche with major ratings and in the same television category as O'Reilly (he also pains my eyes). I'd love for it to be him; I'm tired of his tears and his douchey-ness! It's time for Glenn Beck to cry himself a river and get washed away by it! So, is Glenn Beck Moisty Mohr?
—Heart

Dear Revenge Served Wet:
While it breaks my heart to have to nix your dream douche, you won't find Glenn getting busy in the dressing rooms. But here's your silver lining: maybe he's so horrible even the skanky chicks won't have him? Does that make you feel better?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Thank you for your blolumn, love it. I have a guess or two for Moisty Mohr. Since their shows are so sleazy and can get so raucous, I think he could be either Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Close? Missed by a mile?
—Di

Dear Wrongo:
Moisty leaves his sleazing for off-air only. He's quite the opposite when he's on the boob tube. Pathetically so."

Kat said...

ok..this might be kind of random but what about Tom Bergeron from DWTS? Also, I've seen a lot of guesses from news/talk shows ect. so did Ted say somewhere that Moisty WASN'T an actor? I might have missed that....

Pale said...

How about Ray Romano?????

Tara said...

So we know he is a tv personality, not necessarily an actor, and is obnoxious and not attractive. Here are a few to mull over:

*Dr Phil (I know he is married, but he is so annoying and fugs!)
*Geraldo Rivera
*Lou Dobbs
*Keith Olbermann (has a feud with Bill O'Reilly and Ted said Bill was oh so close...)

I basically googled most annoying tv personalities and this is the edited list!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could you please give us a hint about one Blind Vice we've been so wrong about? On a slightly related note, has New Moon's Charlie Bewley ever been a Blind Vice star?
—Martha in Chicago

Dear Vamps and Vices:
Moisty Mohr, for starters. Don't think one person guessed him right. And can't say Charlie is a big enough star to have pinged my B.V. radar. Will soon, though, very soon."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I've nailed it. Moisty Mohr is Carrot Top! I feel bad writing this, but he's definitely the most unattractive celeb out there. And based on how grossed out you are by Moisty, it's gotta be Carrot Top.
—Elizabeth

Dear If Looks Could Kill:
Sorry, M.M.'s firecrotch isn't what makes him a recognizable name."

Heather said...

Ted notted Jay Leno via his Twitter yesterday, FYI.

http://twitter.com/sasisaskia/status/14781723703

http://twitter.com/theawfultruth/status/14786150549

anony-2 said...

What about Jon Gosselin?

Heather said...

Well, he always looks kind of sweaty, so the name fits. Ew...

The Spie said...

I think Gosselin falls into Ted's "I don't want to talk about them" category, although he did dare to mention the name "Heidi Montag" in a Bitch-Back recently.

I did write Ted regarding Keith Olbermann, but that guess was just prior to his massive Moisty info-dump and probably didn't make it past Ted's staff at that point. Just wanted to throw that out in case he does another "Nobody's guessed Moisty correctly" mention in the near future.

Tara said...

I have also guessed Keith Olbermann in the last week, along with Danny Bonaduce and Chris Matthews. I have been focusing on redheads since, after the carrot top guess in the BB, Ted said "HIS firecrotch is not what Moisty is famous for". Danny definitely fits the "amped" persona and the body type similar to Jimmy Fallon. For now, this is my front runner.

As we all know, Jon Gosselin does not have a slim bod like Jimmy. He has a paunchy gross bod with a supposedly tiny....(barf).

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've got it! Moisty Mohr is Drew Carey! Right?
—Cathy

Dear Funny Man:
Sorry, Cath, but M2 still remains a mystery. Think far less funny than Carey."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr Jimmy Kimmel?
—Vanessa

Dear Left Out to Dry:
Nope, J.K. isn't her skeeze ball TV star. Still thinking too funny—Moisty isn't really one for comedy."

Tonya said...

I desperately want this to be Regis Philbin but he's married, right?

anony-2 said...

Ted printed my guess:

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr the douche who goes by Jon Gosselin? After all, he had good ratings and he clearly needs to prove himself after one of his flings spilled on how little heat he's packing.
—Curious in the ATL

Dear Fab Guess:
I wish! But no, Moisty is older and even less attractive."

Heather said...

This is either Dr. Phil, Jim Cramer, or some nobody! I think Ted is intentionally not printing the correct guess so he doesn't have to follow through on his promise. SURELY someone has guessed by now.

literal_chaos said...

I like the Dr. Phil guess! But unfortunately he's married so it can't be him :( That would have made my day though lol

andrea said...

I think this is Jorge Garcia from LOST. He has had good ratings recently on Lost and before that he was on Becker.
I loved his character Huley, but honestly he is not an attractive guy. He needs a haircut something bad! He is also older than John Gosselin. Also he fits the AIAs J- Jorge is spanish for George.

Tara said...
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Heather said...

I guess we need to start focusing on male TV personalities who live in Las Vegas and are older than Jon Gosselin (mid-30s +). Anybody?

Here's a list, but none of these jump out at me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Las_Vegans

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr the douche who goes by Jon Gosselin? After all, he had good ratings and he clearly needs to prove himself after one of his flings spilled on how little heat he's packing.
—Curious in the ATL

Dear Fab Guess:
I wish! But no, Moisty is older and even less attractive."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Maybe, just maybe, I think I figured out Moisty Mohr. Is it Al Roker?
—Erika

Dear Keep Guessing:
Sorry, Erika, but Moisty ain't Al. By the way, I actually contacted Moisty to ask him if he'd mind us revealing his dressing-room antics (you would not believe how much nooky this guy gets, still). He begged us not to. Fine, whatever. Funny that somebody who lives in Las Vegas of all places could be so squeamish!"

Tara said...

OOOhhkay! So no on Ted Koppel.

I still think the celeb is redhaired, based on what he said about Carrot Top, saying Moisty is not known for his firecrotch. So redhead celebs living in Las Vegas. My top guess is Teller of the magic duo Penn & Teller. Not hot, probably scores a lot of tail, is single, and lives in LV. He has had TV specials and been on TV, but I don't know if he has a regular show anywhere. He is considered to be the quiet one of the duo, so that would fit with what Ted has said.

I would really like to know if Danny Bonaduce has a house in LV, because he would be my new top choice if so.

The Spie said...

Tara: I think you're on the right track, but I think you've got the wrong partner. Penn Gillette seems to fit everything here, especially from a looks standpoint, but the whole "not a comedian" thing is a little troublesome for both of them. Are they still considered comedians or satirists?

If it wasn't for the whole "TV star" thing, I would have absolutely jumped on Wayne Newton the moment Ted mentioned "living in Vegas". Except for that, he's a great fit.

mkshehan said...

Here is one who has not been mentioned....James Woods. I know he currently does not have a tv show, but he has had one. He is not attractive and I do not know if he has a permanent residence in LV, but he is there a ton b/c he is an avid poker player. Plus I do not think many would find him attractive.

blurry vice said...

Here is a list of celebs who live in VEgas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Las_Vegans

blurry vice said...

http://www.lvrj.com/special_sections/bolv/42080812.html

http://living-las-vegas.com/las-vegas-info/las-vegas-notables/

blurry vice said...

http://www.vegasenews.com/poker/celebrities-who-call-las-vegas-home/

blurry vice said...

Louie Anderson?

blurry vice said...

I really don't think Penn and Teller fit. Plus Penn Jillette is married, and Ted hints that he dates one babe at a time or at least pretends to. Danny Bonaduce is also married.

mkshehan said...

danny bonaduce has been divorced since 2007 i believe

blurry vice said...

I am going to write to Ted with my Louie Anderson guess.

blurry vice said...

Heather -
Thanks for the twitter elim. I am out of the loop with Twitter.

HEre it is copied and pasted -

@theawfultruth Dear Ted, could Moisty Mohr be..Jay Leno??? 11:53 AM May 26th via Snaptu

@sasisaskia nope, close looks wise, but way off current gig wise 1:22 PM May 26th via web in reply to sasisaskia

Tara said...

Spie--
They are magicians, not comedians. They do the little bits here and there in their show though. Teller has a huge TV show list on his IMDB. I was thinking more because he has red hair, lives in Vegas, it would be shocking, and has a body similar to Jimmy Fallon (skinny, that is)--all clues from Ted. But, I know Penn would be the more obvious choice--definitely fits with the name!!

I will say, however, Louie Anderson would be a gross, weird and good fit for MM, but Ted says MM is not one for comedy, and Louie is known for that.

K if I give up on the red hair thing (probably just me overanalyzing anyway), I think I can throw out a new contender: Criss Angel! Total douche, pretty famous for his show, lives in Vegas, has a live show. No one may have noticed, Ted said, when notting Al Roker, that he wanted to reveal MM's "Dressing room antics". That alludes to him having a Las Vegas show, when combined with the LV clue in the same BB elimination!

What do you think, gals?

Tara said...

**Edit I just realized the "dressing room antics" Ted was referring to were from the original BV in the women's clothing store, not MMs dressing room. Whoops, sorry! But I still think this could be Criss and I just wrote Ted with the guess.

The Spie said...

Tara: Penn and Teller haven't been magicians per se in about fifteen years. They're much closer to comedians than magicians. It's like saying that Harry Anderson was a magician. But that's just my opinion.

I wrote Ted with the Penn Gillette guess before realizing that Penn was still married (thought he'd divorced for some reason). So we're getting all of our new good guesses covered on that end.

Tara said...

Spie, you owned me on that one. I am not super familiar with their live act and was just thinking about Teller's sleight of hand tricks. So that would eliminate them since they are technically an act of comedy with a little magic thrown in. There is enough against this duo for me to drop it now.

I am going "all in" with Criss Angel. Teehee.

lala said...

if it's not criss angel i have one more guess...barry manilow!!!

Heather said...

...and now Ted says he won't reveal Moisty because he doesn't want him too. I knew Ted would do this crap.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm guessing Moisty Mohr is Penn Jillette. Won't go into all the reasons I think he fits, but the one that stands out is the patent he holds for a certain hot tub accessory. My two adopted lab mixes (Gio and JoJo) are hoping this is a good guess.
—Annee

Dear Mohr Later:
Here I thought after that superhuge clue you guys would all know who M2 was. So I'll nix Penn, but then we'll give Moisty a B.V. break—the dude clearly doesn't want his little secret getting out. Plus, there are so many other skanky stars to guess. Who's your fave?"

Tara said...

I had lost interest in MM until Ted said he would reveal...now I'm obsessed with knowing his identity! Curse, you Ted!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Moisty Mohr be Larry David?
—Shelby

Dear Blech is Right:
Nope. Mohr's not quite as hip-factor successful as David, but certainly the right ballpark, looks-wise."

oogieoogieful said...

I think it is the mind freak guy too.

Tara said...

Yay, Oogie!! First person to respond to that guess. I will say, I emailed Ted with it right after I posted it here and nothing. I know that doesn't mean anything, but it might be worth asking Ted if anyone has now guessed since his mega clues. We know he's not gonna reveal, but at least he is adressing MM guesses in the BBs still. Anyone else who is up for it or thinks MM might be Criss Angel, send the guess and see if one gets through maybe, even just to see his reaction?!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
The guessing game about Moisty Mohr seems interesting. Is he Stanley Tucci?
—Alana

Dear Mohr Guesses:
Nope. Stanley's a handsome-lookin' man. Mohr, on the other hand...Well, he doesn't rev my engine."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
For some reason my three rescued beagles and I can't stop wondering who Moisty Mohr might be (since he sounds so disgusting). Is his TV experience more like a talking head/pundit, or more reality douchebag, like Brandon Davis or someone from The Hills?
—J

Dear Trust This One:
Moisty is most definitely, certainly, absolutely not like anything you'd see on The Hills or reality TV. Unless you consider Bruce Jenner a reality-TV star."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You promised you'd confirm if we guessed correctly. Is Moisty Mohr Pauly Shore?! Please confirm, would love to do some silly celebratory dance.
—The Silly Johnsons

Dear Shore Thing:
Nope. Moisty is actually somewhat newsworthy, interesting and relevant."

heather said...

Hmmm...... The Bruce Jenner comment makes me think he has done reality tv but that's not what made him famous......

What about Gary Busey? He is gross. Done lots of tv. He's done very little movie work lately (except for occassional cameo). He's not a comedien per say. He is an amped personality. He guest starred on entorouge (sp?) with Jeremy Pivan. He is actually part native american like George Lopez. He has reddish hair (firecrotch reference). Was in Fear and Loathing in LAS VEGAS, and is big on poker. Never dates anyone well known. He is kind of crazy (crazy catnip, for the even crazier chicks). And I haven't heard anyone guess him!!!

I totally think it is him, but being new to this whole bv thing I have no idea how to submit a guess to ted. Help please?!? Lol

What does everyone else think?

Leigh said...

I was wondering when I read that Bruce Jenner comment whether it is indeed Bruce Jenner.... but he doesn't live in Las Vegas.

But I wonder if his plastic surgery face is a clue.... what about Wayne Newtown?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I've got it! Is Moisty Mohr Mario Batali? I don't have a rescue pup, but I helped my parents pick one who was left in a box in the snow with her litter mates, and she's now spoiled rotten.
—Lorie

Dear Spoiled Pup:
Hell no! What do you think I'm gonna write about Mario Batali for? Please. Mohr is not a Food Network star, love."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I believe David Schwimmer is trying to stay relevant by getting engaged to a 24-year-old. Agree? Also, Moisty Mohr...maybe Owen Wilson?
—Jenn

Dear Schwimming with Sharks:
Definitely not working, if that's what he's doing. Which I don't believe it is. And Moisty is a mainstream television star, pup. Owen Wilson is not."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I really don't care as much about this person, but I feel like I figured it out. Is Moisty Mohr Weird Al Yankovic? Trust, I am way more interested in other celebs.
—KSH8105

Dear Weird as Ever:
Nope. Although I think Weird Al is moisty enough."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was wondering if Moisty Mohr was either Ty Pennington or Gordon Ramsay? I thought that when you described how unfortunate-looking he is, that maybe there is some sarcasm there...
—Just Guessin'

Dear Ugly as Sinner:
Nope. He's actually just unfortunate-looking."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I still think Moisty Mohr is Chris Matthews, and I've sent a couple of emails to that effect and have seen no reply, which only escalates my suspicions. You promised to out him if someone guessed correctly! If I am wrong, however, I have a different question: Will Priscilla Desert ever star in her own Blind Vice, or is she as squeaky clean as she appears?
—S

Dear Double Duty:
Wrongo, so to answer you're other Q: It's only a matter of time until Prissy does, trust."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is the reason we've been having such a hard time guessing Moisty Mohr's identity that you hardly ever write about him under his real name? Because, let me tell you, I'm not going to know a mainstream U.S. TV star from a hole in the ground, unless he has been featured in your blolumn.
—Agusta

Dear Missing Moisty:
He's not a column regular, true, but that's just because you all would scan right past his old'ish mug."

blurry vice said...

For those that think this is Criss Angel, how do you explain that Ted says he is "old" all the time? He said he is specifically older than Jon Gosselin and mentions that he's old all the time.

Tara said...

In defense of my Criss Angel suggestion, Criss is 42 and Jon Goss is only 33. That is a pretty big age difference. I would say it is definitely too old to be boinking chicks in Hollywood dressing rooms! And, he always looks haggard and meloncholy, with stringy hair and a douchetastic personality. His television show is widely known and he is a huge staple to Vegas.

I still think it is Criss. If you can convince me otherwise, I am not closed to other guesses....I just haven't seen any lately that would make me change my mind. But, I did find this list of notable personalities who live in Las Vegas. If I were to throw out a new direction, I would say Robin Leach (yuck-o!!).

Check it out to see if anyone strikes a chord!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Las_Vegans

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How would you describe Moisty Mohr's lifestyle?
—It's Me Again

Dear Smart Move:
Fabulous, you know, when he's not packing skanks into a dressing room."

blurry vice said...

Tara - yes that list is one of the ones I posted on June 4 (see above)... that is where I got my Louie Anderson guess.

Tara said...

Aaaah yes, Blurry! Whoops--thought I had seen it somewhere before but I just scanned through real quick the other day. Sorry!

PS I am getting a strong Robin Leach hint out of that last BB you just posted. "Lifestyle" as in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has anyone guessed Moisty Mohr's identity yet? I think...no, I know that M.M. is Bobby Flay! He's not attractive, he's on television and I'm sure he has to prove that he's attractive.
—D

Dear D:
Wrong, sweetie, and no, no one's guessed correctly...yet."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have a guess for B.V. Moisty Mohr. Is it Seth MacFarlane? Plus, my rescued baby Chihuahua says hi. Someone left him in a box in the winter outside, overnight with a broken leg. Luckily, I work at the emergency vet clinic where they dropped him and I've fallen in love.
—Kimberly

Dear St. Kimberly:
Ugh, this old dude again? No, Seth isn't Moisty. Moisty is far less intentionally comical—unless you consider the fact that these babes are willing to boink him to get at his deep pockets funny. Hey, it's pretty hilarious in a sick way, yes? Kisses to your pup. He's lucky to have such a good mom!"

rachierach said...

OMG--I totally just figured out a Blind Vice! Here's a clue Ted gave today--

"Dear Ted;
It's my birthday this weekend and I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to answer a question for me as a present. I'm a huge fan of The Big Bang Theory and I was wondering if any of the leads were Blind Vice offenders. My furry rescue pup Cooper sends his regards!
—Judy

Dear Birthday Bummer:
Happy B-day, but sadly I can't give you or Coop a juicy present. That cast is as Viceless as they come. Better switch over to ABC if you want some behind-the-scenes drama. And why the hell didn't you ask about a movie like The Hangover, if you really wanted a good prezzie?"

I'm CONVINCED that this Moisty Mohr guy is Ed Helms from The Office (tv) and from The Hangover. Ted has said that he's from Vegas (Hangover) and that his TV persona is amped (he had an anger management problem on the show), plus he's nothing to look at.

Kimberly said...

Thinking its not Ed Helms because he is 6'0" and in the blind, Ted says, "Wow. Is this like when short men start acting like total bitches, just to assert themselves?" Thinking of shorter actors from Hangover, with TV experience include Zac Galifianakis or Ken Jeong. The TV persona amped might refer to Ken's show community.

Tara said...

Some are having a hard time with any MM guess that is less than upper middle age. I am starting to agree since Ted is over the top stating how old he is, especially after the senior comment the other day. Although other than age, I do believe Criss Angel fits Moisty, I think we need to focus on 50 and up. Robin Leach seems like a good fit. Lives in Vegas, is a journalist and TV personality. Here is a pic of him from 2008 with 2 young chicks (real gross):

http://www.gossipsauce.com/robin-leach/champagne-wishes-and-caviar-dreams

Ted is dying to reveal MM, but as he said before, MM has asked him not to. So I think Ted is going to say all he can without actually revealing. If we word our questions and guesses right, he may steer us to the reveal ourselves. Then we (myself totally included) can move on because the reveal is going to be completely anti-climactic.

I really don't think it is Ed Helms, mainly because I don't think he was referring to Moisty in that BB answer, I think he was hinting to Bradley Cooper's popular BV, perhaps Topher Hairy Tuchas. If I had to guess, Ted may have some new dirt on him and he will be the featured BV in the next couple weeks.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If Moisty Mohr were to take a gander at the spinning ballerina, would he see her circling left or right? Also, who is the eldest member of the Vice squad?
—V

Dear Side to Side:
Uh, whichever way indicated the horny side of your brain. Because M.M.—who is in the senior-citizens club when it comes to Vices—would only imagine banging that poor, poor ballerina."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Moisty Mohr is Jay Leno, right? Is there a hidden meaning behind how your team publishes our names when sending in a BB? Example: If I signed my BB as Josh, but your team published it as "V". What is the reason for this?
—Curious

Dear John Hancock:
Nope on Moisty. And so sorry if there was ever a mix-up. Sometimes we go by your email address, but hey, we can make mistakes, too. Sorry, hypothetical Josh/V."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has anyone guessed Hugh Hefner for Moisty Mohr? Could he be the one?
—J.B.

Dear Playbohr:
Plenty, J.B. (is that you, my dear John Boone?). But nope, it's not the Hef. You're pretty warm, though."

Pale said...

IT'S CRISS ANGEL!

"Pretty warm" compared to Hugh Hefner = DATED HOLLY WHATEVER HER LAST NAME IS!

Criss Angel and Holly dated for a while when she left the Playboy mansion. I thought he was Criss Angel and now I am even more certain!!!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You're probably going to keep ignoring me, but I'll keep asking. Is Moisty Mohr Don Imus?
—Ellie

Dear Let's Get Sirius:
No, he's not the shock jock. In fact, there's nothing shocking about Moisty's professional career. Like, at all."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
With your emphasis on dirty, could Moisty Mohr be anyone other than prolific porn pioneer Ron Jeremy, also of late-night infomercial fame?
—Debbie in Dallas

Dear Dirty Dog:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, completely wrong field of work, Deb. Think like, uh, the opposite of that, really. M2 leaves all his porncapades for when the camera stops rolling."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you give us a few more clues regarding Moisty Mohr, we are running out of ideas here. Is he an actor or behind the camera?
—Leo

Dear Picture Perfect:
He's in front of the camera. But that doesn't necessarily mean you like looking at him."

Pale said...

I actually emailed him recently asking if MM was Criss Angel and he ignored my question. However, he answered those two above! I'll keep emailing him and see what happens! :)

Heather said...

Hey ladies! Just wanted to point out that Bill O'Reilly wasn't added to your "notted" list even though his BB elimination has been posted here. Thanks!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Moisty Mohr possibly be Donald Trump?
—Annie

Dear Trumped:
Nope. Think slightly older (although heaven knows Donald doesn't really look his age)."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My guess for Moisty Mohr is Maury Povich. Am I right?
—Daphne

Dear Skankernity Test:
Maury, when it comes to Moisty Mohr, you are...not the perv!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I keep guessing Moisty Mohr to be Geraldo Rivera and you do not post to deny or confirm...has to be!
—For Sure

Dear Surely Not:
Well, then consider this to be your denial. Denied!"

blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
Who is the oldest Vice? The youngest?
—Linni

Dear Age Appropriate:
Can't say the youngest, because that'll probably get me thrown into a stewing jambalaya of legal bitchiness. Oldest, though, would probably be…well, hell, it's probably Moisty. Has to be."

blurry vice said...

On wikipedia for Robin LEach -

"He currently resides in Las Vegas and writes the daily VegasDeluxe.com web-site.[1]"

blurry vice said...

Thanks Tara for guessing Robin Leach - he seems to be our top suspect right now, really fits with all of the clues.

Tara said...

Thanks! He definitely works for this one. Funny thing, I saw him on Holly's World at her housewarming party....he definitely hits the scene. I also have wrote Ted with this guess, whether moisty has a British accent, and if MM has an affinity for champagne wishes and caviar dreams...several attempts and no response. Anyone else care to give it a go? If we inundate him and he still ignores us, we know who MM is for sure:)

blurry vice said...

Yep I wrote to him too. I asked if Robin Leach was Moisty Mohr and also asked if Robin LEach had a BV. No reply.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Moisty be Hugh Hefner?
—La Joe

Dear C'mon:
That's your best guess? What at all would be shocking about Heffy bedding sleezy bimbos?"

pavsmam said...

Moisty is Jerry Lewis!!!!!! He fits the age of Bob Barker, he lives in Vegas, he's not great to look at, he is a big persona in front of the camera.... has to be! I emailed Ted my guess-- we'll see!!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Moisty. I think I've got it. Bob Barker! Am I close?
—Jenn

Dear Plinko-ed Out:
Right age, J, but the price is wrong...very, very wrong."

annitaperry said...

I thought of Jerry Lewis as well. But Ted says that comedy really isn't Moisty's thing, plus Jerry Lewis is married.

Dawn said...

I just emailed Ted....William Shatner? Don't know where he lives, but maybe????

pavsmam said...

i dont think its robin leach, because ted gave us a huge clue with the bob barker answer-- same age. so, bob barker is 86, and robin leach is 69. he has to be out. i am still thinking jerry lewis, who is 84. did ted say the guy was not married?

Tara said...

Ted would have mentioned that he was being sleazy and unfaithful. Ted also likes to round off big time for age, you can't rely on that. By Hollywood standards, he has said Moisty is old. He has mentioned several times that MM is not funny at all, at least not intentionally. We should not, and I am not, ruling out Robin Leach on this, until Ted does. He should have answered one of us on that guess, and he is totally avoiding it. I understand why you might think JL for this, and some clues do fit, but I have spent a lot of time researching and guessing and I am pretty confident with RL as MM right now. But if you are right I shall tip my hat to you, respectfully.

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Tara said...
Plus, if we did take Ted's age remarks into consideration, he has also said that MM is slightly older than Donald Trump. Bob Barker is like 22 years older than DT, which is old enough to be his dad, but Ted said same age-ish. Robin Leach is 4 years older than DT, which is slightly. My point is, Ted is not consistent with age clues.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've emailed this multiple times, so I'm beginning to think I'm right. Is Jack Nicholson Moisty Mohr?
—Mugrat

Dear Repeat Offender:
Way wrong-o. Just when you got your hopes up too, huh? Basketball games aren't the kind of glam events Moisty loves to attend. Not his cup of recreational tea, at all."

pavsmam said...

I stand corrected!! Especially after Ted's last "cup of recreational tea" comment-- it most def. is Robin L. Nice job all! :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Moisty Mohr has me flummoxed. Today my guess is Larry King. I'm probably wrong but looking for your further input and/or hints!
—Jan

Dear Mohr and Mohr:
With how many of you who are dying to know who nasty old Moisty is, I figured you'd keep better track of who I've said he's not. But hell, Larry King is still one of the most popular guesses. Tsk, tsk, Awful Truthers."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr Ed O'Neill from Modern Family?
—E

Dear Modern Mohr:
Now that's an interesting guess. Still, nope, though. Mohr isn't the kind to do that whole sitcom thing. His fame comes from other genres."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Moisty Mohr has to be Woody Allen (especially in the looks and fame department), right?
—J

Dear Morning Woody:
Nope. Moisty's not nearly as neurotic and doesn't look like you want to punch him in the face."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just so I can sleep at night, please tell me Moisty Mohr is not Andy Rooney. Because the ick factor there is just too high.
—C

Dear Midnight Madness:
Sleep well, sugarpuss, 'cause Andy is not our perv. Though, come to think of it, you might sleep worse if you knew who he really was."

Ashley said...

I think we can call this one solved. Robin's the only one of the 5 in today's post who fits. The only one who even comes close is Alec, but when you look at the clues, he does not match up.

Ashley said...

ooh, alec was eliminated already, i forgot. k, robin leach, definitively solved.

Pale said...

It is Robin Leach - Ted posted his picture on the Blind Vice gallery!

Denise said...

Yes, the BV gallery was expanded to 30 and Ted says that Moisty is among them. The only one that fits the description is Robin Leach. Case closed.

blurry vice said...

EXPOSED ITEM - ROBIN LEACH! GOOD WORK EVERYONE! THANK YOU TARA!!!

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196879_kristen_alec_more_join_blind_vice.html

blurry vice said...

Robin Leach in the BV gallery -

"Random, yes? But R.L. really does lead a fabulous life of the rich and famous. Not all of our Vicer's are actors metaphorically in the closet and confused with their sexuality. Leach def doesn't fall into that category!"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=1463#87155#ixzz0xdZMOaoB

blurry vice said...

from earlier today -

"Dear Ted:
Any chance Moisty Mohr is Pat Robertson?
—Joyce

Dear Double Take:
Guess I've been talking too much Robsten lately because when I first read that I thought you asked if M2 is Robert Pattinson. To be clear, he's not either of these fellows. Stay tuned, some Moisty deets coming in a second!"

Tara said...

Woot Woot! If only they all could be so easy......Sigh!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I knew it! I knew it, knew it, knew it! I have emailed you at least twice with the right guess for Moisty Mohr, and you haven't printed it. And after you promised everyone you would! So disappointed, and my adopted angel kitty Joey and his new adopted little sister Bunny are mad at you, too.
—C

Dear Debbie Downer:
Clearly you weren't reading the Bitch-Backs too carefully, C, 'cause I 'fessed that Moisty himself begged me not to reveal him. I'm not a complete bitch, but I still am a little, which is why I gave you all such obvious clues. Good work, though."

C said...

Just so you all know, that's my letter about the reveal ... and I didn't write "the right guess," I wrote "Robin Leech." So ... there's your official reveal, I guess.

C

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Moisty Mohr Dr. Phil? And what is the deal with People magazine and Kate Gosselin? It seems to me that most people can't stand her, but the magazine insists on shoving her down our throats. What gives?
—PR Funny Girl

Dear Get a Clue:
Why the heck are people still guessing the identity of Moisty Mohr? I practically served it up to you on a silver platter! As for K.G., she's the "love her or hate her" type, so either way she gets a reaction. And that's what this whole Biz is about."

- idiots.

blurry vice said...

C - the official reveal was by Ted in his post.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
When I've chanced the boards I've noticed mention of "rules" to your Blind Vice articles. Will you clue us all in? Specifically this one: The Friday Blind Vice will have been mentioned in the Mon-Thurs (of the current week) Bitch-Back posts. Is this true? Are there other helpful tidbits you can share? Now to press my luck—when did Toothy make his Awful Truth debut? Was it before you began assigning Blind Vice monikers? Cheers!
—Kristen

Dear First Rule of Vices:
No formal rules for my Vices, babe. Sure, sometimes I like to leave a clue or two in the B.B.s that week (or the celeb at hand might just be who everyone is talking about), but they aren't always in the mail bags—just ask Moisty Mohr. As for the Toothster, that was way back in 2005, in a B.V. that will infamously remain: "One Adorable Blind Vice.""

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You recently said that most of your Blind Vicers were A-listers, with the occasional B-lister. Whereabouts on the scale would you place naughty old Moisty Mohr, and would you say that many of your B.V.s are less famous than him?
—Dave

Dear Makin' A List:
If Mr. Mohr has thrown you off your Vice game, trust, he was a pretty big exception in the grand scheme of the Blind Vice archive. Moisty was on the way lesser-talked-about spectrum of the monikered celebs, but the dish was so juicy I just had to spill."

Dave said...

^That was my question. First one of mine Ted has answered! I'm a little bit excited. But yeah, I wanted to pin him down on how Z-list we need to go on our guesses! :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Peter Metered around the same age as Moisty Mohr? And do you think Butter Pussy might come out of the closet when her career inevitably slows down? Or do you think it would have to come to a crashing halt for her to get the guts?
—Hannah

Dear Oldie but Goodies:
Yes, Moisty and Peter are around the same age. I think Butter Pussy could come out, easily, but it wouldn't be for a while. By her choice. She's utterly terrified."

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