Blind Vice: Watch the Lip, Lloyd!
You know how some cheating husbands (like Arnold Schwarzenegger) really do want to get caught, so they do stupid things and leave obvious clues? Same thing with sexually conflicted Hollywood stars such as Crotch Uh-Lastic and Toothy Tile. Now, mind you, most closeted gay guys in Hollywood are more of the Fey Oiled-Tush variety and do not want to be known—under any circumstances.
However, there are exceptions, such as Crotch, Toothy and—we dare say—Lloyd Boy-Toy, who's totally pushing the gay envelope lately. Certainly the bisexual one:
Lloyd, always a most fascinating actor, is busy maintaining quite the dichotomy-filled existence: While he dates more and more (and younger and younger) attractive women, he's also continuing to hire male prostitutes.
Now, keep in mind these women Mr. Boy-Toy goes out with are not just pretty fixtures for the famous guy to be seen with, as Lloyd also enjoys sexual relationships with these gals.
But he's also just as enamored with young men, trust us!
Add to this somewhat complicated life path the fact that Lloyd's also been caught screaming anti-gay epithets, as Lloyd's temper has never been something he's too great at controlling. Hmmm. Wonder what that means?
Probably exactly what it looks like: The handsome guy's not only conflicted about how he feels about other people's sexuality (hence, his own), but part of him is dying to be called out for who he really is!
Keep up the name-calling, Lloyd, and that's exactly what will happen.
And It Ain't: Daniel Craig, Robert Downey Jr., Hugh Jackman
Please see the other posts on the previous 3 Lloyd Boy-Toyed BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.
Top suspect (if this is the same guy as Lloyd Boy-Toyed): Alec Baldwin
Update: Ted semi-revealed this to be Alec Baldwin on June 29, 2012.
21 comments:
I'm getting super annoyed with Ted changing all his rules, but this does sound like the same person. Very similar content in both blinds, and Alec was in the news this summer for dating a 20-something yoga instructor (or something equally mid-life-crisis-ish). And I don't remember anything specifically anti-gay, but he definitely "screamed" awful things at his 11-yr-old daughter a few years ago, so clearly has a nasty temper.
Could the anti-gay thing be referring to Alec calling that barista at Starbucks he had a problem with a "Queen"??
Cecilia00, my thoughts exactly. Alec Baldwin fits. However, Ted needs to step up his game if he got the name wrong. I'm sure he'll come up with an excuse a la the two are related.
You know, all the Lloyd blinds have a George Clooney ring to them, especially the new one with the parading of younger women for the camera.
If we are to play by Ted's rules, I think he had already nixed George for this one, and had already stated that Clooney has never been a blind around Lloyd's blind item, so Baldwin it is.
But my head is screaming Clooney!
Also did anyone watch SNL this weekend? I thought it was fitting that he did this blind the Friday before Alec hosted SNL
I always thought Lloyd was Jeremy Piven, but I will have to check back. I actually dont think this is Baldwin. I just read an article this week about him - that he may be engaged to his gf. He really has never been seen with alot of young chippies. Apparently he'd been serious with this gal for at least 4-5 months.
Alec B's present gf is REALLY young though...in her 20s right? And the women he dates are usually at least somewhat younger...he dated Kristin Davis I think. So I do think AB fits
The top susepcts for LBT in the previous posts were: Alec Baldwin, Eric Roberts, Jeff Bridges. John Cusack was a top guess but then Ted said he was never a BV. There is a list of everyone eliminated in our first LBT post. George Clooney was eliminated already. Remember, this is someone who has a famous sibling. That is, if this is Lloyd Boy-Toyed and not someone new, with the "ed" left off the end of the name of someone else's moniker. Why does TEd do that (Chubby Asparagus, then Cubby Asparagus.) WTF!
Check back to the first post on LBT.... famous family member. Not sure if it was specified sibling of just relative. That is why Eric Roberts, John Cusack, Jeff Bridges and Alec Baldwin were in the running. But the timing of Ted saying Alec was a BV did fit with this and still does.
"Dear Ted:
Saw the pics of Alec Baldwin wearing that black band on his ring finger. Could Alec be Grey Goose? If I'm way off base do you at least know what that ring
was all about?
—Kathy
Dear All the Single Fellahs:
Grey is actually less of a silver fox than Alec, despite the nomenclature. Not a bad guess though, babe. As for the ring, well, Alec has been muy secretive
of its meaning—but don't be fooled, he wants you to ask about it."
"Dear Ted:
What's Lloyd Boy-Toyed up to these days? Anything new in his "love" life?
—Megley
Dear Toyed Around:
Something new and then some, Meg!"
Ted just said that nobody from 30 Rock has a BV... Can't copy & paste from my phone, though. Back to the drawing board?
"Dear Ted:
A) What is your secret for quitting smoking? I'm 40 now, and I've got to kick this habit! B) What's the latest on Lloyd Boy-Toyed?
—jb
Dear Alphabet Soup:
A) Try and try again. B) He's about to take a big plunge. Can you believe it?"
Brooke - but he has said that alec has a bv. contradictory as usual with him
alec baldwin is engaged so that counts as about to take a plunge
In reference to this week's "he's about to take a big plunge", Alec Baldwin got married YESTERDAY.
So this confirms Alec Baldwin for Lloyd Boy-Toyed!
"Dear Ted:
You said none of the 30 Rock cast has Vices, but what about Alec Baldwin? I thought for sure he had a moniker!
—Lyn
Dear Upper Management:
None of The Girlie Show gang does; that I've made clear in the past (you're off the hook, Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan). As for Alec, not only does he have a moniker, but
he has been inducted into the Vice Hall of Fame! Wonder if his new bride knows that."
Does no one else care that this was basically a reveal? LBT = Alec BAldwin from Ted's clues in his last week of the Awful Truth!
The reveal was: Ted said June 29 that LBT was about to take a plunge. Alec Baldwin got married on June 30. In his last Mail column, he again pointed out that Alec had a BV and that he had a new bride. I think that was his farewell gift to us!
Blurry, I think you are probably right! I love the LBT blind, because I think he was supposed to have propositioned Ted personally, right??
It makes me wonder what exactly the criteria was in Teds (semi) reveals. Why LBT over anyone else? Despite what he claims, I think his personal likes/dislikes play a big role in the blinds he posts and the clues he's willing to disclose. I can't believe he just grabbed a random group of blinds to semi reveal as a parting gesture. It must be personal, because there many others he could have revealed. Unless he's (hopefully) holding things back for the future.... we shall see... I can't believe this is the end.
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